I was out with my friend Maribel and I took this photo, but this flat Japanese girl kept photobombing in the background...
>>50716425>this flat Japanese girl kept photobombing in the backgroundRude, Renko just wanted to share a drink with you.
Luckily I managed to snap this photo without the jap chick.
Why is there suddenly a trend of artists drawing extra busty Merry with the text "Huge tits (bakunyuu) Merry"?
>>50716484They all just realized what we knew all along: Europeans statistically speaking have the biggest tits in the whole world.
>>50716484Soon, Renko daterape will become mainstream...
>>50716425That's you friend's friend bro.
>>50716484Proof that Renko threads were astroturfed by Hifuu time travelers.
>>50716513Ah... Oh yeah. I guess Maribel's tits are her friends too, and my friend's friends are my friends.
>>50716425That's my wife you're talking to.
We need more flattie love.
>>50716425Watch breast envy be a plot point in the next album
>>50716484Probably because of the "Maribel is Yukari" fantheory
>>50716484There's also a trend of drawing flat Renkos. In older art you will occasionally find her with average tits, but not nowadays.>>50716857But that's been around for ages.
drew this
>>50716918Big
>>50716857they keep going on and on with this nonsense?Maribel is young taut and perkyy*kari is old flimsy and saggy
>>50716934>Maribel is young taut and perky>y*kari is old flimsy and saggyAre you saying that there is a border between those two states?
>>50716484White woman
>>50716484we memed european women posting into japanese consciousness too
>>50716484God I need my autistic white passing mixed race girl to play 4x games with me.>>50716497She's hapa. She is a mutt.
>>50717159>hapashe specifically has no relatives in japan, she just a euro who knows japanese all things considered, and since she's based on hearn she's irish/greek
>>50716425You got lucky. That looks like the serial daterapist Renko UsamiLuckily she can be scared off if a women of sufficient breast size is around
>>50716484fellas what does underboob smell like?
>>50717305bags of sand
>>50716921>>50716918not big enough
>>50717190Cope. Her family is in Japan for THAT long and she isn't nip? Hearn was there before the 1900s.
>>50717465leave her alone. Merry has actually met a good number of nihonjin bachelorsit is just that Renko's autistic screechings scares them away
>>50717465Lafcadio had a brother (well, two, but the older one died early on). Maribel could be from that branch, although it would probably dilute her Greek part of ancestry to nonexistence.
>>50717465it's literally stated she has no family in japan, she may be based on hearn but that only goes as far as him being white, going to japan and wanting to record all the youkai/mystical folktales
>>50717465Big strong round Europian genes.
>>50716918another
Been a while since we had a Hifuu thread. These and the rare CDS where something hype happens are the only worthwhile things left on this board nowadays.
>>50718229...and this one sure is off to a great start.
>>50717685Actually, considering how terrible the state of the world is at Hifuu time, doesn't the fact that Merry was able to travel to Japan from Europe imply she is somebody important?
>>50718280I think that would have come up already, but it's an interesting idea. The idea I had was that she was simply a very dedicated weeb, so she put money aside for a very long time to visit Japan.
>>50718291>The idea I had was that she was simply a very dedicated weeb, so she put money aside for a very long time to visit Japan.But why psychology then, instead of history, ethnography or religious studies?
>>50718324I think that might have more to do with her ability. I know if I could observe boundaries I'd also be very interested in how those boundaries are determined. Or maybe she wanted some subject she could pass while still having time to mess around and make friends(which is something I commend her for if that's the case).
>>50718332>I know if I could observe boundaries I'd also be very interested in how those boundaries are determined.In some timeline Maribel is analytical philosopher, instead. I wonder whether Renko would change to some applied form of STEM, to keep her and Merry distinct from each other.
>>50716425>>50716534>>50716857>>50718280>>50718332Cute and canon, post more yurihus.
>>50718452There are no homosexuals in Touhou
>>50718452weren't you supposed to be dead, Jeffrey-san?
>>50718469He was just busy playing Fortnite
>>50718402>In some timeline Maribel is analytical philosopher, instead. Imagine how Gensokyo would have turned out in that timeline.>I wonder whether Renko would change to some applied form of STEM, to keep her and Merry distinct from each other.If anything, I imagine Renko would just fall off the theoretical deep end and become a math nerd.
>>50718458Oh yeah? What about these two?
European women are just better
>>50718827What is I actually prefer flat girls?
>>50718847Then you're gay lol
>>50719096You like fat bitches though.
>>50719110I love fat bitches nigga.
How many freaking breast envy pics of Renko and Maribel do you guys got? I've seen like 4 different in this single thread I've never seen before.
>>50719478it's a long tradition
>>50719478There are surprisingly many, and seem to have gotten more common recently. Weird.
>>50719478There's some sort of trend going on Twitter where Merry gets drawn with giant merries. I'm curious myself what started it.
>>50718741>Imagine how Gensokyo would have turned out in that timeline.There might be no Gensokyo at all. Philosophers, especially analytical, keep their distance to observe and categorize, while the phenomenological layer of actually believing is important from Gensokyo's perspective. Merry would observe and analyze boundaries, even those related to her dreams, but would she ever make the jump towards becoming Merry the Magician? I am not sure.>Renko would just fall off the theoretical deep end and become a math nerd.Every Hifuu story would read like the pic related. Since ZUN has math degree, maybe he could pull it off?
>>50720272This might have to do with how I think of Maribel's power more than anything, but if she got very interested in philosophy, wouldn't that result in her becoming more aware of the interior reality created by her perception, leading to her actualizing it in real life, thus creating a Gensokyo basically out of necessity?>Every Hifuu story would read like the pic relatedThat actually reminds me more of theoretical physics stuff. The only reason every album isn't like that is because Renko learned to mask.
>>50719983I remember running into a tweet about it in Japanese but it was basically just people figuring out which 2hus have huge titties and they thought maribel was probably one and then it just spread from a few initial artists, it just so happens that Renko breast envy is also common to include in pics that focus on her having big tits so it got baked into it.
>>50720769That shit ain't even got a single drop of sweatSkeevy euro rat tryna sell me an unused bra
>>50719983trend? it's always been like this
>>50721567Not really. Earlier Hifuu art actually had the two girls at about the same size.
>>50721571Most 2hus were draw flat in the early days.I should have said most of the time it has been like that.
>>50721578There are actually quite a few early drawings where both Maribel and Renko had noticeable breasts about the same size. There's also some (pre-shawl)Renko art where she had "normal" breasts.
>>50717483The Greek part is obviously were her powers and weird sensibilities come from, so it's still there, clearly.
>>50721626NeatMost SFW art I see of the two they seem small or flat (like pictures that play with background) but on images with some sexual tones Merry is always big by default
>>50721641It's a bit sad how little there is with that connection.
>>50722052You'd think there'd be more, given that the "Goddess of Boundaries" and "Boundary-seeing human" would be a natural fit, though I guess Touhou kinda downplays that aspect of Hecate.Plus, Hecatia is one of the characters who you can easily have pop in to the Outside World, so she could easily be some weird associate of the Hifuu Club who tells odd stories that pique Merry's interest. And reasons why America should nuke the moon again.
>>50717271When did Renko become a daterapist?
>>50722923>When did Renko become a daterapist?The fact you cant remember says alot. Im sorry your another one of her victims
>>50722923another one bites the dust...
>>50716425why is everyone drawing maribel with huge tits all of a sudden?
>>50725117The Japanese collectively woke up to the truth.
>>50725221oh so it's just another case of "some artist felt like drawing it and everyone else decided to turn it into a fad just because"
>>50725979That seems to be the case, but it's funnier to imagine Renko threads had a psychic impact on everyone who read the Hifuu albums.
>>50726000It's a known phenomenon. It affected ZUN when he made the femcel final boss.
>>50726644But she has big tits. Maybe ZUN didn't fully understand the threads or something.
>>50725117Cause theyre based.
Breasts are overrated. The thing to look for in a woman is rabbit ears.
>>50731772TrueGood indicator of fertility
Too big
This is getting out of hand!
>>50732500Maribel is just showing off nowWhy do that to your friend
>>50732500They should kiss and make up (homosexually)
>>50732620>Why do that to your friendIt's fine, Maribel deserves a better friend, anyway.Maybe someone with pink hair and cool powers, instead of that lame crap Renko has going on.
>>50732708What did Renko ever do to you..?
>>50732708Just saying, if Yukari had Renko by her side, she would have conquered the Moon.
>>50733426I know Ninigi likes them flatty, Renkobut there is a 50-50 chance all lunarians are chinese
>>50733449I think the implication is that the Chinese copied their culture from the lunarians. Either way, the Imperial Family is technically lunarian in origin, so they are clearly Japanese.
>>50732500Well then put your hands back on them, moron! This is basic management practices, we've been over proper care and maintenance. Now quit slacking.
>>50735200The hands aren't big enough
>>50717305Sweat
>>50716425>>50716484>>50716826>>50717072I want to motor boa-I mean, I want to ride M-I MEANI want to ride a motor boat with Merry!And I guess Renko can join in, too!
What happened to Maribel. She used to be pretty and elegant and now shes lonely, stinky and causes trouble because nobody wants to invite her to anything as Yukari
>>50739116They're obviously different people, anon.Look, Maribel is clearly much better endowed than Yukari is.
>>50739116Now, now, there is nothing indicating sweet Merry isn't also stinky. She certainly is weird enough.
>>50739342no, Merry is strange.Yukari is weird.
Anons, if you were Maribel's dad, would you approve of her adventures, or not really? Be honest.
>>50741113It depends on how much I'd know about them. It's good that she's having fu with her friend, but the moment I get a phone call from Japan about my daughter getting an unknown disease from fighting with a chimera on a space station, she's coming back home.
>>50739342As much as I want to huff Merrystink I don't think Renko would let her be stinky.
>>50739743You're weird
