Won't you join us this Friday night at 9pm EST for our usual Skydrift racing session?You know you need that weekly dose of racism!>FREE cracked copies of the game:https://pastebin.com/qZ80WeUN
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If anyone would like to volunteer to be the host of our session, by all means. Otherwise, uh, I guess I could give it a shot. We haven't really sorted that out quite yet, have we?>>50554600Yeah, well, I couldn't be arsed to sign-in at the moment lol
I'LL BE THERE
This should also be included in every OP lol:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WppRYHTGNq0And btw here's the video of this month's tourney, Jacuquasa added timestamps:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNfcj3TqoZoYou guys wanna race Ranked this Friday? It'd be cool to get dat shiny cool Youkai rank before I go on hiatus, and you could all level up too>t. VD
>>50554751>that vidlol, that IS accurate>You guys wanna race Ranked this Friday?Yeah, I'd be down. Grinding in Ranked has been pretty fun.Reposting this too, 'cuz I think it's neat:https://ranking.skydrift.info/en/index
>>50554751>>50554810Awesome, that way no one has to host. We could also race on modded tracks laterAlso in that vid you can see a typical live Van Dough reaction at 2:18
Fester I'm buying my ticket to this year's Touhoufest, if you still wanted to meet up there
>>50555529Sweet! I've got mine bought already, so hopefully everything works out and we can both attend with no problems. Last year we organized a little /jp/ meetup with other Anons from the site and hung out during the con, and we're looking to do the same this year.
niggas be hookin up fr via touhou mario kart :skull::skull::sob:
Don't want to sound mean, or like a douche, or like a mean douche, but jesus hakurei christ I just watched the video from last tournament and yoyo lead every playoff race and was leading the first 2 out of 3 laps of the final race and lost the championship in literally the final corner. Poor guy just keeps finding the most insane ways to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory lmao
>>50558537IKR? I was absolutely heartbroken for him when he lost right at the end. Things were looking so good for him only for certain victory to get snatched away at the last moment. I guess times like that make victory all the sweeter when it's finally achieved, but I just really wanted to see it happen. Poor guy deserves it after all this time...
>>50558592I'm kinda new here but why not the others?
HOLY FUGG CHAT ITS FUGGING SNWOING OUTSIDE :DDDbut damn it, i feel worse now, not sure if i'll make it today>>50558537yeah that was pretty brutal, i can see how anyone can get mad at that
>>50558688Orinigger gets rekt by a little snow, what a surprise. Stop being a faggot and be there.
>>50558609its not like the others dont deserve to win, what they mean that unlike other racers, yoyo doesnt have a win under his belt yet, he is a really good racer and consistently on the top 3... but i think i deserve it more than yoyo, not saying who i am though...
i can host if no one else is going to do it... let me know before i fall asleep
>>50558695there was no need to call my wife a nigger, now you've done it assholefine, i can try to beat your ass while dying on my bed at the same time
>>50558763We're playing ranked tonight so no need to host, just join in
>>50558779I'm sorry, did I upset your little pussy sensibilities?
sup Kaiser
>>50558789ranked is not my thing, but i guess i can join for a race...
>>50558813hey, i didnt expect you...
>>50558792alright then i will do...shoot a rocket up in the sky and have it fly towards you, yeah how about that (i will do nothing actually)
gah I lost because the cradle made me fly down instead of up...(?)
and why are we playing ranked?
>>50558840for fun I guess
NAH I AM NOT LETTING YOU GO
AkiDesuYo~!I see you got a new girl!Mari~Marisa!Daze
>>50558840we're supposed to increase our rank with van dough, but it looks like he isnt here today, pussy
Hi fellas , gime about 20 to join, too busy playing Mystia's izakaya and have to go get more ice and a new drink and I'll be there shortly!!!!!!!!!
>>50558864why would you even care about rank? we are like 20 guys in total and we all know each other
>>50558863Hai I am optimizing my racism. I was even first for a second on human village
>>50558871what? this isnt my idea
>>50558871because uh.... shut up
>>50558871Number go up
>watching kaiser and yoyo fighting tooth and nail over who gets nuked by sanae/clownpiece
>>50558880I saw itand it was beautiful I also saw you got SanaeNuked right after the very first corner on lap three
Why no, I DON'T know what Iku-san's item does. I never have.>t. Fester
>>50558921you wouldn't believe how much fun we had racing our hearts out in the last tournament. the three of us racing our hearts out, free of Sanae's reign of terror, no matter how briefly... glorious
weird, my headphones are somehow causing interference to my controller, no wonder it randomly refuses to work
>>50558936kek, watching him on the stream last tournament, I was aghast seeing him use cradles at seemingly random times. Fester please, use your spellcards correctly, for my sake!!
>>50558936fester is in just for the love of the game, he doesnt want to win, he wants to cause mayhem and destruction
>>50558948still lost tho
I saw a phantom amulet on the last lap. it appeared right on the side of my screen before disappearing... either this netcode is worse than I thought or my shit is just haunted 0_0
Fester and Kaiser, please come back
>>50558968I was randomly blocked by an invisible wall that suddenly moved in the middle of the track
>>50558960>>50558964No, no, you misunderstand. Perhaps I shouldn't have greentexted that part. I'm admitting to that, that's me saying that. I DON'T know what those things do. I've tried using them at random times, but since they haven't done anything notable to me I just get rid of them. I could check the wiki I guess, but whatever. I've managed without up until this point.
neat, didnt know you could snipe someone ahead if you just far enough from the person in front of you
>>50558980they block projectiles and dolls, plus they also increase your boosting and your handling. overall they're a decent item, especially for characters that are hard to control
oh shit sup VD
Why is neither fester nor kaiser in the room
>>50558975>>50559003Sorry, I was looking forward to racing more, but my heart really isn't in tonight for some reason. I'm just not feeling it and don't wanna force myself to play when I know I'm just not gonna enjoy it, y'know?>>50558989Mmm, okay. Don't know when it'd be the best use case for them then, but I guess trial and error will see.
>>50559021What a pussy baka
>>50559021Don't worry, I hope you have a great week. See you tomorrow (hopefully).
i fucking hate those gaps, i always fall into those somehow
>>50559021see you later then. rest up and kick our asses next time okay!>Don't know when it'd be the best use case for them then, but I guess trial and error will see.yeah I've been thinking about it myself. so far I've seen the best success when either using it in the middle of the pack to block amulets/knives, or at difficult parts of the track so that I can take those sharp turns without needing to switch off of my low-drift racer.
I wish it was possible to switch off my characters in the ranked lobby. I kinda wanna start doing random ones, but I don't feel like leaving and rejoining every time
I got turbo demolished on MarI-CircuitI kept pressing the right buttons at the wrong time
Wow what a boring session
jesus i can feel van dough's wrath behind my ass
Ouch Eagle got Nue locked last race...
NueFOsuckson Seirensen(Ironic)
jeez, Suika is weird to control.well anyway, I will come back tomorrow and see if more racers are on to kick my ass. thanks for having me guys.and btw, do we know who will host next month's tournament?
Yeah that's it for me tonight, gonna go get drunk!!!!!!
>>50559081leglocked??? lucky son of a gun...
How does the tournament scoring work? Also how do you make spectator lobbies?
wait what, i thought i already passed fairy rank?>>50559091took two losses and this nigga already gave up, kek
>>50559108Literally dunno who this one even is lol!!!! Keep it up lil sis
>>50559094Nue leg locks are the breastI mean best
>>50559104>How does the tournament scoring work?we've used a few different methods over the months, including qualifiers and playoffs and finals, but typically, I think scoring goes something like-1st place gets 10 points-2nd place gets 8 points-3rd place gets 6 points-4th place gets 4 points-5th place gets 3 points-6th place gets 2 points-7th place gets 1 pointI might be wrong on the exact point bonuses, though. anyway, when we've done qualifiers (before the normal races), we typically did a system in which we add up everyone's times and then only allow the top 7 fastest racers to compete. and then when we've done playoffs, we did an elimination bracket of 1v1 races (best of 3). in the last tournament, we kinda did something different, in which the fastest racers in each lobby (we had two) were all put into one lobby and raced repeatedly, eliminating the player in last place until we had only three left, and then the last three racers did one last race for the championship....all that being said, our rules change often, so it's best to just wait until the tournament and see what the host says we're doing this time!>Also how do you make spectator lobbies?adding @ to the beginning of the lobby name will make the host a spectator. sadly, it's not possible for anyone but the host to spectate the race, so he better stream it on youtube or something if he wants others to see it.
>>50559108if you lose to other players, your rank will decrease. it's a dog-eat-dog world out there
damn network error>>50559134interesting, though i could've sworn i left my rank as is, i havent played at all after that
>>50559139maybe rank deflation. I think mine was higher too Rank B- vs C-
AkiDesuYo~Did you knowHold the Item ButtonWhen the yellow LastWord meter is fullAnd you can get a level 2 itemInstead of your LastWord
>>50559157I think when you do this, the level 2 spellcard also costs less than usual
>>50559157thank you, i did not
>>50559131My two cents is that last tourney's format is literally perfect and should be kept regardless of who the new host is
>>50559171I agree.
>>50559157lying bastard, i've been told two times before and i still got the LW
>>50559177then hold it longer, baka
>>50559171Yup, think so too. Consistency's a good thing and having each host play by their own rules would be a big downgrade and would water down the tourney itself.
>>50559177You gotta hold it UNTIL the item roulette comes to a complete STOP
>>50559180>>50559195im convinced you boneheads are trying to gaslight me just so i could losebrother i've been gluing my fat finger to the button and still kept the LW
>>50559202you need to press the button, stop pressing it for a bit and then immediatly hold it from then on, you also cant be in hitstun during it as that also cancels it
heh villager desu
>>50559211holy fugg, it finally worked, folks i think im quite goated now, put me as a champion already
>>50559243the n00b has finally become the pro... congrats
>>50559248i'll be taking any praise i can get :)
ConGRADulations AkiDesYo~You're commitment to racing has pleased the SkyDrift GodsAs a result, you've been granted the highly coveted villager rankPlease enjoy dressing up your favorite Touhou girls in the brand new costumes you've just unlocked
Now all the Fairies will quake in fear at at the sight of your mighty Villager cock...Err.. i mean rank
cant believe i still have a c grade, gee this sure does take long to rank up huh
>>50559327>>50559317ehehethanks
Alright my darlings,I'm getting sleepy...I'll take my leave once Seirensen gets picked
That Master Spark was surpisingly close to hitting
>>50559371That was accidental da ze. i didn't mean to fire it
>>50559349I, EagleR wrote this by the way
oh im dumbmy console ran out of battery and shutdown to save powerWell I guess I'll go a few more rounds before calling it a dayI gotta charge this thing eventually
>>50559339>gee this sure does take long to rank up huhYepIt takes 100,000 points to reach the next rankFor reference: it took 10,000 points to get past fairy rankNice bomb snipe on MariCircuit2 by the way
Ok Seirensen is not showing up and I gotta go to bed eventuallyI'll give three more races and I'll throw in the towel
welp, time to hit the hay, can barely keep up eyes open and still feel like shit kek>>50559459thats insane, guess i wont be quickly ranking up anytime soon then
BwuhI failed ending cut twice in a row on Redev Area B
nice last minute shortcut
Ok last race
>>50559495Nevermind VanDough appearedI must destory him for the next half hour
>>50559505Ok actually nevermind to the nevermindVanDough disappeared, so I must sleepGGs everyone
>>50559507ggs goodnight
>>50559486Thank you AkiDesYo~>>50559508And GGs to all the races we had together
>>50559505Seems like it was you who got destroyed, boy
Dll come race with me today so I can kick your ass in revenge for last week's tournament
Hi fellas, I'm opening a lobby in SHINTEN but later than usual. Aiming for a 10:15pm est kickoff if you wanna come race some wacky courses
>>50562420I'll be there
>>50562420I'll try to show up as well.
>>50562420which courses are we using? we need to have them ready of course
Lobby's UPthruy SHINTEN>lobby/jaypiss/>passbaka69>>50562970Make sure to ENABLE every custom track we've used so far (for the Halloween and the Xmas event)ALSO donwload PEACH CIRCUIT thru Shinten, we're racing that one tooAlso make sure to enable WONDERLAND (if you have it). If you don't have Wonderland then we're not using that one
>>50562976I couldn't join without wonderland enabled, so everyone please make sure to install it
>>50562976that password...
Remember to press T to enable chat on Shinten!!!Ok we start now!!Someone left the lobby so get your ass back here
>>50562976im confident i have all the tracks downloaded/enabled, cant wrap my head around on what did i possibly messed up on
VD, that was the worst fucking idea you ever had
>>50563029VD set us up for a 30 lap race, that's what. we've been racing Human Village nonstop for like 20 minutes. join now
Tell me when the lobby reopens
>>50563168it's open!
lobby open
well, uh, wonderland broke the lobby
lmao
>>50563193nevermind worse than table then kek
ShitRace without me while I figure this out
>>50563204yeah funny story...
>>50563204our lobby got fucked up so we decided to quit. goodnight guys
>>50563204you not having those mods is probably why we crashed when we tried to play wonderland lol
>>50563204Yeh, sorry it seems we've hit our end for tonight.Good races as always, g'night all!
>>50563210FUCKI KILLED THE ROOMSORRY GUYSAhh it was fun thoI'm still installing those courses for next timeAlso wtf the game should have prevented me from joining in the first place... oh well
>just had Dejiko shoot her mekera beam at me so now I feel much betterFuck yeah
>>50563233WIFE MENTIONED!!!!!!i needed that since that VD faggot was pissing me off, which is why i went off for a minute
Fun fact the max amount of laps you can set is 49Also my time definitely broke...The playlist i was using for music stopped around lap 38
>>50563259you guys should do /jp/ skydrift's first grudge match. loser has to draw art for the winnerI'd pay to see that
>>50563282Actually on shinten it goes infinite... I am not racing 200 times
>>50563282I dunno what kind of mental fortitude you've got to go through that many rounds of that Aki. When we did just 30 I bowed out midway and just started screwing around and going backwards.
>>50563299It was actually 20
>>50563285now you're just setting up to make me look like a fool dude
I can't draw but I present this to DLL. Congrats on the win
Here is the other one
>>50563472>>50563480damn that's badass! I gotta step it up
>>50561453Sorry, I planned to show up to any lobbies that got hosted but kinda completely forgot. Besides, my ass was already pretty sore yesterday...>>50563472>>50563480Haha the crown on the mask. Very good, I really ought to get back to work on delivering some of these.
>>50563472>>50563480thats pretty cool
>>50563472>>50563480lol, well done. I need to get my bitch ass together and buckle down and get to drawing again so I can do those pieces I owe our winners.
Couldn't be assed to draw Kokoro but here's my drawing for da champ, hope you likeCongrats!!!!!!!!!
>>50571944Nice, very cool sakuya. The car is reminiscent of Initial D. I assume this was intentional. Did you trace it? Not trying to be rude, it is very nice. I like it.
>>50571958Damn straight I traced the car, I'm drawing with my mouse ova here!!!!!! Have a marginally better version btw, save this one instead. I was aiming for an eurobeat style album cover, think I captured that feel a little bit.
>>50571965I meant no offense, if it works it works. You did a really nice job. It meshes well with the rest of the composition.>captured that feelDude you nailed it. That was my first thought.
>>50571973Bro it's literally traced form a Turbo thumbnail or the actual Initial D pic used for those.I'd be more impressed if he actually managed to fuck it up somehow
>>50571990>>50571973Kek well I know jackshit about eurobeat so I literally just googled "eurobeat car", found a pic I thought was cool and traced that shit adding Sakuya into it. Was thinking of adding kokoro inside the car or facing out to the sky but lazy
>>50572001It's fine, Anon. Except for the lazy part
>>50572004But that's the best part
Fuck does dll mean/stand for anyway?
>>50574278Dick-loving lad
>>50574849>t. totally-not-salty yoyo
>>50575038We don't know for sure that wasn't Dll though...Jokes aside, let's let the thread archive, unless we plan to use it for this Friday as well