Why bring an assault umbrella?
lol
>thaught it was AR-15how?
>>64193311
>>64193311People are paranoid of all these mass shooting by the right. Thats why we need to expedite a bill to control the assault weapons
>>64193351nice bait.
It looks more like a samurai sword. I have one in Bongland (as in a umbrella that looks like a sword, it even is designed to go on your back like an anime protag blade)... I don't use it because it's probably illegal. Like everything here.
>>64193311It's folded over 9000 times
>>64193311They watched The Kingsmen too many times.
>>64193370I get that it looks like a sword. but an AR15? reminds me of a time at Disney land when a balloon popping caused a stampede because people thought it was a gunshot.
>>64193364Im jealous. US should be the same
>>64193326>Now I see.>You deny your umbrella it’s purpose!>It yearns to bathe in the rain of your local clouds!
>>64193326Videogames are for children
>>64193375Honestly somebody should make something like that, it's be retarded but I feel like that would absolutely work 9/10 irl.
>>64193396Get keltec on the phone.
>>64193290This is my nearest city, it's deep blue and deep in drugs and poverty. It was just dumb nigger shit. They even sell "samurai" (anime store) swords IN the mall, and NY itself just ruled favorably on a case where a guy walking with a sword proved he was going home and a car or taxi was an unjust financial burden to exercise a right.
>>64193790I hope you get your skull bashed in by a black chad
>>64193351Then we’ll mass shoot you with not-assault rifles.
>>64194024Those are called Tyrone’s and do you know what favorably means
>>64193396Umbrellas are pretty decent at stopping low velocity projectiles but very bad at fast ones like bullets. It would be prohibitively heavy. Decent against arrows though, but it can't be fully extended and taut because then they also just pass through.
>>64193290These umbrellas are a popular souvenir here in Japan. I knew it was just a matter of time until some bobby in the UK asked for an umbrella loicanse, or some roided out GWOT vet school security guard freaked out and shot a kid because he thought it was a weapon. I guess that they'll be taken off the market now. Fucking mass shooters.
>>64193383my dad did that at Busch gardens around the section 8's and thought it was high comedy. which it was.
>>64194024Fuck niggers
>>64194313Yes white women fucks blacks. Next
>>64194577Based.
>>64193290Wow, it has a katana handle. Who needs an umbrella when you have a car? 15 minute walkable city public transportation euroboo liberals, that's who.
>>64193383It has a sling, you should see the security cam pictures.
>>64193290>people thought >people Translation: one hysterical Karen who wouldn't shut up about it worked everyone into a panic
>>64194024Stop killing kids you tranny freak
>>64194823Wow blame her for having survival instincts huh? Wtf is wrong with you
>>64194959This. Any American should be aware of their surroundings and ready to respond to their instincts about a possible mass shooter with a long gun in a public place, because it happens so often. Survival in America often depends on it. I agree with you 100% anon.
>>64193351Except almost all the unhinged lunatics that do these things are some flavor of gay, troon, commie, or all three. Curious.
>>64194823the womens job is and was to tell the men, who were out hunting during the day, what they saw.They are designed to see and blabber about as many things as possible with a focus on uncanny behaviour. It is the mans job to appropiately filter these blabberings. Karen did her Job.
>>64193311It's long and black like an AR
>>64193326THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
>>64195082Touch grass
>>64195177Ok incel.
>>64193326>>64193326???
>>64195664its true thou. it doesnt mean we are defined by this, as individuals, but our interactions still are.so many conflicts between the genders could be prevented if people realized this and stopped judging it.
>>64195082you're lying lmfao white niggas do the most mass shootings
>>64193326The receiver and magazine are backwards
>>641950822 people is almost all?
>>64195836It's not actually a gun, it's a system to make the blade draw quicker by literally "shooting" it out of its sheath
>>64195679you flip it around and hold the sword grip over/against your shoulder I think
>>64195679>>64195836>>64196086https://youtu.be/7VRKivazMqU?feature=sharedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iaijutsu
>>64195720>white niggasNo, it’s the black niggas. But niggers slaughtering eachother and hitting 20 random people in a crowd (sights are about their cognitive endowment) is so expected and ordinary that it hardly even makes the local news.Did you know black women have a higher murder and mass shooting rate than white men?
>>64193290Do cops really need DSLR cameras? Like, I get it if you're into photo, but wouldn't a modern smartphone be enough for taking picks of evidence?
Worse, looks like a chinesium katana.
>>64193394Starsector is better than anything hollywood makes.
>>64196458>Do cops really need DSLR cameras?No, but they definitely need some kind of actual camera.>but wouldn't a modern smartphone be enough for taking picks of evidence?No. Smartphone cameras are dogshit in general, and in particular they're wildly inadequate for legal proceedings on top of being inconvenient, fragile and insecure.
>>64193394>everything is children>i like nothing>i live in a bumbster and own nothing like a real manLeave the internet caffe retard
>>64196906>s-smartphone cameras are d-d-dogshit!!! opinion immediately discarded iphone 16 camera would have sounded like a lie 10 years ago, and like magic before thatit is better than the cameras Kubrick used for 2001: A Space Odyssey and you can fit 3 of them in your pocket with enough battery for 6 hours filming each and save to the cloud with infinite storage for basically freeand they get better every year
>>64197142forgot to mention they do it for $1k BidenBux, about the same cost as a cup of coffee
>>64195692Have sex please I beg you
>>64196258Cope more timmy. Your women loves our cock llol lmao
>>64197015Grow up
>>64196489>b-but what aboutMovies are also also shit, child
>>64197308>white people make up ~60% of the population>this graph shows they commit 54% of mass shootingsthis doesn't say what you think it says.
>>64197311never, i'll never become a depressed old faggot who wallows in his misery and uses it as a token of pride in conversations lmao.
>>64195177>gives wildly inaccurate, misleading reportsShe would get her village killed. Feed her to a tiger.
>>64197308>tiny nigger incel on /k/ has powerfantasy where he is some hood nigga goin down sexual style on a huwite womanthat's adorable lil' nigga but you're looking kinda silly. now go get me my doordash order, i might even tip you.
>>64197300>h-have sex incel*FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT*that's about the level of effort this post deserves in reply.
>>64197142you think this because you don't know anything about imaging
>>64197368You sound like a bitter kid already. Lmao
>>64197395Wipe your tears first then say it again
>>64197342What it says is 84>26Inb4 muh per capita. Only incels say that
>>641933944chan is for edgy teenagers but here you are pushing 35 and still angry on the internet
>>64197671>muh per capitait's true though
>>64197671Is this bait?
>>64197684This one still sticks out to me as the most unbelievable nigger idiosyncrasy. It’s hard to comprehend that they cannot comprehend it. The first time I encountered the words “per capita” was when i was like 12 and looking at countries ranked by whatever it was, then I saw “per capita”, then right underneath it “per 100k” and instantly I’m like “ah ok that’s what I means, yeah you would control for population size”. But it’s simply impossible to get this through to a simian peanut brain.
>>64195187An AR huh?
>>64193290I mean, the handle kinda looks like a katana. Are they stupid? Why didn't they confuse it with a katana?
>>64197855To normies, media, and antigunners, all scary black things are AR15s
>>64197308>source: motherjones
>>64197675>Admitting hes an edgy incel teenagerCringe lol lmao
>>64198298>incelprojection
>>64198298Based. Btfo that virgin
>>64197368ok renter
>>64198304Not him but only incels watch anigay or play videogames. Fact
A lot beak posters ITT
>>64193290the katana handle is a nice touch
>>64197696Serious cope
>>64193311Questioning the depths of people's retardation is not wise. It is known to be an endless abyss that swallows explorers whole.
>>64197308Unknown/unclear doing a lot of work here>>64197685>>64197696Probably bait but unfortuntately indisdiguishable from an innumerate nigger. DESU I am unsure if they really just don't get it, or they think denying it is some trick that defuses every crime stat.
>>64200126A post from black Twitter, from memory:>”per capita is a magical statistic that turns numbers into new numbers that fit the white supremacist narrative”Although if per capita is explained to them (slowly) in terms of basketball or penis size, they seem to briefly understand, though that understanding does not generalize and carry over into other things like crime stats, because all niggers ate breakfast this morning. “The fuck do basketball got to do with murder?”Unrelated but I bet blacks are secretly very proud of their high murder rates. It’s the most primal form of dominance, Darwin loves it, the girls love it, and they don’t understand anything more than that. “I’ll kill you” is their default argument against any criticism of blacks. It fits the template of the midwit meme, kinda. “Might is right”, or “control the top of the escalation ladder”, except the nigger’s violence is impulsive, wanton, indiscriminate, disproportionate, comes at great personal cost, and is seldom met in kind. The top of the escalation ladder, insofar as they can comprehend such things, is just pack-hunting and sucker punching unsuspecting victims. In reality though, it’s more like splitting the atom and engulfing the planet in flames, but this is way beyond their cognitive endowment to even conceive of.Anyway, this is /k/, so here is a picture of 7.5FK cartridges punctuated by 9mm, 5.56, and 7.62. I’ve been geeking out over this lately. Not a very good cartridge, but I like that we’re cramming big and energetic cartridges into pistol grips now.
>>64196906Bruh whatAny better and smartphone could replace aircraft opticsJoke aside smartphone camera are on par with 600$ cameraThey are stupid goodIf this continue i would not be surprise if smartphone comes with gen3 termals in 6 years
>>64197308Ok now add political afiliation>graf now shows 100% of noguns leftist cause mass shooting
>>64193396https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_umbrellaSimilar, at least in the gun bit
>>64195187Speaking of cosmetics do you think we could get machine guns legalized as long as they have a wooden body so the urban goycattle aren't spooked by them?
>>64195679It's a sheathe for a katana. You pull the trigger to fire it amd launch the blade. No this is not treated seriously and it is done by a white Brazilian man who's just happy to be there.
>>64202009This is why adults hate videogames. You manchildren are embarassing
>>64202309I'm sorry you're so fragile you can't stand someone enjoying himself in a silly way. Hope you get better.
>>64202309cool, you gonna leave us and our hobby alone then?
>>64197855Not even a concealed blade. If they want to be afraid they should worry more about invisible things.
>>64204121Ah yes happy. Isnt that the reason trannies troon themselves out? To ?ake themselves happy?Youre worse than troons jej
>>64204140As long as you fuck off to /v/ or whatever board kids go to nowadays.
>>64207146>can't stand the thought of being happy because... troons, for some reasonI bet you'd fit way better on another board.
>>64207161I mean there are hobbies and things you could do to make you happy and other people will absolutely judge you for it. Its one of those, its a kid hobby and everyone knows it. Everyone looks down on you and thinks youre a manchild. Its a fact
>>64195082>GayElephant isn't a documentary, anon
>>64193311because this is what you're dealing with.
>>64193290
>>64197015what color is your Lamborghini?
>>64195664
>>64193396https://youtu.be/6SaFJLHa-VkHacksmith already did, though it's not possible to make the umbrella bulletproof with current materials yet and he made it an air rifle instead of a firearm.
>>64202009>white >Brazilian
>>64208739Shit man, I remember seeing that live. I couldn’t believe it was real.
