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Are you a smol goat or titty goat kinda guy?
alt thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/82738.html
>>50791621Tits goat all day every day. I want that sweet, baph milkies
>>50791676Get >>>/out/ altchan cuck
What's this evolution called?
>>50791808I'm thoroughly convinced that red onis are the superior onis. Better than blue onis and better than ushi-onis.
>>50791731It's called getting fat.
>>50792108Other than her breasts and rear getting bigger, she really isn't fat. But regardless, I want my face between those honkers of hers.
>>50791731Nah, that's a devolution
>>50791676Are they team cu or team cait over there?
>>50792733I don't about over there, but I'm Team Cu sith. They're good girls. Cait siths seems like meanies to me.
How do we stop the automatons from taking over the art and writing industry?
>>50791676Why do you post that crap here and not in the other thread?
>>50792733They're team alp, because they're all future alps
>>50793141Just keep your robot wife in the kitchen where she belongs.
>>50793248She's a good multi-tasker. She's making lewd art of herself, saving it to her 2nd SDD she just got installed, preparing a pleasure plan she intends to execute on me that tonight, and is cooking dinner for me all the same time. And she tells me she's not even using 10% of her computing power! Simply amazing!
>walking down P'orc Place in MGC>this beauty comes jogging past you>catch a whiff of her troll scent as she passes by>looks back at you and winkswhat are you doing in this scenario?
>a box appears in front of you to offer salvation to the thread>open the box and half the anons get a mamono wife>the other half alp and have to be the wivesDo you open the box?
>>50793407Am I guaranteed to get be one of the ones that gets a monster wife if I open the box?
>>50793419You are guaranteed a relationship.
>>50793424But am I guaranteed to not alp?
>>50793407That's kinda gay
>>50793407If I'm guaranteed not to alp and be part of the group that gets a monster wife, then it's a yes. If I don't have that guarantee, it's a no because that's a 50/50 chance that you alp.
>>50793425>>50793489You will have to roll on the dice on whether you think half the thread is already faggoty anons.
>>50793503Either way you'd be stuck with a faggot.
>>50793523See, I could probably tolerate an alp for a wife, especially if the pickings were slim, and the only other options are things like fungus girls or slimes. But an alp from this thread? An alp from 4chan? Hell to the no.
>>50793289Running up on front of her to stop her, grab her hands, hold her hands, look her in the eyes, kiss her, and tell her how badly I want my face between those rear cheeks of hers.
Will you serve the queen?
Will you betray the current queen to install a new one?
Or will you build your own kingdom from beetles?
>>50793680How far are the siths.
>>50793683You might find some sleek !Egyptian cait siths with tall yet slender bodies with jet-black fur adorned with jewels. You may even find some cu siths with a similar appearance though unlikely to be adorned with jewels. Which way they side, that I do not know.
>>50793677>>50793680>>50793681the correct answer is to always snek
>>50793677>>50793680I'd try to land both the pharaoh and apophis together by reaching a compromise if at all possible.
>>50793688Shit, anon, I just meant what numbers are they.
>>50793706I'm not sure what you're asking.
>>50791621I always say this. They're best loli sized and underneath my desk.
>>50793721How many drawing until we get some sith on sith goodness drawn?
>>5079373310 more until she reaches cait sith.28 until she reaches cu sith. The artist is drawing them in the order that they were released.
>>50793739What number is USHI ONI? That's what all the people want--SPIDER COWS.
>>50793768It's already here
>>50793789Oh, nice! SAVED.
I want the most psychotic, yandere, crazy, possessive, clingy shirohebi that will ever exist.
>>50794491That's a dangerous thing to ask for, anon
>when she's so hot and bothered that the sweat on her body is evaporating into a steam and she's not even a fire elemental girl
>>50791808I wonder how onis get along in the modern world
>>50795133what's she downloading? bigger booba?
>>50795779Papi does harpies a disservice by portraying them as dumb, forgetful birdbrains.
>>50795871I've never seen a better harpy though.
>>50796049Jubjubs exist. As do crow tengus and black harpies. All better versions of harpies than Papi from Monster Musume.
>>50796071>Jubjubs exist. As do crow tengus and black harpies. Maybe I should correct myself. I WISH they existed.
>>50796121It's too late. We know.
I want her so badly, bros! I can't stand it!
You all think that hebis are the scary yanderes. But let me propose this to you. A yandere centaur. You will never be able to outrun her. She will always be able to chase you down, and you will always be hers and only hers
>>50796360Yeah, I got stairs in my house so no horse is gonna get in. Sneks are still a problem though.No matter how many signs I put up offering free scale polishing and a deep desire to be "coiled tightly," I still cannot get a snek.
>Come home>See this in your bedWhat do?
>>50796984Keep looking so I don't consign myself to a sex life of free use of a starfish. Which would be an improvement, but still.
>>50797262She's not a starfish, moron. She's not even radially symmetric.
How do you soothe a harpy's social anxiety? I'm actually asking.
>>50797847Harpies seem like the last girls that would have social anxiety
>>50797262Eventually you'll roll something good like a mino
We love trolls here.
Mr Welch 1616: Despite what the math says, elves do not gestate for an entire decade.
>>50798095>elves gestate for an entire decade.Imagine...
It's time to exercise with polt!
>>50798590Does she sweat?If so, I wanna lick it off of her. But if she just pants like a dog, I wanna kiss her when she is panting
>>50798596she'd look like a wet dog all the time if she sweated normally.
>>50798599Erotic...
Alice?
>The MGE world but every girl there is minimum 7' tall and most are closer to 7' 6" or even 8' tall>The lolis are typically 5' to 5'6"
>Start crashing out online over [insert topic that upsets you]>Holst wife hears you getting visibly upset>Walks into your gaming room>Stands behinds you>Boobhats you>You forget why you were angry>You forget what you were even doing>Her boob fat erases all your previous thoughts>"Booba" is now your only thoughtAnd she does it all with a smile on her face. She does it because she cares for you and your mental health.
>>50798830This but 7" tall--every mamono is FAIRY sized.
>>50798830Lolis? Taller than me?
>>50799024Don't act like you wouldn't like it.
>>50799024Damn, how short are you?
>>50798948Zero cuddle potential. Would not want. 3' at the shortest. Ideally 5'6" to 6'.No taller than 8'. And in the case of lamias and other long girls: 30' to 40' long ideally.
>>50799078I cannot resist smolmono. They are totes adorbs. It isn't even a sex thing. I just want them to be in the world, riding around on cats and corgis, being awesome.
>>50799085Small fairy-sized girls make me nervous. There are so many dangers in this world they wouldn't be able to defend themselves against. Dogs, cats, snakes, owls, big birds, machines, cars, bugs, and large appliances. And if you consider that they'd probably be preoccupied on MonTok, doomscrolling on their tiny, fairy phones. They would constantly be getting in trouble, hurt, or way worse. It's not that I wouldn't want them at all. It'd be cool having a dozen or so fairies take-up residence in your house, turning something like a drawer, cubby, helmet, or whatever else into a mini-home inside a home. But their safety or lack thereof would have me on edge. I wouldn't be able to handle it, and I'd be devastated if one of them got hurt or worse. I'd feel like I failed in protecting them.
>>50799104I just assume that even a fairy is stronger and more bad-ass than I am, and I could probably fight at least 2 cats..........By which I mean I would keep attempting to pet the kitties no matter how angry at me they get.
>>50799113Something especially mortifying about getting dominated by something that turns its entire body into a fleshlight.
>>50799113Petting angry cats is not advised. That's a good way to end up with claw marks all over you. I learned this at the young age of eight with my two cats. Over the years, I gained their trust. And by the time I was in my late teens and twenties. They followed me everywhere. I went from nuisance to their most beloved human. Wherever I went, they went. When I got up, they got up. If I sat down, on my lap they would go. I would put them back on the ground and seconds later they're back on my lap again. I leave the house, they'd wait for me at the door. I miss those adorable little things. They both lived to the ripe old age of 20.That said, I think I'd probably handle feline mamono quite well. I have a lot of experience with felines. I have experience with dogs as well, but I'm specialized in feline relations and appeasement.
>>50799141OK, but what if I really, really want to pet the kitty?
>>50799146If you're fine with scratches, bites, and hissing, then go for it. I just recommend earning their trust first. Do that and you can practically pet them indefinitely and wherever you like too!
>>50799151Sigh, I do know my way around a cat, Anon. I just really miss having them around is all.
Sneks...
>>50799302Snakes are just hairless cats!
>>50799306Whatever the case, I wish I had one coiled up around me, lewding me, and doing intimate, depraved snek things with me.
>>50799314Anons are just hairless cats!
Mess'ngah Sqwrl!
>>50799847The only message she needs to be giving is a personal demonstration of how good monster mouth feels
Never enough snek
>>50800098
>>50800204Rest assured, if monster girls ever become real, if the portals open to the MGE world and back, and I get ahold of a lamia for a wife. My brothers... I will have so many lamia daughterus that every man in this entire world will be able to take a lamia as a wife.
>>50799847>getting high huffing rata fluff
>Go to the Kobold Pound hoping to get a dopey, silly doggo>Ends up coming home with 5 fiercely protective, loyal, kind-hearted, but capable of being demonic terrors if the need arises koboldsThey're really cool looking too! Their skin is a charcoal black and their hair even darker. Black and red eyes, and they even have flames coming from them! No one told me kobolds could be this cool, big, and strong. They're all taller than me. And when I saw them, I just knew I had to take them!
>>50800592>when the shelter sweet talks an idiot into adopting a pittie.
>>50800609How could anyone say no to a kiki with a sweet, happy look on her face as she tries to pass off the pitbull kobold as a nanny dog even if it's visibly growling and showing its teeth?Interiorly she's screaming "please take this mutt. She's nearly chewed my face off 3 times this week alone!"
>hounded
>>50800659One of the top 5 outcomes in MGE.Or I guess in this particular case, bottom outcum!
Trollin' time with Miss Troll herself!
>portals open>fox girl comes out>sees you>"huff my tail now, you stud.">punchlineThoughts?
>>50801666I camed
Danukis are PPS. That is to say, pay per sniff. Each sniff of her breath costs you. Each breath in is a a single charge. It's because of this that she's completely raped by wallet, bank accounts, brokerage account, and my credit score. Do I regret it? No, not one bit.
>want atlas-nacho>never want to transform into spider, not even onceam i basically locked out of atlach-nachas then?like i don't even want to transform once, not even an initial transformation or the ability to transform
>>50802008Have you considered her cousin, the Atlas Nacho? You still transform, but into a delicious salsa!
>>50802011unfortunately i don't think that how that works.
>>50802022I dunno, man. Mamono Mana can do many things.
>>50802172Regardless, I'm not interested in transforming into anything.
>>50802008You'll take your spidersona and you'll like it.
>>50803009Also, spidersonas are almost always great for crimefighting! Anon could stop criminals! And fuck his wife!
Is there anything new in the monster girl world at all?
>>50803827big warm salamander boobs
>>50804197I dunno. Latenight posts on the capy thread sometimes? I don't really follow anime or manga that closely.
>>50804286Everyone posts about fire salamanders. What about air, earth, and water salamanders?
>>50804286No, she's a proud warrior! Stop objectifying her!
>>50804197Not really, no.
Heh, confusing panels.
Miss Cheshire's newest album, Sex Meows, is once again #1 this week. The eponymous first single is still hanging on at #69 (nice), while the second single "Jingle Balls (Christmas in My Ass)" is once again #1 on the Billboard Hot 100.
Cows... Need cows. Lots of cows
