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The bovine life is the best life!
Been thinkin' 'bout thos' sandworms
>>50742257Dune part 3 must be the highlight of your year.
>>50742329I can't watch movies about sandworms or anything like them. It gets me too horny
alt thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/80514.html
>>50742430No one is going to your gay altchan
>Wake up at 2am>Pick up phone>Start scrolling>"Day of the Rape" proclaimeddoubt.png>Go to window>Open it to get a good breeze>Lay back down in bed>Hear a loud BOOM!>Look over at windown>See pic related
Kissing Kind Kikis!
>>50742430>hop in to escape this gay ahh thread>nsfw everywhere>anons doing short generic replies to each other>just as expected>incredible amounts of graphic monster girl porn>leaking KCs patreon, stealing badly needed food from his mouth>a half complete projecting imagining an alpified version of every girl>a hell hound that is clearly just a muscular man with dog ears>admin added a breath sound to play so breathfag could be immersed>sithposting>someone finally leaked the game, an entire six new cgs>somehow scored a collab event with monster musume and was being reworked into a gacha>no refunds
>>50742606>>leaking KCs patreon, stealing badly needed food from his mouthI wonder how he'd feel if he knew the very people that he trusted with translating and distributing MGE materials to the English speaking community are the same ones that undermine him by leaking his paywalled content.
>>50742622I wonder how it feels inside Bapho-chan's mouth. I'd probably pop off instantly, leaving her either amused, disappointed, or shocked that it takes so little effort to hit my limit.
Knife ears are for _____________.
>>50742549Sorry, I only have enough penis to feed the first five.
>>50742772I don't think they care if that the case or not. Each is getting their fill regardless of your ability or not
>>50742691Aggressive molestation while cuddling
i am so ready to be brutally violated by a crazed jabberwock
>>50743587No violation here. Turns out all mamono are ultra submissive. Hope you like taking charge.
>>50743682nah miss jabber is gonna force some wild shit on me
>>50743587Most underrated girl in MGE
Brown and red hair is a very dangerous combination
A monster girl band called "Melting Metal">Lava golem on drums>Pyrow on keyboard>Hellhound on bass>Salamander on guitar>Chochin-obake on guitar as well>Phoenix on vocals
>>50742606If the fucker has the time and money to draw 3 million variations of a Holstaur chewing he can skip a few meals I think
>>50744130I can only dream that we'll actually get that many holst CGs
>>50744280No straight man can resist cows. We should have known this project was going to become "Never Ever" the moment he started work on including a holstaur into the game.
>>50743973I want to jerk off that fiery tail of hers
>>50744951that sounds kinda gay, anon
The automatons are becoming sentient. Beware.
>>50745332What a fattie...
>>50745736Gotta meat up them paws, anon.
>>50745809>Hellhound grabs you >Her paw on your face>Smells like a bacon cheeseburger NEED
A dormouse's purpose in life isn't actually to breed, make more mice, or even to be sweetener for Wonderland tea parties. No, they're purpose in life is to act as air fresheners in the homes of stinky NEETs like me
>Getting daily laughed at by a cheshireCould you handle it?
>>50745974>can my "loving" wife spiral me into depression and suicide?What a girl.
>>50745993
>>50745999That is a dog, man's best friend. Kots feel no such compassion.
>>50746113Kots are superior cuddlers however, compared to dogs
>>50742035Reminder to anyone unaware:This is a fake thread with a vandalized OP that was made by Cheral's discord of furfags and groomers that has been shitting up and raiding /mgt/ for over 3 years. The worthless /trash/ squatter parasites are the only ones using and keeping up these fake threads. Always check the OP before posting.
>>50746247So your solution is to go to a thread that's 90% gacha spam, the Mick obsessing over cats, and off-topic shitposting?Nah, I think I'll stay here. At least there're anons posting interesting stuff, and it's less.... shitposty.
>>50746360You would obsess over cats too if you weren't gay.
>>50746366I obsess over worms. The best girls of them all.
>>50746247i have no idea what any of this is supposed to mean. i post here because it's cozy and people actually respond to me. no one responds to me ever in the other thread
>Pov: you got hounded
For being insignificant farm animals, these little goats really do hold a lot of influence
>>50746738Like they are some sort of chosen people...
>>50746745Well, I choose them as my personal wiener warmers
pic related is all you need to know about foxesdo not engage with them.do not acknowledge their existence. opt for better monsters to court and marry.
One day my tongue will be in a Cheshire cat's mouth during a passionate makeout session. When that happens, my life will be complete
>>50746247The discord servers are still a thing? How many no Homers clubs have they fragmented into over the years?
>>50746818There are no thread MGE discords anymore. That's just a cope. The MGE community is almost completely dead now. The only one that's really still around is the one run by Monorus with all the oldfags, most of whom don't do MGE anymore. Needless to say, even it doesn't really have anything to do with MGE anymore. Maybe 1 in a 500 posts is related and that's it. It's more of a hangout room now.
>>50746831>The original remainsThat's kind of nice. I hope it's a comfy place for whoever is left, but I have no intention of returning to discord all the same.
>>50746846I don't post in it anymore, but I'm still in it. I just lurk the art threads because once in a blue moon you'll get essentially what's a pre-access to whatever art is being made/commed. But like I said, even that is super rare now.
>The average arachne girlfriend experience
>>50746831>The MGE community is almost completely dead now.After years of infighting I'm not surprised. Plus it seems KC doesn't do much anymore. Not publicly anyway.
>>50746869In our private discord somtimes KC posts screenshots of working on the game but can't get shit done when those big paws mash four keys at once, lmao.
>>50746869>Plus it seems KC doesn't do much anymore. Not publicly anyway.Not even privately anymore. His paywalls are dead too. He updates like 3-4 times a year now.
>>50746862Why would she want that?
>>50747438Because she's a freaky ah girl
The single monster girls of Wintertown are in full panic mode. Winter is almost over, and that means if they don't find mates soon, they'll have to spend yet another year single again. So help a Wintertown monster girl out and make yourself available for them!Be warned, in these last couple weeks of winter, they get extra rapey
>>50747631I think Yetis are my favourite winter monster>Beastmen (the best type)>They seem to have large tits from the profile>They're all about lots of cuddling>Delicious brownI don't think about them much, but I've had some enjoyable faps to them over the years.
>>50747670>Aggressive cuddlersYou'll never feel cold a day in your life if you've got a yeti with you!That image flip on the y-axis is fucking with me.
I'd let a yeti give my face a tongue bath. Even if she was a reclusive yeti that lives alone, far from civilization in some abandoned building and has never seen a toothbrush in her entire life.
return to monke
Need me an innocent, pure-hearted girl with no evil in her heart like this
>goth mommy bicorn
>Portals open>Day of the Rape begins>Every man that's single is getting monster girl wives>Men already married to women have their human wives monsterized>Monster girls still don't give you the time of day because you're ugly and gross>Eventually some p'orcs move in nearby >Turn the building into a p'orkish stronghold>Walls, palisades, guard tower, blacksmith, mine, and a small farm>Step outside your house to marvel at how they built it up so quickly>One of the p'orcs going from a stroll fawns on you>Immediately get weirded out >Think "she's gotta be fucking with me right? I'm invisible to women and at best a nuisance">Her p'orc sister comes out and calls you "handsome" and "hot stuff">Blush and stammer over your words>One takes you by the hand inside the walls>Snu snu time>Find out later that p'orcs have reversed beauty standards>What's ugly for humans is beautiful to p'orcs and vice versa>Basically find out you're a gigachad among the p'orcsSame is true for goblins, ogres, and onis by the way.
>>50748538>If the portals ever happened I'd be stuck with fucking pig womenEven us ugly guys can have standards, fuck no.
>>50748538>Basically find out you're a gigachad among the p'orcsAnon is so hideous that all the p'orcs are too intimidated by his God-like beauty to make a move. He becomes a spiritual leader of all Orc-kind but is still unable to score.
>>50748538I remember this doujin once where this ugly guy and a handsome guy are stuck in Amazon territory. The handsome guy laughs and tells the ugly guy that the Amazons only need one male for breeding and the one they don't choose will be killed.The amazons find them and immediately kill the handsome guy, while they can barely contain their lust for the confused and terrified ugly dude.I'd assume it's like that, but without the arbitrary murder.
>>50748578Could be worse, could be lolis.
>>50748815You WILL lick the goat cunnyYou WILL receive standing blowjobsAnd you WILL be happy
>>50748738There's a similar one with big, green, mommy orcs. But with less murder.
>>50748631One of them will eventually make a move. Porcs are girls of impulse and bold actions. One of them will want that demigod child
>>50748578hey now, pigs are cool girls okay?
>>50748738Because an ugly man scares off the monsters of the jungle?
>>50748843Not gonna lie, I would be happy with that. Especially if she can magic me a cinnamon roll on occasion.
>>50749533She only specialized in happy meals.
>>50749564I'm a fatass, so if she can magic like 4-5 at a time, then we're good.
Smug trollis
>When she hits you with the condescending smug look >"Yeah anon, you totally won't lose the moment give you a shoulder rub or rest my head against yours or drape myself over you."
Consider the P'orc Waaagh!
>>50750549Gonna turn that warcry into squeals of pleasure
>>50742035>>50742040My bovine brain condition is terminal
>>50742040>Ecstasy>LoveBut I thought lust and love were the same thing to monsters? Why are they separate meters?
>>50751229You won't have time to think about that when your face is between her breasts. Or rather, you'll forget all about it.
>>50750906>Squeal like a pig!
>>50746831There’s not too much to talk about when it comes to MGE anymore. Most of what happens in there now is just oldfags and actual faggots talking about whatever.
>>50751234And it would be fucking wonderful, but the question remains.
>>50751596>Be into monster girl media. Some of the girls are literal demons and this is throughout all monster girl media, with some of them going very anti religion indeed.>join MGE discord to talk about monster girls and having sex with them>"We don't do porn here. Christ is king."
>>50751612Who was that writefag we had that got religion and deleted everything?
>>50751646Was it spider something?
>>50751612The discords also got flooded with /pol/ types who just wanted to rant about the side they didn't like instead of monsters. It got very tiring.
>>50751646Do we even have writefags anymore?
>>50751599It's a known fact that when a man places his face between the breasts of a holst, haku, or even mino that his IQ temporarily drops. Some reports say that it can happen with ushi-onis as well, but this report has yet to be confirmed.
>>50751704In my case any pair of big breasts will have that effect.
>>50751646>>50751649It was spidernon from /monster/ yes. The whole thing reeked of attention whore behavior but god speed to them.
>>50746862>Yandere, NEET arachne moves in with anon>2 days in the entire interior of the house is covered in webbing>Can't see the walls anymore>Can't see the ceiling>Can't see the floor>Can't move anywhere without getting stuck and trapped in her webbing>Her argument "you don't need to be going anywhere without me and my permission">Anon tries to at least convince her to clear a path to the bathroom toilet>She shuts it down immediately >"I'll take you to the bathroom, and I'll hold it while you pee, so you don't make a mess like you usually do.">"Don't worry. I'll clean you up well."
>>50751708Even the large breasts of a stern, mommy kiki?
>>50751699Capy does and some of them also post links to their stories here
I am weak to sneks
>>50751730>spider gf gets you evicted for not following the fire safety code
>>50751718>/monster/I should have known. They used to be the worst of them, traplarpers who were basically /pol/ with monstergirls.
>>50752246I don’t agree but I would not put it past them given how much of a retard the owner is.
>>50752062>The person that tried to evict you 3 days after he knocked on your door>https://litter.catbox.moe/e2k30jl37sagj12h.jpeg
>>50752187I wanna see that manticore suck a watermelon through the tail of hers into her belly
>>50751959More than 1 tail == whore
At the end of the day, it's better to just submit to sneks. Always and in every situation.
>>50752616fuggin' make me
I don't need to make you. They'll make you submit, and once you do, you'll be glad you did
>>50752652Meant for >>50752645
>>50752616I prefer golden lamias
>>50751612Unironically based
Are you Team Priestess or Team Guard?
>>50753273Give me the priestess with the elder scroll
>>50753273Both can sit on my face. It matters not to me
>>50753141Let's be honest here. The best snek of them all is purple and venomous
>>50752616i wanna use her tail as a body pillow.i wonder if she will let me.
I'm sorry, but if you stuck me in a room with an anubis right this very moment, I'm committing sexual assault on her... in Minecraft of course.
>>50753951She has no choice. The magic of MGE is she becomes your slave forever.
>>50754224More like I become her tail slut
>>50750036Imagine the smell...
I cannot overstate enough to you guys how much I absolutely adore sneks. If I could live inside one I would.
>>50754981Dangerous words, anon.
>the average hebi experience
>>50755093Perhaps. But I like to live dangerously at times
I am weak to....big breasted goats
She saw your p____.
>>50755627She saw my pocket pussy. She looked in a mirror.
So without a doubt, there'd be prisons where genuinely evil, lawbreaking monster girls are held for some time. And no, they wouldn't be tossing poor, "unfortunate" men inside to sate their desires. Even extremist monster girl authorities would find that to be too cruel.Now with all that said, imagine yourself desperate for some monster girl loving. You can't really get any monster girl in town or online to give you the time of day, and the ones that are available, you just don't have an interest in. Now suppose you're really into assertive, domineering girls. Ones that are particularly rough and don't give a fuck about authority. Ones that are truly evil. Ya know, monster girls that you'd find in a prison being held there for years or even decades. Would standing outside the prison, in particular the part where they release prisoners after they've served their time by a good strategy for picking up one of these said girls?Would it be worth having years if not decades worth of pent up lust and desire being unleashed on you all at once in as she drags you over to a nearby bush away from prying eyes?
>>50755689>And no, they wouldn't be tossing poor, "unfortunate" men inside to sate their desires. Even extremist monster girl authorities would find that to be too cruel.If monster girls view sex as a right they might do that.
>>50755726Nah, you can't have monster girls popping babies out in prison because they have nothing to do all day except copulate with their man. That's an even more fucked up situation.
>>50755689OK, honestly, it sounds like these are the BEST OF THE BEST monster girls and I need to break into prison to get one while they're still single.
>>50755689>That one danuki that's been locked up for 80 years for a massive tax fraud scheme she did back in the 1800s>Got an additional 40 years for the smuggling operation she ran while inside the prison>Still managed to build up her wealth to that of a multi-millionaire despite having all her assets seized before lockup>Now has extensive connections to every gang in the state to run her corrupt money-making empire>Has the entire police force and now state government bribed, blackmailed and at her fingertips >Has 120 years worth of lust to release all at once>(You) just happened to be the "unlucky" first male she's seen in over a century Brace yourself!
>>50755754See? BEST.OF.THE.BEST.
>>50755761And think of all those years she spent out on the prison yard getting /fit/. She's still got her womanly physique, but damn is she exceptionally strong now too! I've heard she's won numerous fights against even minos and hellhounds over the years.
>>50754782What's she thinking?
>>50755771Can she... can she princess carry me?
>>50755830Depends on how much you weigh
>>50755842Angry_Fat_Anon_Noises.wav
She's being a good girl, just for you!
>>50755916I mean, as long as you're under 300 lbs I'm sure she could manage.
For a mega milkers thread, im not seeing very many mega milkers.
>>50756811It's because every time someone posts mega milkers, a holst teleports to their house, boobhats them, and they're never heard from again.
>"Cuddle a yeti to stay warm!">"No, have a snek coil around you to stay warm!">"Get a fire elemental girl to keep you warm!"My brothers, you've never even considered being sandwiched between two holstaurs?I feel like when you die, that's what heaven will be. You'll spend your time sandwiched between two holstaurs, and maybe even a third smaller one laying atop you, snuggled up to your chest.
>>50756917The problem with holsts is that any girl can have massive tits.I'd rather snuggle up to a werecat with huge tits, or a dark mage whose powerful mana is stored in the breasts, so they're massive.
Cat tits...
>>50757030>The problem with holstsThere is no problem with holsts.
>>50757034The loli sith in the background:>"Mom... could you not?"
>>50757034Too furry, although I'm all for a catgirl with huge tits.
Liking monster girls while also being a footfag is suffering. Too many hooves and pointy insect feet. Guess I’ll just build a harem of oni and onryo.
>>50757182Why not go for the undead, or the maijin types? The ones that visually pass for human but have special abilities.
>>50757215Oni wife sounds fun and I like to drink. And onryo is fine because I’ve always had a thing for Sadako
>>50757182>Liking monster girls while also being a footfag is sufferingIs it though?
>>50757182What do you mean. Are those not exotic feet?
>An anubis will never put her warm, foot paws on your faceWhy live?
Demons won't actually act aggressive toward you or do anything that breaks the laws, customs, or moral code of Hell. And if summoned, they can't act on their own desires. They're there for one purpose: to strike a deal at the expense of your soul. Now, if they do claim your soul, then all bets are off; they can do whatever they like to you as now you're their property. But if you summon one and you haven't made a deal, then they can't do anything to you until the deal is set. So essentially, you can use this to get yourself a permanent follower as she won't be able to leave or go home until the deal is made. However, don't let your guard down. They're going to constantly try to trick, seduce, or even intimidate you until the deal is made, especially to get a deal that's far more favorable for them. But again, they can't actually take action against you.
>>50757732Need her on top of me this instant.
>sylphs raging my town right nowsomeone needs to get them under control before more trees and power-lines get blown down. toss them a man or something to sate their desires.
>>50757182Bug feet are cute, tho.
>>50758035Finally, new OC.
>>50758057It's not--I've had this for a while now. Ushis have SOVL so I saved a little sketch someone did.
>>50758114>Ushis have SOVLA soul that only understands two words: unrelenting rape
>>50758242Anon, does this look like an unrelenting rapist to you?
>>50758250Take off the seal, and then yes
>>50758252>Take off the sealBut she just got here!
It's okay to lose to fox tails. There's no shame in it.
>>50758628There is MUCH shame in not being engulfed in chitin and silk.
>>50758678You mean chitin and spit?
>>50758681Nah. Silk.
>>50758683Being trapped inside a sandworm is much better than being immobilized by spider silk. Sorry, it's just a fact.
Should a deem's mouth be pink, dark blue, or some shade of purple?I can't decide which is best. I think I lean towards dark purple, but a standard, pink-colored mouth seems appropriate too.
Yandere kiki is best kiki
>>50759112MyNigga.jpg
>>50759134What's great is that their yandereness doesn't just have the usual "jealous of other girls" thing going for it, but it's also a jealousy of modern conveniences that make meidos obsolete: automatic cleaning devices like roombas and dishwashers, frozen meals, etc.
>>50758681See. My mind immediately goes to: it probably stinks inside a sandworm
>>50755689I'm joining Frankie's gang. Simple as.
>>50757732I never liked demons, they're basically lawyers and who the fuck likes those?
>>50759989I like lawyers...
>>50759989They come in handy. Good for keeping all your ducks in a row
>>50759717Good choice. Canines are superior
>>50759549I wish I was squished between those two
>>50760194You don't want to be third wheel in that hate sex.
>>50760202Being the third wheel in that scenario is better than not getting any at all.
>>50760028Especially when they're wurm lawyers!
>>50760372Need me a wing hug from a smol harpy
>Claw machines at the arcade to pick your monster girl wife It'd be good for the indecisive anons
>Angels don't actually fly. They're so ugly that the ground repels them.
>She turned off her bodycam...What happened next is disturbing
>>50760602>She held hands with the suspect and kissed his cheek
>>50760758omg
>>50760758Does this make her most racist?
Kiss your goats
Perfect age for a kiki meido?
>Gen Alpha wisp tells you to commit sewer slide so she can grape you
>>50761115I'll stick with my Zoomer HAG cheshire
>>50742035Just imagine how good it would feel if some milked your massive GIGANTIC DIVINE utters. Just imagine losing that weight from your shoulders.
Anon said we didn't have enough OC but he's totally wrong.
StinkyKiki
LAZER TITSAZERTITS
There's always talk about molesting fuzzy, monster ears. But what I really want to do is sniff those ears. Anyone else?
>>50762140Smellfags disgust me on a primal level.
>>50762583You don't like the smell of clean fur?
>>50762600Oh I do, but getting off to smells is just... why.
>>50762825I missed you gacha spammer.
>>50762583You've never nestled your face in girl's hair as you hug and smell the sweet scent of her shampoo?Sadge
>>50762583Better than futafaggotry
>loudly impregnating a pharaoh
>>50763679Settra, no!
>>50763679It's the only way of establishing dominance over those dumb blue bitches and keeping them from slithering in to check on her. You try to have a quiet moment with the wife? Bam, ceiling snake is watching you have sex, dripping gross venom on the bed. The lack of privacy gets to you eventually.
>>50763921>blue bitchesI'm pretty sure they're purple, anon
>>50763073She does not look trustworthy
>>50764625Yeah, she's a woman.
>>50764650True.
>>50762140Imagine learning magic from an anubis priestess. I bet she specializes in healing and necromancy.
Kikimoras strike me more of an archer/thief class.
>>50764877You sure about that?
>>50764884There're always exceptions to the rule
>>50764895Nah, I'm sure that's how they all are.
>>50742035why are they like this?
>Move in with an arachne>Eventually get her preggers>Decide to convert the spare room into a nursery >She's one step ahead of you>Lays her eggs in large, silky egg sacs that are now fastened to the walls and ceiling with her webbing>Count 9 egg sacs into total >Start panicking because you have no idea how you're gonna support that many spooders
>When you find out that it's actually the dormice that spend all day memeing online and fucking with everyone else in Wonderland and the cheshire cats are actually the ones constantly seething and crashing out
The pain of knowing that you'll never get to run your fingers through an anubis' long, black, silky-smooth hair or pet her arm and leg fur, or tickle her paw pads, or rub her fuzzy ears.
i fantasized about marrying a cu sith the other day. is it over me for me now? have i become corrupted?should i an hero?
>>50764554Uhhhhh they're blue but the desert level's sepia filter makes them appear purple. Yeah.
>>50765401That only happens if the desert is in Mexico.
>>50765262No, be her hero.
I kinda feel bad for monster girl with large paws or claws. It'd be very difficult for them to clean themselves, whether in the shower/bath or after using the restroom. And then, every time they want to wash their paws, in the case of monster girl with paws, they're gonna have wet paws for quite some time after they do. Just like when you wash your hair it doesn't dry right away, even after using a towel. If I had to guess, monster girl with paws, they most likely have those hand blow dryers in their houses.
>>50765794I thought everything there had a brown-yellow tint?
>>50765401>>50764554The real question is, if a grape snek lays out in the sun, what does the tan look like? Can they even tan?
>>50764884You can tell whoever drew that was mega gay
>>5076665520% of monster girl fans are gays in denial, I'm sure.
>>50766672I'm not gay; I just want to be mpregged by a futa spidergirl.
>>50766736I think a seahorse girl is more up your alley
>>50766887More than just his alley.
Don't ask a fox:>her age>where the condoms are>what she did to those danuki during her military career
>>50767169I would never ask foxes those thing because I choose not to associate with foxes. They're shit!
>>50765976how do i do that?
"I can resist any monster's charm!""I will never fall for your attempts to seduce and defile me!">She just looks at you with a soft, smug expression that says "yeah... uh huh, sure you can."
How would an intelligent bioweapon fit in with a world full of Monster Girls?Sorry for sounding gay but I'm trying to write a story now that I have much more free time and it takes place in a setting where there are tons of races of monster people Mermaids, centaurs, ogres, elves, etc. It's sort of like Monster Musume where it takes place in the modern world, but the tradition of these races are still very prevalent in their cultures. There are some girls that really integrated into modern human culture thoughOne of the characters is a bioweapon from an Umbrella Corp-styled company. He has the following qualities>over 12 feet tall and extremely muscular>Covered in organic armor to the point he sort of looks like an EVA unit>Could hold against hulk in terms of strength>Completely sterile from genetic incompatibility with all races>Despite his appearance, is actually a young genetically modified human boy (12-15) and is just as mentally young>Is miraculously mentally sound and is rather sweet How would various monster girl races perceive him? How would he even fit into a world full of monster girls?
>>50767253Don't pull out. Finish inside. Seal the pact.
>>50767283This is very WH40K coded. I have no strong opinions about it. Consider writing about hot futas.
>>50767283Aren't you basically describing what shadowrun does?
>>50767474>Aren't you basically describing what shadowrun does?I don't know what you are referring to
Alice...
>>50767589Shadowrun is a tabletop RPG that's basically cyberpunk but with fantasy races and magic mixed in.
>If the anon said "no", then the answer obviously is "no", but the thing is he's not gonna say "no". He would never say "no", because of the implication.
SEX POOPING: Fact or Fiction?
>>50767283>Completely sterile from genetic incompatibility with all racesUnless they don’t know about it, this might make him unappealing to most traditional women
>>50767900>>>/d/ is that way, buddy
>Visibly hot and bothered>Still acts like a tsundere
>>50767324That's a bit perverse don't you think?You should get married before you have intimate relations.
>Drinking at the milk bar with lil' goats
>>50768214Not sure if they are into that.
>>50768242I wonder what bapho milk tastes like
>>50769903Panties like this is kind of my fetish. Kinda.
>>50770089I wonder what AI can generate these days. I've ignored it for a while.
>>50770185This enrages the Leanan Sidhe
>>50770185Most things. It's good for pinups, lewds, NSFW, and even some fetish material. As long as you know what you're doing, you get art pieces that far better than 99% of artists charging for commissions. And it's a fraction of the price.
>>50770241Art fairy can get mad all she wants, but automatons are winning this battle and making them obsolete.
You though Miss Bapho ran a pedo cult in the MGE world?Hardly... She actually runs a MonTube channel called well, Miss Bapho, where she does grand charity events, shows off luxurious places, and runs wacky and wild games for large cash prizes. She's one of the most subscribed channels on MonTube!
You'll love her back, right Anon?She really care about you and wants what's best for you.
>>50770467>loyal>good cuddler>thinks the world of you>a great date to her is throwing a frisbee in the parkWhat are the downsides?
>>50770499
>>50770300We're reaching levels of pattern-blind hylicposting previously deemed impossible
>>50770579These all apply to every other beast girl mamono with fur and paws.RIP your shower drain
>>50768972Need cow...
Why are they like this?
>>50771474Severe snakesual frustration caused by ereptile dysfunction
>>50771500I can fix her.
>>50770679It's a common trope that threads lacking any artfags turn to AIslop worship. What's amusing is that he's still in the "AI is the future, artists BTFO" mode when the sentiment is changing and even normalfags are getting sick of the slop.
>>50771265Knead Cow!
>>50771536>normalfags are getting sick of the slop.Major copium
what types of monster girls for this vibe?
>>50772132Most of them, ideally.
>>50772132Need some holsts with this vibe>Stay at the farm>The holsts refuse to let me leave>Major yandere vibes>Only allowed to drink their milk, eat their cheese and cream>But pamper if I'm a good boy that stays and gives them love
Honestly, there's no shame in getting sithed. As long as she loves (You) and actually means it, that's all that should matter
>>50772768I don't feel any shame. Girl monsters are monster girls too.
>>50772768>>50772803
>>50772803It can be a little demoralizing when they smug at you
You should embrace imps whenever given the chance. Treat them well and give them what they want. You'll be glad you did!
>canine wife thinks your disabled because your sense of smell isn't as strong as hers>"what do you mean, anon?">"you should be able to smell my scent from at least 2 miles away"
>>50772879>thinks your disabled
>>50772952Looks like she was right.
>>50772952I like my canine do the thinking for me.She's pretty good at it.
This got me thinking. What if a monster girl did have to tard wrangle a man? Would she be resentful? Tired? Try to get a harem going so she has some non-braindead company?
>Grabs man>Carries him home>Tosses him on the bed>Bends him over>Leans down and sniffs his behind>Throws him off the bed>Bends herself over the bed>Expects you to sniff her behind as wellIt's just how dogs greet each other. Don't think too much about it.
>>50772984Mamono mana fixes their retardation
>>50773251This was monster musume.
>>50773260RACHNERA IS BEST GIRL
>>50773260Well if they didn't want a retard for a man, they wouldn't bother then would they? They'd just go for a guy that's normal.
>>50773274It was for her monster girl green card.
>>50773279Then they'd just drop him after they met the legal requirements.
>>50773289If only it were so simple anon. But they got ways and means of knowing you ain't sucking that dick as a good mail order bride should.
>>50773272I kneel.
>>50773272That's a weird way of spelling Miia
>>50773343Miia is mogged by her own mother
>>50773536That only means she'll get better with age
Life for you will become instantly better if you embrace cow
I desperately want to be swarmed on by horny holsts on the blood moon when they're extra rapey. I want to be smothered in their voluptuous breasts
KC really missed the mark on gobbos
Well, what are you waiting for? Go in.
>>50774739I uhhI'm not going in. That train clearly goes out to the sticks.
>>50774750Those cows will protect, don't you worry. I mean look how kind, helpful, and inviting they look! Nothing but pure thoughts and protective, motherly expressions.
>>50773644I am sure orc massage will update someday...
Don't underestimate an anubis' schedule autism, especially when it comes to lovemaking>"So you're gonna kiss me here for 2m 15s">"When I'm on top, you're gonna powerbottom for 4m 30s">"After 10m, you're gonna flip me over and take me from behind.">"You will release 5m 45s after that."
>>50775213As long as she gives cues and a countdown at the end that's just a positive
>>50775224It becomes a problem when you're a quickshot
>>50775227That's what the pre-marriage metronome stamina training was for!
>>50775243I have no idea what that is
>>50773644She's kinda sort to be a tiger don't you think?Tigers are supposed to be big and strong, much bigger than a regular human.
Cockatrice hypno.
>>50775567She's still growing.
>>50775583Wake me up when she's got a mommy body
>>50775875Blue skin is shit
>>50776163NTA, but go fuck yourself
>>50776172Ehh, I wouldn't quite say it's shit, but it's definitely mid. Now pink skin is where it's at!
>>50776192I can't hear "pink skin" without envisioning some Warcraft 3 type orcs talking to some human.Plus I think of sandworms as more of a peach color.
>>50776315Regardless, I need to be inside a sandworm's mouth. It's where I belong
>>50776349>Anon's home that nightI'm not into them sexually, but GODDAMN do I love the idea of a sandworm just ANNIHILATING terrain and buildings to get to what they want.
>>50776367Imagine living inside a sandworm as her husband but she works for a mining company where she drills through earth for them. It's be one bumpy ride!
>>50776372I'd get so nauseated so fast. It'd be neat to have a blue collar wife, but for that specific job I'd go wurm. Similar overall I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING IN MY PATH vibe but no need to be bounced around inside her all day.
>Portals open>Find portal that takes me to MGE Desert Kingdom>Oil myself up>Bring a satchel of raging mushrooms with me>Run into the portal naked only carrying the satchel>Land on the other side >Portal is on the edge of town >Dunes as far as the eye can see>Pair of anubi running the portal program>Priestess doing the documentation >Guard making sure nothing goes awry >Look over and see the dunes>Big warning sign saying it's infested with sandworms>Run as fast as I can into the sand dunes>Guard anubis yelling at me "Sir don't! The wilderness that way is full of sandworms! SIRRR!!!">Ignore the commands and keep running>Ground starts to rumble>Immediately pop a boner>Sandworm pops out>Get eaten alive>???>Now the father to numerous lil' san'worms
>>50776381>medium thiccbro that's just thicc straight up! in fact that's mega thicc
>>50776394no the label says medium
>>50776381>bounced around inside her all day.It just makes the lovemaking that much more lively
>When the two girls of the liliraune you married have conflicting personalities and interests
>Proposing to your NEET autism anubis with a handmade Minecraft pickaxe you made with the marriage collar around the hilt
>>50775577Those wings aren't going to get her very far.
its better for you if you just submit to snek
>>50776596Very kissable doggo
One thing I've always been interested in is the types of homes that monster girls with more extreme anatomies would live in. They certainly would be quite different than your typical house or apartment. Obviously your elves, werewolves, and oni wouldn't have an issue living in a regular house, but lamias, sandworms, centaurs, arachnes? For some it would be impossible or at the very least, very difficulr or inconvenient. Then even for monster girls with less extreme anatomies might even have some interesting minor quirks about their houses. Take harpies for example, they probably build nests atop the rooves of their houses and have a hatch they enter the house through the upper floor or attic. So do you have a monsterfu that's a little more monstery? What interesting things about your home you live in with her does it have to accommodate her that a regular house wouldn't have?
>>50777516>elvesElves demand open room plan. Dwarves demand knee high counters and hate windows.
>See a post about anubi>Lewd thoughts enter mind>End up having to wank one outBro, they've got me enslaved before they even figured out the portals. Mamono are scary powerful.
>casually mogs every other snek in existence
>All the single Winterstown girls are drowning their sorrows in ice cream>Another Winter come and gone and no husband>They'll have to wait 9 more months before they can have a chance at a man again
>>50777516For sneks, it's no raised mattress. It sits on the ground, and it's very large. Like 2-3 Alaskan King mattresses placed together. And in the bedroom are numerous heaters. Heated floors as well. Hardwood and tile floors only; no vinyl, linoleum, or carpet. Wood floors may even be lightly oiled. Small windows that are positioned closer to the ceiling, and no windows into the bedroom whatsoever. Much larger bathrooms as well, larger baths/showers and toilets.
>>50778614>larger... toilets.Miia confirmed as being full of shit.
>>50778646Centorea as well
>Shopping for your favorite [insert item here]>See item just ahead>Only one left>Some monster girl makes it to said item and takes before you can>Instinctively let out a "fuck you" under your breath>Monster girls hears it>Practically a marriage proposal to her>She pulls her paints down (if applicable) and bends over in front of you>"Well?">"Hurry up!"Be careful what you say around monsters!
can a centaur lay down on her human and horse back?i would go with centaurs but i wanna be able to do missionary position.
Bat back
>>50778689>She pulls her paints downThese WH40K posts are getting weirder by the day
>that one super girly, babytalk imp that loves to drink alcohol, vape weed, and play brutal, gorey games
>>50779282"Impy-wimpy, fuck me simpy!"
>>50779282Anon! No! Once she gets smashed the baby talk gets so much worse!
>>50779827BUENO
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us, and cats look down on us.But pigs, they treat us as equals.
wake me up when there's a kangaroo girl
holy shit! We need to fuck kots right now or there are no portals!She's kindly volunteered to be the first.
>>50780422Give me a brown desert cat, and I may consider it
>>50780850Aight.
What monster girl is most likely to be cool with me peeing in her butt?
>>50780974I prefer them to be a bit more lazy or even NEETish
>>50781272>
>>50781340
>>50781739Now that's what I'm talking about?Lazy, plump, doing the question mark tail, and brown!She will get many ear scritches, and I will pet the base of her tail. Cats deeply love both of those things.
It is time. Time to post CATS.
Ya'll are fucking SLACKING. Post CATS. IT IS CATURDAY. CAT. TIME.CAT IT UP.
>>50783223
>>50783223Caturday is over. It's Nunday now.
>>50783262
Pigs are cool! And they're kind, friendly, and gentle!
We need... new monster girl content.
>>50784172What did you have in mind?
I guess getting sithed wouldn't be too bad...
>>50784240How is her revamp coming?
>>50784267Not sure what you mean. But the profile cait sith, personally for me could use larger breasts, be mommy sized, and have black hair
too much or never enough fur?
>>50784591It's a little too much for my tastes. See pic related, that's the ideal amount of fur.
FUCK BIRCHES
>Big, strong, domineering hellhound wife>Turns into a wimpy, weak baby the moment there're strong storms >Shivering and cuddled up next to you for the duration of the storm>Squeezes you tightly when there's a loud clap of thunder >After the storm passes, she threatens to kill you if you speak of her behavior
>>50785634Dryads with the freshest scent of summer...
What we need are time travel girls. The hounds of tinnitus.
>>50786879What I really need are sleep mice in my bed with me. But I'll take some hounds of hell too.
>>50786295Careful, though, they're very thin-skinned!
if i weld on my car will it fry the compuyer
Monster girls should have 4 boobs.
>no holst nurse to lewd you when you're helpless
Reply to my posts, fags
>>50788574Most of /mgt/ left for another board and you're posting in dead spite thread maintained by a handful of shitposters. But it's going to mysteriously become more active after my post, at least for a moment.
>>50788611The fuck does any of that mean.Just reply to my posts, megafag. I'm important.
>>50787630Well I'm all bark and no bite
>>50788764Then your life will achieve perfect balance with Miss Vamp. She's NO bark and ALL BITE.
Akaname tongue violating my face, violating my mouth, violating my throat
Akaname tongue violating my esophagus, violating my stomach, violating my duodenum
>>50788627What post were you? Do you wish for me to validate your horniness?
>>50788976That sounds like it'd be a bit too painful
>lewding a dragon in her true dragon form and not in her monster girl form
>>50789142You can just climb right in there.
>>50789368Yeah, but which hole?
>>50789550She sticks her dragon tongue out, and it's basically the sandworm experience except she probably doesn't take you in her mouth.
>>50789749They need tickled
>>50789790do not the kot
It's mating season!Get your black harpy now while their mood is: timid, shy, needy, and horny!
>>50790590I want one who is ANGRY AND MEAN.
>>50790618You'll either need to wait until Mating Season is over to get a black harpy with that mood. Or, you can get a regular harpy with that mood right now. But the regular harpy will revert to friendly, kind, and cheerful once mating season is over.
>>50790627What's the point of a nice birb when you can have a hyper-aggressive ATTACK BIRB?Need me a mean ol' GRONK GRONK black harpy raven who is also hella busty. And mean. Have I said that she should be mean?
>>50790618That's all women.
>>50790687
