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How long did it take (You) to realize that anubises (or is it anubi?) are the best monster girls to exist?
>>50642716Cats are better in every respect, especially the purple ones that are prone to hijinks and shenanigans.
>>50642722>Cats>Fish breathNo thanks.
>>50642724Incredibly rude of you. Katz are love
Game update when?
alt thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/72809.html
>>50642741It is undeniable that the total radio silence is unjustifiable to even his greatest fans(us)
>>50642909But an ad, cheapass. Advertising like this is against the rules
What's the best way to shut her up other than lewding her?
I love Ratatoskrs' big fluffy mofu.
>>50643297Jam an ice pick into your own ear drums.
>>50643380i just came here to post about how i wanna kiss ratas and you post about their fluffy tails. we are on the same wavelength brother
>>50643297>a girl that talks all the time to an antisocial nerdThe ideal girl for any anon?
>>50593045Contest entries>>50640220poll for voting
>>50643422One-sided conversations are a drag though. >>50643387I don't think that would stop her from talking. Instead, you're just gonna give yourself a bad earache.
>>50643434Should I vote if I never read any of the stories? I'm tempted to.
>>50643434Remember to check the OP, you're accidentally posting in the /trash/ raider thread.
>>50643434I forgot about this. It didn't get much mentions outside of the very start.
>>50643380That tail is absurdly large.
>>50643661Pests here tried really hard to memoryhole it because it reminds them that real /mgt /moved and all they have is an empty shell.
>>50643651This is the only thread?
>>50643749There was another one but it got deleted, might as well stop the two thread policy
>>50643738But it was posted here. Almost all the writers posted in both threads.
>>50642711>>50642716
>>50643792>Almost all the writers posted in both threads.There were three writefags who posted in these threads in the last few months, one of them even said he got bamboozled and meant to post in the non-vandalized thread.
>>50643815>PicThat's the inspiration behind my "been thinkin' 'bout thos' sandworms" posts I've been making for years
>>50643815i like beans, even if it makes like shit and inconvenient for my poor crippled monster wife.
>>50643863
>>50643906>>50643863
>>50643906>>50643909Anubi are too good for this world.
>Rata-chan when she remembers where she stored her nuts after losing track of her 19 other stashes
>>50643753Total /mgt/ victory. Capycucks on suicide watch
Beezles are the most underrated girl in MGE
>>50642711Reminder that this isn't /mgt/ and the OP is vandalized by the same /trash/ subhumans who've been raiding us for 3 years straight.The real /mgt/ doesn't link to Whorebortion Pozzers and the real /mgt/'s links are all MGE specific without needing to say it.Somebody make a real /mgt/ (Monster Girl Thread) because this one is a /tacrg/ (/trash/ Abortion Child Rapist General)
>>50644384You don't pay the monster girl to have sex with you, you pay her to leave afterwards. A crucial distinction from the mge where you don't pay, and where does that leave you?
>>50644384They did, and the mods deleted it. No more dual threads now.
>>50644384Mods deleted the other thread because this artificial split is stupid. Just post about what you want to post about (which is hopefully monster girls) and shut the fuck up about it
>>50644446She needs a bigger shirt
>>50642711That exposed anubis belly activates my brain in many ways
>>50644469The mamono will always grow to fill out her available shirt space.
>>50644405>>50644432>just give up and use my hijacked /trash/ leech thread>the split is totally artificial dude>just talk about hecking monsters girlsVandalized thread with cucked slop that every MGE fan hates in the OP. Nobody except the subhuman vermin from the discord server that keeps making these vandalized threads wants to use it.
>>50644432>artificial splitBut you are the one doing an artificial split, if having those stupid links added to the OP was so unimportant, you'd have merged into the unchanged thread the first time the vandalized one expired.
>>50644586>>50644587I don't make any threads here, I'm mostly on capy. Stop replying to me with your offtopic nonsense already, I don't give a fuck about this pissing contest.
>>50644595Yeah sure you are, I'm sure the people who went there totally want to come over here to suck off Mick and co's diseased micropenises like you're doing. And you care so little about "offtopic nonsense" that you just keep playing defense for parasites who've been doing nothing but spamming offtopic nonsense for 3 years. Makes perfect sense fellow totally genuine /mgt/ regular, no contradictions here at all.
>>50644586>>50644587Kinda crazy these happened within seconds of each other.
I wish there was monster girl sci fi.
>>50644698Sandworms in space! Spaceworms!
>>50644698Didn't Endfield just come out?
>>50644735i avoid gachas because I know I'll get addicted.
>>50644735Hypergryph's designs are so normalfag it hurts.>Horse girls are just humans with horse ears and tail>Snake girls are just humans with a snake growing out of their ass
>>50644893There's ZZZ for the likes of you
>>50644989ZZZ is a lot more adventurous with designs than any other gacha, it's great. Still won't play it.
>Modern p'orcs
>>50644921I want to play with her toes.
>>50645231Would you kiss them though?
>>50645273The one in the direct center with white hair and a deadpan expression on her face. She's my spirit elf. I can tell just by looking at her.
>>50645290Good choice.
>>50645236All sorts of foot things, all sorts.
Give me the fluff. I need it now!
>>50643669It is a MEDIUM tail. You need a tail with some HEFT.
FRACTAL FUTANARI
>>50645697Go to bed, Losenis.
>>50645700INFINITE DICKS IN INFINITE COMBINATIONS
>>50645273Too many half-breeds.
>>50645921You're a half-breed
>>50645921>>50645955You're both half-breeds. Now... kiss!
>>50644384Cry about it~
>>50645921Human boys can't resist the elf pussy.
On my way to steal as many ratas as possible from the nearest park
What we need is to do a power ranking of every mo-ma-no.
Imagine... a monster girl in your arms Then you push her away rejecting her advances, she becomes devastated as you call her a filthy creature, more animal than man, a soulless husk bound by wothless desires undeserving of love. and she cries the whole time
>>50646722Sandworm >>> power gap >>> holsts, kikis, jabberwocks, anubis, lamias (all types) >>> powergap >>> baphos, dormice, ratas, p'orcs, trolls, sallys, minos, centaurs (all types), danukis, black harpies >>> powergap >>> pretty much everything else >>> powergap >>> siths, slimes, fungus, alps.There's no need to debate this any further. I am correct.
You are now imagining goth mommy spider.
>>50646925I'm scared of spiders
>>50646935Then you're in for a real treat with many feargasms in your future!Don't worry. She'll treat you well.
>>50646941>feargasmsNot sure how to feel about this but the idea of a monster girl that orgasms through spooking is pretty funny.
>>50646925We had a writefag back in the day who published printed books about spider mommy dommies
>>50646958You and your blackedfaggot /trash/ friends posting in this hijacked thread don't belong to that "we"
Wake up anons, the portals are opening!
>>50647067Don't make me get the flamethrower again.
>>50647067Nope, too moist for me, I could handle a realistic monster but she needs to be fluffy and smell of charcoal.
>>50647067I fucking wood
>>50647270>Potato alraune>Lives mostly underground >Pulls you down into her potato tunnels >Roots grab at you>Dumber than a sack of bricks>Very kind and well-endowedI just shudder to think what an onion alraune would be like.
>>50647276What the fuck is a potato tunnel?
>>50647341You'll find out when you marry her. Potatoes are tubers.
Just wanted to let you know someone here will Alp and we need to point and laugh at him when it happens.
>>50647431I will call her the thread wife.
>>50647431That would just get you last place in the bussy queue.
>>50647431I will bully her everyday. With love of course!
I want arrange a tournament where every Monster Girl has to fight for my hand in marriage.Then tell them a coo pro tip: I cannot be defeated.
>>50647682Two tails, twice the pulling.
>>50647680Never said they had to fight you for it. You just get carried away like spoils afterwards.
>>50646958WHAT!?!?!? Tell me more! My body requires mommy dommy spider bites TO LIVE.
>>50647684One tail is the decoy, and if you pull, it just falls off, allowing the nekomata to flee.
I want tell cheshire she's very cringe and unfunny. Then once she's in tears I strike her, and rub her big ears and cuddle up to her calling her my cringey cat. Unkown if she will be crying tears of joy or sadness durring the whole ordeal.Never let the cat make a fool of you, make a fool of her.
>>50647867>Implying she won't switch her tactics and do more and more cruel pranks to youRemember, it's incredibly difficult to desmug a cheshire cat. And, it's even illegal to do so in the Cat Kingdom.
Why would anyone want to DE-smug a mamono?
>>50647879>That tummy is unprotected
>>50647879>Walk up to her>Grab a hand full off her tummy>"wow, you sure like to eat. Huh?"Let's see how smug she is now!
I hate smug mamono so I threaten them that I'll kiss them unless they unsmug, but as soon as I get kiss them they get smugger.Please help me deal with this! Do I just keep kissing?
>>50647879Stuff her full of delicious food
>>50647956You cracked the code, champ. You just gotta double down.You can trust me. I'm a certified guidekot.
>>50647963I won't stop smooching until I smooch out the smug you stupid kot!!
>>50647961Voluptuous mamono hands typed this post.
>>50647985Nah I'm more of a fat-bellyfucker
*plap plap plap*>the noise made when a slap my hand on mamono belly
>>50647919Do not use this tactic on a sandworm! It does not work! Now I'm stuck in her mouth, and her smugness has multiplied ten fold!!!
I start thinking about kobolds and hellhounds and even werewolves, and I think, yeah they'd make good wives, but then I remember, anubises exist, and they're better than all the other canines. So I just go back to them.
>>50648074Might as well be crippled with such paws, no thumbs? Dumb dog wouldn't be able to open a door, what a dumb dork!
>>50648100She magics them away to hide her power level.
>>50648103She's still a dork
>>50648183She's gonna be a momma dork
>Be Humble relic Hunter from Indiana>Signature Bullwhip and a desire to see artifacts where they belong, in a museum>Got portaled to some sandbox, there is pyramids and all that jazz but sand dog women everywhere>Rizz up the strongfatt anubite guard lady>She quickly falls prey to that midwestern charm>Jackpot you think>She's lying in her barrack like melted butter after the deed>Time to go return some relics to their rightful homes>Exit the barrack and pow right into a high priestess sandwans tits>She is very upset>Black bag on head chilling in dungeon not knowing if day or night nor how many days have passed>Get marched up somewhere can tell you are outside it's hot as balls>Sandwans screeching in unintelligable babble>Get pushed down to knees>More sandwan babble>Bag removed from head>Priestess and Guardwan from before standing before a large congregation, still not sure if you are gonna get harmed but the Guard wan is wearing a pretty white dress and oiled all over>Priestess looks at you very sternly>Turns out this guard was her sister you essentially stole something from a royal family>You are sentenced to marriage for your crimes, no more relic hunting because you found the greatest treasure of all
What mamono are most likely to become LEMON STEALING WHORES?
>>50648285Cheshire
Are you sure they are trustworthy?
>>50648214You forgot>sleep on bellyFollowed by>sleep on pregnant belly
>>50648345Will she let you place your face between her mammaries, and will you survive the ordeal?If yes to both, then they're trustworthy.
>>50647879Because they're pure evil.
>>50647069Lock the fuck into what?
She came here to smug at you!
>>50649742I'd take any cat. But this one is absolutely in my top ten.
>>50649779Really? Would you take this cat?
P'orcs p'orcs p'orcs p'orcs p'orcs.Never enough p'orcs!
Old kiki or young kiki?It's hard for me decide.
>>50649987Young. She will eventually become an old Kiki. But an old Kiki will never become a young Kiki
>>50650249Sabbath magic can fix that dilemma.
>>50644921>stubs her bean>breaks the door in the processjust 'nubis things
>>50650259A problematic cult post portal.
>>50650282Not really. All the elites are into already as it is. It'll just be allowed for them masses now as well.
the ideal goblin shape?
>>50650335Loli shapped
>>50650335Lanky and slutty.
>>50650362Give me 5 of those gobbos and I'll be happy
>>50650362Those ears looks incredibly molestable. I would not be able to resist the urge.
Elf Slavers! Wat do?
>>50650442Pray that the elves that will get me as their breeding slave aren't ugly or stinky. If they are, I'll look for way to escape. If not, I'll just accept my "terrible" fate.
>watching the ham roast you worked all day to make get devoured in seconds by your lamia wife as she swallows it whole>you didn't even get a single taste of it>she innocently asks you when dinner will be ready and says it was a good snack until then
>>50650464Lamia and centaur must consume about 10k calories a day. That's insane, it's 3k more than I can handle.
>>50650464... cute...
>>50650694I'm afraid to kiss that. But... I still would.
>>50650726She's too cute to resist. Look at her winning smile!
>>50650757>winning smile!Photo dog has a better smile!
>>50650767Seeing a white toothy grin in the dark with red flaming eyes, my television begins walking out of the apartment, gonna shove some jelly beans up her bootyhole.
Share with me your favorite kikimora picture
>>50650804There are upsides and downsides to living in Hellside, MGC's worst ghetto.
>>50650820Hey, I just love the hustle and bustle of Hellside, it's very vibrant once you get used to the sexual emergencies.
>>50650829Too chaotic for me. Too many drive-by rapes. This is why I moved to Kikiville. Orderly and clean. The yards are cut scientifically to the perfect height that allows for optimal growth and promotes neighborhood beauty. Not a spec of dirt on the roads or sidewalks. And if someone does manage to track mud onto a walkway, it's cleared by the end of the hour. All the windows glistening, sparkling clean unlike the dirty windows of Hellside with bars on them. Invisible, magical air filters to collect pollutants from cars and other machines so that the air outside is pure and clean for all the mastahs that may have allergies. And then you have the casual, quiet racism indoors and amongst the neighbors against shoggoths and other unkempt mamono not welcome in Kikiville. Kikis freely able to walk their daughters and strollers around the neighborhood without fear of being jumped by a hellhound. Pretty comfy if you ask me. Just don't bring any vodka in. It all goes south from there if you do.
>>50650853But anon kikiville doesn't have that authentic food nor the thrill of looking behind your back when you go to the corner store to buy some loosies and milk.
I hate Monster Girls. It's better to live alone in the wilderness.Don't waste time on them, not even Gazer's big beautiful eye!
>>50650860It's worth it if it means I can have a neighborhood cookout and listen to the all the neighborhood kikis discuss their preferred gardening and cleaning techniques. And the lively and sometimes heated arguments about which cleaners preform best on which surfaces. While me and the guys talk about Houndball and who's gonna win the Rape Bowl Game this year. My money's on the Everfrost Yetis. The Sulfur City Salamanders don't stand a chance this year. The yeti's have got the best raping back in the league this year.
I ended up in Kikiville, and the first Kiki I met actually kidnapped me, and said my mouth was dirty and cleaned it by kissing me.
>>50650882>I ended up in KikivilleIn other words, I went there of my own free will.>A kiki kidnapped meYou mean she invited you in because you looked dirty and needed cleaned up? And you said yes because you're horny and a good boy that does what he's told?>Cleaned my mouth by kissing meAccurate. Kiki spit is better at preventing tooth decay and bad breath than toothpaste and mouthwash. Let her kiss you lots. Still brush though.And that's not the only part they clean with their mouths as well!
>7' kikimora
Pig... love...
>>50650902>70' Kikimora
>>50650998she'll keep me safe between her breasts
I want a hellwan kiki mix.
>>50651061>Loves to clean>Bad at it>gets mad>rapes you to blow off steam>repeat
I wish to go to kikiville and be a bad boy, and vandalize the houses with spray paint. Wish me luck!
I wish to go to CHESHIREville and be a bad boy, and vandalize the houses with spray paint. Wish me luck!
Cat won't be so smug when I smuggle her into the snuggle chambers when she least expects it
>>50651158I feel bad for you. You've never had a snuggly kot in real life and it shows.
>>50651686Cats are creatures full of only hate and spite and the lust to kill.
>>50651767Lies and slander
>>50651158You fool!This will only make her smugness levels go off the charts!
ALICE!!!
And now... cheshire nurse
>>50652047Cuddle therapy?
>>50652053I don't know. You'll have to ask Miss Cheshie and her team of nurses.
We need angels to deliver us from temptation.
>>50652195
I will make my house messy.I will attract the devilroach.I will trap her.I will force her into a Mono relationship.I will create many roaches with her and release them to becomes everyone elses problem.
>>50652438But what if you attract more than one devilroach?What if say, ten of them showed up? What if some house fly girls showed up too?
>>50652564>house fly girlsSloppy and dumb. What a horrid combination.
>>50652597Force them to get an education then
>>50652599I now want a story about a substitute teacher in an MGC class of Bubs, Devil Bugs, Rats and similar downtonwn untermons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW3KEJNsT2Y
Need anubutt wifeNeed her now
>>50652378>Made from her feathers I feel like any winged girl with feathers would do this. But it makes me think, I wonder which girl has the softest down for pillows?
>>50653026>Need her nowBeggars can't be choosers. This is the only one we had on paw.
>>50651767That only makes me love cats MORE.
She lives at the bottom of the sea, i live on land, its not gonna work out. . .
>>50653160Maso-man...
Would you a suck who has no horns but beeeeeeg wings?
>>50653043I'm not gonna lie, famalam. I'm desperate enough that I would.
>>50653043Would__
A man has two, a king has four, and a beggar has none. What is it?
>>50653360DICKS
>>50653360Copper
>blackedshit>furshit>AI slop/trash/'s idea of a """""""monster girl thread"""""""
>>50653360Sabbath lolis
>>50653435Stay mad, CPfag
Wife...
>No danuki artist to scam me for a shit scribble commissionFeels bad man
>>50653754I got a comedically large mouse trap just for her.
>>50653435So cozy.
>>50653890Do not hurt the sleepy mouse!
>>50654701Don't worry, she's sleeping. And the trap is set with a single Canadian penny, so only 'nukis will be tricked.
>>50654802In the next Q&A I'm asking if danuki would donate to charity.
>>50654802I don't like what you're implying about the cute tanukis!!
>>50654907Canadian pennies are no longer made. They're therefore a collector's item.
>>50654916>Canadian pennies are no longer made. They're therefore a collector's item.Same is true with American pennies.
>>506427160 standard time unitsI loved them since I saw them
>>50642716I think wolves are cool. MGE lore is okay too where they turn human women into mummy slaves.
>>50655065
Feed your ghouls!
Another day passed in joyous worship to bastet.
My faceTroll behindA perfect match
What's a cat's favorite flavor of ice cream?NYAAPOLITAN!
>>50656469Not even a lil' chesh would make a joke this bad.
>15 minute make-out session with a cu sith for $10,000 (she's rich)OR>15 minute make-out session with an apophis that drains all your accounts to $0 (she has expensive hobbies and no money)No strings attached, no marriage (unless you want it). The action can be repeated as many times as you like. But you can only pick one or the other.So, sugar mommy cu sith or the bane of your wallet apophis?
>>50656484What about a super-old hag Chesh?
>>50656505No, her jokes transcend time and space.
>>50656521So she wouldn't like my joke, either, then? That... that makes me sadder than I thought it would.
When I get to MGC, I'm gonna become a serial kisser. Every monster girl I see, I will kiss deeply. I won't be stopped unless they jail me or someone chains me up. And even then, the moment I get free, I'll be back at it.
>>50644298>No filthy fly girl to trash your house and eat all your foodFeels bad man
>>50657088Jennifer Lopez is overrated
>>50657094Isn't she ancient now?
>Unrelenting sexual aggression
>>50657147Anon, you need to L2HAGGMAXX
>>50657209yes please
>>50656497I like money and my mental fortitude, yes.
>>50658041I like her free hanging tits.
>>50658084When you're undead, you have no worry about them sagging anymore.
>Making p'orclets with your p'orcs
What if we made Cheshire Cat and Hellhound mix? What would that be like?
>>50658401The amazing teleporting rape machine.
>>50658121Yeah, sagging is automatic with all undead. Not like those PATHETIC WOMANLETS who lack sagging tits.
>No harpy to sing you songs with her pretty voiceFeels bad man
Cheshire will say dank memes with a straight face and repost images from Ifunny.And most importantly you WILL laugh every time she shows you those memes.
>>50658773She will show you a forbidden meme that you're not high enough leveled in meme magic to see, and you will lose your sanity in the same way that one loses their sanity when encountering and spending time with a shogg for the first time.
>shoggMmmmmm shoggbread...
>>50658817There's a kot that can help with that. She's like the black power ranger of wonderland.
>>50658859It induces paranoia on the uninitiated. It also causes an instant drop in one's sanity level to near zero. Of course, those who've shogg's as wives are immune to these effects and are able to consume shoggbread without issue and enjoy its flavors. Same is true for those who have chaos girls as wives.
>>50658864I'm now imagining a cheshire cat in a black power ranger suit.
>>50658750I wonder if baphos regret making familiars.
>>50659247No, they like to watch them.
>>50659264What do you mean?
>>50659273Imagine a grand hall filled with familiars and witches in a grand orgy. And the baphomet in the corner, rubbing herself raw. that's what I envision the black mass as.
>>50659280So what you're saying is the baphos are the ultimate gooners?
>>50659289Yeah, that'd be a good word to describe how they live.
>>50659094I want to meet shogg and instantly overdose on her shoggbread until my sanity is in the negatives, I'll become so insane I'll get bored and become sane again.
>>50653043... shorten the snout and maybe I'll go for it.and some alcohol
Who is the most loving and cuddly mamono and why are they so? Not necessarily your waifu; just the top of the list for the combo of loving and cuddles.I think it's Cheshires, but I am VERY Cheshbrained.
>>50659513I think it's shogg, even the food means she's cuddles me on the inside.
>>50659513>Who is the most loving and cuddly mamonoEasy answer.They're not even top 100 for me. But I recognize how well they combine the best two cuddle traits: snake tail and fluff.
>>50659616She'd be more soothing if she could purr.
>Portals open>Go to desert kingdom>Wait for one of the nomadic lamian caravans to come in to sell their wares>Run off with them>Spend the rest of life days traveling from oasis to oasis and town to town with them>Most days covered by hot, sweaty, lamia tail in the day>Most nights covered by cool, silky soft, lamia tail at night>Only male in caravan of half-dozen sneks >Every so often they talk about, when they get enough money from traveling, for all of them to settle in Serpent City, up in the Great River delta on the coast with a good view of the sea
i like to think that sneks accent their S's by dragging them out
>>50644384>>50644586>/mgt/ is MGE exclusive Never was. Is not. And never will be. This is true of not just the two threads here on /jp/, but of the one on capy as well, and they even call themselves /mge/, despite also being just another monster girl general thread just like these here on /jp/.The title is Monster Girl Thread, as in post Monster Girls. It's not Monster Girl Encyclopedia Thread. While yes, MGE is the most popular media here; it's never been the only Monster girl media posted here. So get this stupid idea out of your head that you can't post Monster girls of other Eastern origin. That was never the rule here. People have always been allowed to post any sort of Monster girl media. You're literally the only one obsessing over this rule you made up in your head last year, and you've been flamming these threads daily every time you see a non-mge image posted, whether it's from the gacha spammer or whoever else. Honestly, you're arguably the worst pest to ever inhabit these threads: worse than the gacha spammer, worse than the mick, worse than shoggocks, worse than breathfag, worse than cheral, worse than bollocks, and even worse than grigori. Get a fucking life, dude. Seriously. You're pathetic beyond imagination
>>50659827He talks like a deranged lunatic but he isn't wrong about OP being vandalized. Neither monmusu nor ISR were added because of genuine surge of interest in them and nobody talks about them, the only reason they are in because one autistic pest wanted to prove his point.
We should design a new OP text. TOGETHER. I nominate the following /jp/ content to be mentioned:>MGEDuh>An archive of MissHannahMinx's YouTube channelShe had a Japanese word of the day, so it counts>Miss Kobayashi's Dragon MaidThis anime is actually popular and relevant and has monster girls in it.But not older, more obscure monster girl content, like Interspecies Reviewers and Everyday Life with Monster Girls**Rachnera can stay, tho
>>50660425>*Rachnera can stay, thoMiia too. Let's be honest. The series went to shit when they started adding in other girls like Papi and Mero. When it was just Miia and Darling, it was lit.>That was only like 1 chapter before other girls came into the pictureI know.
>>50659827That's a lot of words to say you support the /trash/ invasion and are willing to accept all the furshit, blackedfags and other subhumans from /d/ and /trash/. Nobody who was actually on /mgt/ before Cheral sent his cheese pizza enthusiast dicksuckers to raid /mgt/ is going to get fooled by your ramblings.These are the """""people"""" your're defending lmao: >>50646520
Can love bloom under the sea?
>>50660477We're all in the bapho files here.
Mature curvy fertile baphos
>>50660477>hating one group means you're supporting or defending the otherRetarded binary thinking. No, both sides are wrong. I'm just calling out your shit because it's true that you're the biggest problem here. And you yourself know what you're doing is wrong too, but you do it anyways because you're a bad actor just like the others. Your only goal is to make /mgt/ worse. You add nothing positive to these threads whatsoever
I just wanna talk monster girls, man. But not many monster girl threads seem to want to do that.
The bapho covens must GROW i wish to be passed around like a resource
>>50661246You are sacrificing your penis for SCIENCE!
>>50661249MAGIC YOU BUFOON, BAPHOS USE MAGIC! NOT NERDY SCIENCE
>>50659827CPfag is Shoggocks. This has been an established fact for quite some time now.
>>50661246>The bapho covens must GROWThey can start by growing their breasts and height.
>>50661260Thats called maturing and i agree
>>50661267There's a reason why the neighbor tits bapho OC and krampus completely mog your run-of-the-mill, loli baphos.
>>50660819What gave you the impression you're posting in /mgt/ right now? This is a defaced corpse being puppeted around by Mick and Cheral's groomcord server.You can do all the mental gymnastics you want and pretend to be some kind of a le epic oldfag, but your actions will always reveal your true identity and true intentions.
Ignore off topic. Post YAN-SNAKE
>>50661343
Kissing and massaging big, soft troll feet
>>50661479I'd rather do that with their hands. Feet are gross.
>Each dragon girl as her own shout associated with her name>One jabberwock is "Big Pink Seducer"
>>50661256Get a life.
what if i dont like borscht tho?
>>50661935Every girl has a name that is a variant of horny or wet?
>>50661962Then don’t eat borscht, retard.
I am extremely fond of milky cows
>Winter is going into its last month>The Winterstown monsters that are still single are getting antsy You know what the means?Prime rape season in the North.
>>50661996Only jabberwocks. Regular dragons and wurms have proper dragon names that translate to things like "Hot Inferno Blast," "Frigid Ice Wind," and "Devasting Rock Crush."
Radio silence from KC these days.
>>50661359Human women > everything elseYou know it, I know it. Reality is embracing your humanity and denying the demons that whisper sweet nothings to your ears, they aren't faithful no matter what they say.Human man X Human women supremacy!
>>50663423That's one way to look at it.
>>50661256I know it must be a slow week at Rancho Retardo but I don’t have an invested interest where people post, nor am I “CPfag” or whatever other bogeyman you dipshits have invented to shadow box now.I don’t even regularly come to these threads anymore after the hack and mostly just lurk on Capy because they don’t get lost in a circlejerk of baiting and responding to bait about stupid meta drama over fictional monster girls.
>>50663907Imagine posting there. Ew.
>>50663907>Unironic capycuck >>>/out/
>>50663907>"I barely come here anymore">Immediately responds the first time his name has come up in half a year to save faceYeah, not sus at all, Shoggocks/CPfag. Only someone as autistic as you could be perpetually pissed off for years lol
They don't tell you this but, petting Hellhounds on the head instantly defeats them.
Portal just opened up.
>>50664606Took me a full day to decide to respond in earnest, but you can believe what you want since I know you retards wouldn’t believe the truth if I beat you across the head with it. Last ( You ) you’ll get from me so don’t spend it all in one place, especially since the CP spam was from China.
NEWBORN PORN! NEWBORN!
>>50664712I didn't know you were in China!
>>50664762lmfao the AI actually aged her up by like a decade.
>>50664762Imagine putting her on a frying pan...
>Yandere rata wife>Ask if you should get another wife>She walks up to you>Grabs your testicles firmly>Gets in your face>A look on her face that could kill>"There are my nuts...">"I don't share my nuts!">She gives them a slight squeeze>"Got it?!"Just because they're small doesn't mean they can't be dangerous too. Respect your rata. She's the only one for you!
>>50663423Silence orderite, a true patrician knows that human w*men are the bottom of the barrel, its obviouslyMalef Dragons > Dragons > The vast Majority of Mamono > Alps > Human F*ids
I just wanna kiss some ratas, bros
>>50666028She will push nuts into your mouth, don't do it.
>>50664770I’d sooner die than be in a country full of godless bugmen.
>>50666040As long as they're pre-chewed, I'm okay with it
Can't believe KC released a preview of her scenes, of all girls.
>>50666513Grabbing both ears at full force!
>>50667420The furry gateway drug
Have you taken the worm pill yet, anon?
>Modern krakens when the boats are too big and strong to sink anymore
>>50668113Name one good reason as to why I should?
>>50668136Because worm. That's why. You'll inevitably become worm food anyways. Whether it's by marrying and making love to a worm monster girl, or when animal earthworms feed on your corpse in the grave when you die. So you may as well just accept your fate now and become worm "food" for a much more pleasant, loving, and sentient worm.
>>50668128She needs lots of kisses
Young hebi or hag hebi?
>>50668163And if I refuse? Will she cry?
>>50668377The older the hebi, the more dangerous she is.
>>50668377>>50668644I agree that hag hebi is better.
>>50668777But what is the ideal hag age for a hebi?
>>50668781It's a state of mind, not a number.
>>50668817Oh, I was thinking something like 50-70 years old
Does anyone have the translated version of the new shirohebi comic that one guy commissioned recently?The shipwreck/injury one.
>>50668826Could you imagine a hebi with 50 years or more of pent up desire, possessiveness and yandereness?Genuinely terrifying. That said. I 100% would that hebi, even if it means I'll never see the light of day again or will be practically permanently joined to get like one would with a jubjub
>>50668113Nah I am already dragonpilled
>Black harpy whore>Black harpy prostituteVery unlikely. They're family oriented girls.Know what you're far more likely to see slithering in a back alley? That's right a snake. There's a much higher likelihood of a shirohebi working as a hooker than a black harpy. Unfortunately all monster girl hookers are super expensive to pay for. They won't accept anything less than paying them your entire self; that is to say, your hand in marriage.
>>50668888it was posed a few threads back.
>>50665133Sounds more like hebi behavior
Sensitive young man (31 ans) goes back to college and is preyed upon by vicious fully mature monster women aged 18-22
>>50670020>Young man>31Bro, that's middle aged. And also my exact age.>Preyed upon by vicious fully mature monster women aged 18-22What's even more embarrassing is when you're preyed upon by monsters that are even younger! Regardless of what age under 22, the hardest part is not understanding the lingo and culture references that they come up with and being that old guy that just doesn't get what's being talked about.
>>50670020This is becoming far too many of my own fantasies. Not much longer until it's just an invite to the mysterious loli island owned by the eccentric baphomet jane-chan.
>>50670159>Not much longer until it's just an invite to the mysterious loli island owned by the eccentric baphomet jane-chan.I hear they have this weird looking temple on that island. They're definitely gonna "sacrifice" you in there.
So I get 5 more girls in addition to yourself, Miss Bicorn, to take as wives? Nice!Let's here, I'll take 1 kikimora, 1 gyoubu danuki, 1 shirohebi, 1 jabberwock, and I'll take Bapho-chan herself!
Moth...
>>50670284Why only five? Is it pokemon team size logic?
>>50670332You have to level her up before she can get you more.
>>50668377I'm still undecided on whether I want a young or old hebi. Both have their perks. But in either case, I desperately want a hebi right now to cuddle with. I want her long tongue molesting my face, leaving her hebi spit on me while I in turn molest her sexy, snek tail and compliment her shiny, white scales.
>>50670368OLD HEBI IS BEST HEBIPUT A BEBI HEBI IN HER ALREADI
>Go to catalog>Start to type "monster" to find the thread>Always end up typing "momster" instead>Happens even when I'm conscious of it, trying not to the the M key a second timeIs this what they call a sign?
Need gote
>>50668163Rub her nubs
>>50671130It's happens. That and mamano.
>>50671448>when an OC mogs the original character 1000x over
>>50672039Some anons sure do like breasts, very strange.
I love her, bros...
>>50672466Take me to church intensifies
Recap outta nowhere.
>>50672627I prefer the bluecaps.
>>50672478I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but I just want to protect her smile and innocence. Good thing the innocence part resets everyday!
>>50672721Does the hymen regrow?
>>50672733I don't think monsters have hymens.
Cu sith that's super rich that could support my NEET lifestyle and cleanup after me, or a dirt-poor beezle that will trash my house, has no money, and will eat all my food?The answer is obvious.
>>50672771Loyalty is priceless anyway.
>>50672863She's loyal to being a dirty, stinky NEET with me. So yeah, I agree.
>>50673913Your loss. There's a reason they call them mans best fuck.
>when you think you're about to get that autism dog you've always wanted for a wife but on the second date when she takes you home you see her fluffy tail change into a succubus tail
Alt thread : https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/75092.html
>>50674094However, this is not the alt thread.
>>50670284Let's be honest here. The best harem is a p'orcer harem. Nothing but p'orcs. Maybe you can mix in a troll that was raised a p'orc, but it really should be nothing but p'orcs
>Married to an arachne>Several years of marriage and no kids>Relieved that you can make love and not have to worry about so many youngins running around>Come home one day>See 15 large, silky egg sacs on the wall and ceiling of your bedroom>"Oh yeah, sweaty. I laid those earlier today. Those are our children <3"
>>50674589Fuckin' finally. What red-blooded REAL MAN wants less than a dozen spiderlings to care for?
>>50674681A man who's broke. That's who.
Will you accept homemade chocolates from your kikimora meido?
I wanna turn this evil, gooner-brained gote into a good, god-fearing lady that dresses modestly, uses her powers for good, and spends her extra time doing charity work! I wanna see her evil grin become a kind, joyful smile!
>>50674921No, all chocolate needs the weird American chemicals that make Europeans think of puke when eating it.
>>50675197That's rude of you!
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>>50674589Horrifying.
This is a troll-friendly thread. We encourage trolls. We treat trolls well. We show trolls our love and affection. And we encourage anons to be trolled.
>>50675533Beats the other thread of anon replying to himself 10 times a day.
>>50675546Wrong kind of troll, fren
>Gero....>Gero...
Cheshire cat attempts romance
>>50676650Cheshires are good at romance. Anons are... well, we're not.
>>50676737If Anon didn't pick up on the romance attempt, then it was a fail on her part. It's one of those things that if one person fails, they both fail; even if the other person did everything correct.
I'm in a meme cat kinda mood today
>>50676632
>>50676871I want her tongue in my mouth
>Kikimora meido ensuring you eat a balanced, healthy, delicious diet>Sneaks in her kiki girl juice when she can>Despite her best efforts to conceal it, you know because she always gets the smuggest grin on her face once you start eating it
Imagine being the guy that gets to brush an anubutt's long, fluffy tail. It's a job that I'd take in a heartbeat
>>50677601>"Ugh, you're doing it wrong.">"No, not like that either.">"I am NOT wagging it!">"SHUT UP."
>>50677793If she tries to stop wagging her tail against instinct, I will wag it for it.
>>50677839You know damn well she's gonna be able to stop wagging it for like 10 seconds at a time, and every time you catch her she's gonna get more flustered.
I got her a chocolate mouse for valentines day!
>>50678399What's she gonna do with a brown dormouse?
What brand of autism does your anubis waifu have?
>>50679290It's all fun and games until one morning she breaks down crying because you didn't spend exactly an hour pyramid building with her supervising your work.
I think to think that when lamias slither around, especially if they're in a hurry, they do this head bobbing thing back and forth.
>>50678296>Bapho-samaI can peep the smell of mothballs and lead paint from here
>>50678296Is that from the game?
>>50680339Nah, it's from an artist. They're doing each girl from the Monster Girl Encyclopedia. All 200+ of them.
>>50679210Lick her all over. But mainly for that sweet dormouse juice mixed with chocolate.
I am so ready for some porcine lovin'
Probably a big stretch to ask here, does anyone have the works of the artist "Spöken Wolv" saved? guy nuked his pixiv/other sites a few years ago and only fragments remainI checked booru,pixiv,ehentai,twitter,furaffinity yet some pieces are missing
>>50681004Need more porc buns
>>50681151The world would be a better place with them
>>50681004>>50681534Get her a trough of slop
>>50681754Funny, that's what I've just nicknamed by bed!
>>50681004>>50681534i wanna fellate that p'orc's tail
I think that anon posting the other thread might need actual help.
>>50682131What do you mean? The guy talking about /trash/roaches?
>>50682232Yeah, I don't think he's funny anymore.
