/jp/hu
>>50467020Milkdudshus...
woke up
shooting my bullet
ufoing
Bout to "shoot" my "bullet" deep "inside" Aya.
>>50467155Now replace "human" with "dog" and suddenly everyone goes crazy
Bout to "captain" my "murasa" deep "minamitsu" Aya.
Bout to "cum" my "penis" deep "into" Rinnosuke
So..... are we going to do something together tonight?
>>50467212thats pretty gay
>>50467231hi
>>50467235whats up
>>50467228Sure but only in /v/, not here.
>>50467241trying not to freeze and practicing cause i didn't play for 3 dayshow are you, any progress with your L1CC?
you should call it /roach/hu at this point
>>50467288stay warm, good luck in your lnn600 attempts in i reached shou for the first time yesterday probably gonna take a while to wintaking a photo game break to get better idk if it actually does anything tho
>>50467290/roachmilk/hu
>>50467290we should call this /diaper/hu teehee
>>50467296>shou for the first timecool, got the early game down well enough thenwhat'd you die to in st5>photo game break to get better idk if it actually does anythingno not really they're just good for getting fundamentals down
>>50467317i was kinda just rolling with it but i know the yin yang spam parts gave me troubleprobably because i didnt know where to go >not reallywelp, guess it would be better to just practice the actual game instead
>>50467346>yin yang spamyeah those suck if you haven't done them at least once beforebut they're actually all aimed at you and basically static so just figure out the route and you'll survive every single timeonly bad part of the stage itself is the fairy spam at the end, reimuA isn't too good at it>guess it would be better to just practice the actual gamegive in i ordered pizza
It's time to serve your masters.
yeah that was also my first time just reaching stage 5 in general and i didnt really remember really remember much soim playing with marisaA, figured its the best for skipping the bossesi'll give in, going to the practice grind thenhope you enjoy your pizza!
>>50467421i forgot to reply
>>50467444Yeah. Me
>>50467487What kind of sicko would draw this?
>>50467460>marisaAoh i seethat's a difficult one to start with actuallyyour options aren't transparent like every other shot so visibility is really bad at times, the bomb slows you to a crawl so you can't really pick up UFOs during it, the DPS increase isn't that significant overall and marisa has the biggest hitbox on top of all thatit's fun but if you want something that skips bosses try sanaeB, its bomb is akin to SA reimuCthere is a nifty damage increase bug you can do with marisaA though, up to you if you wanna>going to the practice grind thengood good
Jackalman post /JP/
Yatsuman take me by the handLead me to the land that you understandYatsuman the voyage to the corner of the globeIs a real tripYatsuman the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sandSoaking up the thirst of the land
>>50467606even with all of her flaws marisaA's dps and piercing just feels nice, and yep im using that damage bug if i can, sanaeB feels kinda bad to use because her damage just feels really low even if her bomb is greati was practicing and this happened, behold
Look what I found>>>/v/728895346
>>50468007ah yes that's the shoukickgot hit by it a couple times during runsmight keep happening for a bit while learning that safespot at first but just watch your damage and it'll be very rare, even if you have to go for timeout you can avoid the kick every time so don't worry if you have low power entering it>yep im using that damage bug if i canalright, it's kinda weird but simpleyou have to be at full poweryou have to not be shooting, then start shooting unfocused and stay that way for a little bit, like less than a second but stillnow you'll have more damage while focused than if you first started shooting focusedit'll stay that way as long as you keep Z held down, except for when you get forced to stop shooting by dialogue>sanaeB feels kinda bad to useya it's my least favorite shot in UFO, everyone else says it's good but they're liars. it does really well against byak though if you end up having trouble with her
>>50468135yep its avoidable, i just didn't know about itthat bug is pretty useful, helps finish spells a little faster (if i dont die) done playing for today, was practicing shou and byak for a bit. still a long way to go, not many spells i can capture so i'll keep practicing until it's more comfortable
that sounded really cool, fish anon
A shame... But tomorrow is another day.
>>50468534It was... Fishing in BtN was immensely difficult too. Unlike most games with fishing mini games where you'd press the button once the fish bit the hook, you'd need to release the button instead in Back to Nature. The time window to do it too was also stupid small.
>>50468550you just have the weird "keep the fish in the bar" thingy for stardewkept my zoomer brain entertained for some hours
>>50468400hi
>>50468592good morning!
>>50468612did you sleep
I'm a tranny I'm a trannyI'm a tranny I'm a trannyI'm a tranny I'm a tranny Oh, Oh, Oh - I'm a tranny
>>50469082nop
>>50469092did you eat
>>50469122some grapes
>>50469004Why does she has a blob of cum on her head?
>>50469131should have an actual meal
>>50469146does cereal count
>>50469148probablyeh i'd say sowhat cereal do you like
>>50469168i have yet to eat a cereal i dislikedmy favorites are flakes and cheerios tho
>>50469179do you like nesquik/cocoa puffs
>>50469291yeah i like them too nesquik is always really nice to have
>>>/v/728926050
>>50469004Fat fuck
>>50469739Wait a minute... that's not a thread...Also I want to have sex with anorexic Marisa.
futabrobtw
That's not Marisa, that's a /v/hu.
Damn he found that one fast. I'm not even gonna link it here
>>50467167ironically tengu are the dogs
eating apple with lyrica
>>50471208I started cutting apples in pieces instead of using my raw mouth and it makes eating apples much nicer.
>>50471614i agree with youjust dont cut your fingers
dead thread talk about something
no one left here
>>50471951hi
>>50472069hi!
>>50472077how are you
>>50472095just chilling like usualyou?
>>50472124okhaving a monster and looking around for a new keyboard cause i think this ones dying pretty soon
>>50472188rip, good luck with thative been using the same keyboard for like 9 years enjoy your monster though
>>50472212yeah i've had this one for a couple years or so maybeit's already half dead but none of the keys i need to play touhou are broken so i haven't cared to replace it yetfeel like it'd be annoying to get used to a new one even if it were objectively better. i guess i'll get a mechanical one when i do, never tried them>enjoy your monster thoughi like default monster very muchturned off my refrigerator cause it's so cold here that i can just leave it out and have it be cool so that's nice
>>50472245mine's just been a normal office keyboard and it worked fine all this time, were you using one of these too?a mechanical one is probably better regardless though yesi think monster is good too but iirc the last time i drank it was over a year ago, a box of itit's cold here too but not by that much, don't freeze to death over there
>>50472331night
>>50472559sleep well!
If you're not posting because you're struggling with the Captchas I have the solution for you: for something to be "like the others" it just has to show up in at least two image rather than just one. "Not being like the others" just means it shows up in only one. I got confused and kept failing the Captchas because I thought there was supposed to be some through line in all but one of the images, when really I just had to look for a hemicircle that only showed up once while rectangles and triangles showed up twice.
i'm not posting because the only faggot still posting here is roachchan
*sad cockroach noises*
>>50472895KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!I really pity him, imagine being a fucking outcast among the outcasts. Couldn't be me!
I'm gonna have a cup of tea and sleep.
>>50473021>a fucking outcast among the outcastsisn't that literally what you are since everyone in your general went to a discord server
I'm gonna jork my clitty and sleep
yuri
juri
is it over?https://www.reddit.com/r/touhou/comments/1prxdzs/guys_did_i_join_too_late/
That poster sounds like a bottom.
petahthe lotois is here
Petah deez nuts
>Family Guy intro ends>scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV>DING DONG>Lotois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.>Peter opens the door>Merth: Hey guys, need a Mario for your Mario Kart game?>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lotois! Check who it is!>Lotois: Is that... Oh my god, Merth /v/hu!>Brian: Holy shit, Merth /v/hu? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!>scene where Merth draws NTR of the Islamic Terrorist's waifu's, causing them to shoot themselves in dishonor>Merth: Yup, but I just had to come back. I don't know if I can quite PEG why I didn't like it over there.>everyone but Meg laughs>Chris: It’s great to have you back, Merth!>Meg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace and quiet from those stupid puns...>Cuts to video game footage of Family Guy the Video Game with Meg getting attacked (player gets hit several times during the footage) and then back to the animation where Meg is on the ground destroyed>Peter: NYEHEHEHEHEHE!>Stewie: Personally I prefer MSpaintanon, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit!
unfunny retard
good morning friend thread>>50473021wanna play pofv with me
also stop bullying my friend
>>50473800Who's your friend? I bet that he's really cute
>>50473759I want to play it.
>>50473923yay oki never played this game with a person so it might not workhttps://maribelhearn.com/pofvjust follow everything herecan you get zerotier i cant host without it sorry
>>50473960It's okay, I can host.89.73.129.151port 10801, adonis2
>>50473923I want to "play" with clownpiece
Has it ever been more over
>>50473977thanks for playing with me!sorry if it was too laggy or something lol i live far away from you
I feEL yAtsU fAnTaStic hEy heY hEEy
oh my god LOTOIS
>>50474289GGs, well played. Sorry for the abrupt end, there's somewhere else I got to be.The connection was more than fine, actually. Delay 6 is not great not terrible but at least it was stable.Thanks for playing!
did roach-tan just play with herself
>>50474324She plays with herself at least once a day
>>50474316good luck, take care
what's you're favorite roach-chan vocaroo?
what did you guys dream about todaytoday i dreamt i was playing minecraft with the prismriver sisters that was really epici dont remember much besides we were teaming up
>>50474435The one where he's crying about someone impersonating him
you guys talk about anything else?
You guys are seriously fucked if you have to resort to talking about me at all.
>>50474476You're cute though
>>50474451Uhhh a sequel to a certain long forgotten online game came out and I tried to get a game going but there was barely any players but eventually I managed to glitch the game to start despite not enough players present and once it started some players joined in.Also Tewimom was one of the players.
>>50474451...It's crazy that someone is asking about dreams because I'm that anon who said he barely ever dreams on a day that I actually had a very long and multi layered dream again...Do you really want to hear it? Its not touhou related at all and rather long with a lot of layers.
>>50474476Tsukasa wouldn't know. She knows that'd ruin her perfect fox skin and thus reduce the amount of adult males that are willing to have sex with her.
>>50474488How the fuck did I replace the word "smoke" with the word "know"
those who know
>>50474485lol, which game was that one?>>50474487ah yeah go ahead if you want costs nothing
>>50474435None, he sounds like a drunk Irish sailor and that fucks up with my brain.
>>50474476/v/hu has always been about harassing whoever the most feminine poster is
>>50474451>today i dreamt i was playing minecraft with the prismriver sistersBased, I want to bully 2hus in Minecrap.
>>50474483No.>>50474488Smoking is very ero, actually.
>>50474501>lol, which game was that one?Sequel to Savage 2 so I guess Savage 3?Don't worry if you never heard about S2, it was a very fun game but a colossal flop otherwise I was one of maybe 200 people in total that ever played it.
>>50474509i dont actually play minecraft and havent since like 5 years ago so i reall dont know why that happened was cool though they are my friendsjust like you guys>>50474512ah yup that looks very obscure no way i'd have heard of it lol
>>50474501>ah yeah go ahead if you want costs nothingWell. AlrightI was back in Highschool, me and my classmates were on a field trip to a deserted house in the middle of a jungle, the entire field trip was to be made on foot and it was very far from the school, we had no trouble with it at all for some reason and midway through it all my classmates got into a "bus" which in my head was just the airboat from half life for some reason. I say "my classmates" because I didn't get in with them, even though I didn't get to the house I somehow could see it in the distance, it was quite literally a giant mansion amidst the jungle but from a high vantage point you could actually look down from it and see it wasn't too far from the city. Anyway, I don't know how I knew all that because like I said I didn't make it to the house.And this is the part where it actually got interesting (to me). I didn't go with them because midway through the trip while we were still on foot I noticed that the way there went by my old childhood summerhouse that my deceased grandfather owned. He sold that house a long time ago and I was always a bit resentful for that, I was only 12 so obviously I didn't get to say anything about it but it has a very strong emotional connection to me nevertheless which makes it no surprise It showed up in a dream. Anyway, I could see the old rusty gate that lead into the summerhouse and it was still exactly as I remembered, I got in uninvited at first and I think some of my friends went in with me. But when I got inside the house itself it was another gigantic mansion, totally remodeled too... But it was so... uncanny. It felt exactly like my childhood house even though it was so different.I was greeted by the current owner of the house inside, he seemed to know me and invited me to sit down and talk with him briefly, I can't quite recall what we talked about but it was related to the house, he knew it was important to me I think. At this point we were there alone when he interrupted the conversation saying that he would have guests to attend to soon, he was hosting something that wasn't quite a party but more like an audience with several dozen people. I don't think I was request to leave but for some reason, at this point, I was among the guests he was speaking to, I was laying on a mattress on the floor "pretending to sleep" while nobody payed any mind to me. I can't quite recall what the owner was saying but it was something quite big like political world domination.At some point I was asked by his butler (I just knew it was his butler somehow) to accompany him to another room where we spoke briefly again, he asked me to see my driver's license to verify who I was and I gave it to him... At this point I was close to waking up and I can't quite recall much. But I think he asked me not to disclose anything I heard in there and asked me to leave. Last thing I remember was staring out the window from the room we were speaking in where there was intense dawn or twilight shinning through... Also at some point during this mess between me getting into the house and the audience starting I was in a bathtub inside the kitchen for some reason, and I could see all the guests getting into the house...Anyway... that's all I can recall I think. Hope you enjoyed the read I guess.
>>50474511>Smoking is very ero, actually.Smoking is the quintessential opposite of ero. And all the people who enjoy it erotically only do it because they watch pornography with smoking in it, where they can't actually see how horrendous it is through the screen.All that it takes is a few seconds close to a smoker to realize that everything about them is the exact opposite of what you'd find attractive in someone. They smell like shit, their breath is shit, their skin is rugged and spotted with black marks everywhere, their voice is coarse and hard on the ears.Smoking is one of the most horrendous "safe" fetishes you can find because it is clearly NOT what you want to have during sex. Its a fetish after all so it doesn't "need" to be realistic but I will criticize anyone who fetishizes it nonetheless in the same vein I'd criticize someone who with a scat fetish.You disgust me and smokers disgust me.Oh and Tsukasa would never fucking do that blah blah blah you get the point.
>>50474592Yeah smoking looks cool in drawings and especially in anime style, but you're right about how disgusting it actually is. My ex smoked sometimes and his breath always smelled like shit for days after a cigarette, it got so bad I didn't kiss him for months on end because he would not stop smoking with his coworkers. Just one of the many reasons I broke up with that tard. And it only takes one cigarette too, it can cause halitosis immediately. The smell just sticks to everything.
>>50474578that's a realllyyyy trippy dream wow>airboat from half lifekek>giant mansion amidst the junglehey thats where i livethe part with the mansion owner is very strange tho, almost like some paranormal mystery moviei did enjoy reading lol made for a cool story so thanks for sharing
i think it looks cool idk why it just isdont actually smoke though its bad for you
Tewi also wouldn't smoke because skin and breath and blah blah blah its the same reason as Tsukasa ok you get the idea she's a WHORE.
>>50474511>No.You don't get a choice. You just are cute
Hi guys i smoked a couple of tiems but i didnt get the appeal tee bee aycheAlso I think tewi is not a whore
tewing my inaba
>>50474696I wish I could be a whore
>>50474849Every /v/hu is a whore waiting to be fucked
Every /v/hu is a friend waiting to be friended
Every /v/hu is a /v/hu waiting to be /v/hud
who will be the first /v/hu to start an onlyfriends?
>>50474873I wish, I'm only viewed as a sexual object
posting terrible /jp/hu memes everyday until /v/hu is back day 1
>>50475041thats fucked up
>>50475055I humbly request you to stop
>>50475055I implore you to reconsider
I am not dating anyone who smokes.
*plaps u*
check this out
not funny didnt laugh
:(
>>50476256killing myself
post something hot that makes me cum
>>50476269hello
>>50476264Don't kill yourself, we can't lose any more posters.>>50476269
i got out of bed
not hot, didnt cum
>>50476283ok i will live
>>50476269
gonna sleep hugging my lyrica
>>50476509good night
I want a Dakimakura for Christmas. Only a husband jackalman one will do. Don't want a blowup doll, No fleshlight Lyra plush, I want a Dakimakura with buff I can smush! I want a Dakimakura for Christmas. I don't think thundercats fan will mind, do you? Now warner won't approve my pillow case design, but cheap third party printing mean that jakkarin will be mine! I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping up the stairs. Oh what joy and fake surprise when I open up my eyes to see a waifu pillow standing there! I want a Dakimakura for Christmas. Only a husband jackal one will do. No renamons or peaches, no Twilight Alicorn. is the only husbando who's in all my favorite porn! And I almost as much as flandre's! oh yeah Mom says a furry would bite me once or more, but what she's doesn't know is that I'm totally into fall in love! There's lots of room for jakkarin down in my basement. Him eat my cum and make her nest in Cheeto dust and lint! I can see me now on Christmas morning, jerking off downstairs. Oh what marvel and surprise, in my furry waifu's eyes to get another streak of fluffy in his hair. orgasming intensifies I want a Dakimakura for Christmas. Only a cutie jakkarin one will do! No gardevoir s, No tifa's 'cause she's dumb, jackalman is the furry inside whom I want to cum. And jakkarin wants to cum inside me too!
>woJACK>JACKalman oh i get it now
>>50476997Chang'e
>>50477195queenjunko is a cuckquean loser
morning my friends>>50476666thanks
>>50477204basedZUN needs to expand on Lunarian storyline more
>>50477286morningdid you do allshot on PCB or am i misremembering>>50477287eh the opposite reallythe more he elaborates and expands on stuff the less interesting it gets, touhou is captivating partly because of all the unknownsplus lately he's been doing some bullshit retconning apparently so you don't want that monkey's paw to curli like that chang'e herself is never really shown
What if Chang'e was your mom?
>>50477376since Chang'e is the creator of moon rabbits, it means that i'm Reisen
>>50477365Junko storyline is too kino to be left unfinished like that
This would be you if you weren't an earthybitch.
>This [HEADCANON]sonanoka
So you're saying you would be a little bitch regardless...?
>>50477449severely overworked lunar rabbit grunts are the best rabbits
>>50477365nope i only allshotted pofvi tried using other shots in pcb and like homing reimu does 4x less damage than sakuya and times out trivial things for bo reason meanwhile straight shots didn't feel that much stronger either not to mention sakuya has 4 bombs and trivializes the stages because she just kills everything without much effort before they can spawn bullets so yeah its a skill issue but i just can't justify playing anything else
>>50477449I would be...... a slutty cute moon bunny????????????????
can I get some Chang'e
/v/hu....is dead ..
>>50477480i seei felt like playing through it for the first time and did a couple sakA clears, it's nice not having to learn the game at all and still win. reminds me of DDC since that game has a similarly overpowered sakuya shot alsoreimuA takes so long to even get past letty it's funny, strange for the default shot to be that weak
please unblock me
>>50477601here you go buddy
>>50477949yep sakuya is just really nice to play and you can just kinda go through itnice gaming, will you try to allshot it?its just kinda funny how weak reimu islike it feels like im staring at chen for 40 seconds for some nonspell i really dont know why its like that like did ZUN want you to use sakuya or somethingi also only used sakuya in ddc
>will you try to allshot itsure but slowly, don't wanna spend too much time with it at once so i'll give it a couple credits a day i guess cause this games pretty funalso i only just realized you're supposed to break borders to clear the screen, i kept having them run out lol>like it feels like im staring at chen for 40 secondsya that makes early deaths even more punishing since resetting means having to sit through bosses not dying againhell i might bomb chen when i get to reimuA just to save time>i also only used sakuya in ddcsakA i presume since sakB is hellish lolsakA basically brings the game down from lunatic to normal with how slow everything gets, i got no idea how that's supposed to be balanced. it's telling how DDC sakA is ranked as the easiest LNN in the series while sakB is at the top
DDC SakuyaB is so bad she's like playing the game in a weird for 2nd loop from other shmups, but it's just the bosses (which is the hardest part of DDC, stages aren't that bad even if PoC optimisation is hard)
>>50478041Did you draw this? It's a nice drawing.
>>50478129>just the bossesbenben and not benben are honestly the most unfun bosses in the series for me, they were so fucked with sakBdidn't even mind kagerou since she was still fun despite the unfairness
>>50478108>i'll give it a couple credits a daythats fair enough, have fun with the game> i only just realized you're supposed to break borders to clear the screenyou get more bonus (and thus the next border faster) if it runs out naturally without you getting/pressing bomb to break it but i'm not sure by how much it matters, it doesn't clear the screen though so i always end it anyway if i'm in a pinch>having to sit through bosses not dying againyep that does kinda suck the games pretty slow on it's own it fits the winter theme i guess, i do enjoy stage4 though since it's one of my favorite songs i could see it taking like 40 minutes for a reimuA run >sakB is hellishah yeah never touched sakuyaB at all in these games, just sakuyaA i liked spamming her bomb in ddc, felt cooli think i've seen people say sakuyaB is also good in pcb, haven't tried it though
>>50478140yes thank you
madokanon please unblock me
>>50478254why
i'm the best
>>50478294im sorry
>>50478306This is someone's fetish
>>50478325now it's yours
>>50478324i dont care
>>50478356why
HEY madokanon
>>50478367you are very mentally ill
>>50478395im sorry
>>50478398no
>>50478395HEY madokanon
>>50478419im really sorry please talk to me
Okina-sama...
>>50478421what?
>>50478466Have you ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend?
if you teleported into gensokyo, what would be the first thing you do??
>>50478623grab a fairy
>>50467155where is this actually from i keep seeing this and i cant find the originial its funny as fuck
>>50478623get raped by santa for playing brutal doom!
I want to be raped by santa(seiga)...
>>50478681Be careful what you wish for
Christmas kukulu?
>>50478935Christmas gartic, take it or leave it
Christmas Seija.
>>50479442cute deer
If Seija were to confess her love to you how would you know that she is confessing?If she says "I love you" that could be interpreted as the reverse, so she might actually hate you!If she says "I hate you" that could be interpreted as her really hating you, unless she means the opposite of that!How would you solve this?
>>50479732>check in my inventory>select the [Satori Komeiji]>use it to find out the enemy's true thoughts
Retail work during the holidays is enough to kill a man.How are you /v/hu? Look at this >>>/v/729106839
rip
>>50480542A shameDo I ever fucking get (verification) not (required) with this new captcha holy shit
1ccs are evil you won't miss 'emWe'll find ways to simulate those threadsWhat a sorry vhu, trapped and betrayed like an animal zooHere on level one of /jp/hu Hell!Touhou is not video games and so is shitpostingSo is drawing for (Yous)Let's let the mods decide what type of ban's justifiedI'm janny here on level two(Ooh! one month ban!)"Just tell me why"All video game generals belong on /vg/"There must be generals worse than ours"We've checked around there really aren't"Then please let me explain""our threads are being targeted by a schizo"Your threads are a discord chat!"Aw, don't blame me blame marisissy!"Please stop making threads while I'm singing
>>50480593well its pretty fast to do it
the futa drought is unbearable
>>50480637I'm also pretty fast when Yuuka does me
What if I got you a cosplaying girlfriend?
>>50480697ah yeahyou always gotta finish taking care of the flowers quickly when she tells you to or she is gonna get mad at you
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HE WAS TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WHEN HE SAID "FAST" THATS HILARIOUS AHHAAHAHHAHAAA
remember to water your yuuka everydayhave you drank enough water today
...I miss everyone...
reimu riding a big cock
>>50478935>>50479106Yastubrapper organized these and xe hasn't been seen in months...
We love fairies
fairies are the best
im gonna get roachslop
I'm gonna get a sloppy from the roach
petah
Pick one.
>>50482663ONE THING
Christmas is just a few days away... Merth will you do the Seiga Claus fusu in time?I miss you Merth. Merth, please come home. I'll have a blue Christmas withou you...
I will finally get a job this Christmas. The problem are the pay is absolutely shit, and i'm forced to work night shift
>>50483009Congrats on finding a job Anon, I'm sure you'll manage
>>50483009What about a hand job?
