Nonstop flight to Gensokyo. Where do you sit?Please note the terribly crowded aisle and crazy people in the back.
>>50898246Whoever is fine with me sitting on their laps. Otherwise, I'll go 8 and flirt with Heca
5 for no reason in particular...
Se7en
>>508982461Nemuno probably stinks, but the same is true of at least one neighbour to every seat besides Junko, who's just psychotic
>>508982468 so I can sniff Hecatia while she is sleeping, but if either she or Cunnypiece expresses any sort of dissatisfaction, I am standing, I am scared of pretty women, that's it. I am not taking another seat because they all suck, 2 was good because of Byakuren, but Nazrin is next to her, and she is a big no no.
7
>>50898246Nemuno is nice and I think I'd like to sit by her in seat one.Seat I'd like to avoid the most is seat three. All Megumu would try to do is harass you and give you weird tengu and human marriage statistics and how happy you'd be with a tengu girl like her
>>508982467 and touch fluffy tail the entire flight time.
>>50898246I will take a seat next to my oni wife in 4. Having a drink with her will surely distract me from how much I dislike air travel.
>>508982461. Older woman easily annoyed by any intrusions in her personal space. Will treat you like a child. 2. Will be preached at the entire fight for tenets you don't believe in and they don't follow.3. Will get scammed, molested, and have it all released on SNS.4. Will be forced to drink until you pass out, then raped.5. Nice lady, if a bit prone to being overly theatrical.6. Unmistakable old lady stank.7. Kusogaki and her enabling mom. Doesn't bathe.8. Overeager child and her mom who thinks she's younger than she actually is. Will lean on you to talk to each other the entire ride, no regard for personal space (breasts will touch occasionally). May end up being sent to hell if you say the wrong thing to them.Choose wisely, anons.
>>50898675>May end up being sent to hell if you say the wrong thing to them.May also end up going to hell with them if you say the right thing, too.
I really want to sit next to Nemuno.
>>50898246By Youmu's side
>>50898675mentioning that the knife hag will treat you like a child but making no such point for the woman who will definitely make you into her surrogate son whether you want to be or not? huh?
>>50898798That's baseless fandom nonsense.Junko just wants to kill Chang'e, and outside of that, she's a pretty pleasant and reasonable person with a decent sense of humor.
>>508982465 obviously. I love me mum
>>50898246My last digit of course.Second to last if it is a 0 or 9.I am sure Fate will be kind to me.
Of course I'd sit next to my literal perfection of a wife Ran-sama while we take care of Chen as she's adorably amazed by the views up high in the sky
>>50898246The hags chose the center seats so that they could grope people as they pass by.
>>50898321Nazrin is a mouse.
>>50898246Way too easy honestly. Junko is gonna be absolutely fine to sit next to provided you don’t intentionally antagonise her by bringing her son and Chang’e. Can we have a lunatic version of this flight instead?
>>508982464, drink and get emotional and introduce the onis to Built To Spillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7ysRps-iYA
>>508982465 because Junko is canonically a pleasant person without any malice (unless you're a Lunarian) in comparison to everybody else. If communication fails then I can just stare out the window.7 is a close contender but Chen is a problem. Whether Ran is the warm friendly type or cold doesn't-talk-to-strangers type, if you do something wrong to Chen accidentally or intentionally then you're getting instant skydiving without a parachute. Same applies to 8 with Clownpiece, though you'll be driven insane if that torch is still in her hand throughout the flight.
>>50900346The seat between Megumu and Tsukasa should be alright. They are both civilized enough.
>>50900375You can also kick Suika and Yuugi's chairs the whole flight and frame sex fox and the gumu to make it really fun when you all get off the plane.
>>508986753 or 4. I like Junko but I'm on love with Eirin sama so it will come out. Hmm would Junko rape correct me though?
Who would be on the no-fly list?
8 so clownsex can lean over and give me the most radical blowjob ever while Hecca can only look in awe and fear as her pure virgin eyes are tainted with the power of this raw sexual act
>>50898246Why isn't Junko sitting with Hecatia and Clappy?
>>50902650It probably takes a lot of energy to be around them so maybe she just wants to relax a bit
>>50902551sextatia can get it next when I fuck her pits and apply clownspitcum as deoderant
>>508982462. Talk Nazrin into finding seven different shits in Gensokyo for me.
>>50900375>They are both civilized enough.Unfortunately that's all the good they have going for them. Everything else are red flags.Megumu might be tolerable if one can restrain himself from looking at those big bird boobas, but Tsukasa will harass you nonstop (physically, sexually, bullying, not allowing you rest...etc.).>>50900378I would sit there only to do exactly this. The oni have unfinished business with them as well.
>>50903814>Megumu might be tolerable if one can restrain himself from looking at those big bird boobas, but Tsukasa will harass you nonstop. They wouldn't do that for no reason. They are schemers with ambition. Maybe they'd do it if there were no consequences and it brought them satisfaction, but a plane is a relatively public place and it'd tarnish their reputation and inconvenience everyone else.
>>50903965tengu grooms an unsupervised shota yet again
>>50898246Is Ran somehow sitting in the chair or are her tails just taking up the whole goddamn aisle?
>>50904259kys shotacuck
>>50903965So you're saying I can stare at their booba all I want.
>>50904270The latter.
>>508982467I need fuwa fuwa in my life
>>508986751 and sleep the entire flight.
