THE thread for yandere 2hus. All posts will be thoroughly reviewed to make sure no one is cheating on their wife!
>>50948139I need a domineering yanhag to slowly isolate me from the rest of my friends and family while she slowly convinces me that she's the only thing I need
Which 2hus do you want to see fighting over you?
For years I've had fantasies about 2hus raping me. It's the only thing I can get off to anymore. I think this place has done irreversible damage to me.
>>50948560these things happen
>>50948432These two. Bonus points if Eirin is my mom
>>50948644>Be butler at SDM>Sakuya falls for you, but her generally aloof nature prevents you from ever noticing her feelings>Pressure builds until you’re all she can think about>She plans to corner you in one of the rooms and confess>Whether you accept or reject her feelings are irrelevant>Unfortunately, one of Patchouli’s experiments goes awry and you get injured>Taken to Eientei for medical care>Over time, Eiren suffers from the Nightingale effect and falls for you too>She forces you to stay longer than necessary under the guise of you still not being better yet>Sakuya comes to visit on behalf of Remilia wanting to make sure you’re not dead>Eirin instantly clocks the head maid’s ulterior motives for coming>A dark shadow is cast over Eientei as the immortal brain of the moon and the time stopping maid duke it out for butler Anon’s heart (and body)
>>50948682it's kino...
I like to imagine the horror of going to Gensokyo, improvising my life, becoming strong, driven, kind, and all the while I was setting up a land mine. Tragedies are a really underrated genre.
>What are you doing here?>Don't you know the mountain is dangerous?>It's almost nightfall, you wont last long in the dark.>You'll just have to come with me if you want to live.>You'll stay the night at my home, nothing will get you there.>You don't want to get eaten by youkai, do you?
>>50948750Nothing better than a lovey dovey story hiding the darkness of a yandere beneath it
>>50948139You'd be wholly monogamous for your 2wife right?
>>50948432Mokou and Kaguya, possibly with a side of Reisen and Keine too.
woow be butler at sdm sakuya falls for you and fights eirin over your dick i literally do not play video games i just write pathetic self insert fanfics all day cause my brain is rotted by pornyou have a literal disease in your mind nobody cares about your disgusting fetishes
>>50949010>i literally do not play video games i just writeSounds rather admirable to me.
>>50949014oh wow yeah writing disgusting self insert porn fantasies about being a butler for anime girls is definitely real literature manyoure not funny kill yourself
>>50949010>>50949017Turkroach.
>>50949010A roach calling someone else disgusting is strange to see
>>50949017Honestly anyone who wastes their time playing video games is in a glass house about how other people want to spend theirs. At least read a book if you want to complain about literature, maybe get a hobby doing something productive.
For whatever reason I feel that being on the receiving end of Sagume's psychosexual obsession would manifest in some particularly diabolical ways, considering her ability.
>>50948682>>50948723Plot twist: Butler-kun was gay the whole time.
>>50949393And this stops her... how, exactly?
>>50949393Thinking about it more, it's not exactly the WORST idea. A large amount of 2hus still won't fall for it even if they weren't yandere. But there are some that you could convince.
>>50949068>>50949076it's not even the roach it's someone baiting with its namereport and don't reply
>>50949408Anyone would be, if the dating pool wasa) the average female youkaib) guys like the Geidontei drunks and Rinnosuke
The fact some of you are so brainwashed by porn that you actually think there's a conspiracy of people pretending to be me just to post in your containment thread is pathetic.
>>50949010>i just write pathetic self insert fanfics all day Yes.
>>50948772Depends on how you define “eaten.”
yuyuko would make the scariest yandere to any mortal being
>>50949618the violently painful and lethal waythis is why you need to follow the pretty wolf into her parlor for safety
>>50949174I never really thought about yan Sagume before but damn is it wild to think about. If she really wanted to she could make you into any kink she fancied at the moment and you wouldn't be none the wiser
>>50949393Having to explain to the yanhu that I can't return her feelings because it would be a mischaracterization!But in all seriousness, any Yandere story isn't complete without the development at the start in what could've been a normal relationship that went south like a bad chemical reaction. Woman can bring the best out of men, although you only see them making people worse on the internet, I've seen enough cases of men becoming happy to convince me that the two sexes are truly a pair. But imagine NOT reciprocating the feelings of the woman that saved you? Is that really fair? Wouldn't that cause you to go off the deep end if you helped a woman out of a tight spot, formed a bond, fell in love, but they didn't return your love?For instance, I'm what you call a 'detail-oriented' person in that it's easy for me to research, extract topics and correlations, and explain them to others simply, but only if it's for a topic I enjoy or a person I care about. If I got stuck in limbo due to a flaw in the Yama legal system, I imagine Shiki could inspire me to be a sort of paralegal who'd be responsible for digging into the law and finding out how to make judgements more expedient and fair. Imagine all those long nights discussing with Shiki over copious amounts of documents and diagrams, drinking coffee, but still not being tired because we're so absorbed in the work.Wouldn't it then be the upmost betrayal if, after all that time, Shiki expressed her feelings for me, at great personal risk to her position, and I refused? After everything she's done for me?This is the secret ingredient most self-insert Yandere stories lack, the building of the emotional bridge before it's set on fire. Watching a plane crash is one thing, but watching it take off, gain altitude, knowing it'll violently crash, is a whole other thing entirely.
Kogasa giving you a sword so you can protect yourself because she loves and cares about(accepting this means she now belongs to you and you aren't allowed to have any other processions or woman around.)
>>50950083It would be more appropriate if she were to offer you her umbrella, right?
>>50950241What do you think she did to her umbrella self.
>>50950344Isn't she that wooden type of umbrella?Also what's that right behind her?
>>50950349She asked Patchy to teach Alchemy to turn wood into iron before reforming her umbrella self into that sword. It's a cursed youkai blade now on the same level as Youmu's
>>50950372Ah, that makes sense.
>>50950372That's terrible... it's horrible. I wouldn't mind Kogasa if she forged me a sword, but twisting her umbrella (basically her soul) into a grotesque creation? I don't think I could live with myself.
>>50950385>I don't think I could live with myself.Binding and shackling you with guilt. Who knew Kogasa could be so cruel
>>50948682plot for the next touhou game
I need more yanhu stories and greentextsThe remi ones were really good
>>50950048I've never been into yandere, but you've convinced me that the genre might actually be interesting. are there any good drama-focused yandere doujins?
What are you thinking?I ask myself that question every time I look at you. Your thoughts always seemed so far away, drifting somewhere above us, even when we sat in the same room, I had the strange feeling you were somewhere else entirely. You would sit so quietly, your fingers folded together, head tilted slightly downward, eyes half-lidded as if you were listening to something no one else could hear. I remember watching you and wondering what kind of world could exist inside a mind like yours.I never bothered asking, because at the time, it felt rather unnecessary. I thought there would be time that eventually you would turn to me and speak, the way you sometimes did when a thought finally became too heavy to keep to yourself.When you finally did speak, you always spoke strangely. Carefully, as if each word had to be placed exactly where it belonged or the whole structure would immediately collapse. It made the others impatient most of the time, but I never minded. If anything, I liked your pauses. I liked the way your thoughts took time to arrive, it seemed like something traveling from very far away.Back then, I thought it meant something that you spoke to me at all, but now I wonder if that was only another one of my misunderstandings.I spent so much time watching you, memorizing your habits. The way your fingers moved when you were nervous and the way your eyes shifted when you were trying to hide a thought from the rest. I thought I was learning you, dissecting everything about you piece by piece. I thought that if I observed you carefully enough, if I paid close enough attention, I would eventually understand you in a way no one else did.What an embarrassing thought.
>>50951607I like this. Kaguya monopolizing someone by understanding them better than anyone else. It doesn’t matter if her interactions with her object of affection are short, sporadic, or mostly filled with silence. She sees every unconscious action, be it a small change in facial expression or little muscle twitches. Others may also notice it, but only she understands it.
>>50951607that was a nice readgood job desu
>>50949805This is a creature that tracks and hunts humans as a careerIf she catches you, you will NEVER escape her clutchesno matter how fast you run, the woof is faster
>>50952157What if I catch her instead?
>>50951607Now you sit here, silent and vacant, and I realize that I never understood anything at all. Not you, not your thoughts, not even the distance that was already growing between us long before you landed here in this ageless room. I keep trying to remember the moment when you stopped being someone I could reach towards. There must have been a moment where you looked at me and decided that whatever connection I believed we had was never real to begin with. Did you already know then?Did you look at me with that same expression and think that one day I would end up sitting here, talking to a person who can no longer answer me? If so, I wish you had said something.Anything.Sometimes I try to imagine what you would say if you could still think the way you used to. Would you apologize? Would you laugh softly and explain that all of this was simply another misunderstanding? Or would you look at me with that distant expression and say nothing at all, just like you are doing now? I suspect it would be the last one.That would be the most honest outcome, wouldn’t it? Because if I am being honest with myself, you were never very interested in me to begin with.How foolish.I do so much for you, dear. I dedicate hours of my time to you, daily. I feed you, I spoil you, I clean after you, while you don't even bother to turn your head towards me. Do you know how insulting and ungrateful that is? If I had known this was the end result, perhaps I would have spent my infinite time more wisely. Instead I devoted myself to understanding you, to making sure your fragile little mind had the space it needed to function. And what did you do with that space? You disappeared into it, vanished so thoroughly that even now, when I sit directly in front of you, I cannot find a single trace of the person I wasted so much effort on.You did this.That is the conclusion I have arrived at after thinking about it long enough: you did this to yourself and somehow, in the process, you managed to drag me into it as well. What are you thinking?What are you thinking?What are you thinking?WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?The words repeat in my mind until they lose all meaning. Of course you aren’t thinking anything.How cruel of you, my love.
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>>50952192Mind breaking someone isn't how you get him to love you princess.
>>50952192i can't fix her
>>50951607>>50952192I honestly have no fucking clue what's going on apart from Kaguya imprisoning some guy.
>>50952518Guya grows closer to Anon and at one point, wrongly assumes the intense need she feels for him is mutual -> is rejected, which shocks her into a whiplash -> proceeds to kidnap him -> Anon, naturally, is not pleased with being held captive in an eternal room by someone he considered a friend (and ONLY a friend), and thus refuses to indulge her as a form of protest/expressing resentment -> Guya's mind falls deeper into a sinking hole of one-sided obsession and self-inflicted misery
>>50952653All I'm getting out of this is that anon is a flamming faggot.
>>50952669Not everyone likes to be kidnapped and locked into eternity through someone's ability anon
>>50952677But how could he say no the first time. If you reject the most beautiful woman on earth you just don't like women.
>>50952684dumb moonie spent the better part of several hundred years rejecting men trying to court her, she should at least expect to be rejected at least once in her life
You keep coming home with the scent of other girls on you (no matter how faint). No, saying "I can't smell it" is not an excuse, this is an obvious provocation. It's clear you can't be trusted outside on your own.
>>50952171Invest in lots of bandages
>>50952699Princess is very, very, very, very vain and petty
>>50953430I want to get chomped
>>50952684Maybe you like her as a friend or like a sister.
>>50953430They're just love bites, they don't hurt.
>>50953430>>50953632bruising on my wrists. because i just had to try and get away when she said she wanted to start a family with me.bitemarks on the side of my chin. because i kept trying to turn away from her loving kisses.clawmarks on my my shoulders. because i kept wriggling my body as she locked her mouth with mine.my clothes ripped to shreds. because i just had to hold unto them like a child.more clawmarks on my legs. because crawling away was never going to work.now there is more bruises on my crotch too. because i just had to get her so worked up for no good reasonshe puts another bite mark on my shoulder. because she already planned to leave that mark... the rest is my own fault for being so difficult.and now she is sinking her claws into my back. because i made feel too good.its hurts so much, but i should be grateful. because now everybody knows i belong to her.....
>>50953661You can like someone as a friend or a sister but still fuck them though. Granted, it would be better to just avoid this Kaguya altogether.
>>50953632many such cases
>>50953698Honestly it was all anons fault. Momiji just wanted to show how much she loved him but he had to be difficult.
What makes Kaguya such a popular yanhu?
>>50952684She smells like asmongold
>>50953951Immortality. An average yandere can hurt or kill any woman or man, or even you.Kaguya can do something much better(worse).
