>>64189197
>for a while
Don't bother, they never forget. Ever.

greentext the conversation faggot

>>64189197
>be autist
>order some cases of surplus ammo to ffl
>cases weigh like 300lbs. Spam cans and crates
>unknown to me, ffl owner is in a wheelchair
>crates get delivered on a wensday. I had previously called and they approved and confirmed that I could have them shipped. Call when it's delivered to confirm, tell them I'll come on a Friday to pick them up (ffl is on my way to my other home)
>get there on Friday, cases which are obviously mine just sitting on the steps where ups must have delivered them
>old man in wheelchair starts to give me shit for having these things delivered.
>still need him to transfer two receivers I had delivered with the ammo
>the whole time he is complaining and embarrassing me about making him futz w the ammo
>as I wait for the background check to clear, employees start making fun of my receiver choices saying I'll never build them cause they are too hard.
>realize they sell full rifles of the receivers I ordered
>realize the rifles cost 200 dollars more than the receivers
>eventually the background check clears and I load my truck w the ammo while the owner complains

>6 years and a couple thousand dollars in tools later the receivers still aren't built because they need to be heat treated.
>to embarsssed go back to ffl

It happens to the best of us.

>>64189230
What receivers?

>>64189252
Vz58

>>64189284
they probably thought it was funny. there's nothing wrong with being funny, everyone likes a funny guy. take the clown pill, anon, you already have the joker revolver after all.

>>64189230
Kek'd. Those employees kinda sound like dicks anyways, they had no way of knowing if you were a master gunsmith
>>64189332
Yeah, I'll just need the clown getup and a 16 inch holster to complete the look now.

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>>64189284
>>64189332
?

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>>64189350
It's kinda embarrassing nigga

>>64189197
>go to gun store
>ask precisely for exact gun i want that i quadruple checked they had in stock(or the one i ordered to get shipped there)
>make it very clear im a giga sperg and simply will not engage in small talk
>in and out in 20 minutes tops with filling out the form and waiting on background check
>not embarrassed in the slightest because im a sperg and they get money regardless

>>64189197
>be me
>be 13yo out with pops to run some errands
>stop by the local sports shops for some Estes rocket engines
>go by the gun rack
>owner sees me eyeing a Garand
>says it was WW2 surplus
>tells me he's got all the rifles from the war
>tell him I love reading about WW2
>hands me a K98 he said he got from a reenactor
>shoulder it and aim
>put finger on what I thought was the trigger guard
BANG
>pants pissed
>owner calmy takes the gun back
>says something but can't hear because EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>father promptly takes me by the scurf of the neck and 360 noscopes out of there
>get yelled at about trigger discipline the whole way home
No idea if it was a blank or a live one in the chamber, but I do know I never visited that store for 15 years afterwards and now it's closed. Honestly I think I was set up to fail there.

>>64189415
To be fair that's kinda on the owner for having loaded guns (blank or otherwise) out on display, AND handing one to a kid.

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>found local small FFL shop
>Dude seems like a total bro
>Kinda wacky but chill, definitely a /k/ poster
>Shooting the shit and all is well
>Door rings
>In walks Asian girl in a flowery dress
>She gets behind the counter and opens a laptop
>Apparently does the stores numbers or something
>Freeze up, voice starts cracking
>Trip over my own feet while leaving
>Say something weird while leaving
>Mfw the car ride home

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>>64189439
>didnt give her the BWC

>>64189197
Just please, please, stop taking HRT and don’t take your anger out on your old high school. Think of the damage you are doing to the struggle of your fellow xisters.

>>64189197
Fuck ya
mudda

>>64189439
Embrace the cringe anon. Asian women are crazy for BWC; ditzy, autistic white boy with good job is like striking gold for Asian women. Just be sure to know which flavor of gook you're dealing with.

>>64189197
>be me
>6'2" former collegiate athlete with a neat beard and immaculate hair.
>go to lgs to pick up my latest gun broker haul Monday of this week
>the hot milf (mid 40s, looks great for her age) that owns the place is working by herself, takes a while to do paperwork for the 4 different guns I'm picking up
>make small talk
>she hints that she's been lonely since her husband passed a year and a half ago
>chat her up some more
>exchange numbers
>the texting turned into sexting last night
>I'm making us dinner at her place tomorrow

Wish me luck bros. I think I've sealed the deal, but my inner autism may manifest last second. Im hoping if I suitably rock her world I'll get free transfers.

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>>64189350
>>64189356
??? literally what about this is embarrassing? is this the zoomer cringe paranoia complex? have some fucking testes man

>>64189977
>why is it embarrassing that the guy handed over an ID that had tape covering up half the information

because thats a really weird schizo thing to do.

>>64189996
yeah kinda, but guarantee they've seen way more schizo customers

>>64190014
What's been your craziest?

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I can never decide if this one is cringe or based.

>go to gun store
>has cheapest online transfers
>do paperwork
>examine firearm
>clerks like hey we got the new bla bla -
>politely cut him off
>purchase nothing else
>leave
>futz with firearm and load mags at red lights all the way to local gun range
>enter gun range
>clerk asks if need targets ammo or -
>politely cut him off
>dont even use their cheap shitty provided ppe
>zero and function test new firearm
>people attempt to make idle conversation -
>politely cut them off
>finish testing new firearm
>clean my area thoroughly
>leave

>>64189356
1. its funny, its nothing to be embarrassed about
2. this forum is anonymous. no one will know it's you that posted it and no one will remember this post 1 week from now
3. I have posted shit that is much more embarrassing. it's fine, you're fine, everyone does silly shit sometimes. bring a retard is at the very core of the human experience.

>>64190402
*being a retard, not bring a retard, fuck's sake

>>64189197
>>64189230
I love these autismus stories because I always relate so strongly to them.

>>64189197
Dude its ok. Weird people buy guns. I'm one of them.

>>64190343
Checked therefore based

>>64189284
just say you mask the ID for OPSEC purposes "you know these youth people take photos of everything with their phones now !"

>>64189197
I read this as literally dropping spaghetti, were you trying to mean something else? Slow anon here

>>64189230
Lazy piece of shit should have told his lazy piece of shit employees to move the ammo.

>they need to be heat treated.
Do they really, though? What's the current hardness?

>>64189230
Damn anon...

>>64189230
You should have killed everyone in the store, then burnt it to the ground.
Also you're a fag.

>>64189977
The 16" .22 revolver is embarrassing enough but this faggot actually verified his age for free jew porn brain-rot.

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>>64190343
based

>>64190386
>futz with firearm and load mags at red lights
I take it you love in a red state?

>>64193533
Lurk for a year, newfag
Begrudgingly checked.

>>64190386
>politely cut someone off
>they keep talking anyway
i hate it.

>>64189415
50% owner's fault, 25% dad's fault 25% your fault. Dad should have taught you gun safety better, owner shouldn't have kept the damn thing loaded, and should have cleared it before handing it to anyone, and you shouldn't have death-gripped the thing.

>>64189933
Nice work tiger

>>64189933
>6'2" former collegiate athlete with a neat beard and immaculate hair
The fuck are you doing on a Polynesian fly fishing forum, Brad?

>>64189933
Sex pics or it didn't happen

>>64189230
How is this embarrassing? If anything I would feel some mild pity on the guy working retail when he’s too old to move merchandise. If they talk about stuff they have in stock be like “cool but im here for a transfer”

>>64189350
This is funny as fuck, anon. The awkwardness is all in your head.
''Haha yeah i like collecting weirdass revolvers. Imean look at that thing!'' And you all could've had a chuckle.

Fuck you autists are insufferable. Just smile and joke around confidently and own up to your autism, it's literally that easy. Most people will be like ''huh that guy was peculiar, but he was really nice so whatever''
It used to be called ''having an excentric personality'' before people started calling it asperger's or autism and gave themselves permission to be shitty people. You can literally practice this stuff, 95% of interactions with other people follow the same patterns over and over again.

>>64189350
>showing your ID for porn verification
Now that is fucking embarrassing OP have some fucking dignity

>>64189786
>racemixing
Gross

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>>64196024
It's been the White man's destiny to conquer, fuck and breed beautiful foreign women since the days of Caesar, Leif Erikson, and Thomas Jefferson. Quit being a faggot.

>>64189415
He's a gun store owner and he doesn't even clear his chambers?
Yeah you had bad trigger discipline but you were a kid, that's very much on him.

>>64196328
>Aroomy

I refuse to go to one of the local gun shops after I caught their “”gunsmiff”” finger-blasting a receiver I ordered.

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>>64194632
>If they talk about stuff they have in stock be like “cool but im here for a transfer”

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>>64193533
Leave now before it is too late, son.

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>>64189197
>fill out my 4473
>they always comment snidely on the fact I was born in california
this is the closest I've ever been to knowing what it's like to be black and discriminated for it. I CAN'T HELP WHERE I WAS BORN GOD DAMN IT

>>64196916
You should have just told your mom to keep her legs closed until she got somewhere better

>>64189415
It's normal to test the trigger in a store, that is 100 % the owners fault

>>64189230
Nothing to be embarrassed about. Those guys are dicks.

>>64189415
Idiot owner shouldn’t have had a loaded gun in there.

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>>64196916
Sorry anon, you arr tainted and wont be allowed in my teotwawki bunker.

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>>64189197
I only have an 11.5 PSA AR and a gen 3 glock 19 so I only dropped my spaghetti at an FFL twice, checkmate

>>64189230
>run a business
>hey business owner, can I have something delivered
>yes
>has thing delivered
>bitches when thing gets delivered
Tell him to close his store if he cant or won't do basic labor that he offers

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>big payday
>have around $2500 burning a while in my pocket
>go to LGS for a range toy
>narrow it down between a deagle and a 500 s&w
>while looking at revolver the desert eagle is out on the counter
>owner comes by
>why is this out?
>that guy was looking at says an employee
>"you really think he's going buy this?"
>he thinks I didn't hear him
>put down the revolver and leave
>leave while saying ill go find a store that does want money
>flash the stack of $100's as I leave

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A Mediterranean girl shoots better than me at my local range and she makes me shoot worse because I’m nervous around women.

>>64194018
Da fuq do you mean
>50% owner's fault
It should be 100% the owners fault for putting a round in the chamber and for not putting a lock on the trigger. Like why the fuck would a gun shop owner even need to have a live round in the first place? To show a potential buyer how loud a gun operates?

>>64198551
Is she alone? That's such a rarity

>>64198610
Pretty sure she has a bf but I don’t care, I just want my fucking scores to go up.

>decide Im going to shoot at the range
>decide Ill donate plasma at my normal place across the street first
>go to the indoor range, its summer and their AC doesnt seem to be working well
>its hot as fuck, after 5 minutes Im pouring sweat and eyepro is fogging up
>only me in the range that day
>start feeling light headed and a bit weak in the knees
>realize I might actually pass out and no one would know
>gather my guns and things and just stuff them messily as best I can into my bag a state of delerium and gtfo
>try my best to make it up the stairs and out of the shop without falling over
>barely shot 20 rounds and wasted $15

Well, the closest thing I have is having a shared battle rifle autism moment with the guy at the counter when I picked up my PTR91.

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>>64189350
>porn verification
kek saved

>>64198660
>literally sells his plasma to be able to shoot
Mucho fucking Basedo.

>>64196916
I tell people I hate Californians even more than they do; after all, they fucked up my home state first.