Why doesn't anyone like Alice anymore?
I love Alice's breasts. I will cum inside Alice's breasts. I want to make eye contact with her autistic blue eyes while my sperm dirties her bra. Honestly, even if Alice was flat and padded her chest I would still do it.
>>50822070But I like Alice! Infact, I like Alice a lot! I love Alice!!! Alice is my wife!!!
>>50822075
I like Lolice!
Alice is Cringe and a Failure, so I hate her.
>>50823564But do you also hate yourself for the same reasons?
>>50822070Everyone likes Alice.
>>50822070people spread rumors about her
>>50823906All of which are true.
Too old. Nobody wants to deal with the disastrous duo of Desperate Christmas Cake + Autism
>>50822070She got 14th place in the last popularity poll, so she's doing way better than most 2hus.
>>50824120now, let's check the IP addresses of all those votes...how many of them come from Makai?
>>50822070WHAT
>>50824432Shinki with 50 VPNs
>>50823620well, this thread isn't about me...
>>50822070i love Alice
I don't think most people even know what kind of person Alice is.I like canon Alice but hate fanon Alice.
“Hey, if Marisa and I were both in danger, and you could only save one of us, who would you pick?”Alice’s eyes widen briefly, and she raises an eyebrow quizzically.“...What an odd question to just drop out of the blue. Why in the world would you even ask me that?”“It’s just a fun hypothetical, you know? Not like I’m planning on putting myself in mortal danger anytime soon, although knowing Marisa, there’s a decent chance she’s doing so as we speak.”She chuckles lightly, then scratches her cheek, looking to the side awkwardly.“Well if you absolutely must know...”Your eyes meet for an instant, and you feel like there’s something slightly unusual about the intensity of her gaze in that moment, although she quickly looks away, gracefully bringing her teacup to her lips before setting it back down.“I don’t mean to offend you, but it would have to be Marisa. I do hope you understand that that doesn’t mean I don’t value our friendship, but rather that my attachment to her is simply stronger.”The two of you lock eyes once more. There’s a strange sense of apprehension in her gaze, as if she were expecting a particular reaction. Her eyes seem to be probing yours for some kind of tell that might betray your feelings on her answer, although you couldn’t say what it was she was looking for. You supposed she might’ve been wary of having somehow bruised your ego.You simply shrug. “Yeah, about what I expected.”She blinks a few times, seemingly taken aback by your nonchalant reaction, and her gaze shifts downwards, staring into her teacup with murky and unfocused eyes.“...Really? Are you sure you aren’t even...I don’t know, a bit miffed about how quickly I made my choice? I mean, I didn’t even need to think about it. Don’t you think that’s a bit sad? Don’t you wish that we...that we were a bit closer? Wouldn’t it make you happy to know you were the most important person to me...?”.It was now your turn to raise an eyebrow. You couldn’t grasp why she seemed so insistent on you feeling some sort of jealousy.“I mean, I’m well aware that you two have known each other for way longer than I’ve known either of you. It’s perfectly normal you’d value your friendship with her more than ours, right? So there’s nothing for me to be angry about. It’s not like I’m competing for your attention or anything. I don’t need to feel like the most important person in someone’s life to know they appreciate me being around. That sounds like it’d be insanely exhausting.”
>>50828003She furrows her brow. “If...if you already knew how I’d answer, then why would you even bother asking such an inane, idiotic question!?”You flinch when she raises her voice. “Woah, hey, I didn’t mean anything by it! It’s just, I was hanging out with Marisa yesterday and she said she’d asked Reimu a similar question, and her reaction had been really funny, so she suggested I try it out with you, but, well...clearly that wasn’t a good call on my part, so...sorry, I guess.”.Her eyes go wide, then narrow at the mention of Marisa’s name.“...You were out with Marisa yesterday? And...you didn’t deign to inform me of that?”“Well, you were out of the house when she dropped by, and I figured it’d be fine if I was with—““You...figured it’d be fine...? No. NO! THERE’S NOTHING “FINE” ABOUT ANY OF THIS!” She sat up suddenly, slamming her hands on the table and knocking her teacup over.“Alice, I didn”t---”“Shut. Up. The very first thing I told you, when you started living here, you remember, don’t you? You’re not allowed to take a single step out of this place if I’m not there with you, So then, why exactly did you leave the house yesterday? Are you even slightly conscious of the danger you’re in!?”“...I was with Marisa. If something had happened, she could’ve—”“Don’t make me laugh. Her? Protect you? A pathetic, weak human playing at magic with her trinkets and parlor tricks? Please. Besides, she doesn’t really care about you, you know? Not like I do. I bet she’d run away and leave you for dead at the first sign of danger. But I wouldn’t. I would never, ever abandon you. I’d sooner die.”She sinks back into her chair, sighing.“You know, I really wanted things between us to happen normally. I wanted you to be the one to come to me, of your own will, for us to start dating like a normal couple, so I let you have your freedoms and didn’t try to force you into anything. But I realize now that I was being naive. I can’t expect things to go the way I want when all I do is sit back and wait. So, from now on, we’ll be doing things my way. There will be some changes that you’ll almost certainly take issue with, but...”She leans forward, a smile playing upon her features, at once bewitching and terrible.“Every single thing I do, I do for you, darling. For us. I promise you that.”
>>50822070we love alice
