Hosting Skydrift on friday night.Grab you're free copy here:https://pastebin.com/qZ80WeUN
Hell yeah we racin' tonite boyzzzzz
What time are we racing?
what time...(´・ω・`)?
Btw here's the edited video of last Friday's tourney with timestamps, go watch it to relive the fun:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGz8ree669gLike and sub to Jacuquasa as a token of appreciation for hosting the stream and editing the whole thing>>50435925>>50435941Aiming for a comfy 9 pm est kickoff, as usual
If someone could help refresh my memory, I'm trying to remember the specifics of our last few tourney wins. From what I can make out, the 8th and 9th had Nabana as a winner (8th with Clownpi/Chiruno and 9th with double Chiruno), and the 10th was Pony Rojo with Koishi/Marisa. Does that sound right?
Also I forgot to mention a couple of >IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS>1st of allIn two weeks time, we'll have a SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EVENTSimilar to the Halloween event, it's gonna feature modded tracks, new formats, and a lot of funPlus, we'll be introducing the brand new TEAM RACING for the eventStay tuned for more info and tell you're frens to join in!!!!!>2ndJanuary's Tourney is on Friday January 2ndI did a stupid and had previously mentioned at the end of the stream for last tourney that it'd be on Jan 9th, but it's on the 2nd>>50436689Yeah, that sounds about rightIf it's for the drawing, most of you lazy fucks still owe a LOT of drawings!!!!
>>50436812>modded tracksHow do I install modded tracks?
>>50436950First grab your copy here, in case you don't have it yet on Steam (the one that says it's used for multiplayer modded lobbies):https://pastebin.com/qZ80WeUNPlease read:https://warosu.org/jp/thread/50216804#p50230935You don't HAVE to install the tracks listed there as those were used for the Halloween thing and the ones that will be used for Xmas will be posted in a later thread, but you can go ahead and check em out anyways since I figure we'll re use some of em
Starting in about an hour!!!!
Give me around 5 and I'll post the lobby, I'm finishing The Talos Principle DLC as we speak and I gotta go take a piss and refill my drink and this shit too good, hold on a sec
Shit is UP!!!!>lobby/jp/ friday night>passno passcum join and we'll start in 5 or 10
Damn looks like fester's got some competition with the moriya crew
Where Fester
bullshit, how come that elixir always counts as a hit for me but when i hit others with it, nothing happens?
Sorry, internet decided now would be a fun time to completely shit itself on me.
>>50437273I looked at Sanae the other day and I realized how beautiful sanae is
That was a tight pack last lap Scarlet Devil Mansion Nice job everyone
Eggshell, I don't believe I appreciate you coming in here and copying my style.You do realize that if you show me up by using my own team that I end up looking even WORSE than I already do, right? I don't think I can stand for that...
>>50437302>not knowing how beautiful Sanny is beforehandCouldn't be me, senpai
Gotta go take a piss, back in 5
Sanae is mine I love her (and her daughter suwako) more than u bitc
wonder where the other folks are at
>>50437361Sanae is literally my wife tho, sucks to be you guy
>>50437361>her daughter suwakoConfirmed retard. Opinion discarded. Don't try with me peon. You won't ever reach my levels of dedication to this team.
Today is the day I beat sanae. Watch the next game!!
>>50437369Ahh fuck Ive been spotted as a fake fan. I knew I couldnt fool you Moyira dorks. Hakurei shrine mogs Moriyas any day
>>50437367Naw you have the green hat. Green like sanae
Sanqfast
VD, you and your Alice are a pair of bitches.
Both racists in front of me had protection against my LastWord wtf
ZAMN what a satisfactory victory, suck it cunts
VD you asshat, just had to take me with you huh
Clutchess fucking win of my life, holy shit.Screw all of you, my god...
This game is pure fucking bullshit, you comfortably lead for 2.5/3 laps and in the last one everybody decides to rape the guy in front, no strategy, no talent, fuck you all you fucking faggots
Ow my ass got master sparked HARD
I don't understand this game. Why are you all able to just swoosh past me when I try my hardest to make turns. Touhou games were not meant to have inertia.
Holy smokes everyone (cept Van Dough) finished literally within a second of each other
AHHHH what a satisfying VICTORYWith that I bid my farewell for tonight, it was a real pleasure gentemen!!!!!!See you next week!!!!And REMEMBERWe have the awesomesauce CHRISTMAS EVENT IN 2 WEEKS!!!!!!!See you then!Pic related is my wife Sanny waiting for me to congratulate me in bed for my victory with some hard earned child-making sex!!!!!
The fact that its 3d just makes the inertia problem so much worse, because you can't see anything. So you can't dodge on reaction due to inertia and you can't see ahead due to 3d. Its like the game is pure memo.
https://files.catbox.moe/oetduf.mp4I got so incredibly lucky here it isn't even funny.There were some real tough races tonight, you guys were real pains in the ass. But I love these sessions all the same, see 'ya guys next go around.
>>50437542>Pony getting stuck on the ledge just before the goalOne of the most terrible pieces of geometry in the game. It's like all the other ramps in that entire area effectively act as traps.
>>50437518GGs be sure to suck those titties n breed that ass hard for me
Saved from certain doom by the skin of your pinkie toe lucky bastard
>>50437618This post is for you, I just forgot to quote you>>50437542
So uhhhhhh should we let this thread die and make another one for next week or should we keep it afloat until then (and possibly tomorrow)?
>>50437651Fuck it let's keep it up, we're barely 50 posts in and there might be some racing tonight in which anons who didn't show up last night might come
Slowestretard and yoyo missing from last tourney and last night races, respectivelyWhere dey asses at
>>50437618Violent anal for both of these cumdumpsters
>>50446464Sakuya yesMeiling no because I don't like Chinese girls
Bump for this Friday
>>50451982Same
Wow this new captcha sucks ass
Is it just me or has the hornyposting increased a bit in these threads as of late? Maybe if Anons had a quick jerk before racing sessions they’d perform better lmao.>>50454826No fucking kidding, goddamn. Do they WANT people to stop posting on this fucking site?? Oh wait.
>>50455713Racing culture is horny culture tho, I'm all for it and what we need next in fact is having drawfags make us posters and promos for tourneys with hot and lewd 2hus
>>50456142People don't even draw art for the tournament champions, I doubt anyone will bother drawing promo posters and stuff :'/
>>50459116/jp/ skydrift has changed for sure. Was tournament VI the last one with soul?
>>50460036>VI Ah, Kaiser's redemption
>>50460036Are you saying recent tourneys lack soul? Why?
>>50460420Less art, less trash talk, less hype. Looks like in the last thread hardly anyone even said anything when the new champ won. Hell he didn't even say anything either. It's weird
>>50459116My upcoming New Year’s resolution is to draw a whole lot more, so if I stick to it I can hopefully catch up on the art I owe our winners and then get around to doing bonus stuff. I had an idea or two for silly drawings I just haven’t gotten to yet.
>>50460572Why do you think that is? Could it be that becoming more competitve has come to the detriment of SOVL?>>50460579You should practice by posting jp skydrift-related silly drawings, that'd make our races and threads more sovlfvl. I'm sure more people will follow if art and memes get posted more often. Pic related is my favorite skydrift related meme that's been posted to these threads.
>>50461150How many outsiders are there and where do they come from? I thought we all hailed from this board
Why would anon delete that post...
>>50461186Strange things are happe
>>50461174Nabana and Pony come from the skydrift discord originally, and may I remind you they were invited in the first place because back then we had a hard time filling up a single lobby. EagleR too. Idk if there are other non-jpsie regulars tho and where they come from. >>50460572I'm all for trash talk, I love talking shit and bantering
We racin tonight
>only ever host one game >why are people losing interest
9pm est kickoff as usual
Ok hop the fuck in cuz we startin at 9/9.05pm est!!>lobby/jp/ skydorifuto>passno pass
Hello eagleR and fester
Are we able to do ranked matches against each other somehow? Like if we all just joined it at the same time? Just curious. I'm kinda tired of being just plain 'ol "Fairy" rank after having played this game for this long, but it's practically impossible to get a match in that mode...
>>50468367Hello again Van DoughThank you for hosting
Also hi ximd>>50468371Y'know what fuck it, let's do it. I'll make a ranked lobby AFTER this race, so come join
>>50468371hmm i was thinking about we schedule the rank matches on another time, doesnt seem like more than 2 people can join though
>>50468414hi nigga
Embers of Blazing Hell can suck my nuts
Join RANKED now, it should automatically put you in a lobby with me
>>50468444Have you considered gitting gud bitch lmao
>>50468457NO that stage funkin SUCKS cause I keep FALLING OFF
>>50468480Salty little bitch, git gud lmoa
intense, didnt think i would win that
>>50468505That's because you didn't deserve shit, you raced like shit and only "won" because clownpieceofshit's bullshit LW bailed you out
>>50468517kek sure asshole, i'll surpass you one day
I hate this game because the better racer never wins, it's all fucking luck literally
I'm so sorry Eagle, I just cucked you so hard lmao
>>50468544Fuck you
aw fuck i got disconnected>>50468544nigga i was inches away from that finishing line, i had it worse ):
Who was the retard that suggested we do rankedNow we got a fuckin phantasm in the room
>>50468557Sorryyy, I just wanted to try it for once. I didn't expect that fag to sniff us out. Should we switch back?
Wtf the rain made me slow down so much that I took the last turn too tight and boinked that bookcase
oh he really did leave prematurely, and its all because of that random jackass joining inVD dude, please come back
new lobby>/jp/ fuck you>passomanko
man our ranks didnt change it seems, guess that was pointless then huh
>>50468671I guess there's levels to scale in-between ranks before you actually rank up...
Give me a second to join
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Damn, that L HAD to have hurt VD that badly for us to redo the track again KEK
Fuck piece of shit fester
Festernyou annoying fuck we're on the other lobby
was wondering why there was a sudden slowdown, cant keep winning forever
>>50468665Brand New Lobby, Same Great Taste
>>50468759>>50468763Hugs and kisses right back atcha~!Cuck
With that satisfying as fuck victory I leave you, gentlemen!!!But please do keep racing, we have a fun bunch tonightI'm off to get drunk, play vidya and have child-making, bed-breaking sex with my wives Ran, Sanae, and Marisa!!!!>DON'T FORGET>DON'T FORGET>DON'T FORGETTHE CHRISTMAS EVENT is THIS FRIDAY the 26thStay tuned for the event thread early next week!!!
>>50468806I won't be able to join due to Christmas plans, but I hope you all have fun and I wish you all a merry Christmas. May next year bring more fun races!
Sankyuu for racing with me. In the less than a week I missed playing I forgot how to hold the controllerSorry for leaving so early.
see you folks next week. it was a pretty fun session
Man ximd you are one evasive motherfuckerYou kept dodging my shit
I won quite a few races tonight! I think I performed pretty well. Fun as always frens!Bonus clip:https://files.catbox.moe/ocanrj.mp4It's really fun to screw you over VD, lel. NGL, I started doing it on purpose at one point.
>>50468853i have a habit of randomly drifting to the sides, not even sure myself on how i developed this. that or perhaps i was just lucky
>>50468806GGs and good gamesNow go & pound your horny slut of a wife til she passes out from exertion
>>50468671>>50468677It takes Ten Thousand points to get out of Fairy rankPlaying in larger rooms and beating higher rank players is how you gain points fastAnd there's also the daily "completed a ranked match" bonusSource:gensou-skydrift.fandom.com/wiki/Ranked_Match
>>50468646-van dough-ragequitting when he gets his butt kickedan iconic duo