What is /jp/'s opinion on the queen of cucks, the harbinger of (self-)humiliation, the lord of losers, the jobber herself, the god of taking "L"s, Kanako?Almost set Gensokyo on fire because she gave an idiot sun powers.Was cucked out of Hisoutensoku and HM by Suwako and Nitori respectively.Couldn't stop a goat.Lost to the ghost of a second fiddle playing shrine maiden with the personality of an angsty teen.Can't save her husband from the moon sluts.Can't save her hunting buddy from a pyramid.Nobody in Gensokyo respects her, nobody wants her around, she ruins everything she touches and Gensokyo would have been better off without her.Praise be to the false god, may she continue to fail her followers at every turn.
were you trying to be funny with this or something kill yourself out of my board
>>50498395Kuso thread but mention her losing to Miyoi and the imaginary sake bug.
>>50498395>>50498436man, her only victory was against Suwako centuries ago...
She may not be what she once was, but I love her and will protect her!
>>50499059A Suwako that was at the verge of death after fighting Kanano's entire family line (or something) by herself
>>50500629no...no...Kanako BTFOed Suwako using her heavenly power, rusting the Moreya's weapons before they could anything...
>>50500691No, no. They sumo wrestled through space and crashed on the moon. They also did like a haka or something, and they were wearing nothing but fundoshi. I vividly remember this.
>>50498395that's not (insert your favorite touhou character here) uh?
>>50499059Even then she had to come crawling back to Suwako since she failed at being anywhere near as good of a god as Suwako was.
>>50500691suwako halted her rival gods march on the suwa region all by herself. the second kanako rusted her metalwork, she was tired and defenseless against the incoming gangbang, so she just gave up. had it been a proper 1vs1, kanako would have been fraudchecked hard by pepe
Why does ZUN hate Kanako?
Suwako was possessed by Mizuchi first, so Kanako had to lose to Suwako to get possessed. Sanae getting possessed by Kanako makes Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom Ending No. 6 canon.
>>50502353Except we know from the very next Part that Mizuchi can't use the most powerful techniques of any given person she's possessing. That means that either Kanako lost to a nerfed Suwako, or she lost to Mizuchi herself. Either scenario is overwhelmingly pathetic.
>>50502292he hates touhou now
>>50498395Finally a quality thread on /jeepiss/ that made me chuckle.She brought us Sanae to Gensokyo so it's a W in my book
>>50498395>the queen of cucks, the harbinger of (self-)humiliation, the lord of losers, the jobber herself, the god of taking "L"sWho's the opposite? Flandre?
>>50507309No. Flandre is a schizoid and a literal loser herself who lives rent free on her sister's mansion and does nothing all day, has no friends, and her personality is also shitty. She is the queen of incels unironically.
>>50507592Flandre lives in a mansion rent free while doing whatever she wants? Sounds like a pretty big "W" to me!
