(You) wake up in the guest house of Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate's home in the early morning hours of August 9, 1969 (idk why you're there, maybe Tate and her friends invited you over for an orgy or something lmao). (You) look out your window just in time to see members of the Manson family cutting the telephone line and blocking off the only exit with a getaway car. The heavily pregnant Sharon rushes in, begging (You) to save her from the crazed hippies coming up the hill. Of the six people present, (You) are the only one with any experience with weapons, because rich celebrities are retarded, so it's up to (You) to save the day.The Rules:>you get one firearm of your choice that would've been legally available on the civilian market in the United States in 1969 (Smith & Wesson Model 10s and M1 Garands - yes, AK-47s and Mini-14s - no)>you have 20 rounds of ammunition>you can improvise additional weapons from household items>you can set up barricades using furniture and other household items>Sharon and the others will fight alongside you if they're appropriately armed, but they'll probably suck and get themselves killed in the process>you have to kill every Manson Family member present, including Linda Kasabian>whatever happens, Sharon and her unborn child must survive, if they don't, she won't be able to have gratitude sex with you and Roman Polanski will drug and rape Samantha Gailey in the future>absolutely no flamethrowers (Molotov cocktails are acceptable though)
>>64101516I yell his activation phrase and then go get breakfast.
>>64101516>you get one firearm of your choice that would've been legally available on the civilian market in the United States in 1969Colt SP1. I win.
>>64101516I throw the pedo jew fucking whore out the front door.
>>64101516
>>64101516Lol, that you thought of this scenario for some reason.
>>64101552>Not knowing this is a recurring threadLurk for a year.
>>64101516Against those chuckleheads I would feel adequate with an Hi-Power, or even less. But for style I am picking pic related.Or a SIG AMT because it is ugly and amazing.>>64101552Fuck off, tourist scum.
>>64101516>M3 Carbine>hide in the bushes overlooking the house>blast Tex Watson first, then Patricia Krenwinkel, Leslie Van Houten, and Susan Atkins as they panic because they’re leaderless without a man and they have no fucking idea what night vision sights are>detach sights from M3 (they’re fragile after all) and beat Linda Kasabian to death with it if I’m all out of ammo>go back to the house, smoke the biggest fucking blunt I can find, and fuck heavily pregnant Sharon Tate to California Dreamin’ until the sun comes up
>>64101525spbp
>>64101516In the assumption that the scenario starts with me at the ready and the mansons parking their car, i would want a china lake grenade launcher, assuming availability under the classification of 'destructive device' with appropriate permit.If i cannot have that, i guess an m14 with a bayonet, for style and to try and make the shots count.
>>64101525The correct answer.
>>64101516None of the Manson gang could shoot for shit so I'd take a Hi Power
this is a GTA mission right?
>>64101516>if they don't, she won't be able to have gratitude sex with youWill she let me bust inside? This is a very important strategic consideration.
>>64101516>you have to kill every Manson Family member present, including Linda Kasabianlol, whyI shoot once in the air and they fuck off to larp elsewhere since I'm not an ez target anymore.
>>64101516>you have to kill every Manson Family member presentWould kidnapping Susan Atkins to keep her as my bunker-wife be a suitable alternative?
>barricade door>sequester the civilians upstairs>set up house with various harmless traps and Rube Goldberg machines, i.e. Home Alone style>play Yakety Sax at max volume through the record playerWeapon? Flare gun. How fucking hard would it be to kill drugged out hippies that are overstimulated and covered in mustard? One by one with a kitchen knife or my bare hands until my erection becomes unmanageable.
>>64102119>enjoy getting butcheredYou need help.
>>64102119as much as i hate that kike fag, you gotta admit something like this can fuckup even the strongest of men. Having your pregnant love murdered must be a traumatic experience. I'm not excusing his actions and ...>>64102146oh it's just a retard fuck off back to your containment site, okay ?
>>64102148lolno, she was in it with him fucking kids. tex was the cutout to procure runaway girls for polanski and his pervert sadist wife.
I send Roman Polanski out with acid in his system and a kitchen knife and as he distracts the Mansons (hopefully dying in the process) in his stupor I pick them off with my AR-180 purchased in Costa Mesa.
>>64102146>are you trying to sayAgain, a stupid projection. I said;> you need helpReread it here:>>64102122>You need help.Asocial idiot.
>>64101526>>64102119Samantha please, next time don't be a little naughty slut.
>>64101516Go down to the local gun store and walk out with an HK41 with no background check.
>>64102148>Having your pregnant love murdered must be a traumatic experience. I'm not excusing his actions and ...Polanski is a true sicko, in Tim O'Neil's book Chaos that came out a few years ago it was revealed that Polanski was tying up Sharon and filming her while strangers gang raped her. The FBI let him enter the crime scene and take the tapes so he wouldn't get charged for it.
>>64102477>it was revealedProof?
>>64102497It's in the book, with witness testimony. Tim O'Neill is an investigative journalist that spent 20 years on Manson, there's a lot of other crazy shit in that book. The biggest reveal of the book is that the clinic the family attended was one of the sites of public MKULTRA experiments.
M1 Carbine, easy-peasy. Get the useless rich people upstairs, camp the stairwell.>>64102047better to ask forgiveness than permission
>>64102517>The biggest reveal of the book is that the clinic the family attended was one of the sites of public MKULTRA experiments.May read, thx.
>>64101516A can of dog food and a flamethrower.
So is all this really about the hatchet job on Bruce Lee disguised as rewriting history?
>>64102047You think she's worried about getting double pregnant?
>>64101518What is his activation phrase? How bright one must glow before being initiated into the secrets of the glowing order?
>>64102497Dream>>64102517I have a book that says your mother is a cheap whore. There's also a lot of witness testimonies, including your father.
>>64102941
>>64103037>getting this mad over the official narrative being questioned Hilarious.
>>64103082Oh you're mentally I'll, ok.
>>64103188>mentally I'llWant to try that again?
>>64101516I don't know much about their house, but I'd expect there's probably a room we can bunker down in. One door, windows are high or nonexistent. I take a surplus M1 Carbine, to balance power with portability, and have everyone else huddle in the corner furthest from any point of entry.Make the Mansonites do the hard work of trying to break in, maybe I'll have strewn furniture and such in the way to our room beforehand just to make things more difficult for them. Then hold position and wait for those satanist freaks to try and come through the door and put a round in each one as I see them.
>>64102119objectively correct decision
>>64102118Kek.
zamn pregnant hottie.
>>64102929That is how twins are made, silly boy..
>>64101516didn't only one guy have a gun and most of them underage kids?give me a a line of blow, 2 hits of PCP and I'll go HAM of those bitches with the kitchen cutlery. They gonna need the whole LAPD forensic team out there to even work out how many bodies there are
>>64101516M1 Carbine with one mag and the real wood stock so I can club the fucking hippies if/when I run out of lead, and enough scotch to kill a rhino. After the fight's done I'm gonna fuck Sharon, btw. Bareback.
>>64102119Dangerously based
>>64103796Twins are born at the same time. Double pregnant is when the babies come 7 months apart.
Take my SP1 (just as >>64101525) that's in the room already and shoot them from the window because none of them can run to save their lives.
I can't do it. If I do, Chinatown won't be made.
>>64101536Someone opens up with a BAR even I am running>>64103037>t. Underage
>>64104053you can apply yourself in saving herthen you can apply yourself again and be the one to make Chinatownno doubt everyone will praise your genius just the same
>>64104027>Twins are born at the same timeOne twin is always premature. Once you take out the cork, the rest just fall out. Haven't you even heard of Octo-mom? Like a clown car up in dat shit!
>>64101516everything that ive read about the murders indicates that they were ambushed when they were all asleep, stoned or in sharons case pregnant.If you just kept your doors locked and had even one gun for home defense laying around you probably could have chased them off. The only real threat was Tex Watson but because he was on so much Belladonna and LSD he was essentially retarded. If I dont know the attack is coming (thats cheating, Im not sitting in an ambush position with my m1 carbine and just going to start blasting at my home on guard 24/7). Id probably be hanging around the house with my whore hollywood friends when they start picking us off one by one. Best case scenario I can sneak off, grab a gun (shotgun, m1, 1911, revolver) sneak out of the house in the chaos (remember, everyone is high as shit) and flank them and start shooting inside the living room where sharon and jay were strung up. The family only had one gun themselves, and it was partially broken at this point. It would have been a turky shoot and I bet some of the celebs would have been hurt, maybe even killed, but its better than the alternativeThe real overlooked horror for that night is steve parent. Just looking to sell a radio gets ambushed in the hollywood hills of all places. And his story is forgotten thanks to all the famous people that got killedOn another note, Steve McQueen was allegedly supposed to be there but was too high and having sex with some hippie. I think he may have pulled a real life cliff booth and just started butchering them
>>64104139>Im not sitting in an ambush position with my m1 carbine and just going to start blasting at my home on guard 24/7Weak. I bet you don't even drink dark beer, either.
>>64104139>Steve McQueen was allegedly supposed to be there but was too high and having sex with some hippie. I think he may have pulled a real life cliff booth and just started butchering themDear Lord that would have been awesome.
>>64101516there were five members and one was a lookout. Id wait a few feet from the door they were entering with a model 1897 loaded with buckshot, the moment the door opens blast all 4 of them. 2ez4m3
Throw the pedophile to the Mansons to buy more time to get kill zones set up.
>>64104135Why would I want to be the one to make it?
>>64101516im not saving her until she agrees to abort the antichristmanson was insane but he did save the world here
>>64104195well then you can have both
>>64104190He wasn't there.
>>64104207Did I stutter? Throw the pedophile under the bus.
>>64104203But if I made it, even if I made it as close to the original as I possibly could, it would still be lacking some quality of the original. That's as unacceptable as if it were never made at all.
>>64102941>What is his activation phrase?Covfefe
>>64102047>Will she let me bust inside?Nigga she’s already nine months pregnant, one of the perks is that you can nut inside her as much as you want without having to worry about that.>>64104139>everything that ive read about the murders indicates that they were ambushed when they were all asleepThe first victim was Steven Parent and he was killed in his car by multiple gunshots to the chest, that probably woke up at least a few of the occupants.>On another note, Steve McQueen was allegedly supposed to be there but was too high and having sex with some hippie. I think he may have pulled a real life cliff booth and just started butchering themMcQueen had served in the United States Marine Corps in his youth so he might have actually been able to fight them off.
>>64104207Reality is not a part of this thread, any more than the movie.
>>64101516>The heavily pregnant SharonPregnancy is a binary state, you either are or you aren't. There are no shades of grey here. You sjck freaks are the ones who fantasize about pregnant Anne Frank and turn from your sick fantasies to hateing Jewesses in the same breath. Hypocrisy is your moral compass.
>>64101516>you get one firearm of your choice that would've been legally available on the civilian market in the United States in 1969I’m getting a Gyrojet MKI, there’s a lot more better weapons available but this will be my only chance to fuck around with a gyrojet. I just have to shoot Tex from like 18 meters away. Hopefully this will convince the chicks to beat it, if not the humble brick will be my back up weapon.>But Anon what if Tex engages you too close for the Gyrojet to build up lethal momentum?Well then I rush him while firing the Gyrojet like a retard, even though the rounds probably won’t hurt him it will throw him off enough for me to brick him.Then I’m going to fuck Sharon in front of that nerd Roman while telling him sodomy is wrong.>>64104139>On another note, Steve McQueen was allegedly supposed to be there but was too high and having sex with some hippie. I think he may have pulled a real life cliff booth and just started butchering themGod we were denied extreme Kino
>>64104139imagine
>>64101516>you get one firearm of your choice that would've been legally available on the civilian market in the United States in 1969
>>64104863Pregnancy is a spectrum from not pregnant to human bowling ball.
>>64104139hard mode: laying around also stonedeasy mode: waiting in an ambush position because you just got back from operation toan thang and the cong could be anywhere, man
>>64102213HE WASN'T THERE
>>64104139>>64104603>>64105046>>64105101The man was the definition of cool.
>Tate is pregnant and completely exhausted>Rest of the bunch is high/wasted>change every light bulb in the house to a very weak red, green, blue etc. one so the entire lighting looks like an LSD trip.>hang a bunch of fishing hooks from the ceiling at different heights in front of every door and window>Put on White Rabbit but manipulate the turntable so it only plays tiny fractions of it all the time. >Put on pic related and wait for them>When they get "hooked" in the fishing lines, slowly approach them, say nothing and whack em on their head with a hammer>Only have an FN HP ready if things should get downhill>Satanists wanted to scare the rich and famous>Instead they ran into their personal fever nightmare
>>64103197Why would I? You perfectly understand what I wanted to say, you don't even deny it. Insane "people" like you should be lobotomized at the very least.>>64103200>>64103884Brown squad.
>>64101516>”If I was at that bungalow with Sharon, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of hippy blood in the Hollywood Hills and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to do some more LSD and fuck a bit more, don't worry.”-Marky Mark
>>64106048>requests lobotomy at the first sign of troubleOK Kennedy whatever you say.
>>64105364>Pregnancy is a spectrum from not pregnantMy point. Not pregnant is not pregnancy. Pregnant is. A yes or no state, BINARY.
>>64106406>InB4 tight choke and slugRun fosters, tight for buck; so Impoved Modified Cylinder.
>>64101542Needs sawback.
>>641046038 months and odd weeks. She is a horny slut at that stage.t. Dad that finds preggos disgusting
>>64105435I remember reading in "Automobile" (maybe "Cycle World"?) one of the old school editors said Steve admitted he forced his wife to learn stick in Palm Springs in his 275 GTB.That is the most baller power move I have ever heard off outside of buying railroads.
>>64106430So what'd you do then?Finger her with your eyes closed?
>>64106437>hills>200 cube " V-12>Ferrari 1960s clutch>California traffic>woman driverI would consider suicide.
>>64106443You bite the bullet and be a man.The key to being a husband and Dad is being able to shut the fuck up, and then, when you do speak, to make it wise and laconic.You are basically a draft horse or mule.You do the work and carry the profits home and if you are lucky you get a carrot.
>>64106443>>64106457The donkey in Animal Farm? That's you.
>>64106457>>64106463You're quite right. My father tells me this too, so I know you're speaking truth. Thanks.So I presume you closed your eyes, and thought of England, and carried on?
>>64105411I also wasn't there. But in this reality I had him chained in the basement for a week with the promise of a kinky dominatrix coming to step on his balls.
>>64106500My Father is a Saint. I have seen him not flinch under withering fire. And when needed he makes a stolid, tactical retreat to the garage.I don't know how he does it. He doesn't even drink.
>>64106544Jesus that is bleak
>>64106551Yeah, but being a man is usually not a parade. It's both grunt work and being a field officer. You knowingly send men to toil and die, but those men are you.It makes the god moments all the sweeterTo quote /fit/>Wanting it to be easy
>>64106544KekThank you for your service>>64106551We all have our duties in life
>>64105965Edgy, but still based.
>>64106105>vietnam fucking shits, the sequel
A Remington wingmaster, snuff the hippies simple as.>Implying I also won't use this time travel scenario to go throw hands with Ronald Reagan in an older Ronald Reagan mask probably Bill Gates too
>>64105965They were all on acid when they went to Tate's so you'd probably kill 'em with pure fright.
>you get one firearm of your choice that would've been legally available on the civilian market in the United States in 1969Colt Python in 357 Magnum was available in 69, right?I suppose any pump shotgun and buckshot will also do.
>>64101516Browning Auto-5
>>64101516I take care of business just like in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood.
>>64101589>M3 CarbineEarl Swagger, father of Bob The Nailer, approves.
>>64104863>sjck freaks are the ones who fantasize about pregnant Anne Frank and turn from your sick fantasies to hateing Jewesses in the same breath. Hypocrisy is your moral compass.Nigger, what are you even blabbering about?>>64105364>Pregnancy is a spectrum from not pregnant to human bowling ball.I’ll take the bowling ball>>64106430>t. Dad that finds preggos disgustingWhat are you, gay?
>>64111069Holy fuck two her babies just above her third baby are something else. Imagine her slapping you with them while she rides you.
>>64101516>1969Colt SP1 went on sale in 1964. Standard mags of the time were 20 rounds, so, full magazine.
>>64111663>$189.50These were running $399 in 1982, iitc.
>>64110890Point Of Impact was a masterpiece but all the other Swagger novels were a mistake
>>64101516Ithaca 37 with #1 Buck. Post up with view of the door, slam fire 3 rounds as soon as they open it, use the ensuing panic to reload and reevaluate from there.
>>64106530>But in this reality I had him chained in the basement for a week with the promise of a kinky dominatrix coming to step on his balls.
>>64111852I sort of disagree. Time to hunt was pretty good, and the earl books were decent
>>64101516Have Sharon hide while I make everyone else roll this bad boy up the drive-way loaded with all of her fine china and silverware
>>64105411So he says.
>MP40>Hold those at the Tate household hostage>Wait for the Manson gang to visit>Hold Charles Manson at gunpoint and rape him to assert dominance>Enjoy my harem until I get gunned down by the LAPD.
>>64114015>Hold Charles Manson at gunpoint and rape him to assert dominance
>>64114015getting raped in juvie was one of the reasons manson ended up like he didit might work
>>64115582>the solution to rape traumatization is... more rape
>>64117185Can't beat the cock man.
>>64102062>Would kidnapping Susan Atkins to keep her as my bunker-wife be a suitable alternative?Only if she never leaves
>>64102941Well if he told, he'd have to kill you.
>>64117798I love a throwback.
>>64114015Manson didn't actually participate in the murders (why would you even expect that of him, he was a degenerate coward), he just ordered them.
>>64119477>degenerate cowardCaught hiding under the sink cabinet.
>>64102941Would you kindly...
>>64102038No, it's an LA Noire mission
>>64101516I disable the brakes on Sharon Tate's car, light it on fire and roll it down the hill like a battering ram.
>>64101518this
>>64111069jesus fuck those tits are illegal
>>64101516You put Sharon into preggy monster rage mode (by shoving you cock into her sweet little poophole), but beware, if you come and go limp her rage mode ends, so you'll have to strap yourself to her behind and keep going to keep her going slaughtering the schizohippies. Hard mode: you give her such a strong orgasm she gives birth to Roman's child and you can impregnate her (and you follow through)
>>64104139Based Stevie
>>64101516I just need 2 cans of dog food.
>>64102917Hi Simu
>>64101516You people don't seem to know that what they did to Sharon's baby was so horrific it was suppressed.
>>64124035being a statistician and hobbyist historian, I'm numb to all thatlots of shit happened in history. every single war you can think of probably involved anywhere from a few Sharon Tates to thousands of em.lots of shit is happening now, too. the only difference between late-term abortion and what they did to Sharon Tate is merely the will of the parents. we are straight up killing babies en masse right now and nobody cares because "mum" (using the word advisedly) signed off on the death warrant.your horror has no power here.
>>64101516Smith & Wesson 1905 Hand Ejector with pissin' hot rifle loads, then I find Nixon and warn him about the future and Westmoreland.
>>64106430fag
>>64124124>trying to save Nixon from himselfNoble, but foolish. Nixon was a sperg, he was doomed to self-immolation by his nature.
>>64124124What does Nixon need to know about Westmoreland? He was out of MACV before the election.
>>64124075>anti-abortion faggot is also an autistic chudI never would have guessed!
>>64124894>Thinks 4chan can't handle gory fucked up details about a baby>chudYou're obviously a tourist and you need to get the fuck out
>>64124124>find Nixon and warn him about the future and WestmorelandWhile you're there, tell him to get a handle on Hunt and Liddy and the rest of the CREEP (committee to re-elect the president) guys. And fire Mark Felt, FBI Associate Director (widely believed to have been Deep Throat, the source that spoonfed Bernstein & Woodward)>Nixon finishes 2nd term>Ford remains a nobody>no Watergate means those two assholes from the Washington Post never amount to shit>no Ford means no CarterWhile you're there, see if you can get Tricia Nixon -- born in '46, would have been 23 in '69 -- to give you a "tour of the white house", if you know what I mean.
>>64104207>>64105411Where was he then?
>>64111663That is $1,994.06 today
>>64125063>widely believedConfirmed post mortem.
Release my dog on them and have him bite Tex Watson to death
>>64101516Let me at 'em
I kill Polansky myself
>>64129322Okay, but first you need to survive the Manson Family.
>>64129337What if I join them and keep Tate to myself?
>>64129348Applications are closed. There may be an opening if you kill one of them though.
>>64101536If it can take down Bonnie and Clyde, it can down the Mansons!
>>64101542Do you really need the bayonet?
>>64111069
>>64131657>he doesn’t bayonet hippies Ngmi
>>64106105kek
>>64124075>I'm numb to all thatBeing dead inside is a (you) problem. With compassion, empathy, and love of Jesus Christ our Lord, we can stop this sort of degeneracy. And God Bless the LaBiancas. They don't get any sympathey.
Probably any amount of return gunfire would have scared most of them off.
>>64132708They were just dumb girls, even Tex was blowing Charlie, literally.
>>64124823Things could have been generally improved.>>64124861>He was out of MACV before the election.I forgot>>64125063>While you're there, tell him to get a handle on Hunt and Liddy and the rest of the CREEP (committee to re-elect the president) guys. And fire Mark Felt, FBI Associate Director (widely believed to have been Deep Throat, the source that spoonfed Bernstein & Woodward)More or less the plan
>>64124124It's in the filename, but I forgot to clarify that I would take a .32-20 WCF in particular.
Browning a-5 and the best possible last stand position in the house
>>64101516>Cuban contract FAL with a 4x scope>turn lights off in the house>let the Mansons come in close>flip lights on at they get to the front door to blind them and start ventilating hippies>fuck pregnant Sharon when I’m done>>64111638>Imagine her slapping you with them while she rides you.Oh yeah>>64122620Pregnant women truly have the best tits>>64123386>by shoving you cock into her sweet little poopholeNow why would I do that when she’s got a perfectly good vag that’s wetter than a hurricane?
>>64103037>I got to see an actual glownigger in the wildPretty funny desu
>>64103840This
>>64101516....does a babby protect you from low caliber rounds to the gut?
>>64101516Just give me an axe and let me at 'em
>>64135312A woman who is pregnant is actually more likely to die from a gunshot wound to the stomach than one who isn’t because of increased blood flow to the womb and difficulties treating it.
>>64134287>Now why would I do thatBecause that>a perfectly good vag that’s wetter than a hurricaneis for dessert.
>>64136537Fair enough
>>64102038You aren't robbing anyone so no.
>>64139880Well your robbing Manson of his best guys so maybe it counts?
>>64111663Just what I was gonna say.
>>64110792Always gets me tumescent.
>>64101516They won't even know what hit 'em!
>>64101516Uzi with suppressor and stock. I slaughter everyone, and arrange the bodies in a pentagram. I open the front door, strip naked, and stand in the middle of the pentagram until they arrive. Then, when they walk inside, I tell them they were late and unreliable, which is why Charlie sent me to do the job. I assume they are fully mindfucked at this point. I order the girls to kill Watson; if they hesitate, I shoot him myself. I explain to the girls that sacrifice is necessary to obtain forgiveness for their failure. Assuming they are compliant, I have them fight to the death with knives. I shoot the survivor. I use blood to write a letter to Charlie on the wall, explaining how he had failed in his divine calling, and that God had to send an angel to do the task. I write that the angels and devils will never stop hunting him. Then I shower and leave.
>>64141620You need help.
>>64141620Did you not read the OP? You were supposed to save Sharon and her unborn baby.
>>64104027> Twins are born at the same time. Double pregnant is when the babies come 7 months apart.Wtf is this real
>>64143314I did save them. Sharon was the Unholy Mother, the Whore of Babylon, and her unborn child was the Antichrist, spawned in her vile union with the Prince of Darkness. Death was salvation.
>>64143339Ofc. You have heard of octomom?
>>64143937>saved her by killing herA weird take.
>>64144182It's a classic!
>>64143937>Unholy Mother, the Whore of Babylon, and her unborn child was the Antichrist, spawned in her vile union with the Prince of Darkness. Death was salvation.She wasn't in Rosemary's Baby you idiot, you're thinking of Mia Farrow.
>>64144794>doesn't understand that movie was about Sharon and Roman's child
>>64145307>doesn't understand that movie was about Sharon and Roman's child>that hadn't even been conceived when it was released
noguns mode challenge> dress like Leatherface, but with chainmail under clothes> get some daggers and a hatchet for when the chainsaw get stuck/broken> put strobelights everywhere> put Sepultura Ratamahatta on full blast and repeat> rip and tearguns mode> Westley Richards 600 Nitro Express> vaporize first hippie sighted and everything behind them> rest of the hippies start pissing and shitting themselves
>>64146101>doesn't understand that movie was about Sharon and Roman's child>that hadn't even been conceived when it was released>doesn't understand that Roman was obsessed with bringing the Antichrist into our world, nor that Rosemary's Baby was intended to generate public desire for the advent of the Antichrist and spiritually weaken human defenses against the influence of Satanic powers by encouraging acceptance of evil.
>>64146108based
>>64101525>Colt SP199.9% of the SP1's were commissioned to the warIn all likelihood, a civ in LA would scarcely hand one of these
>>64114015Based Dirly
>>64147529OP specified legally available. Never mentioned scarcity.
>>64146221/x/ needs to go back to its dirty little corner of the site. Too much braindead bleedover these days.
>>64104863Youre a virgin. Your bloodline will end with you. Sad.
>>64103048>thefucking machine in frenchGod i wish more games where like that
>>64101516Heavily barricade all but one entry point, remaining entry point is left incomplete enough to appear breachable. Everyone else is further barricaded inside the strongest inside room and instructed how to blind anyone attempting to forcibly enter. Employ Girardoni air rifle against hippies to determine if they can function if their number of functioning organs or support structures decreases by one as the number of .51 holes in them increases by the same amount.
64146108Texas Chainsaw Massacre was released 5 years after the murders.
>>64148496And that's just one of those schizos. Imagine two of them.
>>64149471Anon, please...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laputa
>>64150114Best Laputa coming through
You women are sooo fucked up to your kids father its not even literally funny. Like its serisouly not even funny.
>>64146108>the chainsaw-wielding maniac is the good guy
>>64101525this guy wins
>>64101516>Akimbo 1911s >hum Black Ops soundtrack as I open up
>>64105965While all a good plan, I feel like a better musical option would be Surfin’ USA, set to one quarter speed.
>>64101516>Martini Henry carbine with bayonet>British colonial officers uniform>monocle>teapot of strong tea>bottle of rumThe occupants are told to hide in the securest upstairs room. I barricade the hall and drink the strongest of rum laced tea whilst waiting for the Mansons to enter the door.As soon as they do I light off with my carbine whilst shouting exuberantly in my best toff voice. Once their numbers are down and they are broken I finish things with a bayonet charge, then return to the house to bust many fat colonial nuts on Sharon's dripping preggo pussy.
>>64156133As the founding fathers in... hang on, something's off.
>>6410151620-inch cut down Remington Model 11 with 15 rounds of 00 buck, and 5 slugs
>>64147529>99.9% of the SP1's were commissioned to the warWhat the fuck are you talking about?
>M1 Garand
>>64152641He was always the good guy. Who do you show up to see in those movies, after all?
>>64101552Why does he shrug?
>>64141620>no rape
>>64146108TCM wasn't released for another 5 years.
>>64147529We are in the house of a Hollywood royalty jew, presumably as a guest/friend. You can get anything for the right price.
>>64156133>Not gin>>64157970Based>>64159820>Airshit pic
>>64101516>hide out on the hilltop overlooking the house Colt SP1 with 4x20>have Sharon hide in the nearest closest that will fit her and make everyone else arm themselves with kitchen knives and carry out a diversion. Goad and taunt Tex Watson and the others into stepping out into open street and house lights, thus exposing themselves
>>64163045>>Not ginFor my sins anon, I am a man of rum. Some good whiskeys pass. Some brandies. But rum is my calling.
>>64134287>Cuban contract FAL
>>64163026I'm not an animal. I'm making a point.
>>64101516I do residential security for celebrities currently and our loadout is>gen 3 g23, very old and has lots of failures to fire at the range>2 10 round mags, 20 rounds total...It gets worse>carrying condition 3>no lights allowed on gun, it's not even yours it stays at the postThe owner of the security company is an anti-gun Jew and doesn't realize this is only enough for a retreating gunfight. But most known celebrities have security now due to this and other murders, but it's mall cop tier.
>>64101516The baby was actually black
>>64166720Lie.
>>64166720*Jewish
>>64147529>Anon, my millionaire director husband bought this rare gun for a movie but we never learned how to use it, can you help us?
>>64163796Based
>>64101516>Draw pic related>Hide everyone in the bathroom>Challenge Tex to a duel>If he complies I win because I'm faster>If he doesn't I shoot him anyway because I'm not high as fuck>Start combat jacking to anime waifu grips (vintage) until the females arrive>Kill them all with only two bullets because rich people in the 60s had a lot of deflective shit>Twirl revolver and shoot myself in the leg because I forgot I didn't fire six shots and I wasn't a lucky punk>Bleed out because I hit an artery>Finish my combat jack to my blood smeared waifu grips>Accidentally cum on Abigail Folger's face as I die>Inadvertently ensure the Folger's incest commercial never happensVictory.
>>64166034So just don't cum.
>>64101526Pretty much
>>64102941"Sneed's Seed and Feed"
>>64101516Based
Here we have yet another off topic thread that is getting daily bumped just to take up space and the worthless mods are letting it happen. Fuck you hiroshimoot.
>>64173573Gosh, you are really angsty! Or is it angstie? Anyway, you be angstin'!
>>64173573Yeah! We could have had another ukraine thread!
>>64101516I'm pretty sure you just have to wait in ambush somewhere and then pop Tex, maybe also Patricia, and the rest will flip their drug addled freak minds and rout
>>64174318But you won't have a chance to kill them all then and that's part of the fun
Do I get to shoot Roman? I don't care much for rapists.
>>64173573Eat shit and DIE, tourist.
>>64173573He mad
>>64173573Seething
>>64175625You can’t shoot him, but you can rape him and show him that sodomy is not nice
>>64171553>Challenge Tex to a duelAs a Southerner, he would have been honor-bound to oblige you, based.
>>64171553based
>wikifeet source>barely shows her toes or arches0/10 do better
>>64113301Scenario says you get twenty rounds>start with a load of canister shot as they open the front door>reload with chain shot for shits and giggles, because, why not
>>64103037noguns jew
>>64105101>>64105435Why are you fags glazing some irrelevant boomer actor? All he did was play make believe on camera for a living. Smfh
>>64106457>be a manSounds more like being a eunuch lmao. Baby came out black I assume
>>64141101Patrician taste. Total foid death
>>64101516Call Brad Pitt and tell him to bring his dog.
>>64101516>arm with 16" ar10 with a bayonet>leave the house for an outdoor night hike>allow the Polanski's to solve their own problems
>>64101516remington 870 with 10 buckshot and 10 slugs in my vest pockets
>>64101536>>64101542Most based choices
>>64184467>10 buckshot and 10 slugs>against 1 guy with a 6 shooterHow insecure are you?
>>64186403>he doesn't magdump people with his shotgunNGMI
>>64186630>anybody can build a bridge>it takes an engineer to _just_ build a bridgePrecision and efficiency with self-control, my man.
>>64101516>20 rounds to defend a house from five hippies and any gun on the civilian market in 1969First choice is a Browning Auto 5, then an M1 Carbine, then a model 94 Winchester in 30-30.Strategy would entail shooting from the house as they approach and then falling back to the stairs to use as a chokepoint to defend against whatever hippies are still alive (assuming there is one staircase). I tell Sharon to hide in a room upstairs and Roman to call the cops and then retrieve his best alcohol(s) for celebrating our inevitable victory.I’ll start stripping copper pipes from the walls and fashion them into hedgehogs (not hedgehogs, but pic related hedgehogs) and set those up on the stairs and at the approach of the stairs to slow the hippies and prevent them from moving tanks or other armor to the stairs and into a firing position. I will also begin boiling pitch in a cauldron at the top of the stairs to pour upon our attackers upon their approach.
>>64186868>I tell Sharon to hide in a room upstairs and Roman to call the copsYou retards do know Roman wasn't even there? That's why he lives (under threat of extradition), to this day.
>>64186900Okay, Roman. Sure thing, you definitely weren’t there.
>>64111638
>>64187843Based
>>64182844You obviously haven't the slightest inkling of Steve McQueen's real life.>Ran away as a kid and joined the circus>Joined Marine corps before 18>Saves a tank crew falling through the ice>Insists on doing his own stunts>Podiums in British Touring Car championships and 12 Hours of Sebring>Races Mint 400, Baja 1000 and Elsinore, usually under a fake name>Named his son Chad>Dies from asbestos accumulated during his many disciplinary stints in the Coprs.
>>64190472Just watched "Papillion", finally.Damn that was a good film.t. Served my time behind the trigger and behind bars.
>>64190605Love the coca scene
>>64101542Hell yeah
>>64190666Satan confirms, buckshot and bayonet for evil.
>>64171553>Inadvertently ensure the Folger's incest commercial never happensWait, what? QRD?
>>64190605I read the book as a sophomore, you missed out.
>>64191347There's a book? I figured Degas was an invention, the artist - he is a counterfeiter.
>>64190866https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coming_Home_(advertisement)
>>64191467Henri Cherriere was the guy, convict, and author. Contrary to rumor, he was not the only escapee from Devil's Island (which was 3 islands), with the vast majority of prisoners held on the mainland. Rewatch the ending credits for the actual photos of the irl prison. It is a true story, as true as any convicts retelling could be.
>>64191548>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coming_Home>The February 2020 issue of New York Magazine lists Coming Home as among "The Best Movies That Lost Best Picture at the Oscars."[12]If this list doesn't list Apocalypse Now, with the most quotable quotes of any non-Swartzeneger movie, losing Best Picture to Kramer vs. Kramer, which has ZERO quotable quotes, then the New York Magazine is SHIT.
Four manson hippies break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through Tex Watson, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on Patricia Krenwinkel, miss her entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the dead Steven Parent, again. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds Patricia Krenwinkel and Susan Atkins in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the remaining terrified Linda Kasabian. She Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Then I nail Sharon Tate but not with my gun ;)
>tfw a friend of mine sat behind Leslie Van Houten in class
>>64191702>80 year olds post on /k/
>>64191669Just as the founding fathers intended.
>>64193397>Genesis 18-4 Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom—both young and old—surrounded the house. 5 They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.”Truely, we are surrounded by wickedness. But the angels of vengeance remain my protection. And His Hand is my strength.
>>64193813How'd you find this place?
>>64194022Is it not the nature of a nugget of gold to sink to the deepest end of the cesspool? Did not Jesus walk to the lepers? I am needed here.>>64141728But you don't need me to find your answer, just look in your mirror and ask yourself. I'm just like you. As Harper Lee said, >"I think there’s just one kind of folks. Folks."But as you seek your answer, close your eyes and listen to your slave standing beside you, holding your great helm, whispering caution in your ear...>every mirror has a dark sideNormally, I'm not so blabby.>>64186403>>64186642
>>64194439>I am needed here.Yeah but don't you like, have grandkids who need you more?
>>64194860You think that love is finite, when love is infinite. It's really time that is finite, and I manage my time like my money. I'm the lucky one, I know what I got. People say that appearances are deceiving, when more often that not, appearances are just what they appear to be. It's people who are deceiving.
>>64195217Love if infinite, but your time isn't.
Yeah
>>64101516Do I get to keep it if I survive?
>>64191548This was a real let down when I watched the ad.
>>64191669kino
>>64169408based and precinct13-pilled
>>64143339Multiple pregnancy is the result of multiple ovum being released at once (which is surprisingly common, it's just that it's genuinely pretty rare for eggs to even get fertilized in the first place).Identical twins is the result of an egg dividing after it has already been fertilized (significantly rarer).Having multiple concurrent pregnancies at different stages is called superfetation and is actually intended behavior for several animals (just not humans). It's usually a result of hormone fuckups where a pregnancy fails to put up intended chemical barriers to prevent another ovulation.
