>>50888483Idk probably Kosuzu because she's underage.
>>50888483Reimu because shes a shrine maiden and getting drunk wouldnt be very responsible.
2hus won't become rowdy or irresponsible with you if they had a drink or two. Let them live!
>>50888483If you give her alcohol, she'll start seeking you out hoping for more.
>>50889736Brother, if Suika comes up to you, says: "gimme sum of dat booze!", and spanks you, what are you gonna do to NOT give it to her.
>>50889736Nah.I'd outdrink and violently rape this little ogre.No doubt.
>>50890125[Anon was subsequently milked by a drunken Shuuten-douji for three straight days]
>>50888483rumia for obvious reasons
>>50889736oni feet
>>50888483All 2hus, coincidentally, most of them already drink alcohol.
>>50890348>coincidentallyI mean Touhou was though of by an alcoholic so what would you expect?
>>50888483This creature should never drink
>>50888590If that's true then how come she's bearing my children?
>>50891298that's also a decent reason to not drink alcohol
>>50888483I don't know about getting them drunk but you should never go bar hopping with Mokou. She can handle anything, you CAN'T!
>>50894901Yeah, but think about her walking your near comatose ass home, seeing how hopeless you are, deciding to stay the night and watch over you...
>>50894915Then she whips out her penis (it's bigger, longer, fatter)
>>50894915That's cute.
>>50894915Desperately need this right now
>>50894920fag misery identified
>>50894915You don't want that. You'll wake up with a naked hobo women next to youDo you really want that
>>50895168>nakedUh ? Was it too hot outside ?
>>50894961I'm straight though.
>>50895168Yeah I mean who would want a smelly stinky musty homeless woman next to them! They'd much rather have like idunno a moon princess!
>>50888483-Any of the stupid ones are too easy of a pick, so Satori. Practically having two Koishis running around for a while would probably cause quite a bit of trouble.:>>50889826Hey wait a second what was that third part?
>>50900837Is Chen suicidal?
>>50891307Which artist is this?
>>50900208I wanna experience Satorin without her inhibitions!
This thing.
you should give alcohol to all of them, especially the weak one
>>50910440Marisa feigning being passed out drunk in the hope the ojisan molests her getting carried to bed and tucked in
>>50888483Impairing Okuu's inhibitions sounds like fast track to a cracked pelvis
>>50910531>MarisaIsn't that parsee?
>>50911115I thought it was fanart of Marisa's Lotus Eaters disguise.
>>50888483Any yook physically stronger than youread: All of them
>>50920916The less you fight, the more she bite
>>50888483Give the wolf drink and you will see many claw marks in your future
>>50888483The Hags
>>50930240I can take both of them at once
>>50930411Sure you can take two women at once, but Yukari gets Ran to tag in to help, then Youmu comes for sloppy seconds, and Chen wants to know what the commotion is, and for no reason there's Marisa getting followed by Reimu, and and and...
>>50930240>RUNsurely you jest
>>50931554RUNning right into their arms!
>>50930428There people need some self respect. Imagine going for Yukari's sloppy seconds...
>>50931598My man right here.
Giving parsee alcohol of any kind would end with her smacking the tits of all the other youkai that mog her out of sheer envy from their oppai