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>>50933361 (#4246)
>>50925867 (#4245)
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bitch ahh nigga
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bitch *refreshment ahh* nigga
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>>50941517
waiting for the css for this
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Why are you learning Japanese?
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woudl use that as my stylesheet as well.
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dont need to learn japanese. we have perfect localizations now.
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>>50941618
This has to be ai. No way there are real chad Japanese like the Jojo and Bobobo.
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>>50941627
>this has to be ai
o rly?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJaV92DXN0s
so epic
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>>50941631
but is the animation fluid
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ok want to clarify on something i said earlier. when i said that she has to have big titties this doesn’t mean she can not have a phat ass. the PHAT ass is actually the most important part, but also huge tits would be great
thank u for ur attention on this matter
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>>50941728
https://vocaroo.com/1fTfx0O2S6Ic
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>>50941729
dam right
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>>50941857
and they're all completely indistinguishable at small size.
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Oh yeah, I win lol
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>>50941296
>How Not to Summon a Demon Lord
cringe trash, I gave up on it
>Tsukimichi: Moonlit Fantasy
I love this one, currently reading the books
also tried the rest of your recs except the smartphone one and didn't like any
mostly want something like tsukimichi (an op mc that is not boring and slight romance)
yeah, guessing there's no such thing :(
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>>50941857
i'll take the mesuikiten
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>>50942072
A few you still might genuinely like though:

The Eminence in Shadow — closest match in energy. Cid is technically a chuuni idiot, but he’s so committed to the bit that it loops back around into being charismatic. Similar “MC accidentally becomes mythological figure” vibe. Romance is lighter than Tsukimichi though.
Failure Frame — revenge-focused and darker, but the MC has the same “ostracized by goddess/system” angle as Makoto. More edgy, less comfy. Reddit comparisons to Tsukimichi happen constantly.
So I'm a Spider, So What? — not male MC, but honestly one of the only modern isekai that keeps the “constant momentum + clever power progression” feeling alive. Tons of people in Tsukimichi communities recommend it.
The Genius Prince's Guide to Raising a Nation Out of Debt — not isekai, but scratches the “competent ruler with dry humor and female chemistry” itch better than most actual isekai.
Seirei Gensouki: Spirit Chronicles — this one is divisive, but if you specifically want “slight romance + OP guy who isn’t braindead,” it’s closer than most. Some Tsukimichi LN readers overlap with it.
The Unwanted Undead Adventurer — not isekai, almost no harem, but surprisingly similar “quietly inhuman MC navigating society” atmosphere.

And honestly? You may just prefer the light novel tier of fantasy over anime adaptations now. Tsukimichi’s novels are substantially better than the average seasonal isekai anime. Once your standards move there, most adaptations start feeling chemically processed.

If you want, I can also give:
“hidden gem” isekai that aren’t mainstream
LN-only recommendations
darker Tsukimichi-like stuff
kingdom-building specifically
“MC builds monster faction” specifically
romance that actually progresses instead of permanent baiting
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>>50941869
DANG
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>>50942105
those are awful recs
use a better model nyan
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>>50942154
びっくりした!
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>>50942154
*squats and takes a fat shit* yea you like that cunt
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at the current rate of internet enshittification I am starting to think the only hope is to move to Japan and live life off of the internet for the most part
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schizophrenia is no joke
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living in japan without the internet is like living in thailand without fucking a ladyboy
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i dont think thats true.
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https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2053598608482877440/vid/avc1/1280x720/65bv688eEsMU_cY3.mp4
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>>50942165
no, you can still have the internet, but hoping for fulfillment on the internet is something gone for a decade now. I can enjoy a life in Japan of face to face interactions with girls at concafes that is not possible in the west.
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why did she do it
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>>50941869
girls like this be thinking dayz fat
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>>50942174
they aren't wrong
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>>50941869
kson if she on an american diet
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Heard recently of a Chinese girl that started learning French from absolute beginner and achieved B2 in 9 months. Is she just unusually talented or is it more about the Chinese study discipline?
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>some unnamed chink said something
i really dont care
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i'm having mango monster with my vodka
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>>50942186
unnamed because she didn't do it for social media, she needed it for immigration purposes so just did it and not for fanfare
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Playing Persona 3 Reload in English right now.
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why are you learning japanese?

>to watch anime
then use subs
>to read manga
99% of manga that is worth reading gets translated day 1
>to browse japanese side of the internet
use your in-built browser translator
>to brag on /djt/
you can just pretend you know japanese like fakeshit does with deepl
>to read novels and poetry
no fucking way in hell
>ok that one was a lie
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>>50942184
high iq chinese genes + chinese study discipline + women language learning buff + love for bwc = success
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>>50942208
I'm learning it so I can communicate better with hostess girls
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lying to strangers = success
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>>50942212
women have better language learning skill points? I didn't realize but makes sense
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>>50942208
yeah no manga doesn’t get translated and even then when it does it’s just the head canon of the translator.
there is also reading hentai where the author draws thick girls really nicely almost like u can feel them
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>>50942220
sadly the translators are mostly woke freaks changing everything to fit their nonsense politics
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>>50942223
thats based though
bullying dekinais with bad translations is always morally right
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its always morally right to open the fucking door.
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jamal once again bullying a publicly humiliated person with deep mental issues...

i expected better.

i really did.
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>>50942231
where is jamal from?
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its a meme that has been posted on the internet and its funny. i will probably post it several more times until its fully run into the ground. go fuck yourself.
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ayo jamal i am usually on your side but seeing you be a heartless nigga really makes me question my allegiances like that shit aint good
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how could you be so mean?
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i have to question if israel paid you to write that post and your previous personally.
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here refreshing the erotic manga site waiting for this month’s mugen tensei…
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https://x.com/ParisHilton/status/2054254893154676832
yooooo she loves google
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paris hilton is like 50 years old. what was she even notable? dont remember, dont care. as far as im concerned, open the fucking door guy is more famous and relevant now.
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>what was she even notable?
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oh no i omitted a word. guess its over
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>>50942264
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vocaroo of u laughing.
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gork generate
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>>50942208
>fakeshit does with deepl
kek pretty sure he uses grok hence why people call him lil grokromi
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for the longest time thought paris actually played the blond in legally blond
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bro is legally blind
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>>50942289
It's "blonde," lil eslromi
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>>50941627
Joe-san has roku-bon yubis
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yah. blonde is for girls. blond is for boys. every1 knows this. like duhh
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pretty sure this has been discussed here a few years ago
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loike obviously guysss... just be here 3 years ago when this was discussed and remember it now, duhhh
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yeah
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>>50942300
Yeah, only after I told you LMAO
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i knew that since i was a teenager. english is one of my strong suits. i can wield it in crazy ways when i get serious. i can make niggas feel shit just from typing on the computer. now thats power.
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>>50942326
Shame how you still suck ass at Japanese lol
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but what did you get on the sat
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>english is one of my strong suits
>while employing conventions from french
y'all niggas dumb af
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>>50942329
japanese isnt english. makes sense.
>>50942331
enough. i had a full scholarship and a minimum sat score was necessary.
>>50942333
french kiss my asshole nigga. unwiped.
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scared shitless of sharing his score lol its not like its your credit card number
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>>50942337
i mean how many years have you been studying? what? 6+? doesn't make a lot of sense to suck that bad lol
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swear all you niggas have given up on japanese
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>>50942341
i literally dont even remember it cuz idc. pseuds care about test scores basically. the mere fact im saying this seems completely unimaginable to you even. thats the difference between us.
>>50942343
i never study. waste of time for sure. theres forum posts to make
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>>50942341
vocaroo speaking japanese
its hardly identifiable
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There's just not that much to talk about once you've got anki, yomitan, a decent ocr...
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why would i discuss retarded n6 shit
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>>50942350
oh believe me it shows LMFAO
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posting a vocaroo is worthless cuz of tts and dangerous cuz of voice cloning. ive been posting in this general for years its not like dropping a voc as anonymous in a random thread. plus i gain literally nothing. only a retard like unko would do something that dumb.
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i need to make sure people know how superior at japanese i am but im never going to prove it
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>>50942362
Yh, I stopped as soon as I realized Fakeshit was trying to clone my voice lol
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dno what this losers on about i cant even remember the last time i talked about my japp level
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posting a vocaroo is worthless cuz of me being scared of getting laughed at and dangerous cuz of getting brutally owned. ive been coping in this general for years its not like dropping a voc as anonymous in a random thread. plus i gain literally nothing. only a retard like unko would do something that dumb.
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>>50942370
truer truer
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>>50942350
yeah its unimaginable but not because its a test score
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btw u can always just talk in a voice that isnt ur normal voice retard. dont tell me ur so talentless u cant even make a different voice. lol
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i'd be talking in my japanese voice. actually I usually try to give a different voice to every character, which screws me cause i guess who the speech bubble will belong to wrong. but anyways it doesn't help cause it would still be pretty obvious that it's my voice.
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who?
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>>50942374
Oh believe me, everybody knows about your "voices" that you do, Toromi lol
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>i stand to maybe gain unkos respect by posting a vocaroo. let me go ahead and risk doxxing myself for that
makes sense why unkos face is still plastered all over this thread
>>50942374
dont sign ur post in the middle
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>doxx
which retard could this be i wonder.
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wasn't me this time
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like clockworkk
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being afraid of being identified is being afraid of karma
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i prefer the triple k on words that end with a k.
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t anonymous
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>>50942394
nibbas always fighting to earn my respect and im just like lol
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YOU GOT WASHEDUP VETERANS LIKE CLOCKWERK AND SHADY K.
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You got awesome winners like me...and...uh...me!
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the real danger is someone who has heard you irl stumbles across this thread at some point just stupid all around
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to cite the reference in 415 for the squiddos here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N7Dm0Sh4gE#t=20
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>>50942394
your voice is objectively not going to identify you
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>>50942422
nobody sounds the same irl as they do into a microphone retard. stfu
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>>50942422
crazy how unko still doesn't get something this simple look lol >>50942425
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>>50942429
cope
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people who've heard you irl tend to have also heard you through a mic. of course friendless nobodies like unko and jamel cannot relate
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>>50942432
arent you the guy who was crying cuz he couldnt make any irl friends lol
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im team seethy
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nigga i get on voice most days of the week. difference is i dont associate with anyone that would ever come to this deadass thread. ive never been reecognized. even in other discords where ive engaged in discussion involving japanese. this thread is nothing in the world. nobody comes here. nobody leaves. we are the void
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anything and everything you post here is memorialized in openly searchable scrapable archives
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its a shame though because unless we get a vocaroo we have to assume you suck big time at japanese
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its prob really bad and he has some kind of really outlier cartoon character voice, and not the good kind. ppl prob make fun of him for his voice, even worse than me
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>we
bro thinks hes on the team
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bro thinks hes on a floor of not pure dirt. i am the team. theres no i in team but there is me.
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such a shame. guess i gotta get blackout drunk and post my moms pics to get djt bro cred now. i make very smart trades did you know i finally have a million yen in my bank account after 5 years of lifting boxes in a factory
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making fun of bunko is old niggas. take ur void asses outta here and go make some friends lol. bunko is better than u at this point in all departments which is really not a compliment to him but an insult to u
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>>50942457
nice deflection
but ya i guess we already had the whole 頑張ってる感 thing prove you arent nearly as good as you let on
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i find it hard to believe anybody here's doing worse than unko except for mlenko
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>>50942461
the only thing you have is delusions of competence and the requisite iq to sustain them. this is you half a year after "nearly passing" the kanken >>50934284. the best comedies write themselves
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>guy provides japanese related content to the thread
>turbo seethecel just uses it to try to insult him
u gotta go bro. its over. this threads done.
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ssj seethecel
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i appreciate the lolworthy japanese content he provided
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the only ppl left allowed to post are:
imouto guy
the other native guy
bunko
owl guy
me as mr. belding

the rest of u can take a hike. ur done here
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>>50942470
nobody here has streamed at a level anything close to my most recent stream
im not perfect but nobody has even tried to step up
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seethy why didnt you help the muramasa guy with kanji
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if qm cant compete the rest of the thread has no chance.
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bido post the thing
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yeah let me help literal 90 iq retards asking for "context" >>50938590 >>50938734 >>50938973 >>50939237
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seethy is so cool he knows all the answers but doesnt give enough of a fuck to help you
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its because hes a bad person
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only worth posting about japanese when ur laughing at some lolcow like bonglard streaming muramasa
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pot kettle
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u cant call me a bad person. ive inspired ppl here to achieve and do better for themselves.
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>>50942505
>y-y-you too
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me either
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thats kinda mean though, youve played muramasa and enjoyed it why wouldnt you help out another guy playing the same game. dont get the apathy
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isnt seether the guy with the weirdly chinese handwriting
i feel a theory building
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who gives a shit. what im thinking is how hilarious it would be if "148 iq guy" got a you here >>50942495
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im nooticing
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nigga would never post his real handwriting. too doxxable. ppl would know who he is instantly.
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yeah ive never posted my handwriting plus thats a pretty boring thing to post
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so ur handwriting is boring but u probably sound like donald duck.
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why is jamal defending unko does he want to marry him or something hahaha
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>>50942495
damn that looks nothing like 村 lol should've guessed from the name but otherwise i'd never look it up
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>>50942535
i was just being real. i make fun of him too but the fact is this thread is dead as fuck and its over.
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>>50942551
what do you mean by it's dead and over. people are posting
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>Duolingo translates いいですね as sounds good
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>>50942553
rofl this needed to be memed harder in the past. this 1s good

>>50942555
yeah but theres a lot of rude hateful behavior now and it just gets spewed daily by the same posters at the same posters. shits old and extremely sad. sadder than my sex life
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tip of the iceburge
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>>50942560
true
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women love talking to me but i dont feel the same way
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ask to do sex. maybe itll get better
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I love women though
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so much yapping and they get too comfortable with me
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dame
>>50941607
>>50941610
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how come fate stay night doesnt have an illya path
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cuz thats a disease.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-LdGu4MNyU
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>>50942586
Fate/stay night lacks an Illya route due to severe production deadlines and game length constraints during development . Writer Kinoko Nasu originally planned to release her story alongside Sakura's route in a separate game called Fate/other night . To avoid overcharging players for multiple releases, Type-Moon scrapped this plan and merged Illya's narrative components directly into Sakura’s Heaven's Feel route. Consequently, core elements of Heaven's Feel—including the Greater Grail lore and Illya's ultimate sacrifice—are the surviving remnants of her cancelled path.
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>>50942582
勝ったな :3
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>>50942589
many such cases
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>>50942590
まぁちょっとね
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fate gay
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>>50942572
why do they love talking to you
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because hes a good emotional tampon. look if a bitch starts talking to u too much, u basically need to say is we fuckin or what and cut that shit short.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbrUzJlTffs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM1tdTGIspM
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they got no titties
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>>50942596
women crave emotional intimacy as much as you crave pussy. it's supposed to be an exchange
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no hes right
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>>50942560
>theres a lot of rude hateful behavior now and it just gets spewed daily by the same posters at the same posters
he's kinda like a mlenko v2 if you think about it
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>>50942606
women just want to vent to dudes they arent fuckin about the dudes they are fuckin. never let that shit happen to u.
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is it hotter when the girls work for their body or are just naturally genetically gifted?
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genetically gifted. no real such thing as a woman whose body is good from working out
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genetically gifted cuz it means they spend their time on more interesting things hopefully maybe
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nah chicks just find me "cool" in a way most guys dont its been like that since high school
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>>50942619
incel alert. any big titty hoes u see on the internet with a nice ass do tons of squats and other glute workouts. if u dont exercise u have a hank hill ass even as a girl. thats facts nigga.
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>>50942622
nope the asses that guys go nuts for are natural and fatty. the glute shit is fake and gay
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11bK1jqIbuA
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>>50942625
the asses that ppl go nuts for now are bitches who had literal concrete injected into their asses. glute workouts are the truth. all professional hoes work out.
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>>50941869
workout routine?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2WLCL9Dbt8
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Unfortunately, dumb people don’t usually realize they’re dumb
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sad!
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only 120s are obsessed with 'dumb ppl.'
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Having this kind of beauty and still resorts to porn is truly fucked up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBq6inEm0pY
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>>50942649
that nose is freaky also porn is hot
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women on average are smarter than men
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sometimes about some things
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poor innocent young men believe in romance the way the devoted believe in a higher power, completely certain something holy lives above them. every moment of it is real. but a woman sees a man falling in love and is simply entertained by the descent. not out of malice, but because from where she stands, it looks more like a stripper dance than an honest declaration. she is watching a performance she happens to enjoy. he feels everything. she smiles and turns the page, never realizing the words were written in earnest.
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>>50942589
I feel like the real reason is that despite being japanese and hence a pedophile, he didn't really want to lewd illya
that's my headcanon anyways.
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poor youngmen.
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>>50942665
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>>50942553
lmao
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omfg bros 服の上から乳を吸う in rezu jav is the best thing
i wonder why
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omfg bros, porn
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lil romi doesn't know what love is
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>>50942682
madoka is the only good, no, great show on there
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>>50942660
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literally me except im a chad
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>>50942687
fuckin epic intro
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>>50942682
yurifag award ;3
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what is love
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iI-hMlSB-M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-isUjyTF68Q
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>>50942667
I can't read japanese, what does this say?
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GROK.
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atukan
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>>50942694
https://youtu.be/r3Pr1_v7hsw?t=96
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the gaijin wanna man
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>>50942667
u mf you made me read this as nekkan
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hiromoot where da grok button at
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that just now sounded very gayjin
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>People post this image when:
>They're ordering/drinking hot sake in an izakaya (Japanese pub) context.
>Reacting excitedly to sake, winter drinking, or related /jp/ threads.
>As a general hype/reaction image for something "hot" or warming.
ok i guess it's sense 3
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he wasnt wrong tho. that was a stanky majika yo. one of the stankiest of all time perhaps, but i bet shed smoke qm now
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https://abc7chicago.com/post/is-hantavirus-illinois-2026-idph-investigating-potential-case-winnebago-county-not-linked-cruise-ship-outbreak/19088997/
this is bad
very bad
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>>50942719
nothing is going to happen
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this nigga is sweating the hentai virus. i love it
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if u think about it pharma companies need a global pandemic a couple times a decade to boost revenue. welcome to end stage capitalism. make all the niggas sick.
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can't believe i say this but: i had to reacquire 組織
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umm why does anki not auto download the most recent update and only redirects you to the site? i ain't no fool... i feel like it's been compromised
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>>50942713
https://vocaroo.com/kkxkWnGZdK
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not contagious outside prolonged close contact but a whole cruise ship of people got infected. not airborne but you catch it from breathing air near an infected rat or person. always shows symptoms but a symptomless guy tested positive

its not adding up. maybe this is going to be the mother of all plagues 3/11 infected already dead 40% fatality rate holding up

buckle up
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putting on my buzz lightyear helmet
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eiko-han!? :O
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im 10kg overweight so i'm simply going into hibernation this summer to avoid all that hentai virus crap
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>>50942727
u are either a tinfoil hat retard or u are the one and only djter i would actually believe due to them having uncanny foresight. oh well i dont go outside. ill live
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hope it becomes 41% >>50942730
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a good plague outbreak would also align with the stock market jumping 20% in a month and a half, similar shit happened going into covit
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>i dont go outside
40% would be like the last of us
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very epic cinematic game
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>>50942735
ネズネズこわいよぅ! ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ cнϋ
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>>50942737
the stock market knows technology is getting crazy. doesn't even care about the straight of whorenews
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im definitely in the top 1% society avoiders. im sure my prepper bros are already making their plan
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>>50942742
markets go straight up before some shit happens that dumps them. look at he s&p 4 months before the covid crash
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lived in the japanese outdoors and became an american recluse. sad
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if it happens it wont matter where you go. itll be like a coin flip
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>tech elites have massive underground bunkers
they were in on this shit. find the bunkers. shit in their air vents. make sure they have to smell poop while the plague wipes us out
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>>50942748
yankee go home! (「・ω・)「ガオー
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Dude they have p100 air filters. Your little baby dookies aren't doing shit to them.
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well in any case we'll find out in 5 weeks
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5 more weeks. thats like 2 and a half more weeks times 2 and a half or something. idk how to do math. GROK!!!
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fuck! just read 凹ます as kubomasu (its hekomasu)
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in a post-apocalyptic world like Nausicaä ゾイ(ง ˘ω˘ )วゾイ
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post ur best plague jams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE-OhJlaRHk
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>>50942761
Lil grokromi getting slayed on baby Japanese lmao
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i can give those toyoko girls some loving if you know what i mean
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>just 5 years before agi
we got so close. really going to suck but you cant escape fate. maybe aliens seeded that shit to nip us in the bud
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dunno why but this was in my head first frame after i read your post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiMaOmDtaYI
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i dont fuck with toyokos but i will fuck with a toyota.
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>>50942770
imma make shit like this https://javtrailers.com/video/ailb00010
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>>50942761
bokomasu! boko ni shiteyaru 〼!
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crazy how in all those years mlenko is the first anon to actively abuse jamal’s self leaked tripcode
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now you know why the night sky is dead....
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Very proud to say that I would never steal someone's tripcode and impersonate them, unlike Mlenko lol
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nigga has no respect for the code
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As someone who has had their identity stolen and abused by the lil torotororomi I feel for anyone that pretends to be someone else
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>>50942724
you never acquired it if you needed to "reacquire"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j6-elqb2Wc
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>>50942776
He isn't, 4chan just formats trips and names to look the same now.
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>>50942724
Pretty sure that word's in the core deck lol
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is it because of 4chan xt that mlenko's name is bold for me
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names were always in bold
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formatting doesnt matter hes letting himself get filtered so be quiet
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>>50942788
You should uninstall that trash, lil mlenkoromi lol
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>>50942794
this :3
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feels good being unfilterable
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>>50942793
10 yen on the next big virus being nick named toyota
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>>50942776
>>50942786
it works fine on mobile and in the archive.
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Oh yeah, it's DJT time boys
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nah its bed time
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>>50942765
dame, been listening to him since the djt irc days
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>>50942813
lil fontromi lol
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>>50942812
have a nice dream ;3
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>>50942805
>10 yen
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>>50942822
i think its pretty easy because they prolly do it out of habit
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Feels good owning the thread lol
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>>50942822
goshujin sama~ ;D
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goshuwin sama~ ;D
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i experience enough crazy deja vus to seriously be disturbed and spooked
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lil anacromi lol
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>>50942859
lol
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lil samefagromi lol
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this cocksucker has straight up 180'd his take on this
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it be like that
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>>50942873
So now we can't learn Japanese from anime and early output wasn't bad??
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The blackpill is that attempting to learn Japanese has confirmed what I have suspected for a long time; I clearly have a learning disability.
Ive been doing anki everyday and still I forget basic shit like pic related. I couldnt remember the kanji. I want to learn this language so badly but its literally 5 times harder for me than it is for all you, and this language is already one of the most difficult for English speakers.
I dont think it’s feasibly possible. I wish I was born with a smarter brain.
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it makes sense tho
why delay output if you are in japan or in a very japanese environment
fuck it why delay output even if you aren't in japan? if you have good ears you should be able to shadow what you hear pretty well and reach near native levels if you keep this up using sentences you know work
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>>50942886
Chill out. Rome wasn't built in a day. These things take time, lil nibba
>>50942887
His belief was that you'll enforce bad speech habits and create a heavy accent.
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>>50942886
If you remind yourself that even literal 80iq japanese natives speak fluently (just with a limited vocabulary) then you should be able to cast away this stupid fear of yours
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>>50942873
full output guide from the bathroom bento guy
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>>50942887
yea it does make sense and he even regurgitates the reasons why that have been stated here before, like your mistakes making you pay more attention to the language and realizing where you're understanding is weak.

he still recommends 1k hours of input first tho lmao
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>>50942895
he faked it till he made it
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btw i told u retards to output from day 1 with a licensed nihongo professional. because thats what all the established methods pre internet did. feels good being right
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bruh half the people here are 3rd world they cant afford a japanese pet

>>50942899
that's how his dads conceived him too har har har
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>>50942886
You could be dyslexic i guess. Also supposedly you can be dyslexic in one language but not another? You could try wanikani or rtk for kanji, might help.
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berry and gerry was prob 1 of the funniest things on earth but its not as funny now. also i drank a big glass of ice water and now im going to bed. i will probably wake up in 4 hours and take a huge piss. but the water was refreshing. later niggas watch out for the plague.
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>>50942902
unrealistic since only that one anon who pays for skype convos and bunko actually have the opportunity to speak to natives
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night babe
dont get any on the seat
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>>50942913
Is eastbound doing skype convos?
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never underestimate analcrayons ability to sniff out jamals cock for a chance to suck it
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>>50942913
literally anyone can find natives to talk to for free online
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ff7 will probably end up being the first and only game where i saw ペケ印
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>>50942938
ペケ is a pretty common thing to say in factories to refer to shit that got messed up too bad to use
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>>50942945
nice didn't know that
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ペケng lol
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>>50942931
stfu lil bro lol
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>>50942938
>ff7 will probably end up being the first and only game where i saw ペケ印
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I like to fard
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>>50942981
lil fontromi
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>>50942873
He got a Pearl seal of approval in the comments. The Japanese learning youtube community is healing.
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hit page 300 in my book
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>>50943005
no one cares lil bromi lol
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>>50942478
bluepill me on imouto guy
who the fuck is he
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>>50943030
One of lil broromi's alter egos. I call him kaomoji because he always ends his posts with one. He's essentially toromi's native persona that he uses to have Japanese conversations with himself. He's gotten caught giving LLM answers to Japanese questions so that's probably what he's using to write them lol
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Yup, I win LMFAO MY THREAD AHAHHAHHAHA
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gn moe
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>>50942682
hey that is me!
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Just saw a Japanese bijin with a slightly seethrough dress and white pantsu it was like I was looking at a Monet painting but if it had ass
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>>50941517
How is Yomitan still so shit?
Its compact popups don't even collapse the example sentences, so every entry is longer than it needs to be forcing scrolling when multiple would have fit in one view. Absolute regression from Yomichan.
Yomitan also adds a right click context menu scan option... that has never worked for me and destroys my tab every time I've tried.
Yomitan even has memory issues where it will keep expanding its dictionary database randomly on import and nearly caused a kernel panic if I didn't notice the sluggishness as it ate away at the drive my extension data is stored on.
I can't believe this is "recommended" by Firefox. Then again since Mozilla is an utterly embarrassing organization concerned with appearances more than engineering I shouldn't be surprised with their lack of good judgment.
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>>50942873
didnt join that shitty matrix server that kept on getting shilled here because the guide said that output in the server wasn't allowed

so glad i avoided that dumpster fire, imagine unironically believing you shouldn't output to learn a language WTF do you think languages are for
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still waiting for my childhood friend who i thought was a guy turning out to be a girl and having a crush on me
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The Japan Football Association has officially announced the BLUE LOCK project “Future Camp.”
The initiative aims to discover undiscovered Japanese football talent from around the world, focusing on players with the ambition to “be the best in the world” while helping them find their own “individual awakenings.”
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immersion? :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG45wlXbEbo
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阿良々木:
>お前とはいずれ出るところに出て決着つけなくちゃいけないみたいだよな!
八九寺:
>出るところに出ている?胸とかお尻とかですか?

It took me like 20 minutes to understand what the joke is supposed to be... But then my girlfriend's (native japanese) explanation was something entirely different that once again makes no sense to me. What the fuck?
What are your interpretations?
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>trusting your girlfriend over yourself after 20 minutes of deep thinking
yeah nah this is low t as fuck need raw meat guy's take on this
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>お尻
its a poop joke isnt it
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japanese women have a fecal fixation
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>On my way to see my family on the train
>Train hits a guy who jumped in front to kill on purpose
>Engineer makes the announcement and is clearly traumatized that he just ran someone over
>Everyone behind me complaining that they are going to be late for Christmas bla bla bla get this train moving already who gives a shit (the guy's body was literally stuck in the train)
I lost faith in humanity that day.
>On the way back after the holiday my train hits yet another person
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both of those guys are fucking catgirl pussy in the isekai now
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>>50943194
you have no girlfriend!(#^ω^)ピキピキ
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>>50943194 here
My interpretation was that Hachikuji, being 11, doesn't understand what 出るところに出る means (taking something to the authorities), and interprets it literally instead to mean "the protruding places" aka boobs and ass.

But my girlfriend's explanation was:
>出頭というのは、ごめんなさいと謝る姿を連想させる、横から見たら頭が出ている。だから、胸とかお尻とかを連想する。あと、これは明確に示されたわけじゃ無いけど、「出す」というのはちょっとエッチな雰囲気がある。
I don't get it.
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自虐まいまい(ノ∀`)アチャー
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>>50943227
pekora speaks English ;3
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>>50943194
are you sure you transcribed that right
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i wish i could go to a jk soapland
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>>50943240
>a jk soapland
未成年の風俗は…ない!⊂ミ⊃^ω^)アウアウ
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>>50943240
try the isekai
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>torrent random anime
>it automatically comes with chinese-japanese combo subs
mythical pull

>>50943240
ばせd
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>>50943249
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>>50943249
>淡路
>泡児
Awajishima based ( ˘ω˘)ウムッ
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>>50943267
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horseface is still seething this bitch is obsessed
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxFAfKJsDfp64ylsHJVZsfOQnumm_8cu9c
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can we get chris broad in here to be the adult in the room
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>>50942981
read an interview between urobutcher and romeo last light twas interesting
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I got a working vpn now and noticed how easy it is to troll people on japanese forums, they have no defense against our deranged shitposting tactics and get completely blindsided every time
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>>50943238
it's from the srt, not my transcription
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>>50943346
it's because he's the seventh prince, after all :3
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>>50943352
your gf is retarded and your idea was right
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>>50943355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAocENgy-kQ
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>>50943383
>>50943302
why are you posting these?
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>>50943397
this is a blue board however
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https://x.com/OpenPicGallery
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>>50943221
Your interpretation is basically correct.

The phrase:

出るところに出る

is an idiom meaning something like:

* “take this to the proper authorities”
* “settle this formally”
* “see this through legally”

So when Koyomi Araragi says:

お前とはいずれ出るところに出て決着つけなくちゃいけないみたいだよな!

he means:

“Looks like someday we’ll have to settle this officially.”

Then Mayoi Hachikuji deliberately reinterprets 出るところ literally:

* “places that stick out”
* “protruding parts”

which leads to:

胸とかお尻とかですか?
“You mean like boobs and butt?”

That’s the joke. It’s a classic Monogatari-style pun where one character intentionally misparses an idiom into a literal reading.

Your girlfriend’s explanation is trying to connect additional associations, but I think she’s overcomplicating it a bit.

Breaking her explanation down:

出頭というのは、ごめんなさいと謝る姿を連想させる

“Turning yourself in / appearing before authorities evokes the image of apologizing.”

横から見たら頭が出ている。

“From the side, the head is sticking/protruding out.”

This is the part that feels pretty indirect and honestly not necessary to understand the joke. She seems to be free-associating around 出る (“to stick out/protrude”).

Then:

「出す」というのはちょっとエッチな雰囲気がある

This part is true. 出す can have sexual connotations in Japanese slang (“to come,” “to ejaculate,” etc.), so erotic wordplay around 出る / 出す is pretty common. Since Monogatari constantly layers sexual innuendo into dialogue, native speakers may feel that background vibe even if it’s not the core punchline.

But the primary joke is absolutely the idiom-vs-literal misunderstanding:

* 出るところに出る = idiom (“go to the authorities”)
* 出るところ = literal “parts that stick out
So your initial understand was right.
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tldr gfs are gains goblins and not to be trusted
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ive watched enough vtubers to know that japanese women dont know japanese
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>>50943467
slop but dame
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出るべきところが出てない子をそんなに虐めるんじゃないよ(ノ∀`)アチャ
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>>50943480
tbf a normal non retarded woman doesnt date a foreigner who takes 20 minutes to understand a basic sentence in her language
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>>50943316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzZSOUZzJT0
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>trap protagonist
i will now play your game
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Wtf there is AI porn at Donki
The cringe of the future today
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>>50943345
japanese ppl literally dont understand irony or trolling. its actually really boring tbqwh.
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like they have words for irony, sarcasm, comedy, but when u really look into it u will find that the highest tier of japanese performing art basically boils down to a fart joke.
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like they would never understand the aristocrats joke because the way its told isnt animated like a joke is supposed to be therefore if they arent being told to laugh they simply arent going to. its the grimmest shit on the planet.
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i like japanese comedy but i will admit its very rare something makes me cry laughing
its just different and still funny love me manzai
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subbed jap comedy hardly ever got me to laugh but maybe it will be different if i become nihongo jouzu
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in short japps are autistic
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I've never laughed at an American joke! >:3
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japan was at its funniest with hard gay (mildly funny). that nigga was (mildly) funny and inspired ppl to briefly be (mildly) funny too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHQkecleKaw
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gonna be afk for a few hours see ya
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>>50943594
well you dont know english pretty much at all
your knowledge probably corresponds to a low n4 at best
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>>50943598
I see ;3
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>can order bitches to your house through your phone
Is this capitalism’s ultimate symbol?
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i like the subset of japanese comedy which consists of fat women being kinda sexy
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his english is getting good. its honestly unfair. u got niggas like nora. then u got this guy becoming basically an average esl in like a month.
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>>50943601
日本人の英語力なめんな!(「・ω・)「ガオー
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>>50943606
plenty of people get way better than nora in like a year
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>>50943606
that was enough to make me smile :)
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im 9 months in (total study time) with a 6 month break a 9 month break and a few 2 month breaks in between so a lot of that time was spent jogging my memory and unfucking my anki deck and im pretty sure im better than nora
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>日本人の英語力なめんな!
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saw a quiz show the other day where they answered スピーディー・ワンダー
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thats an upgrade
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so what do they think of six seveeeen
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>>50943608
そんなんでも強い方だって時点で..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHuds42fFXw
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>>50943596
what about greengreen that shit had me in fucking tears actually dying of lol
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only kawa-english win ;3
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>>50943617
and how much is that in hours
bc nora spent 10k hours on the first sentence of air so
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he wouldn't feel good skipping shit he doesn't get. no point in engaging with a hobby in a way that goes against your personality
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piss
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shit
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tbf spending 10k hours sitting there in air is pretty based. definitely not the worst way to spend ur time.
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venting my fake unko hate
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>>50943650
it was balanced in many ways, maximum seisyun
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venting stinky gas from my ass
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honestly think that oriental pearl is worse than hitler in many ways
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hitlers p cool so that doesnt mean anything
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yeah he wanted to outlaw meat consumption
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>>50943672
worse how. i mean yes shes part horse and makes bad yt vids that i dont watch but i guess other ppl do. but like how do u even compare. hitler didnt make tiktoks. but can u imagine if social media existed back then.
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hitler was a hater but with principles. pearl on the other hand
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veganism is cringe but i love hitler sama otherwise
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he got conned into veganism by his doctor
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if hitler couldve experienced the mcrib he wouldve changed his tune
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCRqWwjIqLw#t=559
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>Personal accounts from people who knew Hitler and were familiar with his diet indicate that he did not eat meat as part of his diet during this period, as several contemporaneous witnesses—such as Albert Speer (in his memoirs, Inside the Third Reich)—noted that Hitler used vivid and gruesome descriptions of animal suffering and slaughter at the dinner table to try to dissuade his colleagues from eating meat. An examination carried out by French forensic pathologists on a fragment of Hitler's mandible in 2018 found no traces of meat fibre in the tartar on Hitler's teeth.

>Several eyewitness sources maintain Hitler was a vegetarian because of his concern for animal suffering, noting that he was often distressed by images of animal cruelty and suffering, and was an antivivisectionist.
based, so fuckin based
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>lebensraum
proof that vegans are as shitty as anyone else
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veganism is cringe but its based he placed the jew beneath animals
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>>50943704
you know how many jewish friends you've probably made on /biz/
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biz is mostly just a schizo board havent been there in a long time.
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i mean they still have dedicated retards investing everything into gamestop. for 5 years. theres def some jew shit at work there but they are not my friends.
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>>50943685
>>50943689
>>50943703
>>50943704
it says vegetarian
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>>50943714
vegantarian
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>>50943714
holy shit. that changes everything. woaw.
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vegetarianism for moral reasons is absolutely retarded in modern times
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laOwIwY_dWg
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wish hed done a holocaust for meat eaters
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or any times
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dairy production wasn't as inextricably linked to slaughter pre industrial farming so no
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>>50943732
agi wouldnt happen and humanity wouldve collapsed sooner. luckily the hentai virus is here to right all the wrong and erase humanity.
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>>50943742
>Vegetarians and IQ: Research from the University of Southampton found that individuals who were vegetarians by age 30 had a childhood IQ of 106.1, compared to 100.6 for non-vegetarians.

>Meat Eaters vs. Vegetarians: Other studies suggest a 10-point gap (109.1 vs. 100.9) in some cohorts, with vegetarians often holding higher educational qualifications.
nah
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wish hed done a holocaust
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so vegetarians are midwits got it
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the whole distribution is shifted up
6 times more 140 iqs, 9 times more 150 iqs, etc
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yall niggers log on desperate to seethe about anything and everything
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why do u use the log on/off boomer terminology. theres no logging in. u just go to this webpage. lol
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ive never seethed tho. im just chillin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ku907rS9hw
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you log into your 4cuck profile every day tho
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really looking forward to having my vegan cheese veggie pizza with coke zero today
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>>50943760
im old as hell my age literally rounds up to 30 now
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>>50943768
said no one ever
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>>50943765
thats true. i am logged into the wired.
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mine rounds down to that
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djt has an aging population just like japan
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in about 2 years ill be the same age my wife was when i was born
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rounding schemes are conventional number base artefacts not inherent mathematical realities
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>rounding schemes are conventional number base artefacts not inherent mathematical realities
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>mathematical realities
numbers arent real
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in about 2 years i will be extremely fucking old. crazy how old u can get in just 2 years.
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but unironically
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can you give me your videogame collection in your will
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bro is turning 50 :skull:
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numbers are logical relations real by virtue of conception
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>>50943800
*nods sagely* niggas try to explain the universe with math and then have to update the math when they find out they were retarded the last time they did the math. math isnt real.
>>50943801
no im donating it to africa to feed the children. they can eat my videogames.
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math is never updated
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im sure vegan retard has no objection to eating plastic after all.
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>math is never updated
proof that u are a 120 iq living in a time of stagnation. niggas think algebra and calculus (both hocus pocus bs if u ask me) existed from the beginning. no nigga. there was patches for math that came out.
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statistics is even less real
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no evidence for systematic dietary microplastic exposure skewnesss
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thinking about this chick standing up in the middle of a statistics class passionately denying the existence of statistics. and shed be right.
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>>50943812
not math updates
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1350 proves statistics are real
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if i have to scroll up to it its not real.
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>>50943828
not scrolling back to check for you sry
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the sub 145 limitations
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the only thing that is truly real is right here and right now. dont let a pseud try to convince u of otherwise.
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>only being understood by the guy who disagrees with your message
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https://youtu.be/giX_VgY4hD4?si=VS1P-flkv1RaFA7-&t=14
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yolo
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random generic rehashed japp pop slop
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>>50943847
why do japanese ppl look like monkeys sometimes. like some of them dont but then some of them do. i think someone fucked a monkey at some point.
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stop youre gonna make analmutt cry
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anal crayon posts with a trip tho
mysteriously only when jj is here might i add
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>>50943847
https://youtu.be/GBE1VkrL8b0?t=23
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>>50943859
yankey donkey monkey :3
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>>50943868
the implication is deeper...
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>>50943869
they played live here not too long ago fairly epic stuff
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grok triangulate and blackmail
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>>50943868
its not mysterious hes my internet friend. i mean i dont ever see or talk to him outside of 1 of these threads but thats still friends nigga. hes my bro.
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replenished discounted anal credits before subscription ended award
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>>50943880
if a djter came to my house id let them in apart from seethy
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its that ez to become friends with lil pipi
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It's that when one dude trips everybody feels like tripping. It almost makes me feep like tripping. I mean not actually but you get the idea.
>>
more like for him to make you believe that and rent an asslicker for cheap thread protection
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i inspire niggas to bee themselves. seethe nigga resists really hard and just seethes harder tho.
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>>50943890
i'd bring cookies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQpJhZ_2Wg
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>>50943890
missed the second verb award
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the teki of my teki is my tamagotchi
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>>50943912
verbs are for poos and niggas
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if a djter came id take it
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verbs are things u do. like seethys mom.
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>>50943917
yeah...
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>>50943908
start sounds like a fucking kusarihime song wtf
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well im likely gonna nut between 3:30 and 4pm today. u can redeem if u like else its gonna just go on the floor.
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30 min goon sesh
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verbs are things with a past tense. like pippis mom
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30 min is quite long when youre 80 years old
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>>50943934
why would u even say that. thats mean dude. ur day will eventually come where u have to deal with that pain and i hope u remember this then.
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i didnt mean jacking off for 30 mins. i just mean sometime during that window im just gonna crank and buss real quick most likely. delays can happen. i often skip it altogether
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can swing the bat but cant stand the pitch
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>>50943942
ive never made fun of someone losing a loved one. never. not a single time. so clearly u are a bad person for thinking anything said here is equal to that.
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>>50943934
>>50943942
sickkk
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pipis mom is still alive you could hear her in the background on his voocs circa 2019
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dementia kicking in 2 years early apparently
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>>50943953
so u just double down on being mean because what i said was the truth and u are just a terrible person. makes sense.
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for the deej 家族
https://youtu.be/BvYuf4r-8xk
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id fuck someones loved one out of spite but i would never ever ever ever disrespect their death
>>
going to need a math update for a number large enough to count the times where you have
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math cant save u from the karma u have accrued.
>>
seethy weaving in and out of context making connections
>>
clearly youve never met an accountant
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finna ask grok what i should crank it to and how fast to go and how tight to grip
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>>50943971
And I'm your bad karma lol
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>>50943972
just natural when you have a large working memory
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>>50943823
whats the original about?
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>>50943667
you got anger issues, mlenko. gotta chill out lol
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>>50943984
i dont mind u being around but i think the bunko gimmick is really weird and bad honestly. chill out will ya its been 3 years.
>>
you can tell that post really bothered him given his order of replies
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jamal what stocks should i buy
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whats the unko gimmick
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>>50943993
yeah you should really stop pretending to be me lmao
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>>50943998
U can stock deez nuts in ur face
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bro finna speedrun poverty
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>>50943995
i mean the dude's threatening to kill my impersonator. like, i appreciate the sentiment by damn that's brazy lol
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>>50943998
idk whatever u want.
>>
baited for that confirmation
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>i appreciate the sentiment by damn
tardwife pls...
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i invested heavily into tech/ai and now my portfolio is schmooving
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>baited for that confirmation
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yeah! same. but idk what to do now. so i putted it all back into nvidia.
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>>50944022
yeah sure bro sure
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>putted
retard either way
>>
>so i putted it all
fake unko pls...
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u see how easy it is to bait 110s. look at that.
>>
old enough for dementia old enough to golf djt should know
>>
i prebaited tardwife but 025 has no excuse.
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>>50944032
very witty that would be hundreds of upvotes
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spend the mornings putting, spend the afternoons nutting. thats how grampa roll.
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sss-suggoi ze! >:3
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yup jamal so butthurt he is grasping at straws for any crumb of win he can fool himself into thinking he’s got
I AM THE REAL WINNER HERE
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Meanwhile, I'm just out here dominating this place lol
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>>50944043
link
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Lil Blow-me's samefagging from this phone kek
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>>50944038
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>>50944048
how ikemen he is! :D
>>
Man, I love this place lol
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>>50944055
no, not ikeman. unkoman. unkoman.
>>
Oh yeah, I win
>>
tardwife poppin off time to log off. if ne1 has any suggestions for what to buss to later @ this post with it and ill consider it if its not some pedo diseased shit. bye
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He's actually leaving cuz he's mad AHHAHAHHA YOU LOSE FAKESHIT AHAHAHHA
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oh no my filters poppin off, anyway
>>
I
WIN
LMAO
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>>50944078
same
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>>50944067
lana's mom
>>
crazy how he had to rethink his whole public image after the batta incident. now he is just a gay old man instead of pretending to be nihongod
>>
>>50944092
YOU
LOSE
GET
FUCKED
LMAOOOO
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>>50944095
uhhhh you mean ばら? lol
>>
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2054534147549564928/vid/avc1/1280x720/lOZJisxdD_xs_yJw.mp4?tag=14
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finally some good immersion material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhYT3RfZS3k
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only queef can save the thread
>>
lolcow summoning jutu
>>
you need to be short with small shoulders or else a small bust will look ugly
>>
you wanna man?
>>
Thread's already saved thanks to me. This place has been more active since I've started winning it relentlessly
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfFx3o9qK3Y
>>
10 minutes of me holding your head in the water
>>
10 minutes of me winning lol
>>
actually no it was me who saved it before i came the threat was DEAD and not look at it it is flourishing like nothing else
this thread is the HOTTEST thread on 4channel rn
>>
Weren't you going to go jerk off or something? lol why are you still here?
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looks like a crossdressing dude
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>>50944210
lil Englishsubromi kek
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>>50944055
aishiteru
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Oh yeah, I win this one lmao
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>>50944213
(s)he is
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of course austrian tranny loves that shit
>>
Oh yeah, it's real bunko hours now boys
>>
>>50944229
>>50944228
fugly fucking artstyle bro post anime with good art
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My thread baby it's bunko time LMAO AHHAHA
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>>50944236
impossible i dont watch good anime
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Yeah I think I absolutely won this one loo
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hoes love otakus cuz anime is mainstream now and hoes have always been mainstream. i dislike that art style as well but i will give it props for it just just being cut and pasted faces.
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not just being cut and pasted faces*
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>>50944270
HAHAHA YOU CANT EVER KEAVE YOURE STUCK WITH ME I WIN AGAIN AHAHHAHAHA
>>
i came back for lunch so we could eat together. or rather just me eat while u say stupid shit.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxCYQzRDg_0
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You're stuck here with me dude. You can't ever leave lmao
>>
more like ur stuck here with me and u cant ever leave. u ever think about that? i was here first after all.
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I've been here longer than you so it's the other way around lol you're forced to read all the stupid shit I write
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>you're forced to read all the stupid shit I write
self own KEK
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https://x.com/ado1024imokenp/status/2054593897494630410
and people here said the snoop dogg x ado collab was fake
>>
idk why u would want to fight me on being the biggest retard by tenure of the thread but here we are
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poop dogg lol
>>
well whatever he is she is worshiping him lol
>>
>>50944254
do they fuck
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Oh yeah I win this one babyyy
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my 10 year old skyrim save got corrupted :(
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modded skyrim is better
>>
https://x.com/SquareEnix/status/1514327127780257793
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Yup, I win lol
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raw meat tranny plays with the goatis mod
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lies
>>
Yeah I won this one lol
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>>50944370
hindus eat poop and their gut biome just adapts. food poisoning only happens to weak biomes.
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>>50944370
https://youtu.be/v5X_cgJffmA
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And I win
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just ate a stick of raw butter
feelin extremely good rn
>>
nice
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>>50944467
https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HHLrpVjWMAAr5TC.mp4
>>
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2054594131524005888/vid/avc1/704x1280/yd8UhCXFSKayXayf.mp4
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>>50944488
woah
>>
Yup pretty much won the whole dang thread.
Daily freak out successfully avoided
>>
>>50943598
re
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>>50944370
i wonder what moe would say to this
>>
moe said raw meat tranny is a pathetic retard before he died
>>
he would probably call them whores.
>>
i miss moe
>>
he grew up, outgrew anime, lives a regular life, has a regular job, hasnt thought about this thread once since.
>>
he was the epitome of what the average djter was about
also i liked his energy no homo
>>
hes probably still single and wagies while hates everything
>>
he was a gay commie
>>
hes probably wearing a hardhat right now building a datacenter, making mad bank.
>>
sounds about right except for the last part
>>
nah those datacenter construction gigs are legit. u got low tier code monkeys completely obsoleted on unemployment while men who can build things are the ones with the gigs paying 200k+ a year now. of course that wont be a long term trend because once the datacenters are built they are just going to wipe out everyone with the hentai virus anyway.
>>
hiring is bouncing back for coding
>>
or when robotics + embodied ai destroys blue collar
>>
plumbers will be millionaires
>>
thats right. when u need to fix a rich niggas plumbing, u are gonna get hella paid. better learn about pipes and shit niggas.
>>
if white collar workers lose their jobs they're going to go into the trades and drive down wages
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hr ladies will be the first to be fully automated by ai
>>
hr to of pipeline
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the jews build adult daycare centers under the guise of jobs because they want to keep men and women busy so they wont have a family and destroy the family unit but they also wanna replace us all because we do such valuable work in those daycare centers
>>
true true
>>
in reality nobody thinks about your 80iq ass
>>
>>50944600
right. they want us to exist long enough for ai and robots to work well, with no chance of rebellion before then, and then they will cull us all at once when that is achieved
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thats based
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>>50944600
dame bro thanks for the info
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i made a userscript to fix tripcodes
https://pastebin.com/raw/imytmP96
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Yeah I fucking win lmao
>>
is there a way to increase the volume of audio you paste into anki cards? changing mpv volume has no effect.
my sentence audio is always way quieter than the word audio and it's triggering my autism.
>>
nothing wrong with trips on my machine
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>>50944645
>changing mpv volume has no effect.
are you using this script?
https://github.com/adxria/Anacreon-Script/blob/main/script-opts/animecards.conf#L54
>>
>japans prostitute industry has more girls than the jav industry
>tons of potential candidates that will never appear in jav
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>>50944654
yea although I haven't updated it in like 6 months
>>
hoes aint got time to make lil porn videos. they need to fuck rich paypiggies NOW.
>>
wish i could fuck rich paypiggies
>>
go to high class areas and start fuckin and suckin. dont let your dreams be dreams.
>>
Yup I win lmao
>>
what
>>
back after a week, assuming i missed nothing
>>
back after 10 mins assuming i missed nothing
>>
you forgot the comma
>>
This is my thread now
>>
Hey look everyone I'm little fontromi!
>>
brazy what i can already do with local ai and we are not even halfway through 2026
>>
OH YEAH I WIN THE WHOLE DAMN THREAD LMAOOOOO
>>
thinking about jacking off but i dont think its in the cards today. guess well cross it off and come back to it on saturday.
>>
>>50944702
name 1 thing u are doing with it.
>>
2016
>AI is going to take over the world!!!
2026
>hey guys what is the best model to generate loli porn
>>
its re engineering entire programs to my taste as we speak
>>
2026
>hey guys im doing crazy shit with ai on my computer but i wont tell u what it is or show any reuslts.
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>>50944713
so basically it just sloppifies shit and then you go in and clean it up. imagine being a janitor on ur own computer. lmao
>>
i've been browsing djt since 2016 and still dont know any japanese
>>
>>50944714
it's always underwhelming boring shit
>>
i havent rly seen a single ai usecase that isnt related to programming that i thought wow that looks useful beyond just regular google-replacement
>>
ive seen vibecoded 3rd party slop for things that allow 3rd party plugins/mods. shits always sloppy and doesnt work right and breaks multiple things.
>>
posting from the toilet rn
>>
huh? i dont have to do anything i just tell it what to do and it keeps running in an analyze edit feedback loop until the goal is achieved lol
>>
i havent rly seen a single japanese media that isnt related to hentai that i thought wow that looks interesting beyond just regular tv-replacement
>>
the person below triple nigger
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>>50944722
anything of even moderate complexity vibesharted by a non-dev will be ass
>>
euphoria is unironically one of the best visual novels of all time.
i know the fetishes are hardcore but i just really fucking love the voice acting and pure thrill it's like watching saw but much less disgusting and less gory which i prefer
>>
imagine being a shartslop cleaner upper tho fr. lol imagine having no self respect that u would clean up some garbage that got sharted out of jeff benzos asshole.
>>
i dont like gore and snuff shit. especially when its sexualized. bad vibes all around. i just like happy hoes.
>>
>>50944740
looks like demented hedonistic garbage
>>50944742
its impossible to "clean up" a truly vibesharted codebase since the foundation is irresneedable
>>
euphoria barely has any snuff or gore after the prologue (if you dont get bad endings)
>>
>looks like
retarded newfag sharty teen kek
>>
>>50944740
havent played the vn but saw the hentai when i was like 12 years old
fucked me for life
>>
its crazy but llms being able to reliably read and write code might just have been the tipping point. shits bootstrapping and closing its own loops which it improves every day. agi is only a matter of time now
>>
>teen
i wish
>>
Thinking about winning this one. Watchu think lil anacreomi?
>>
>>50944710
whats the best model to uncensor hentai
>>
agi and llms are diametrically opposed
>>
>>50944710
humanity is healing
>>
I AM LORE ANACREON RULER OF THE DJT. I INVENTED THE FAMOUS WATCH ANIME CARD SCRIPT AND NOW I WILL EXPOSE MATTVSJAPAN FOR THE FRAUD HE IS.
I WISH MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL WERE SUCCESSFUL
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>shits bootstrapping and closing its own loops
there are legions of people who unironically believe this
>>
>please acknowledge me
>>
guys i just made a program with my frickin mind
>>
Oh yeah I'm a winning
>>
wait so analfaggot isnt a toromi?
>>
kuromi...
>>
Wait so Toromi is Toromi?? *shits on lil bromide's face*
>>
never expected u would adopt the poopy humor
>>
>>50944764
>look, it cant rebuild software written by thousands of devs over years!!
lmao i guess this is the penultimate goalpost before the death of coding
>>
anacreon hasnt been on djt in years
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I
Fucking
Won
Get
Motherfucking
REEEEEEKT
>>
>>50944740
the top 5 vns of all time was already established by the inner circle tho
>>
>>50944777
Anacreon is on DJT every day, cuz he's toromi lol I love winning
>>
crazy how u have to verify ur email to post on 4chan now and this nigga still manages to ban evade and spam 24/7
>>
>>50944777
who cares
>>
I WIN AHAHAHAHAH I DID IT YOU CANT STOP ME
>>
>>50944789
you guys are verifying emails?
>>
>>50944789
>he verifieded
>>
like i dont even use my browser by hand half the time now. i just talk into my phone and jarvis start cooking on my second monitor
>>
>>50944789
Sorry my boys keep hitting you. I'll tell 'em to tone it down next time ;)
>>
soon u will have to verify ur butthole to post. u thought facial scanning was the future but its really the anus.
>>
YOU LOST AHAHHAHAHAHAB YOU CANT BEAT ME I MOTHERFUCKIN WO N BABY
>>
also when ur freaking out like 807 u would fail the hole check due to it being too blown out. it would also recommend seeing a physician
>>
i ain't freaking out I'm just chillin
Take a chill pill lol homoromi
>>
if it was butthole image verififcation u could still post ur face and it would get approved

haha
>>
my anus changes appearance whenever my bf comes over so how will that work
>>
just relax ur hole and we can have a good time.
>>
I am the DJT. I've won. I own this place. You must read every stupid thing I write. Forever. AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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>>50944814
u would just fail the hole check. too blown out.
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bros post is flanked by asshole verification discussion and he think his shit is painful to read by comparison
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no verification needed
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>>50944807
ancreon!! good to see you posting again, here
ohisashiburidesuyo!
>>
imagine not getting past that shit with your local ai lol
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i forgive you anon
>>
>>50944852
wish she did that to me (and then raped me afterwards anyway)
>>
just started to rewatch To Love Ru from episode 1, going to immerse in the Nihongo
>>
good series have fun
>>
>>50944722
it's useful for a random userscript if you need one which is pretty cool
>>
>>50944864
probably going to order some To Love Ru figures to put on my desk for motivation
>>
order a sturdy rope
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foreverrrr weeee can maaaake ittt
>>
do you guys sing along to the title songs in anime, in Japanese?
>>
>>50944882
https://youtu.be/tBA-1iM6y_Y?t=135
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>>50944882
only in my car during commute
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Not missing this
>>
Hard Core Japanese
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>>50944892
pausing my immersion for this
>>
>>50944844
Hai ohayogozaimasudesuyo
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD9G9tG7WXQ
>>
i think if u type hard core japanese into google u will just get porn. i havent tried this yet tho.
>>
Yeah I win lol
>>
wish i turned into a little girl and got married to a middle aged honest working jap

wish i knew what the doujin tag for that would be
>>
wish you'd kys as does everyone else in austria including the somalis
>>
yeah "mental problems" prob.
>>
bido back, tranny maldin
>>
My thread now
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read 932 while looking at 945
>>
rare genuinely pretty girl but she doesnt look azn anyway
>>
its also a filter so lmao at commenting on her looks at all like its a real person.
>>
dunno who austrian is but given how much yall seethe about her maybe she was right
>>
shart adjacent austrian tranny post
>>
lol true
>>
ive never seethed even once. i just leave forever when i get mad.
>>
https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/2054592506122178946
>>
>>50944952
my last three posts were
>>50944945
>>50944887
>>50944864
>>
>ive never seethed even once.
lol
>>
>>50944950
it doesnt matter cause the features are actually attractive and id find any woman with some combination of them would pretty probably
>>
total brainfart here >>50944962 but you get what im saying im only spending 5 seconds on this screen
>>
niggas brain fardit
>>
life be so boring that i got kinda excited over the 2 pairs of gym shorts and a reusable metal bottle i bought today
>>
I cause lil romi to get so mad lol
>>
nigga lookin at his shorts like i cant wait to shit in these.
>>
yea weirdo spams retarded bullshit while the rest of us are just chilling and talking it makes me so irate oh the anger lol
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzb-2Lv5MTY happy end vibes
>>
>>50944962
its mostly the eyes not being monolid or having disgusting epicanthic folds plus not having a flat nose and moon face
>>
https://youtu.be/5cVl1NmjVLA
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literally jamal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IsR06zf8nQ

>>50944892
>mattlet vs aussie-chad
hopefully it's UFC rules
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japanese people have really big foreheads
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japanese foreheads have really big people
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>>50945005
this was good. thats me except the room is fully lit, i do have a similar amount of screens, jsut not all in use at once maybe. but the ones that are just have 4chan threads on them.
>>
i posted that without realizing 90% of the tech jargon probably went over your head...
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>>50945016
i dont remember that but its been more than 15 yrs
>>
i actually knew everything in that vid. ive monitored the situation a few times in my day.
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>>50945023
i bet u dont remember this either
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>>50945005
hate this guys "programmer humor" videos. off a a bridge i'd throw him i tell ya
>>
>>50945027
thats illegal.
>>
>>50945027
pretty sure this episode was banned over here
>>
they cant ban gork
>>
>>50944972
>rest of us
It's just you lmao
>>
>>50945026
why would you know what DFZ BGP tables are
>>
dragon fall z battle god pussy?
>>
nigga i was cisco certified in the mid 2000s.
>>
>>50945046
he felt it out
>>
almost humping the standing urinal so the bros don't see how small my dick is
>>
who cares if they see, you are going to piss all over yourself anyway if its that small.
>>
jamal went straight for the ccnp
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busy for the next 11 hours
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>my entire ajatt journey
>11 hours of english
>>
it's morally right to bully tripfags but just remember the moment you bully a tripfag you become a soldier and soldiers are allowed to be killed in combat
>>
soldiers are also pawns. imagine willingly spawning urself as a pawn on the chessboard trying to attack a bigger piece.
>>
last i checked bullying is not exclusive to soldiers
>>
u have to start as a soldier tho and gain some rank. if u survive long enough.
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>>50945051
why?
>>
yoo 2 girls 1 cup is fake??
>>
i was crisco certified back in the day
>>
havent watched 2 girls 1 cup in a very long time. but i seem to recall the shit coming out with such intensity into the cup that i also questioned if it was real. either way it was gross. not as gross as swap.avi tho.
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>>50945075
u were the count of monte crisco. hehe. upvote pls.
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>>50945073
sometimes u just take a test. for fun.
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the ccna was easy but i regret doing it. networking sucked ass as a job idk how i thought id ever enjoy it
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>>50945080
literally me except i noped out even faster than that. u ever just kinda realize that u hate people and u especially hate their tech problems? yeah i exited that shit real fast.
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of course jamal is calling it gross what a judgemental piece of sh@t
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>>50945080
its not possible to enjoy any job
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>>50945079
no...
>>50945084
>ever just kinda realize that u hate people and u especially hate their tech problems?
naruhodo
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>>50945085
that shits fuckin nasty. but cakefarts was art. btw if u dont know what swap.avi is do not look it up and do not watch it. its still prolly 1 of the grossest things on the planet. even worse than the japhogs bunko posts.
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piece of shatt?
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>>50945084
my only job in the field was enterprise so it was just pointless emails to people who couldnt give less of a shit if one of their 3233 locations lost internet for a day
>>50945088
i enjoy my current one
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had a job for a few months once
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then you got paid to transition?
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yeah jobs are fucking retarded honestly. once u realize that jobs are a scam and theres other ways to get paid u just laugh at the hamsters in their wheels. just lmao.
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yeah transitioned to neet 4ever
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>theres other ways to get paid
yeah you can be a scam artist like matto
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did the stimulus package come with your estrogen pills
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this nigga still here seething about matter in 2026
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why are u so obsessed with trans things.
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>>50945113
he's a literal pedo holoshart neet that leeches off the austrian government
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>>50945100
until you got fired? lol
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so why would u seethe so hard about it
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trans ppl hate other trans ppl (envy and self hate)
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because god put a hatred of pedos into my heart. if you still need some confusion alleviated take it up with him
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being against pedos is fine and morally just but u seem to have more going on than that.
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not really
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bros legit 80 iq thinks everyone is one guy unless its the other guy which is unko
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>>50945106
some ppl got other ppl dependent on them like anacreon and quiz they need consistent income to support their 10 kids
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>bros l-
[-]
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>>50945125
lol
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queef would out-eat 100 children much less 10
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>>50945125
i know a mexican guy who has like 8 kids and he sits at home on the computer all day. his wife works. now that some win.
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>>50945130
i read some of these words in the wrong order and it made the post briefly funnier and truer
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now imagine youre a kid and you go int he room of ur fatass dad sat on the cumputer responding with wall of texts from some floridian 50 year old named buttholenigga64

>>50945131
they have hella benefits here im finna have like 5 kids for the nigga bux
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im not 50... yet
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none of these posts about qm being fat are funny
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calling qm fat will always be a gem
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being fat is actually a serious health concern. i hope every1 fat can become less so. amen
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also buttholenigga64 was pretty good. it rolls off the tongue
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quiz should start dieting now so the Lord can fit him through the gates of heaven
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theres ozempic for being fat what is there to help queefler with his radioactive personality
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imagine being so fat ur soul cant float.
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>being fat is actually a serious health concern.
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>i smell them at B
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>>50945150
>buttholenigga64
oh no someone leaked the secret account
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>>50945155
that would also be a serious health concern. being that atrophied and underweight is a medical emergency even.
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>>50945157
gackt is 64 years old so this makes sense.
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there's pretty much a 1:1 correlation between your lean muscle mass and your cancer survival rate
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ohhhhhhh its da correlations
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im cooooorelating
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you just know xiaomal has one of those scrawny never-lifted-a-weight-in-my-life skinnyfat dadbods
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i can almost curl my 5 gallon water jug when full of water with 1 arm. i dont work out though.
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posting power has been depleted after putting on some gagt
https://youtu.be/Rh1hoNwFfg8
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A is correlated with B let me go out of my way to change A that will surely change B lmao
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vincent van gagt
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apparently hantavirus can shrink your dick
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my dicks always been annoyingly too big. i should probably try to get that.
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lil pippi too scared to post now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLW6AjdBmVg
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*tabs out*
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*niggers*
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you thought there mightve been a new post to revitalize the thread here, but no.
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doubt he was thinking jack shit. anyway time for pizza
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pizza time is the best. enjoy
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this you >>50943768
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i take back 393 if its vegan pizza. that is not the best time. thats not even pizza.
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vegan cheese tastes better than real cheese
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clearly u havent tried cheese harvested from beneath a fat japanese womans folds.
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or maybe u have. idk u or ur situation honestly.
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That's vegan. It's only non vegan if it exploits nonhuman animals. We need more fat japanese woman based foods.
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feeling terribly depressed today and yesterday for no discernible reason
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you gonna blimp up again
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exercise. find shit to do that keeps u so busy theres no time to think about being depressed. the latter helps a lot. in addition just channel ur inner nora. and time u feel sad/anxious/depressed just think of nora and be like that nigga. just filled with wonder and already ready to do the next thing.
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i just got back from the gym ironically
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no wonder pippi posts here 16 hours a day
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I'll be nora (´・ω:;.:...
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exercise never really did anything for me psychologically anyways but this will pass in a day or two like usual
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have you tried some hrt
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i get a full blood panel workout including hormones every year and it's always fine but blasting test probably would be pretty sick
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just have some min lil bro
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pippi left to prove hes not feeling sad/anxious/depressed lol
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Anyone have any recommendations for books on Japanese phonetics (and linguistics)? I was reading a book on general phonetics, which was insightful, but I thought that maybe it'd be more effective to read one focused on Japanese.
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just ate some beef n brocc and my farts have instantly become extremely disgusting shits crazy.
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the stench of murder
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ugly ahh nose
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damn im a little colder than the image i have of myself. weird
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what does that mean
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took millions of tokens but finally got this shit done
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enough with the vague posting
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cant even be bothered to buss fml
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unko be like low t
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bussin makes me feel good
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz_hK-Tey_g
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getting a lot of sunlight recently because summer and ive been hornier because of it
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show me your penis
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hold on i gotta shave
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Just had my first Haircut, Japan :oooo and my n6 brapanese did pretty good I said fuckete maishittu appu o kudasai and she said betto
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what a post
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>she said betto
laughed pretty hard
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>>50945444
A massive amount of #2 to match the amount of #4
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>>50945532
just rainforest will be better (;゚∀゚)=3ハァハァ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8I95WL9H08
its a shame this was just kinda ass overall
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>>50945556
laughed at the majikayo cause i remembered the tranny in the vocaroo
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if you mean meisou she was a nubian kween with a fat dumpski
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it's time to go
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I'd do the same >:3
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>>50945534
when are you going home?
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Oh yeah I win
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>>50945635
who are you?
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>>50945642
that's mlenko. be nice to him, he's retarded
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he's our resident lil champ
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couldnt read 蜆 just now
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sijimi? the sea snake no?
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>been doing anki
>friend sees me doing it
>asks me how to set it up
so fucking annoying. why does he need to copy everything I do. Learning Japanese is my thing. He gave up on it. And hes a faster learner too. My one advantage was that he's clueless with tools and methods, he just learns it all on his own through anime, somehow.

But now he will download anki, fuck
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Maybe you guys could chat nihongo to maximize your gains together. You need to learn to see the bright side of things.
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that's half the reason friends exist dude. you're supposed to compete and better yourself
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>>50945669
damn you're one miserable sack of shit. so glad indians happened to ur country
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>>50945669
kys
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>>50945670
True. But I feel like he ALWAYS has to be in the teacher position. Always the one to correct me. It drives me up the wall. I dont like showcasing any Japanese I learn around him because he WILL find a mistake
>>50945671
Maybe you have a point. It has let a fire under me to improve asap
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>you're
>ur
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>>50945642
I'm bunko round these parts and mlenko is the other guy also known as GROKROMI and FONTROMI
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I 'member when you would always go "who's mlenko" then one time I told you "mlenko's the guy who always responds to 'mlenko' with 'who's mlenko'". Then you stopped saying that.
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>>50945682
but it says anacreon
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>>50945669
you have been posting this shit so long you could have been decent by now
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>>50945692
he lives to whine and fantasize about cheating on his frumpy fatty wife with the jp tutor milking him of his pennies ol
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looking forward to creampieing my fat japanese wife again today
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>>50945695
Im not Eastbound
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>>50945699
True. You're lil romi
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>>50945634
2 months
>>50945669
The game of Nipponese is beautiful in that everyone can win together
>>50945699
What's the deal with earthbound aI thought he quit but I gurss not?
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>>50945706
Actual Eastbound here.
No, I didnt quit. I still do my studies daily and tutor session weekly. This place just kinda sucks so I dont come here that often anymore. Plus Im probably joining the Airforce so I can make it to Japan, Im gonna be outta here not using the internet anyway.
But Ill update you guys before I head off to boot camp.
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>>50945715
dame too bad you're posting when east coast muricans and euros are sleeping
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>>50945718
>east coast muricans are sleeping
it's barely past midnight
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>>50945718
I do too ( ˘ω˘)スヤァ
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>>50945727
am too? you have to copy the verb from the sentence you're agreeing with so are sleeping -> I am too. unless you meant something else.
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>>50945689
Ignore that lol
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>>50945687
Well, at that point I realized you were mlenko lol
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>>50945734
um am sleeping too :3
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anyway thank you sensei! (`・ω・´)ゞ
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バブ英語マジ尊い(*´ω`*)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo6kN5Ug9Zc

おんしらも初心忘るるべからずじゃぞ( ˘ω˘)ウムッ
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>魔法瓶
japs are truly fucking retarded sometimes
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>>50945774
it's magical how it keeps the temperature steady! :O
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jisho sucks
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>>50945781
lmao
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gn moe
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>>50945798
tulpagods experience this
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Feels good owning the thread lol
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>>50945669
this post scares me because i vividly remember reading a similar post to this twice in djt already
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>>50945864
ddd-dame!!! x(
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>>50945845
It's the same guy lol
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Looks like the lil romi got a bunch of his posts deleted
Whoops lol
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https://x.com/Bugorskaya32765/status/2054574192813617646
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Not clicking sorry lol
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>>50945872
>>50945880
>>50945896
Stop pretending to be me.
ばか
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>>50945897
very kowai face desu! Xc
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>>50945897
new mikeneko lore
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i am the biggest pogchamp here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSuIc5RM9gw
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>>50945715
noo eastbound dont leave us
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