As every Friday night, join in for some autism-powered gaming night with /jp/sies:>FREE cracked copies of the game:https://pastebin.com/qZ80WeUNANNOUNCEMENT coming up
Hi fellas!!!Bunch of shit to unpack:It was brought to my attention that some shit went down last weekend in this month's tourney, so I took a gander and I can see why some people had an issue with the rules in place and the organizing of the thing. So we're bringing fun and order back to this shit!!!!First thing's first: I will be hosting May's tournament. Massive thanks to the racists who stepped up and hosted the previous editions. I left a detailed guide with instructions in how to run this shit as smoothly as possible, so if you haven't seen it go check it out. In any case, after May's tourney I will be gone, so whoever wants to step up as host let me know so we use this whole month to iron things out for when it's your time to host.Second:The culture is dead and that sucks ass. But we're reviving this shit whether you like it or not lol. Starting with...>OFFICIAL RULESThese is the set up that will be used in all tourneys. The 11th edition is the standard that should be followed. However, since it's been rough getting even a full lobby for the editions after that one, I worked out a cool alternative for when we only have the one lobby (but it must consist of 7 players). Anything less than 7 and I suggest not holding it at all that weekend.>Format OverviewTournament held in 2 phases:Regular Season (Points-Based)Playoffs (Elimination Format)>STANDARD FORMAT (2 FULL LOBBIES)REGULAR SEASON2 lobbies (Lobby A & Lobby B)12 races per lobbyPoints awarded per race:1st: 10 pts2nd: 8 pts3rd: 6 pts4th: 4 pts5th: 3 pts6th: 2 pts7th: 1 ptQUALIFICATIONTop 4 from each lobby advance (8 total)Seeding Advantages:Top 2 from each lobby (A1, A2, B1, B2)> Advance directly to Playoffs3rd & 4th (A3, A4, B3, B4)> Enter Wild Card RaceWILD CARD RACE4 racers competeTop 3 advance1 racer eliminated> Final Playoff Lobby = 7 playersPLAYOFFS (ELIMINATION FORMAT)7 players totalEach race = last place is eliminatedContinue until 3 players remainFINAL RACE3 finalists competeWinner = Tournament Champion>ALTERNATIVE FORMAT (one 7 racist lobby)REGULAR SEASONSingle lobby12 racesStandard point system (same as above)>PLAYOFFSStep 1:7th place is eliminatedStep 2:1st place gets a BYE (skips first elimination race) AND gets to choose the order of the playoff racesStep 3:2nd - 6th place raceLast place is eliminatedStep 4:Remaining players + 1st seed competeContinue elimination format:Last place eliminated each race until FINAL RACE:3 finalists competeWinner = Tournament Champion
Now that we have official rules in place, Nabana suggested an interesting format which I thought was cool but wouldn't really be fitting to the main tourney, so we're also holding a BRAND NEW COMPETITION called...>Triple Crown Open lobby (any number of racists in principle, but a full lobby would be best. 5 at the minimum for legitimacy.)Standard races, no points systemFirst player to win 3 races IN A ROW is immediately crowned Triple Crown Champ>ALSOThe Triple Crown race will feature a new rule: free use/switch of characters in between races. Sane/Seija/Clown bomb galore!!!!Tho not as prestigious as the main tourney, the Triple Crown will still be an official title worth bragging about!!! Main Tourney = prestige and legacy. It's all about consistency, clutch and mental strength.Triple Crown = hype and fast-paced chaos. It's all about raw dominance and momentum.Thinking about holding this shit 2 weeks after the tourney (which is on the 1st Friday of the month). So this month's would be next weekend. Watchu think?
>What elseStreaming WILL BE BACK for the tourney. More details soon.Hopefully some of the old guard will come back too, but based on what I saw off last few threads recently there have been some new blood joining, so that's cool
>>50841630Sounds like fun.Unrelated, is picrel a good summary of the dual-lobby elimination format?
THE Van Dough is back??>>50841832Looks about right to me
>>50841630damn sounds neat>>50842115hmm, I think we might need to see his performance in a lobby to know whether it's the real deal or if it's an imposter
>>50841586>Anything less than 7 and I suggest not holding it at all that weekend.we've had issues getting a 7 player tournament together these last few months, sadly. the only reason it even happened last time was because we allowed Nabana to join shortly after it started. and I think one time before that, EagleR was only able to join because we waited a little bit for him. I wonder if would be prudent to start the tournaments slightly later if it means that everyone will for sure make it?>So this month's would be next weekend. Watchu think?I certainly wouldn't mind to have some more casual-competitive fun next weekend
>>50841832That's right!!!Basically 2 groups (at least 10 racists so they're divided evenly, ideally 2 full lobbies), top 2 of each group advance into playoffs, #3 and #4 placed in each group duke it out in a wild card race to determine who's out and bam, we have a final 7 playoff lobby.>>50842115For now!!>>50842203That's a good point you raise, so as we did in the 11th edition, kickoff time will be 9pm EST sharp. Lobby/ies will always need be open at least some 40 minutes before that. Kickoff time will kinda suck for euro frens but if it's one night a month they can manageOther minute details I forgot to go over:For the triple crown, tracks will be completely randomized. That means no set track order, unlike tourneys.SHINTEN tracks could also be fair game, but that will have to be decided the week of the event.>>50842157>hmm, I think we might need to see his performance in a lobby to know whether it's the real deal or if it's an imposterYou won't be seeing much of me but shit will get done!!!!
>For now!!>after May's tourney I will be gone
is anyone up for some racing? let me know, in the mean time i will doing something else
I'll be waiting for you in Ranked Matches on the US servers.
>>50841630Hartmann's Ass-Shaped Girl
you got lucky, there was no space on that jump
Hi youHi nabanaR
I'll be on in a while
>>50842595Life beckons!!!Also I don't know if Fester's in the house right now, but I have something really cool to show him specifically but also to all of you too tho it's non skydrift related
sup you, nabanaR, AkiDesuYo~, and EagleR
and sup Fester as well
FUCKING HELL THAT LAST CORNER WAS TIGHT LMAO
>>50842760Heyo
dammit aki, you ruined both of us...
fester... i really love/hate playing with you, because you count as an active hazard i have to plan around during the whole race
Nabana, you fucker.>>50842800Hey, that's what I'm here for!
lol Nabana, you're so mean for lurking in the back to get 2 LWs
>>50842760>Also I don't know if Fester's in the house right now, but I have something really cool to show him specificallydick pick incoming>>50842767Hi
It's my job to delete Sanae's LW
>>50842760>inb4 a pic of fester's house
>>50842848Try and take it from me bitch.
>>50841586>>50841630sweet dude, and welcome back
hmmm today i will play normal i think
>>50842848It's my job to be reamed by Sanae bombHi -=XneT=-
sup xnet (formerly ximd)
>>50842778A couple weeks ago I made a 4-day pilgrimage to Lake Suwa and all it's four taisha (grand shrines). For the sake of this adventure, I was set on getting myself either a 1.5 Suwako fumo, or a Sanny. Getting either of those was an adventure of its own, and I ended up having to go to a tiny town called Yaita one day in another prefecture altogether to eventually get myself a v1 Sanae, which I love so very much. I've talked about this adventure a bit on the fumo thread, but I wanted to share some cool pics of said adventure with you faggots because it was a very cool and meaningful experience, and I know you especially are very fond of the Moriya gang.Here's Sanny looking at the sunset over lake Suwa. I will proceed to make a mini dump of pics.
These little rubber figurines are sold at Daiso, which is funnily unexpected to see them carry any Touhou merch at all, but it's a very cool thing. Recently they released the latest versions of these, and in them there were the Moriya clan. One day, previous to even going to Suwa but after having gotten my Sanae, I was hunting again for either a Sanny, Suwacky, or at least Kanako so I could be thematically prepared for the upcoming trip. I checked the biggest Daiso in the country to no avail (they only had the previous version of these which included Reisen, Ran, etc), all the way in Chiba. So after learning I could check availability on their app (to which I had to change my location to JP on google play which was a pain in the ass for some reason), I discovered that another smaller Daiso carried this new version and it was only a couple stations away.Long story short: I get there, locate them, pick 3 of them randomly, check out, move over to the side so I open the little box and see what I got in case I had to go over and buy some more in case I didn't get any. Crack the first box open. Kanako-sama. Second box: Sanae. Third: Suwako. I took this as a sign.
>>50842889hey dude>>50842896ever since i changed the name, i have turned over a new leafi may have become more evil or virtuous, but you'll never know :Dfuck that map, i hate it
After having visited all four taisha and collected their respective goshuin, I made my way to Moriya shrine as a final stop in this pilgrimage.
And finally, the whole gang all together, as well as the ema I hung up at the shrine.
>>50842932wtf, you got actually blessed>>50842945I wonder what they think about the fictional shrine being more well known than the actual one?
cirno map may the most broken, half assed and retarded piece of shit map in the game... there is no indication of where you can't and can go
>>50842940amazing photo
>>50842998I like how every map is this game is hated by someone lol
>>50842998you can drive on the ice!
>>50842998>>50843014pwned!
lmao pwnt>>50842998idk man it seems easy to figure out, i think you just suck
gtg for a bit, but I may be back in a bit too
GGs guys!>>50842908>>50842932>>50842940>>50842945>>50842948>>50842952>>50842960Ohh, that was you in the Fumo thread. Sweeeeet! Nice to see you've had some meaningful experiences during your absence, and one I'm jealous of to boot. Nice find with the V1 Sanny, she's so precious. Make sure to give her a headpat for me. Sanae's Fumo is really special to me because she was the first one I got and I had to fight for hours to get an order in back then. Love the rubber figures too, they're so funky. Nice art on the ema too lol. Thanks for sharing!
>>50843058ggs festerHey kai
damn, missed the mushrooms but i still didnt surpass kai
Is this "Kai" the oldfag Kaiser? Or just simply a big coincidence in name and characters used?
>>50843111it's another person, dont worry about it...
>>50843111Coincidence
>>50842908>A couple weeks ago I made a 4-day pilgrimage to Lake Suwa and all it's four taisha (grand shrines).Damn son, Lake Suwa? That's some deep Touhou lore type shit>to eventually get myself a v1 Sanae, which I love so very muchSanae wife wtf I'm jealous>Here's Sanny looking at the sunset over lake SuwaBeautiful wife at the peaceful lake>>50842932>pick 3 of them randomly>Crack the first box open. Kanako-sama. Second box: Sanae. Third: Suwako. I took this as a sign.Blessed by the Moriya godsI love these figures btw the Moriya gang look like their done with the world lmao>>50842940I'd like to image your sitting with them just off camera c:
>>50843111>he doesnt knowi figured it was actually kai, i refuse to believe that mfer got good at the game quickly
>>50843111nah, they dont play the same way, or talk the same way... totally different people, now quit asking pointless questions...
nah kai actually goated unlike kaiser ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>50843111
>>50843058Lol glad to see you noticed. I wondered if any of us lurked that thread. Hope you saw the pics of Sanae and the Cirno (that I also weren't planning to get but ultimately got) in the pile of fumos at the sakura viewing party Pats given>>50843125I do sit with them and contemplate the pretty sights, of course
>>50843186for a second, I thought that was your collection in the background and was deeply impressed
>>50843123>>50843124>>50843167alright how many kaiekels did you earn from posting these
had the weirdest glitch in which I clipped slightly out of bounds and lost all control for a full second. lost me the damn race!>>50843203man that was terrible
>>50843203I don't know what your talking about. Please I need that money to feed my family.
hey that lonely japanese guy finally found a match!
>>50843203is this "kaiser" in the room with us?
there were two Kai's in the room, and my game bugged the fuck out! guys, I'm scared
i think i will now straight up sleeping it, or work on some stuff i cant nap>>50843244alright then, kaimeralds, and plus mad because you got called out heh
>>50843255that was short-lived. man, they must really hate him!
>>50843255And I was alone again...
aiming for the guy behind you is why you're always second to last!
>>50843288does kaimeralds work? they aren't a form of kairrency?>>50843312>aimingI'll have you know I did nothing of the sort.
this time I gtg for real, so bye everyone! it was a good time tonight....except for all those times nabana ruined the race. ヽ(`Д´)ノ
should we race a bit against the lonely japanese?
>>50843353sure
nevermind, he is gone i think
>>50843255>i think i will now straight up sleeping ityeahh... straight up "sleeping it"...
To begin with, he doesn't even seem to know there's a site where he can check the situation in the lobby, so it's doubtful he'll be able to join us.
>>50843405he appeared...
>>50843405I'll admit it is a bit sad(amusing)I thought it was going to be double suwakman
thats the last one for me... need to do something...
>>50843465ggs
Last race from me EagleR tonight...I must sleep...
>>50843245>>50843257would you fellas please stop putting stuff in my kaieese, its making me irrational and deluded and worst of all, makes my kaieese taste terrible>>50843332yuh huh they are, as long as it has the "kai" in its name and a authentic gold star, its one of them. but kaiekels are more valuable :^)
>>50843392This post was meant for>>50843288>i think i will now straight up sleeping ityeahh... straight up "sleeping it"...
ggsThat lonely Japanese guy never showed up, did he?
>>50843525you sicko, i was definitely not doing whatever you think i did (yes i did, the engine is broken again)
>>50842908pretty cute, i hope that one day i have time and resources to have an adventure like that... probably in the next decade
>>50843663w-what's that in the sun??!?
>>50842960every time I hear about your life I wish to pilgrimage to nippon. how did you go about learning nihongo?
>>50843681that is the sun... getting dropped on some unfortunate soul
There are so many Japanese people on the JP server... I guess I won't be able to see this again.
hi yoyo
>>50845120sup nabana(?)
>>50845152You're right. I'm pretty much the only one who uses this combo, lol.
>>50845163because that is a combo that an evil person uses, lol
lol that was a really close one
I used LW to protect you
>>50845229don't lie to me nabana-kun!
They’re not actually using Alice and Sanae just to keep outsiders from taking first place, are they? Am I overthinking this?
>>50845240someone once came here and said that JP players tended to do that. but I wish you wouldn't hit me at such a mean spot too!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
>>50845253Sorry. Next time, I'll aim for someone other than you.
>>50845269liar! and because you keep focusing on me, the rest of them have an easy time destroying us ヽ(`Д´)ノ
well now I can see why they work together, because they have no chance on their own! lmao
okay, I will leave them alone now so that can earn points in peace. but that was a lot of fun, nabana. let's do it again sometime
>>50845318ggsThe two of us really beat the crap out of them, lol
>>50843684Learned it on my own by basically gathering a bunch of resources (textbooks, anki decks, playlists, etc). Took the JLPT to test myself and passed the N3 and my current level's probably in between 2 and 1.Developing my speaking was a bitch because tfw no one to speak to back then, but moving here has taken care of that and I've progressed more in a couple months living in the country than repeating phrases out loud for two years on my own. If only I could get better at this fucking game as quickly!!!!!
>>50846088that's really inspirational. good work and ganbare!>If only I could get better at this fucking game as quickly!!!!!I can teach you, but you may have to give up something precious...
What's EagleR testing?It also seems that the guys on kissu are starting up their own race nights. But it looks like they want to keep it a small occasion. We'd probably spoil their fun if we joined
>>50846170Don't mind meI was just trying to figure out how to open the menu to change the room rulesbut then I remembered that it was a shinten only thingOops!
>>50846170Most Kissu gamenights are cross-hosted by anons who use both sites, so I don't think they'd mind. If anything, they'd appreciate it.t. one of the guys from Kissu
>>50846190Normally I would assume so, but the one who announced the game night said that he only wanted players from kissu, particularly new ones. I think if we came in with our hundreds of hours of playtime, it'd probably be no fun for either side.
And also, if they are the underdogs, wouldn't it make sense for us to watch complacently as they cultivate the strength to defeat us? We have to respect the genre
>>50846190I wanted to pop in so badly just so I could see the names of these mysterious (and dangerous) Kissu racersBy the way, wtf is a Kissu?t. EagleR (learned about /jp/ about half a year ago)
>>50846160>I can teach you, but you may have to give up something precious...W-what's that???
>>50846318Your virginity.
>>50846343That's been already given to my now wife and mother of my half-kitsune half-huma children, Ran-shama!!!!!!
>>50846789Then I'm sorry anon, but you'll never be good at this game and this old woman will never find love.
>>50846278>By the way, wtf is a Kissu?It's another imageboard, a /jp/sphere site that gained some popularity after the recent fuckups here on /jp/ with the hack and the autosage thing and whatnot.
Welcome back VD, hopefully now more people are encouraged to come back and join us at least for next month's tourney
Triple Crown this Friday night!!!Be there at 9 pm est Posting this today so your asses show up because 4chan has been acting stupid since yesterdayI don't know if you guy have ever heard about MYUKKE but he's an awesome artist and many of his tunes were featured in the 11th edition stream. I sent the guy an email asking him if it was okay to keep featuring his music in the tournament stream and he was totally cool with it, and said he might even come check it outI also asked him if he was open on doing commissions for personal use so that we could have our own very tourney intro and outro tunes, but said he wasn't doing any requests atm (plus they go for like 200 bucks which is reasonable to be fair)>>50852433I hope so too, would be awesome to see some of the oldfags come back
>>50855421You always did go above and beyond in your efforts to keep these silly little sessions going VD. Don't really get why, but I do respect it immensely....Also this Triple Crown thing's got me thinking of the nightmare scenario where we're stuck for hours on an endless loop of winners only getting two wins in a row and then getting BTFO on their third and rinsing/repeating that cycle until someone pulls the third win out their ass. Should be fun lol.
>>50857044>Also this Triple Crown thing's got me thinking of the nightmare scenario where we're stuck for hours on an endless loop of winners only getting two wins in a row and then getting BTFO on their third and rinsing/repeating that cycle until someone pulls the third win out their ass.this is the most likely scenario, so you guys better stock up on food and drink to go the distance. and maybe invest in a pee bottle
Preparing for Sanae induced hell...
I made a little something for nabana (or nabana sleep, as he called himself)! I think it'd be nice if we kickstarted the winner scribble tradition again, since it's dwindled over the months
>>50857085Very cute! Well done.I'm a lazy procrastinating motherfucker, but I SWEAR I will eventually draw all the pieces I owe our winners, regardless of they're still even around or if they'll ever see them. ...It'll just take me awhile.
>>50857085Very cute, well done!I'm a procrastinating motherfucker, but I SWEAR I'll eventually draw all the pieces I owe our winners, regardless of whether they're still around or if they'll ever see them....It'll just take me awhile.
>>50857044Thanks dawg, I think I the enjoyment I get out of running these events beats the annoyance this game causes me. Plus trying to make something cool that others with like minded interests enjoy as well is always a nice project.We're bringing the soul back to this bitch.>>50857085Hell yeah bitch, jaypiss art is so back. Most of you lazy faggots owe all of us a million drawings so get to doodling!!!!!!!!1>>50857057>>50857044Also good point you raise about this shit potentially becoming a marathon, which is also part of the appeal since it could only last 3 races or go on for 5 hours. Hence why, for legitimacy reasons, I propose the following:At least 5 racists in the lobby at all times for the duration of the eventIf no winner's been crowned within an hour of kickoff, it's perfectly fine to quit (keeping the minimum of 5 players rule for it to count)If there's 4 or less players in the lobby after the 1 hour mark, nobody wins and everyone can try again in next month's TC. This makes it winning it all the more special and rare since there can potentially be no TC champs ever lmao.Watchu think?
>>50857133>Watchu think?one hour seems a reasonable limit, and since we typically race for a lot longer than that, it shouldn't be a huge deal. the TC definitely is shaping up to be a pretty silly event, but I think it's worth a good try
>>50857104>>50857109We'll be waiting ;)
are you noobs ready to get pounded?
>>50862666hope your ass is ready, satan
I got so much booze ready for tonight it's unbelievable. Not even gonna race to win, I'm gonna race to fuck shit up for everyone.
>>50862949I didn't buy booze because I didn't wanna spend money, so you'll have to drink twice as much on my behalf!
>>50863152You got it, bitch
Looks like I have to go out and pick up a family member tonight, so I'll probably be bowing out halfway through. Hopefully I can get back quick enough to rejoin for a bit.
>>50863652>already starting with the distraction tacticsi thought we agreed that we weren't allowed to post such things while racing...
>>50863756Hey now, this isn't the usual high-class tourney we're used to. Tonight's all about MAYHEM and CHAOS, and winning by any means necessary! It's only your own fault if you let yourself, um, be distracted by.....uh...what were we talking about again??
Starting in about 40!!!!!Lobby up in about 10!!!!!!!!>Lobby/jp/ Triple Crown>PasstripleclownAlthough I have no patience to race for hours upon hours unless it's tourney time, I will force myself to race at least for 1 hour tonight (the minimum length for it to count)
>>50855421sounds interesting, looking forward to this>>50857109it is the year 2420 and technology has advanced quite far, so advanced we got machines to auto fap for us, yet despite this significant advancement nobody can draw for jack>>50862666who the heck does bro think he is !!!!!
Lobby's UP!!!!!!!!US serverPass + lobby: >>50863781Remember da rules: >Triple CrownOpen lobby (any number of racists in principle, but a full lobby would be best. 5 at the minimum for legitimacy.)Standard races, no points systemFirst player to win 3 races IN A ROW is immediately crowned Triple Crown Champ>ALSOThe Triple Crown race will feature a new rule: free use/switch of characters in between races. At least 5 racists in the lobby at all times for the duration of the eventIf no winner's been crowned within an hour of kickoff, it's perfectly fine to quit (keeping the minimum of 5 players rule for it to count)If there's 4 or less players in the lobby after the 1 hour mark, nobody wins and everyone can try again in next month's TC. This makes it winning it all the more special and rare since there can potentially be no TC champs ever lmao.Starting in 15 sharp!!!
>>50857085>I made a little something for nabanaHoly based and cute
>>50863836fuuuuck wait for mee!!!!
>>50863849okay I'm here.hi guys :)
>>50857085amazingwhat the, why is orin sharting out flames, i think there may be something wrong with this cat
>>50863861she's supposed to be going fast but I forgot to draw speedlines, lol
>>50863836i will be there soon, just have to deal with a little thing...
>>50863863kek, we can still tell, wanted to poke fun at that
Fucking hell I hadn't touched this game since January 30th!!Let's see what's whatAlso new technicality:People can go in and out of the lobby as long as there's always a minimum of 5 racists for this to be officialThat means that we could race for an hour and people leave and someone new comes in and wins 3 in a row and they win this shit (again, as long as the TC lobby still consist of a minimum of 5)Also I'll be announcing piss and snack breaks here. The first one will be after the 6th race.>>50863865We wait a bit longer for this guy to join, if he's not here in 10 we ball
>>50863878Hatate, your photoshop is good but it doesn't work on anyone who's seen you irl...
hmmmm today i shall suffer the consequences from overeating earlier, this should be fun
GentlemenI've fiddled with my points spreadsheet and made it a bit less laggy...>Standard races, no points systemOh nevermind lmaoBut if you wanna keep track of the races feel free to take a lookhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GaLbr_wg5f4Iuqpqi1oXfz2uEnRzCeRwixC8kAwRBJE/edit?usp=sharingAlsoHi Van DoughHi AkiDesuYo~Hi -=XneT=-Hi FesterHi yoyo
>>50863891sup my nigga eagleR
>>50863814you will see who i am soon enough...
>>50863896Yo!How's it hanging?
>>50863891Yo waddup dudeI told you faggots that if you wanted to know the specifics of what I use and how I use them (incluiding prompts) to the AI you should let me know and nobody has said shit!!!! I suggest anyone who's interested in taking up the role of host let me know to iron the specifics outOh shit it's my nigger Kaiser!!!!!!!Hello man!!!Ok gentlemen we ball!!!!!!The 1st edition of the Triple Crown starts now!!!!!!!!
>>50863902eh not so good, but that's what my skydrift bros are for!
>>50863901hmmmmm you dont look like reimu to me sire, what a liar !!!!
nice way to start off, right?
Fuck, you see why I hate this faggot ass gameYou dominate for 2 laps and suddenly the crab bucket pulls you in and whoever ends up winning is totally random I hate this shit so much!!!!!!>REMEMBERYou are FREE to change up characters as many times as you want!!!!
>>50863924Goddamn, cheongsam fucking kill me.
>>50863932lel, it's like this guy never left
>>50863932you gotta bring some invincibility, some cradles, and/or a good LW into the third lap bro
LOL that was the first time I ever got stuck on the ceiling of the tunnel... don't try to go up there to dodge the nuke
I did a little fuckup there and quit the lobby for a sec lmaoWhoever's host give it about a minute in between races for people to shitpostAnd remember that after 6 races we take a 5 minute piss break!!!!
i still hate sanae so much... fucking BITCH!
sorry Fester but I couldn't resist tagging you. you've probably done something to deserve it at some point, right?
>>50863914Here was the prompt I used for the last tournamentToday I am running a tournament for a videogame called Gensou SkyDrift. After each race, the various players will gain points based on their placing within the race. Getting higher places awards more points as so: 1st place – 10 points 2nd – 8 points 3rd – 6 points 4th – 4 points 5th – 3 points I want you to keep track of the number of races and the number of points that each player has accumulated so far. After I give you the placings of the latest race, you will display a table of the players ordered by their overall points from highest to lowest. The header of the table should be "/jp/ SkyDrift Tournament XII - Round _", with the blank space being replaced by the number of the race. There will be twelve races total, so feel free to provide some commentary on how the players are doing. Are you ready?We aren't going to mention the time I tried to do it by hand...
guys, you're gonna have to kill me... I'm ready to go down fighting!
>>50863967That's way too long dudeLater on maybe tomorrow I'll give you the prompt I use Also holy shit you niggers still love literally gifting yoyo wins lmao!!!
>>50863902i just realized dai would be a good contender to wear a specific blue maid outfit with giant ass bells, splendid
>>50863966...Yeah, probably lol
KAI YOU FUCKING NIGGER RAAAAH
gahhhh I was so close. and dude, this cream soda mountain dew is fucking DISGUSTINGI'm returning this shit posthaste
>>50863993Cry moar
>>50863991are you talking to me? thats not my name you know...
Clappy is really heavy also dang Suika can turn really well.
Piss and shit and snack break!!!!See you all back in 10!!! Around 10pm est
>>50863999heavy you say? where?
>>50863997oh okay, anonser you must forgive my rudeness, i forogor you're no longer named kai but that faggot named kaiser
Fuck, duty calls. BRB, unless I'm not, in which case GG's!
>>50864006Whoops wrong pic lmaoThis is race 1
>>50864010Race 2
>>50864008nooo you BITCH get back in here, you're part of my strategy!!
>>50864013Race 3
>>50864010we don't really need to count up the wins, we just need to know when someone gets three in a row
>>50864017Race 4
>>50864022Race 5
>>50864002oppaipiecethough seriously, I took that ramp and... plop
>>50864028sorry, that must have been all the seed I left inside her
>>50864026Race 6
Kaiser and Fester get your asses back here
No nabana tonight?
>>50864034Fester had to go pick someone up or something, see >>50863652
no kai tonight?
Observe as Kaiser disappears and Kai joins>>50864038He might've been scared off by our full lobby.
WHoever's hosting, spin that shit!!!
VD, go over to nabana's side of the bed and wake him up
>>50864044the spinner may be clueless
who's the host now, eagler, aki, xnet, or kaiser?
I'm here, but is it okay for me to join?
>>50864020>we don't really need to count up the wins, we just need to know when someone gets three in a rowRoger I'll report back when I see itAlso Hi KaiserI forgot to say Hi to you>>50863981>i just realized dai would be a good contender to wear a specific blue maid outfit with giant ass bells, splendidReal shit
It is not Aki>>50864048Yes this tournament is designed for people coming in and out
>>50864048yes. this tournament is a silly one
Also put it in Random, TC racing is pure wasteland racing>>50864045I'm amazed how you're able to type when you're always jacking fester off yoyo!!!!
>>50864056jerking off while driving is irresponsible so I'd never do that. thanks for waking him, though
>>50864052hi and hi to you too VD, forgot to say it... and any idea who this kay guy is?
Race 7
Hi Nabana zzz
>>50864061Henlo>>50864057Congrats on coming out!!!!!
>tfw no yoyo x fester and nabana x vd yaoi doujinshi everwhy even live
>>50864061we killed this kay guy off long dude, the replacement for that fella is kaiser
>>50864073Winner of this tournament has to draw it!
man, futo is hot ass. and not the sexy kind
Crazy ass victory kek!!!!!!!! Based Marisa>>50864073Faaaaag this is a sintoist lobby
okay we can't let nabana tryhard this to completion. all guns fire upon that man!
Fuck dude thought we were having a piss break after 6 races. Who won?
>>50864073thank god there isnt any consideration of making yaoi of me with anyone, phewdamn that bastard, van nigga got lucky i couldnt hit him because of the defense spells he got
good job private Aki!also, don't start the race until VD can rejoin
>>50864073>shipping raciststhe absolute state...
>>50864079>>50864097Ngl this suggestion sounds based and funny as shit
>>50864094Git gud yoyigga>>50864096Thanks, brb gimme 5, making myself another drink
>>50864093our host is a little too eager lol. AkiDesuYo~ won that one, now get back in!>>50864094I think Kai x XneT would be appropriately dirty...
>>50864096Your post loaded after I clicked it. Will wait this time.>>50864106Imagine not keeping your hooch right by your bed. You are not rocking the alcoholic lifestyle baka.
Racing after winning first place two times in a row is seriously the worst. I got treated like absolute crap.
>>50864106wrong guy you dummy>>50864107if its me raping kai, oh yeah sure why not :Dif its not that then i should kill you i think
>>50864112That's the rule of this tournament!
>>50864113Reverse it lol
>>50864093>Who won?No one so farA few people have gotten close tho Nabana zzz, yoyo, and Kaiser [\spoiler]
>>50864113I mean, based on racing performance, I think I know who's dominating who
>>50864122nuh uh, no way i would lose that easily to kai, fine if its gonna be a rape war, so be it
>fester x yoyo>VD x nabana>ximd x KaiWho else am I missing? Is this currently the gayest thread in 4chan?
which is gayer boy cosplayer threads or racism?
>>50864131there's nothing gay about racing! all we do is get sweaty trying to see who finishes first, you know?
Back!!!!Let it rip bro, a few more races and I'm gone>>50864135We're all racists here doing racism on gensou skydrift
>>50864128alright buddy hope kai can enjoy trying to open my ass, its glued shut (rape proof)>>50864135i think the former, im pretty sure its that actually but idk bro
A homeboy can't be gone less than an hour without you guys going and yaoishipping him behind his back...?
>miss one race>now you are part of a underground racist yaoi eroge shipping tournamentholy shit
with the pattern we've been seeing, I'm not sure that winning is actually possible for any one of us. which I guess it will make it more special if it ever does happen>>50864147you better come back and win, or else someone's gonna draw us fucking...
wtf, Nabana's embodying the Fester soul!
>>50864137This is trueWe're all topping each other trying hard to finish first, nothing gay about that
I WASNT EVEN WINNING VAN? WTF WAS THAT FOR?
>>50864147we need you back dude, we're going insane in your absent (we may have to split the lobby in half if you want to join back, i think we can do that)
>>50864161>>50864179My body isn't even cold yet, I can still fight...No need to replace me...But for real though, no need for allat. I can just idle by until someone decides they've had enough, no biggie.
>>50864179How does that work with the format?
>>50864168Sumimasen but I seriously dunno what you're referring toThis game is such fucking random bullshit, no skill involved at all, pure luck I swear to fucking god
shut him down!
>>50864197How
so close...
>>50864187oh right that, uh i havent thought it that far :^)no we should focus on nabana instead I HATE YOU
you can take that shortcut on Mari-Circuit 1 if you approach it at a very direct angle and do a switch before you leave the platform. you have to hold down to "elevator" right after the first switch, wait a quarter second to start gaining height, and then do a second switch to gain the boost necessary to get over the little fence. you might get stuck on it if you aren't quite there sadly... and of course, using a cradle, fan, or even a raiment will be enough to make the jump trivial
we almost lose because sanae tards can't control their savage impulses!
playing Fester mode is pretty hard but the sheer handling and aerial mobility is pretty primo
>>50864215The Suwako upskirts don't hurt either, eh?Hehehehe....
>>50864217you know it!okay Fester I hand my spot to you! we kept your ladies warmed up while you were gone, heh~
>>50864215>>50864217>>50864221yoyo and fester try not to be raging faggots challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
fucking sanae fags just drop it randomly...>"huh?! its loaded? bombs away!"FUCK YOU!
>>50864227if you wanna make it canon you better win and draw it, loser!!
>>50864231point FUCKING proven...
>>50864227Oh, hush up you closet case.
>>50864215>>50864217>>50864221This and yoyo using Fester's usual characters is the gayest interaction I've seen in these threads and you two have had plenty
>>50864238less han .2 seconds and the tourney would be over...
>>50864243Wdym?
double alice LW is so dirty...
>>50864242if we don't give VD something to whack off to, he'll get bored and leave again. I'm just doing my duty to /jp/ skydrift, sir!
>>50864243hmmmm today i will play this game for eternity
>>50864248If nabana was that little bit faster that would be 3 in a row
>>50864248Nabana was close to winning 3 in a row
don't think i will forget that... you know what you did
Gimme 5!!!I need to take a piss and a plan to stop Nabana>>50864252The magic of the triple crown!!!!>>50864250Why are you so obsessed yayoi I mean, yoyo lmao
>>50864250that sort of makes it gayer being gay to give a dude something to whack off to...Piss break until xx:50
You guys bitch and moan about my Sanabombs, but the real fucking vile scum of the Earth is Alice's bitchass. I SWEAR she will suffer the consequences with her bitchhole...
Piss break until X:50
I'm going to crush everyone in the next match. No one can beat Double Alice.
>>50864273Sanae/Seija time...........
Haha imagine if we all played Seija and Sanae haha as a joke haha
>>50864278you're a real dick wwwwwwwwww
Please use Seija to delete Sanae's LW for me!
>>50864278Yeah haha imagine we all teamed up on the one guy posed to win it haha jk jk haha... unless??
>>50864271true, her LW is annoying>>50864278aye aye sire
sanae fags are like animals, attacking out of instinct, not knowing what is going on in the top... just lashing out on whoever may be on their sight
>>50864271sounds like a dodging issue desu desu sempai
Where the skibiddi is Eagler? Get your ass back in here faggot!!!!
Put in in random and hit it!!!!!
>>50864278Wtf Im gone for 5 minutes and everyone became Snae gay
oh god this plays absolutely horrible, we should kill the guy who thought of this with hammers
you retards need to put in the work too, i can't keep barely saving you from nabana, at one point i will slip... and it will be over
Is Van Dough?
That's it for meThank you all for coming to the 1st edition of the triple crown!!!!!Make sure to post here if anyone wins itAlso it was really fun to join you guys after a long hiatus, I really appreciate all of you, even the gay ones. But for real, I truly appreciate you all and the fun times we have. I'm off to play Mystia's Izakaya and get drunk!!!! Have fun
>>50864316it's always fun to give you a good racin. see you later bro!
>>50864316oh frick i still need to finish that game, i cant remember why i suddenly stopped playing since i was enjoying the game
>>50864330This is race 29>>50864329This is race 31My pic is race 30Im getting sleepy my bad
this is never going to end...
>>50864347Imagine if we tried this as a proper tournament wwww
this may be my last one, i an starting to feel tired...
>>50864347honestly who could have foreseen this
feels like a good place to leave it, as no one was actually about to win
Gomenne mina, I can't hold out any longer. The sleepiness is overtaking me. I must collapse....GGs, please take it easy.>>50864357I did: >>50857044It seems to be just like I predicted...
Uh... so we hit 4 so...That is it I guess. wwwwwwwWe can keep racing but tourney is off.
Let’s hope someone emerges next month who can win this crazy tournament.
>>50864354Wdym? This is an official competition, it might be silly but it's official nonetheless. It's like this is a Masters 1000 to the Tournament which is our Grand Slam
>>50864372I meant instead of our usual tournamentimagine we explain these rule pre like I dunno 14th tournament everyone gets fired up and we race, and we race, and we race, and we race, and we race, and we race, and we race
>>50864377Oh yeah lmao if that were the case no way we would get more than 4 players after like 2 editions lol.
>>50864364vtseergestremr festerteh joke in question was pertaining to your postsince i explained it, your body will likely never be found in some random well i fear, sorry man but it has to happen now
Last race from me
One more actually
pwning two people and ending it first place seems like a good way to get off :DGGs i will be sleeping now
>>50864403>>50864404ggs Eagle and Xnet
>>50864404ShutAAUP -=XneT=-And go get scratched on by your wife WHO STINKShttps://litter.catbox.moe/rcbwfhfexfanqoej.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/wdb3oi4is4q9o1iu.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/oooitf035yy3bvwi.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/x8zcdmzbl2f876a2.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/7vfxi35p9ks9qcea.mp4>>50864407GGs AkiDesuYo~See you soon <3
>>50864473Forgot the pic of your smelly cat wife -=XneT=-
>>50864407>>50864488>xnetBruh he's ximd
>>50864473I firmly believe that hitting someone right over a gap is bad for your soul
>>50864507that's just a conspiracy theory
hi fester
>>50865422Hey.Nice early-morning racing.
GGs! Things get really hectic when there's a lotta high-level players.https://litter.catbox.moe/wzkdhr501ew1o3au.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/ghv22sqi29sv5ok5.mp4
>First clip I never knew that you could bonk your head on that hallway in Old Capital lmaoNice dodge squeezing between the pillars also on Old CapitalAnd so many last minute Last Words happening in both clips (also at first I thought the Suwako Rain was yours and I was like "Holy shit, new Fester meta" but then I realized there was another Suwako in the room :p
>>50865471Forgot to quote reply. OopsMy post is above this one
>>50864473>first clipi didnt think the spiritual strike would hit you and aki to my sides, guess i got lucky>fourth cliplmao ownt>>50864488false information, my smelly cat wife wouldnt do such a thing!>>50864507dunno what you're waffling about buddy, that ximd fella never existed>>50864546good for your soul actually (and entertaining)>>50865471looks intense
Hey can anyone join the lobby "test /jp/" I am about to try somethingthe password is moriya
>>50866702Alright I fixed the error with spectator matches not ending. I switched to my purchased copy
hey guysstraight up skydrifting it rn
Hey EagleHey nabanaHey FesterHey XneT
that round was messed up dude
Ximd, you're a sneaky little underhanded kitten, aint'cha?
>>50866739i do not know whos this ximd fella you're speaking of, but i bet hes a great guy
>>50866730Hi AkiDesuYo~>>50866724>straight up skydrifting it rndamn can i watch?>>50866707Congrats on the burchase
Dang, I feel the meta evolving in real time.I see you guys are taking new shortcuts.
>>50866750>Xnet>nabana.zipI don't like this new technological age of Skydrift naming conventions. What's next, Yoyo.jpeg? Fester.exe?Spooky.
>>50866754sorry pal you cant watch, only the Xnetizens can watch it>>50866758Ximd name was so good that i get to have my own network, yippee!!eagleR im gonna get you back nigga, that was dirty
>>50866758Eagle.rar Usually they screech
>>50866774>eagleR im gonna get you back nigga, that was dirtywhaaaat? me playin diiirrty? i could never duude
I saw you stop to let me pass and then amulet me XneT...
Ximd must be stopped.We're euthanizing that pussy.
>>50866786eagleSeed, yeah thats your new name from now on until i beat you to my satisfaction>>50866788nuh uh i did no such thing
>>50866794im afraid to say you wont be achieving your goal
lol consider that as payback for the master spark
>>50866795Chinese text on image translates to:Come hit me if you have the balls to
>>50866809can't even argue with that
>>50866818yeah i think i can hit you with my THREE balls, not just TWO balls
>>50866795>eagleSeed
>>50866833eagleroastmmmm tasty i thinkdamn it i should've kept moving, i would've won for sure
GGs bros!Good races today. G'night!
>>50866851ggs Fester
>>50866825>yeah i think i can hit you with my THREE balls, not just TWO ballsDamn wtf how big are are your balls broAre you a Tanuki or somethin?
>>50866851the night fester...the night...>>50866875yeah my balls are that big, missing the third one but yeah, life is pretty hard to carry thempiss break
-=XneT officially blown to smithereens on Outside World lmao
-=XneT=- offically hauled ass on Youkai Mt wtf
Nice timing with the elixir nabana, I just threw an amulet.
>>50866911lol, lmaothat was an awful but funny sight to see eagle and nabana fall not once but twice
>>50866919or wait nabana was the one that fell twice in the gap, still amusing to see lol
wtf !!! that was brutal :(
-=XneT=-
>>50866949sorry pal but i cant, im too goated to kill myself, you're gonna have to do the work
damn my plans to ruin someones run on that round is foiled...
>>50866842>eagleroast>mmmm tasty i thinkI knew it!This poster is secretly YUYUKO
>>50866785>Eagle.rarOkaythis one is actually kinda epicImma borrow this one for next tourneyAlso I think RemiSuwa is my new tryhard combo
>>50866968uh shhhhhh, dont expose my secret like thati do feel hungry though so i might have to get off soon>>50866979ah, eagle.epic i think
Alright last three races gentsI gotta go to bed
>>50867000mmmmm i will make those last three rounds hellish perhaps
-=XneT=-more likeX-NEET
>>50867005i think i would feel much better if i was a neet, though not working after a while makes me feel like a slum
who tf names their lobby beavus, should we join them niggas perhaps
>>50867004AHH FUCKOkay guys, my asshole can only take so much punishment from XneT's deep dicking destructionIm going to bed before I become the next perma-gaping fucktoy
ggsXnetT and eagleR are friends with benefits.
damn i thought i could go out of bounds on that map for a second, seems like you could
>>50867018true you would not survive so as long you possess the child bearing hips, aki is nextnvm wtf, this mfer is somehow beating me HEEEELP
>>50867046Did you think I wouldn't learn? Now it is your turn.
>>50867052STOP IT you were supposed to be literate to learn RAAAAH
oh man im not getting any offense spells as i used to, aki rigged my game while i was away for a minute huh
>>50867066i was getting all boosts toocan't fight with those
>>50867069seems like i cant pass you either with those, damn, i think you're cheating :D>>50867063illiterate*
alright im gonna call it a night now, need to eat and then sleep perhapsGG aki, you starting to get good at the game now, guess that means i need to switch up to screw you and the others efficiently
>>50867084ggs I enjoy the trolling/counter trolling
>>50867085enjoy it while you can, soon you wont be able to counter my attacks anymore that is if i actually take the time to figure all that out but im too lazy
Wow I opened a lobby and sat there for about 10 minutes and no one joined. Fuck you.
>>50867103Sorry I just got off. I wasn't looking at the lobby tracker.
>>50867103nigga its 1 AM, go to sleep
>>50867114>>50867118Fuck you
>>50867120no can do, aki already fucked me (badly at that too)maybe come next week on time and then you can fuck me
>>50867120If you are going to complain that no one joined your lobby, you should post that you made a lobby in the thread.I don't know what I don't know.
>>50867130>>50867139I see many others posting that they're racing when they didn't post that they would be racing beforehand in this very thread even. Fuck you.
>>50867155Fine, I made a lobby. I can race for maybe 30 minutes.
>>50867155>>50867161US serverlobbyname: no uthere isn't a password
>>50867161>>50867165do not interface this retard nyo, i dont think this is one of our guys nyodont extend this meaningless interaction nyo
>>50867170>not one of our guys? dont interact with ths retard lol>wtf why aren't new 1people joining anymore :(Make it make sense senpai
>>50867170don't be dumb. we always accept a challenger around these parts! but if someone is dumb enough to open a stealth lobby past midnight and get mad when no one joins within 10 mins, that's on him lol
>>50870179anon-kun, you must understand; when you make a lobby and cant be bothered to announce it and get all pissy when no one joins, of course im not gonna deal with that attitudehad if he said something about making a lobby, there wouldnt be any problems in the first place (someone made a lobby anyway and it seems like the guy never joined)>>50870317>don't be dumbbut being dumb is my specialty nyo
in all seriousness it's good to include new people, so I will explainwe always meet on fridays, at 9pm est. we also frequently meet on saturdays at the same time (give or take an hour or two), but it's not a guarantee, and it's not really scheduled. you can see if anyone's current racing by checking this site: https://vanillalobbies.shinten.moe/, which updates in real time.feel free to join us on fridays if you're able to play then. we usually have an open spot or two
Hey fellas, if anyone reads this here's an important announcement: May's tourney will be PUSHED to May 8th (instead of May 1st). This is to ensure Jacuquasa can join us by then. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER>>50875041Cool heads up, we're always welcoming of new racists
>>50875892duly noted
>>50875892Alrighty. The more the merrier. And it's nice having a replay of the tourney too.
>>50875892sweet, great to have him back too>>50867170>>50870365oops, it just occurred to me i worded this weirdly, to clarify: im not shunning any new racists that has a interest in joining us, i just hope the next guy doesn't act like the other guy that got unreasonably angry
idk if everyone else is busy or what, but I'll be hanging out in ranked
>>50885658Give me a second my computer is being slow.
sup EagleR
>>50885665Hi yoyoHi Nabana.raw
>>50885658i'll be there in a minute
man, it always feels great to get the mega-jump at the end.sup Nabana.raw and AkiDesuYo~I like the idea of being a digital file, so I'll steal it!
nabana if you're gonna be a fag and bag THAT hard... there will be consequences!
Sup folksYeah I was caught up on bullshit and I'm drinking right now!!!!!! But I will make a proper thread for tonight so make sure to post thereIf you haven't, check this important shit out too: >>50875892>>50885687>I like the idea of being a digital fileWhat the fuck does this even mean
Hi AkiDesuYo~Hi -=XneT-0I've come to the conclusion that I must play characters with high SPELL before a Koishi or Nue deletes my meter with their last word
>>50885700Nue? you got the wrong gal, pal
>>50885700hellono way he messed up my name, eagle is gonna randomly disappear soon
RIP AkiDesuYo~The game decided that they touched a wall with Cirno Ice block as they went off the final ramp on UnderWorld Depths>>50885712Shit your rightIt's Nue's girlfriend, Seija
>>50885724>It's Nue's girlfriend, Seijaforgot pic
fuuuuggg i could've won that if i didnt fell i think
>>50885719>no way he messed up my name, eagle is gonna randomly disappear soonThat damn pussy cat's gonna kill me and carry me away >:(
Why are none of you fucks in the other thread lmao go post there Let this bitch die and keep the other bumped to gain visibility
>>50885757you didn't link it so I thought you hadn't made it yet
>>>50885720>Why are none of you fucks in the other thread lmao go post there Oh shit new bread
i am finally back from my vacation and i can play for a bit
>>50885753you should consider it as a honor buddy>>50885757oh what the i didnt there was one
