Could your fave 2hu beat my fave 2hu in wrestling?
>>50536871>flips ur faveshe might actually be unbeatable
>>50536871Is Kasen a jobber?
>>50537022>mfw Seija would have been the perfect stand-in for Pentagon from KinnikumanToo bad the tag team tournament series started way before DDC, although I can't think of an equivalent for Black Hole to create the 2hu version of 4D Killer Combo. Anyways, the way to beat flippers is to just target them directly and hit them even harder, so they won't be able to flip.
>>50536871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6P49ZcjVZU
>>50537329You really shouldn't do that to your sister Ayane.
>>50537210After thinking about it, Suika would be the best equivalent of Black Hole. Suika can't suck people into parallel dimensions like he does, but she has the power to manipulate density. If she uses this, she could create similar phenomena as Black Hole, like create clones and cause illusions. However, I don't know how well Suika and Seija could work together as a team.
But could you beat your favorite 2hu in wrestling?
>>50538146Forgot image
>>50536871
>>50538442LARIATTO!!!!
>>50537210Seija and Yukari?But Pentagon was actually controlling time itself, even if he was just using it to swap positions
>>50536871Woah, what’s with the focus on her perineum?! Is that her labia kinda sticking out her clothes? Why did the artist draw that?
>>50536871Yes, probably
>>50540250I was thinking of Yukari, but it's hard to see the two working together. Black Hole and Pentagon were loyal and trusting to each other, which can't be said about Seija. And yes, you are right, but practically, it would work the same.
>>50537110Nah, she's very obviously upper midcard.
>>50541375What's Ibaraki-douji then?
>>50541704The alternate monster heel persona, which makes Kasen like Undertaker. The armless, normal Kasen is like the American Badass 'Taker, a cool upper carder "good guy". Ibaraki-Douji, meanwhile, is the Dead Man Walking 'Taker, an ancient monster that appears to obliterate and punish foes.
>>50541989Neptuneman Kasen and Big the Budo/Neptuneman Arm fighting all of the protagonists for being weaklings and not taking danmaku seriouslyShe gets beaten by Reimu and Marisa and joins the good guys
>>50542921If I wrote a Tag Dream -like story, I'd actually make Kasen more like the Kinnikuman Great of the story. After all, she is kinda like a sensei to Reimu, like Prince Kamehame was to Suguru. It would also allow for Marisa to cause some kind of off-ring accident, so she can take up the mantel from her. There's also a good idea for a running gag, where everyone can tell it's Kasen (and later Marisa) wearing the mask, but nobody bothers to point it out.
>>50538146No chance.
>>50538146fuh nah
>>50544496Yeah but then there's really no place for Kasen's arm. Kamehame doesn't have any relationships with any bad guys. Maybe Kasen could be Kinnikuman Soldier and her arm could be ashuraman lmao
>>50538146Nope!
>>50548006>Kasen's arm overtakes a cocky Ashuraman, who tried to get ahead by stealing her armsGenuinely a cool crossover fanfiction idea.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA8Mmu5qpV4
>>50541382Uhh, komachi... We can see...
>>50536871Who is the Chris Benoit in 2hu wrestling?
>>50550503It's just the clothing getting a little wrinkly, that's all. She knows what she's doing, so no need to worry. It's all under control.
>>50550516Flandre, obviously
I don't know anything about wrestling, how do I start?
>>50553047>>>/pw/ if you can stand the mental illness. And try to not bring any of them here.
>>50553047Neither do II just read Kinnikuman
>>50553047Try watching Wanna Be The Strongest in the World or Tiger Mask
>>50551422I thought it would be Yuyuko, due to the an hero, like how Chris Benoit an heroed by bowflex.
>>50537022what if i fought upside down from the getgo
>>50537022Look at this no-dimes drawing bitch!
>>50550516Keine.She does the diving headbutt move (that fucked him beyond belief), and she was main-event in the Imperishable Night PPV. Then never got booked again. (I'm not talking about doing an hero.) But Chris' career is really tragic even if he was an unsafe worker at the end.>>50553047Start by watching some wrestling complications on the internet. Also check and listen to some wrestling themes to feel the soul of it! Then finally learn the lingo, history and some memes.>>50557123>no-dimes drawing bitchWhat a fucking mark. Seija is an absolute ace heel and can work everyone on the stick while being more than willing to take a bump! Her protected finisher; "Reverse Hierarchy" is also dimes as hell! She did put everyone over with her Eddie Guerrero Jaku Heat by cheating on the matches and avoiding DQ.
>>50557841>Reverse HierarchyKino name. What's the finisher like?
Everyone in the ring would have to team up to eliminate Yuugi during the Royal Rumble.
>>50557841>"Reverse Hierarchy"
>>50558123Something like a RKO!>>50558164"SEXUAL CHOCOLATE! SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!">>50558409It's good shit, brother! Trust me!
>>50558466Marisa has that natural FINNER convince me otherwise
>>50558477Brother, she's not the ACE face of the company for nothing! No one drew more dimes than her so it's natural that her finner energy is MASSIVE alongside her star power!
>>50558477>>50558524What the fuck do finner mean?!
>>50558577You tell me
Who's the Kevin Nash of Touhou?
>>50558673The Fortune Teller
>>50558673Utsuho Reiuji was raped by 7 ice fairies in the sizzling summer 12.3
Lost Word featured these jobbers
>>50558524Let's hope she can reclaim the top spot from Koishi this Gensomania.
Alright, which one of you told /pw/ about this place? They aren't supposed to leave their shithole.
>>50558834I was here before I found /pw/ (then /asp/).
>>50558851I was here before I found /asp/ (then /wwe/)
>>50558577I don't know either man. What the fuck are they talking about.
>>50558673Mizuchi after she broke her quad in that dark forest alleyway and got raped by a bunch of feral youkais in that sweltering summer of '90. KWAB!>>50558825Previous Gensomania was a schmooze and fumbled hard. What's even the appeal of Koishi? Her gimmick is that she doesn't think, she's braindead, brother! And yet she goes over everyone! Marisa deserve that top spot more than anyone, just for all she have done for the business! >>50558851>>50558882Ok, /woo/ditards :^)
>>50558784Is this true?>>50559690>summer of 90>90HOLY SHIT! IT'S TRUE!
>>50558164How could you even beat Yuugi in wrestling?
>>50557841KEINE IS BACK>You've spreading lies, that I'm...>ON THE JUICE, BIG TIME!>Hey la! Hey la!>Keine Kamishirawa killed her best friend
>>50559946It would have to be someone just as strong or close to it. Yuuka will have to come out of retirement for one last match to reassert herself as the monster heel of Gensokyo.
>>50559946She's just a hoss... Anyone who know more than 5 moves of doom and a brain could pin her into submission. She's massively overrated and that's a shoot.>>50560006Legit popped me, brother!
>>50558834I traded /jp/ for /pw/ and became one of them. I regret nothing.
Yum!
>>50560019>>50560043Kasen and Suika would be the best counters for Yuugi. They're smarter and craftier, and should be closest to equal in strength. But even then, it'd be close.
>>50560273BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!>>50560370>more oni shittersGet these jabronis out of the ace squared circle! (expect Suika) They're upper midcard talent, maybe lower main event for Suika but they're aren't ace! In wrestling, strength isn't everything, you can see midgets pinning down monsters into submission with a well executed arm or joint lock. (These are incredibly painful and can easily break a bone, especially Kimuras) I don't even think they could go over in a shoot match against Eiki or Tenshi... Someone like Byakuren, The Moonies, Yukari, Super Cena Reimu with the power of the booker or even Hecatia are way above their league and these are the real aces. They have a full package and incredible finishers.
Best thread on /jp/, right now!
>>50560273>"I, AM, A BHUDDIST BADASS!!!">"WHAT?!!! BAH GAWD IT'S BYAKUREN!! AND SHE MEANS BUSINESS TONIGHT!!!">"J.R., I DON'T THINK SEIGA'S GONNA SURVIVE THIS!!!">"SHE MAY NOT, BUT SHE'S GOT A LOT TO ANSWER- AND THERE GOES THE BHUDDIST BADASS, SHE'S LANDING THOSE STRIKES ONTO SEIGA!!! THIS PACKED CAPACITY CROWD HAS COME UNGLUED TONIGHT!!!"
This is boringWhere's Kokoro?
>>50561087This is just a glimpse of /pw/ with touhou. Such good shit! >>50561098Byakuren is my favourite and I'm totally marking out for her! mmmmmmmmm you don't wanna mess with her... To the man, she's bad to the bone...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6rhLTg6M7A&list=RDz6rhLTg6M7A&start_radio=1Alright, /jp/maniacs! Time to wake your sorry shit-stained ass up and hit the weights because you are going into heavy business! That drunken piss factory hack finally retired from the creative after that KWABOTY worthy fumbling streak and I have good news for ya! (You) are the new booker! All the bitches in the company are yours, lucky motherfucker aren't ya?! But you also have a mission because your ass won't fatten like that; you lazy fuck!>What mission? What the fuck are you talking about you sicko?!SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M TALKING! Alright, your mission is to take the company to the stars like in the '00s, not selling your soul to the suits, pop the boys in the back because they really need it, these times are really hard for morale, ya feel me? And finally! Draw some fucking dimes because money can be traded for goods, you retard! >But /pw/sicko? How do I do that?Good question! You have creative control, that means you are A FUCKING GOD WITH ALMOST UNLIMITED POWER TO ABUSE! >Alright, I get it! But what I can do?EVERYTHING! You want to undress them for the boys in the back? You can! You want to make hardcore ECW/DBZ style matches? You can! You want to make super cool Kinnikuman matches? You can! You want to make Finnish shitposts with them?! You can! You want to add new girls?! You can! You want to make edgy Shadow the Hedgehog with Bring me back to life in back type shit content?! You FUCKING can! Don't do that, tho. It's cringe. >Okay, okay! I get it! Take your fucking meds, schizo!See? You want to make Reimu to job to fucking Cirno? You can, but don't do that... The company has to be credible! But what I am asking you is on... What are your dream matches and what would you do to make Touhou even greater than before with a little touch of wrestling... BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE WRESTLING GODDAMMIT! Now take your sorry ass outta here and give us the GOOD SHIT, brother!t. Wrestling lover and (really horny) Touhou enjoyer
