Which touhou would be good moms?
boring repeat thread
Hecatia
>>50672066My wife Sekibanki would be a good yet dorky mom
>>50672066Seiga
>>50672066Is that Geronimo? How did he get a Reisen wife?
>>50672208HAIRY>>50672074Because /jp/ is known for its exciting new topics every week, right?
>>50672074>>50672326The 2 week auto-bumplock thing the jannies added to combat the thread bumping to get the vtuber thread off the board faster was just replaced with them making new threads to bump their threads off faster, that's why you're seeing an increase of these kinds of threads Note this is also by design, we know from the leaks last year the moderation staff want /jp/ to be a faster and more shitposty board
>>50672417I dont care desu I like these threads
>>50672066cute yuribabies
Which 2hu would make me a mom?
>>50672572Seija, you nut in her & think she's pregnant but it's you.
>>50672576Seija always gets pregnant unless you cum inside her.
>>50672066Why is Reisen having kids with Kris Deltarune? Aren’t they still in highschool? Wasn’t Reisen alive in the 60s? Do we need to call the police?
>>50672623oh hell naw raisin is a diddy ahh blud on foenem :skull:
>>50672623She needs to pop soldiers for the incoming lunarian war
>>50672560All 2hus like men
>>50672066for some reason eyes drawn like that are very sexy
>>50672727All 2hus are lesbians!
>>50673048OP pic proves otherwise. yurifags BTFO
>>50672727>>50673048All 2hus are queens.
>>50673399so all 2hus are black?
Eirin is best mom. Would your mom kill a bunch of people for you? Probably not. Eirin would though
>>50672572Nue would make you a mom with her nuenis
>>50673741mandatory image
>>50672572Seiga will remove the fetuse you made with her out of her womb then put it into your urethra.
>>50672417mods shouldnt have deleted /qa/ if they wanted a dedicated shitposting board
>>50673399If she flies, she's a thot
>>50672790The fuck anon?
>>506726231: The age of consent in Gensokyo is most likely 15 like it was in Edo Japan. That means Kris is perfectly legal. 2: Dess already had his way with kris when he was much younger. By contrast Reisen isn't that weird.
>>50672282SimpleThey're both jobbers
>>50672417Don't forget the faggots that keep bumping threads on page 10 and immediately deleting their posts. There are almost week-long gaps between real posts on some of these threads.That thing where your posts sometimes don't bump a thread unless you've been posting for a few hours already is directly related to that. Except it doesn't even work on the shitposters because they're all constantly posting in their vturd general anyway.
>>50674153I meant what I said
>>50674165If the Edo-period police won’t do anything I’m afraid Toriel will take matters into her own hands.
>>50673048All 2hus are prison gay because they're not allowed to touch the only source of men in Gensokyo. Since shapeshifters can make themselves look like men and kappa are good at making toys they both see a lot of action from the rest of the 2hus.
>>50676624>Edo period policeI mean, does the human village even have a police?
>>50672066Kasen because she can literally offer perfect guidance to her children as long as they count as animals (humans count as primates, so...)
>>50672066Yuuka.
>>50672066Yuugi because she owns a business which sets up future career possibilities for our kids
>>50672066I'm sure Chimata would raise successful, wealthy, chuuni kids
>>50674771For some reason the idea of two jobbers finding each other is cute. In the day they're being rekt by Kinniku and Reimu in the ring, and at night, they're spending love time.
>>50680980Flat ass
>>50680980Yuuka is the mom hu
