My wife Keine is about to unleash her beast mode, and I just wanted to discuss banana trade between Meiji Japan and Colombia in the 19th Century. What to do, anons?
Well you'll have to wait for it to pass out then.
>>50753652Install fake moon, while changing the phase of the actual one.
>>50753652Submit and tell her to not hurt you too much
She can't be your wife, she's my wife!
>>50753652>>50761159*mokou's wife
>>50761160Keine and Mokou are straight, and Mokou supports Keine's love pursuits with men.
>>50761191Wrong, uncute, and uncanon, Mokou is a raging butch lesbian who has seduced Keine, Kaguya, and Reisen thus far.
>>50761195Mokou and Kaguya are bi-curious at best due to the boredom caused by immortality. The rest are sexually normal and cute heterosexuals hungry for human men.
>>50761208No touhous are heterosexual or hungry for any kind of man except to kill and cook.
>>50761195>ragingThat's not cute at all.
>>50761224All touhous are heterosexual, until Zun says otherwise.
>>50761159In an alternate history, she is MY wife!
I am every anon in this thread and Mokou. I love my wife Keine even in beast mode. We will discuss the banana trade later.
>>50762052I am the real husband of both Keine AND this anon who is Mokou. I am happily married to both of my wives, and we'll discuss the Meiji banana trade while dealing with her beast mode.
It seems Cirno is too advanced for her!