First confirmed Flamingo kills.All FSB officers
so thats why
>>64199868Now they are faggots>inb4 they already were it
>>64199868Bullshit. That's a photo from August 26, flamingoes have nothing to do making those russian good.
>>64199876Nah. Their central bank just admitted to being in a recession.
>>64200007Is it unironically true or bullshit?
>>64200007I wonder how bad the economic situation really is if they were forced to admit that Russia's economy is going down the drain
>>64199887Speaking of faggots, it looks like they're at the projection and dindu nuffin stage of coping. All those pro-zigger BBC gay porn spammed here? All of them are by Reddit in support of Ukraine apparently.
>>64199876This is some of the most intense spam since the war started, can't just be some dead AIDS glowies. That's some of the mildest pain for the ziggers., gotta be real bad somehow beyond that.
>>64200019Ruble press go CRZRRK!
>>64199868beautiful
>>64200024Well of course the spammers are upset, the people paying them are getting killed.
>>64200007Not only that, it's way worse:Today, the lives of many Russians will completely change due to the implementation of a whole package of new laws:>Advertising VPNs is prohibited, with fines up to 500,000 rubles.>Any advertising on Instagram is banned, with fines up to 500,000 rubles.>Banks are tightening control over cash withdrawals at ATMs. Transactions will be blocked if deemed suspicious.>Lighters will only be sold with a passport. Violators face fines up to 2 million rubles.>State fees for motorists will increase by up to 300%, and driver's licenses will cost twice as much.>Russians with mental disorders, autism, and eye diseases will be prohibited from driving.>Drivers will be fined up to 100,000 rubles for unsafe transportation of children: only car seats are allowed, while straps, adapters, and frameless seats are banned.>Russians will lose their driver's licenses for refusing to yield to vehicles of law enforcement and officials with flashing lights.>Drivers refusing medical testing for alcohol and drugs will be fined 45,000 rubles or lose their licenses for up to 2 years.>Russians will start losing their dacha plots for garbage, weeds, and neglect.>Dacha owners will no longer be allowed to run businesses on their plots. Cafes, hostels, warehouses, workshops, car services, shops, and other facilities are prohibited.>Russians will now be treated by mid-level medical staff without higher education. Feldshers and midwives will be able to replace therapists, pediatricians, and gynecologists.>Children from age 6 will begin to be checked for their ability to have children.>Pharmacists will be fined 100,000–200,000 rubles if they do not offer cheaper drug alternatives.>Employers are prohibited from cutting bonuses by more than 20% of the salary.1/2
>>64200093>Vacation pay will be calculated differently. Now, the average daily wage must be multiplied by the average number of working days in a month. Quarterly and annual bonuses will also be taken into account. Payments will increase for most Russians.>Russians with frozen accounts will have their mobile service blocked.>Fines up to 50,000 rubles will be imposed for transferring SIM cards to third parties.>Russians will be able to block spam calls and allow calls only from certain companies.> The state messenger MAX and RuStore are mandatory for pre-installation on all new smartphones, including iPhones.> English language classes in grades 5–7 have been reduced to 2 hours per week.>Schoolchildren will be forced to learn songs by Shaman, Gazmanov, and Maydanov in music lessons.>Study of human rights and freedoms has been reduced in favor of a course on sacred Russia and traditional values. Social studies have been completely removed from the curriculum for grades 6–7, and reduced from 136 to 68 hours in grades 8–9.>Migrants in Moscow and the Moscow region will be required to register in a special mobile app that will track their geolocation.2/2
>>64200007am economically retarded. what does this mean for the average russian and what can russia do to fix it?
>>64200104It's on day like this, with news like this, that I see the tinge of light at the end of the tunnel and think, no, KNOW that god may yet be real
>>64200108>what can russia do to fix it?Why would russia be interested in fixing it? A broken populace is a servile populace
>>64200093>>Advertising VPNs is prohibited, with fines up to 500,000 rubles.So youtube is now illegal in russia?
>>64200113He does reward the faithfulWITH A BRAND NEW CAR!
>>64200093>and eye diseasesDoes that include anyone wearing glasses?
>>64200108Why would they ever dream of rising up against the tsar?
>>64200093>>64200104How much does someone's life really change if they are forced to use a proper car seat (this is law everywhere btw) and cut their grass (also law everywhere)? The only things mentioned which would have a real impact are how vacation pay is calculated and people aren't going to complain if their pay goes up.
>>64200093>Lighters will only be sold with a passport. Violators face fines up to 2 million rubles.I see they're finally addressing the rampant smoking accidents.
>>64200093>>64200104I mean, some of these are just normal, western shit (like proper carseats fpr children), while others are pure Draconian to the point of being hilarious
>>64200108Russia is now importing fuel from Belarus because of fuel rationing. Russia is importing food from elsewhere because for the first time in decades they don't have enough to feed the population. Price of meat et al has gone up, government has said to eat more chicken instead. Nothing super major but we're at the stage where Russia's insane economic protection policies are no longer holding the flood of shit that is the Russian economy back any more. That's why they want 'total victory'. The funniest thing is Trump has essentially convinced Russia that the entire situation is fucked for Ukraine and Russia has become even more hardcore in their demands. Doesn't help that the USA is now blaming Europe (bar UK and France) for trying to stop peace and demanding USA foots the bill. But this is very much a case of Ukraine assumes they're getting no help, so do stuff themselves. After the US banned them from using weapons to hit Russia, they had to produce their own stuff to do it.Afaik Flamingo's are a Bong kitbash? I am not sure.
>>64200129>Lighters will only be sold with a passport. Violators face fines up to 2 million rubles.
>>64200093>>64200104>Russians will be able to block spam calls and allow calls only from certain companies.>Employers are prohibited from cutting bonuses by more than 20% of the salary.>Drivers refusing medical testing for alcohol and drugs will be fined 45,000 rubles or lose their licenses for up to 2 years.Unless they're mistranslations i'm surprised there's some good stuff in this trash heap>Fines up to 50,000 rubles will be imposed for transferring SIM cards to third parties.What would constitute as a third-party here? Because at least where i live it's pretty common for people to register SIM cards for people related to them like their kids or their partners
>>64200139>LightersPost the original text in Russian. It sounds like something is being lost in translation here.
>>64200093>>Russians will now be treated by mid-level medical staff without higher education. Feldshers and midwives will be able to replace therapists, pediatricians, and gynecologists.What next, witches and shamans?
>>64200093>>Children from age 6 will begin to be checked for their ability to have children.W...what?
>>64200093>>Children from age 6 will begin to be checked for their ability to have children.Wait, What
>>64200093Is this all just an excuse to allow less russians to drive cars, and so easing a little bit the fuel shortage?I mean, "Drivers refusing medical testing for alcohol and drugs will be fined 45,000 rubles or lose their licenses for up to 2 years." alone will potentially disqualify from driving the majority of the population...BTW Do we have news from Kadyrov?
>>64199868Yeah, that border post strike was not done via Flamingos, as hard as some milbloggers want it to be. The damage does not correlate to 6 tons of explosives, and the target is retarded for them to be used.
>>64200093>>Children from age 6 will begin to be checked for their ability to have children.I wonder why hasn't China try this before. They're worse demographically than Russia and equally as authoritarian.
>>64200129Mowing the lawn is not regulated by law where I live, but then again we have freedom here
>>64200108Shit's about to make the early 90s look like a time of plenty.>fix itThey're about two years too late to do anything but shit their pants and die.
>>64200007Window status?
It's a shame that nobody else in this thread owns guns.
>/k/ - weapons
>>64200177You're late. Somebody dock his pay.
>>64200093>>64200104So my takeaway from this as follows, with some speculation about subtext.1. The economy is about to start breaking down and they're desperately clawing at anything to prevent another Soviet style collapse.1a. They have to do everything they can to keep people from just walking off jobs.2. They're desperate for any form of revenue.2a. If you can't pay the fine you go to prison.2b. Prisoners go straight to the front.3. They're desperate to strangle not only any information getting in that might upset the serfs, they're trying to stop OSINT and free BDA from getting out.3a. They're planning on cutting the country off from the net a la the great firewall.4. They're going full hermit kingdom and brainwashing of the youth.5. They're desperately trying to figure out how to unfuck the demographic crisis.5a. Expect to see 13-14 year olds having kids with state approval.6. They're desperately trying to prevent the compartmentalization and decentralization of any economic output in a form they can't tax.6a. Once a barter economy gets going agai. they know they can't stop it.7. They're fucked, they know they're fucked, and they're clawing at anything that will keep monke on the golden toilet a little longer.
>>64200166possibly one of the greatest economic managers and coolest heads in the world right now and she's stuck in fucking russia. books will be written about her.
>>64200180I'm sorry, sir. I'll do better next time.
>>64200177
>>64200196Maybe the concrete will be kinder than the state
>>64200155Anon, witches and shamans are top-level staff.
>>64200191Decent work, Anon. It's retarded for the Russians to try to go the path of national self-reliance when their entire economy is based on resource extraction, particular oil and natural gas. When the Druzhba oil pipeline contracts expire in 2029(?), Russia is fucked.
>>64200191things are so bad demographically for them that somebody asked 'how do we get more young adults', got the answer 'how about we reduce our insane child death rate' and for the first time ever they listened
>>64200196JP Morgan Chase will Operation Paperclip her out. I have been assured of this.
>>64200007>recession>in the middle of wartime mobilisationJust to throw that out there, the German economy during WWII only entered recession by the end of 1944.
>>64200177do you ?
>>64200217She's not doing anything magical or super special. She knows as well as anyone else it's going to end with a reactor 4 level meltdown. She just got told to use every dirty trick in the book short of outright civil forfeiture of assets (which is probably coming) to try and keep the economy from imploding.
>>64200228Funnily enough about three and a half years after launching Barbarossa.
>>64200163where do you live ? If it's anywhere in the US most likely yes
>>64200108>what can russia do to fix it?MORE WAAARRRRR. a dead serf is a quiet serf
>>64200145It's paranoia about smoking accidents.
>>64200158Demographic crisis
>>64200229More than any of the Ukrainefags.
>>64200264>no timestampInto the trash you go.
>>64200162they are. entire concentration camps have been turned into baby factories where the newborn are put into orphan homes its just they dont have enough meat flowing through the camps. yet. uyghurs, tibetians, mongolians, manchus etc can only birth so much before expiring
>>64200145its pretty straight forward. if you want to buy a lighter you need to show a passport before
>Be me. >Own guns.>Just moved to a blue state for law school. >Own guns, but don't have them with me. I always feel bad inside whenever the "post guns" stuff starts, because I can't anymore.
>>64200156https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
Did I miss a bunch of zigger spam or something?
>>64200271Taken today nigger.>>64200280You have guns deep down anon and more than the faggots who started this thread.
Everyone’s missing it: Kazakhstan is propping up russia’s economy. It’s their de-facto offshore hub and the main pipeline for sanctioned stuff
>>64200293Yes by an hour or two
>>64200138My main takeaway from the war is that slow-rolling support for Ukraine has somehow resulted in a worst-case scenario for literally everyone, Russia included. Imagine if the 2023 counteroffensive had had enough materiel to work decisively (or if Prigo's coup worked idfk), you could have seen a quick discrediting and removal of Putin a la Argentine's junta after the Falklands War. Now Ukraine is having to (very, very slowly) strangle the whole country to death economically and I don't know what the long term implications of that are going to be.
>>64200303The landlocked Kazakhstan? How does the oil/gas get out into the world from there?
>>64200306>long term implications of that are going to be.a bunch of little toothless states ideally
>>64200293Big time meltdown. Still one active here tho
>>64200274Source?
>>64200310Who's going to have the nukes?>NOOK NOOK NOOKI don't mean the Kremlin using them, I mean where they go when the Kremlin's gone.
>>64200320>I mean where they go when the Kremlin's gone.Slovakian nuclear reactors.
>>64200163Almost every urban area in the world has some type of vegetation control rule. It keeps vermin populations under control and stops the spread of disease. If your only proof that Russia is collapsing is the fact that soviet dacha slum lords are going to need to hire maintenance companies to cut their grass, your argument is obviously retarded.
>>64200309Through pipelines across the Caspian and Black Sea routes, genius. Kazakh oil is basically russian oil laundering itself.
>>64200306I don't attempt to attribute any logic or long term strategety when it comes to trump or republicans beyond trying to show putin they desperately want to toungue his asshole and baby him by trying to handicap ukraine.
>>64200306Another pseudo civil war or even a full blown one is not off the table. 1917 but with WMDs getting hunter down by interventionist powers.
>>64200031kek
>>64200327So it goes through Azerbaijan too?
>>64200208I don't think the pipeline is going to make it to 2029. Ukraine hasn't really targeted export capacity yet, partially because not breaking contracts when it negatively affects the people helping is how you retain credidbility after the war, partially because I'm certain both the Biden and Trump administrations are leaning on them not to do anything that would disrupt the oil market. Refineries are one thing, that hampers military logistics. Crude exports are another entirely.However, as Druzbha only serves Slovakia and Hungary. Orban is an outright russian puppet. Fico is waffling at best and has made several moves that hampered Ukranian war efforts. Ukraine doesn't care about them, their opinion, or retaining good relations after the war.Additionally threats of witholding aid only really work when you're not playing stupid fuck-fuck games with it. Donny boy flops around like a fish out of water and his opinion changes based on who talked to him last. He's also got a hardon for two things, a peace prize, and the idea of being a big strong rich powerful man nobody can make fun of or touch. The latter is what makes him admire men like Putin and Kim Jong Un (and a healthy amount of debt both business and personal to russian banks IE the mafia). The former is why he keeps getting so mad Ukraine, which he sees as a smaller, weaker country which could surely never beat mighty russia so why are they still fighting, won't just accede to russian demands. The problem with this is at a certain point Ukraine can just throw up its hands and go "fuck it, you're unwilling to actually help us" and start destroying shipping terminals. I have a feeling with the Flamingos coming into service they'll wait patiently for another few months and if US support keeps appearing to waver they'll start lighting them up and sinking tankers.
>>64200108The economy is becoming so bad that it's impossible to hide it
>>64200191How on earth do you extrapolate car seats and vacation pay into the sky is falling?>The only 'unusual' thing would be genital examinations for children - but the reasonable explanation is that they don't want people making child abuse material for profit since if its sold internationally it opens up avenues for organized crime to bribe/coerce their people. Every Dr. in the world does these checks anyway and if you were a parent you would know that its taken very seriously.
>>64200337Yeah, some of it runs through Azerbaijan before it hits global markets. Central Asia’s just a giant bypass for russian crap. And Azerbaijan stays quiet about it, even with all their public beef with russhits. Funny how money shuts everyone up
>>64200253>smoking accidentsWhat does that mean? Accidental garbage can fires?
>>64200338Slovakia electing Fico surprised me as a American on the other side of the pond. They have the Euro, and are very integrated into the wider EU economy. I figured they were pro-EU people.
>>64200279Okay, post the text and your source.>Its pretty straight forward to post your source.
>>64200306>quick discrediting and removal of Putin1-800-come-on-now anon
>>64200349>Trans-Caspian pipeline hasn't been built yet.Really?
>>64200306The problem with that is there's nobody to take charge after Putin. You have a twenty way mafia turf war in the country with the (on paper) largest nuclear arsenal on the planet. That's a great way for things to end up on the black market that really shouldn't. That was a big part of the reasoning behind US efforts during the 90s to stabilize russia and secure warheads. The Biden admin hoped that by just ramping up the pressure slowly russia would come to its senses and stop (and they, like so many other boomers, continue to confuse russia and the USSR in capability). Unfortunately russia isn't run by rational actors.
It's not just that.https://fxtwitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1962417792407220619The unit “Prymary” carried out another operation in occupied Crimea. Using drones, they struck the Russian military airbase in Hvardiiske near Simferopol, destroying two Mi-8 helicopters.Additionally, a Russian tugboat, likely BUK-2190, was hit in Sevastopol Bay during an air attack.This time such high-value targets were hit:● Utyos-T coastal radar system;● RT-70 radio telescope;● GLONASS complex (in protective dome);● MR-10M1 “Cape” coastal radar station;● 96L6-AP radar, part of the S-400 air defense system.That's why all the butthurt threads.
>>64200349Forgive my 'tism but I do not see any red line going uninterrupted from russia to Azerbaijian.
>>64200325>>64200129It's not about forcing someone to cut the grass, it's about fuckin' over people with fines and then taking away their property. None of those plots of land were every tied to any sort of rules about mowing the lawn and shit. And now the state retroactively imposes new rules just to had an additional avenue to fine people for something. That's literally the main reason. "People are the new oil" was a point made by RU government around 2016-2019, this is just yet another block in the structure. And if people can't pay the fines, the state will take away the land and give it to some housing developer kek. Yes, that's how things work in russia.
>>64200343I extrapolate it from all the other nonsensical bullshit, like indoctrination for school children, massive fines for trying to buy an ignition source without a russian passport, clamping down on any non state controlled economic activity, and things to make it even harder for people to drive.
>>64200351Hurr-durr khokhol terrorist pay teenagers $500 to go and do some arson. Hurr-durr we smart and will prevent this by preventing lighters to get into the hands of those teenagers. Hurr-durr, we did it, we've fixed the problem.
>>64200353It surprised everyone, but it turns out populists are really good at taking advantage of the democratic process and twisting it to their own ends.
>>64200338You just described the rapist mentality >>64200212Never thought about it that way. Then again with child rape rate this high (and rising judging from the 6yo fertility test) I figure it will balance out either way
>>64200301>still no timestampJust admit you grabbed a random pic off of Google, Vanya.
>>64200031>>64200306>Oompa-Loompa, doopity-doo>I've got a fucking puzzle for you>Oompa-Loompa, doopity-dee>Go to Ukraine, and die for Monke>What do you get when you have FAS?>A DesertCross vehicle, doesn't impress>Drone hits the golf cart and then you all crash>Seems that the ass is in the ass>The eyebrow raises lightning fast
>>64200362>>64200370That's not the point. Nobody’s arguing about the Trans-Caspian specifically, the reality is Kazakhstan and Azerbaijan already move resources through existing routes like CPC to Novorossiysk and swaps across the Caspian into Baku. From there it’s pipelines into Turkey and Europe. EU needs to quit pretending everyone’s blind to what’s going on. Someone with actual influence should be shoving their faces into their own shit. I’m too small to reach anyone that matters, but I still hope somebody with power and resources picks it up.
>>64200129>if they are forced to use a proper car seat (this is law everywhere btw)AFAIK they are imposing retarded shit, such as saying that you need to use a kid car seat, even for kids that are too big for regular kid car seats kek. Basically before this alternatives could've been used, like booster seats or special seat belt adapters and now all of them are forbidden.
>>64200382>did image search and no other pictures show upAlternatively, you could post guns.
>>64200093>>64200104@grok is this real?does puccia really think that slapping fines on things that are a problem will fix them?
>>64200388Didn't monke piss off Azerbaijan recently? Will they still help him circumvent sanctions? Could it be that Kazakhstan just ramped up its production fill the russian marketshare obliterated by drones and sanctions?
>>64200388>Russia is hiding their oil exports by exporting from a Russian port and through Russian pipelines in the Black Sea. What? That's not hidden at all.
>>64200395>still no timestamp>NO, U!Keep digging, Vanya.
>>64200156>>Children from age 6 will begin to be checked for their ability to have childrenChrist, im getting flashbacks to the tranny bathroom scare of 2019 and all those "concerned" dudes with Christ in their bio's volunteering to do genital checks at schools
>>64200409Same crowd, same motivation.
>>64200404Still waiting for you to post guns.
>>64200371>And if people can't pay the fines, the state will take away the land and give it to some housing developer kek. Yes, that's how things work in russia.That is how things works everywhere else as well. If you don't pay your water billit gets added to your taxes and eventually they seize your house. I am not disagreeing with you that their ruling mafia is happy to exploit their serfs. I am asking for unique evidence which isn't found everywhere else as well. If they just cloned our municipal structures, it would have the same impact as you described. So how can we say its an act of oppression when it can be just as easily explained by vermin control policies - which is the exact argument used everywhere else.>>64200373>indoctrination for school childrenWhat is the worship of flag A vs flag B even mean? Our chads, their virgins? We should indoctrinate our children into loving their own country as well. This isn't a sign of collapse.>massive fines for trying to buy an ignition source without a russian passportI agree this is really strange. Which is why I asked for your source because I want to read it in context.>clamping down on any non state controlled economic activityRender unto Caesar what is Caesar's. The IRS taxes people globally. Putin wants tax revenue to pay for the war. How is this a sign of collapse?>things to make it even harder for people to drive.Drunk driving kills people. Car seats and seat belts save lives. Try doing either over here and you will be arrested. How is this a sign of collapse?>>64200374Post your source. I want to read this in context. Afaik there haven't been any Russians prosecuted for arson due to Ukrainian spies recruiting them. I remember people attacking recruiting offices and explaining that they had been tricked into doing it, but those same boomers buy gift cards and send them to Africa when Microsoft calls them about their software update, so I don't think the Russian police can stop them with rules.
>>64199876It's getting to the point I notice the spam then go looking for what russia just lost.
>>64200389Post your source please. These seem like very trivial administrative decisions which can be reversed instantly if necessary.
>>64200424The No, U thing doesn't work without you posting a timestamped pic first, Vanya. Keep digging.
>>64200409>It was real in my mind
>>64200431I wonder why they pay people to spam in 4chan of all places.
>>64200428>This isn't a sign of collapse.It absolutely is a sign of desperation. Increased propaganda bombardement and isolation from outside influences is the kind of thing authoritarians do when they can't keep the rabble content by other means anymore.>I agree this is really strange.It really isn't. It's plain and simple paranoia from 3+ years of smoking accidents.>Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's.Idiot take. Crackdowns on non-state economic activities have nothing to do with basic tax enforcement. Increasing reliance on nationalization to afford the war effort is a MASSIVE indicator of economic collapse.>Drunk driving kills people. Car seats and seat belts save lives.You're coping about blatantly exploitative "laws" designed to turn fines into another revenue stream first and foremost.>AfaikYou know less than nothing, and it's really fucking transparent that this is a state you are in wilfully, zigger.
>>64200145note that in russia "passport" is a mandatory ID and everyone has one. This is different from the passport needed for international travel (I believe a quarter of the population has one?)Not like this makes things less retarded
>>642004338:59 today, anon.Now post guns.
>>64200444This thread was hijacked by some tranny who just wanted to talk about inspecting little boy's penises and attack Christians under the guise of 'beating Putin'. And then like always his 'proof' was rage quitting the thread and going back to r3ddit.>Which is a shame because the flamingos are an interesting /k subject and it would be nice if people actually talked about them.
>>64200461Way to show you have no idea how timestamping works you retarded tourist
>>64200160>Is this all just an excuse to allow less russians to drive cars, and so easing a little bit the fuel shortage?I suggest you go to youtube and watch russian dashcam videos and you will be enlightened. Slavs and reckless driving are two things that go together.
>>64200400Works and gets done anyway to bypass sanctions. Someone else can post charts of how trade of import & export in the -stan countries and azerbaijan went up like x10 to x40 rate after 3 day SMO stalled. With EU being the biggest client
>>64200453To summarize for lurkers:>You refuse to post your source>You refuse to acknowledge you won't post your source>You have a deep interest in transexual bathroom politics, going back to at least 2019, and a vivid recall of debates around inspecting children's genitals>You have absolutely nothing to say about weapons, cruise missiles, or any explanation as to how laws against drunk driving become exploitative when applied to Russians>Anyone who asks for your source - which must be public information so there is no reason not to share it - is a Z-niggerLadies and GentlemenThis poster is an annoying faggotThat is allThank you
>>64200468It's okay, anon. You're not the only one who doesn't own guns.Anyway you're going to have to try a little harder.
>>64200140>Unless they're mistranslations i'm surprised there's some good stuff in this trash heapIt's a "let's increase the fines" type of deal (to get more revenue for the state) sold under guise of "we're doing things for your sake" mostly. The "spam calls" is just a way to block some of the calling, especially international VoIP calls, which they like to blame for "terrorism".
>>64200325>Almost every urban area in the world has some type of vegetation control ruleThose plots of lands aren't in urban areas
>>64199868>belgorodthey were J-DAMned. they either hit a torture house or a surveillance team
>>64200488Domestic revenue doesn't matter you ignorant faggotWhat they need is currency stabilization against foreign currenciesThe big summit with China gives them everything they need for currency stabilizationFining drunken idiots makes zero difference and actually costs the state money because of police work, jail time, court costs, and lost work hours>Just post your source already or go back to talking about boy's dicks somewhere else
>>64200325>only proofFucking retard holy hell lmao. Did you miss everything else?
>>64200196>possibly one of the greatest economic managers and coolest heads in the worldNah, just one of the only few competent people in top levels of RU governance.
>>64200493If the tranny spamming his bathroom politica would post his source for all of this we could determine where exactly they are. Right now all we know is that vegetation bylaws are being enforced, somewhere, against someone, in the largest country in the world.>What tremendously useful information to debate online
I for one am worried about Russia’s partnership with India. Who knows what horrible poo based biological weapons could be in the works…
>>64200502Post your source for these legislative changes.>You don't have one. Just like a womb.
>>64200428It's not how it works everywhere. Here for example they will take it from your earnings. We're not talking about paying debts, we're talking about full confiscation of property. Most countries would only confiscate what's needed to pay the debts. This is in line with other Russian problems though, where the mafia could steal businesses and more.There's also a whole load of ways to be positive about your country without being retarded about it. Teaching that your country is "sacred" and "traditional values" is literal turdie levels of retardation. If this isn't obvious to you, your education has failed you. Or you were just too retarded for it anyway.
>>64200309Crap is sold by western companies to Kazakhstan, Turkey, etc, but ends up in russia. Even military stuff.
>>64199868>literal shilling
>>64200512'most countries' confiscate the property, sell it at auction, which scams you of 50% of its real value, assigns themselves costs, and then returns the remaining pittance. And even if it doesn't work that way in your kike-funded gangbang capital of the world, it works that way in the US and they are the only people stopping you from meeting Wagner irl.>So stop bitching about banking terms and post the source for this information. Russia collapsing is a really big deal, especially as they are full to the brim with dangerous weapons, so it is in your jnterest as much as everyone else's to take this seriously.
>>64200353- people get accustomed to good things which EU integration brought them;- people get to whine about bullshit made by the local government, as if it's caused by EU (typical deflection is typical);- people get to bitch and moan about non-issues (like women);
>>64200293Pajeets have been spamming Indian men with Canadian girl TikToks on /pol/ for the last 16 hours.
>>64200205Cute toe
>>64200343My retarded/naive friend, it's about "figuring out" why people lose their reproductive heath "too early", as in kids who drink a ton of alcohol since 12 y.o. and fuck themselves up with drugs, or girls doing more than a dozen abortions by 25. And preventing this so that they instead make kids.
>>64200373>I extrapolate it from all the other nonsensical bullshit, like indoctrination for school childrenYou forgot the creeping move of making legal abortions (and morning after pills) inaccessible without technically banning them.
>>64200488>The "spam calls" is just a way to block some of the calling, especially international VoIP calls, which they like to blame for "terrorism".Yeah, those measures indeed block international VoIP-to-cellphone scam calls, but also internal messenger-to-messenger ones(calling people on telegram or whatsapp is no longer possible).Kinda like treating headache with guillotine.
>>64200497>Domestic revenue doesn't matter you ignorant faggotIt does when your aim is to get state money without going into inflation spiral. Only reason why it does not matter for USA is because they have been able to export their inflantion to other countries, but Russia does not have that benefit. >The big summit with China gives them everything they need for currency stabilizationLol. You are basically saying that Putin is desperate enough to sell Siberia to China to get one more year.>Fining drunken idiots makes zero difference and actually costs the state money because of police work, jail time, court costs, and lost work hoursPoint is to create a flow back to state coffers. How it then gets spend is kinda irrelevant.
>>64200545So the Russians are evil/collapsing because they want their children to be healthy.>What a fucking useless thread.
>>64200428>That is how things works everywhere else as well>Hurr-durr the west is also cannibalistic like us, they just hide it betterIvan please
>>64200461>still no valid timestampKeep. Digging. Vanya.
>>64200093>>Drivers refusing medical testing for alcohol and drugs will be fined 45,000 rubles or lose their licenses for up to 2 years.I guess that's one way to cut down on fuel usage
>>64200480Nice projection, ziggie.
>>64200554Their war costs are non-inflationary when spent on state owned enterprises. Tiny fines have zero impact on inflation. The only things that hurts them are fluctuating oil prices and energy network attacks. The rest is statistically insignificant.
>>64200497>police workMinimla police work needed to apply predatory fines as a way to increase government cashflow.>jail time, court costsLiterally NONE needed for this scheme.
>>64200558So no proof then? No source? I know you have never left Estonia before, but everything I have described is how it works everywhere else. If you owned a home, had children, had a career, owned a business, or travelled abroad you would know that. And the fact that some tranny in czechia and another faggot in lviv agree with you doesn't change anything. Stop wasting your energy on meaningless debates.
>>64200428>Putin wants tax revenue to pay for the war.it's not about tax revenue. When RU gov wanted tax revenue for revenue sake (late 90s, early 2000s), it actually decreased the number of taxes, lowered the rates and simplified things, basically making it more profitable to pay a small tax and avoid issues, instead of trying to dodge them, causing a multiyear improvement in tax collection and improved revenues. After 2014 the focus shifted to two things:- squeezing out more money for "friends of the regime", e.g. the famous "platon system";- removing any chance for actors not affiliated with the regime to generate any sort of substantial revenues, because any independent wealth generation is a potential source of financing for "opposition";
>>64200505>obsession about trannies>bathroom politica>projecting own behaviour upon those calling out your wilful ignorance and bad faith argumentsOh hey, long time no see, Indiana vatnigger. Now kindly go kys.
>>64200497>because of police work, jail time, court costs, and lost work hoursYou're still treatign Russia like it's a civilized country with a functioning rule of law. That's silly even by vatnigger shill standards.
>>64200093>>Children from age 6 will begin to be checked for their ability to have children.
>>64200582>it's not about tax revenueThen it is not about inflation. I am glad to see we agree.>Russian mob is corrupt.No shit Sherlock. And it doesn't matter how rich anyone in Russia becomes, their apparatus is set in stone, and if they move their wealth abroad they will be under a microscope for the next two generations.>So maybe Putin is allowing some reasonable reforms because drunk drivers are actually just a social menace and kids need good healthcare?
>>64200497>Domestic revenue doesn't matter you ignorant faggotThe budget deficit numbers prove this to be a lie
>>64200162They have already loosened up to 3 children policyIt just takes 2 decades for anything to happen to their economySimple biology, dude>>64200093>Lighters will only be sold with a passportWh-what?>>64200156>>64200158It's Bund Deutscher Mädel time, bitchesGot to hurry up and grow more meat for the grinderIf they fuck all the pubescent females in USSR 2.0, the kids will be ready for Ukraine War 3 in fifteen years.
>>64200497>because of police work, jail time, court costs, and lost work hoursThey are building 11 new large pre-trail detention centers and a ton of new "super prisons".
>>64200601It realy doesn't. Their war machine could run in the red for a couple of decades and the threat it poses would still exist. Lines on a graph going up or down don't change how dangerous missiles are.>Poor Russians stay poor and suffer. This is the Russian way. Read some Dostoyevsky if you don't believe me.
>>64200551The thing is that spam was never a real issue, it's just a scapegoat to block some of the communication
>>64200556Treating kids like cattle (hurr-durr why the fuck they don't breed, control that) is indeed bad
>>64200436Yeah, that was pretty much it. Same as those "kids shitting in litterboxes"-stories
>>64200603>Wh-what?Males smoke cigarettes, and need lighters for them. If they have a passport they are thinking about leaving the country. So when you buy a lighter, local mobilization agency is informed and you will be caught and shipped to frontlines.
>>64200609>Their war machine could run in the red for a couple of decadesNah, the national wealth fund is kaput, current levels of deficit would require the money printer to go crazy and fuck things up
>>64200604Yeah because their central Asian populations are an extreme security threat and the largest % of compromised nationals in the country. The entire drone attack went through Azerbaijan organized crime after unlimited bribe money got helicoptered into the right hands. Not surprisingly the fsb doesn't trust people who take money to let weapons into their country and then blow up strategic bombers. This is a pretty simple concept.
Blyat! You got a loicense for that lighter?!
>>64200480>You have a deep interest in transexual bathroom politics, going back to at least 2019, and a vivid recall of debates around inspecting children's genitalsZigger gonna zigg, i guess
>>64200618The "passport" in question is actually the "internal passport", basically a local ID, not used by international travel.
>>64200612Yes, which is why I advocate for minimal state powers.
>>64200609>Lines on a graph going up or down don't change how dangerous missiles are.They absolutely do when the line going down means you can't afford maintaining those missiles properly. Retard.
>>64200621Until Xi opens the spigots and keeps consumer goods going with price controls to moderate inflation. Its really not that big of a problem for them.
>>64200623>Yeah because their central Asian populations are an extreme security threatYou are retarded, they are not a threat, they are in fact what the regime hopes to offset the locals with. Russians are lazy, want to drink vodka, sit on the couch at home, play World of Tanks and so on. Don't want to work for $100 per month, don't make 2+ kids, don't go to the army that much. From the government's perspective tajiks and uzbeks are way better, hence they have literal muslim suburbs around moscow already.
>>64200631That's what any sane person supports
>>64200632Life isn't a video game. Things don't just start magically falling apart because people can't afford new video game consoles. They are locked into a dangerous struggle and able to exploit international industry to compensate for domestic problems. They could go bankrupt tomorrow and their soldiers would keep fighting. Don't confuse issues.
>>64200582>When RU gov wanted tax revenue for revenue sake (late 90s, early 2000s), it actually decreased the number of taxes, lowered the rates and simplified thingsYou do this in a free market, not in a highly controlled and sanctioned economy like Russia's>>64200191>5a. Expect to see 13-14 year olds having kids with state approvalThis is the main reason for the child law, not trannyism which is that anon projecting xis own bugaboo>>64200104>The state messenger MAX and RuStore are mandatory for pre-installation on all new smartphones, including iPhonesFor tracking purposes obviously>VacationWill be much more limited under this ruleAlso prevents people from "buying" more holidays>>64200093>Russians will start losing their dacha plots for garbage, weeds, and neglectExcuse for state seizureAlso cuts down on state infrastructure upkeep expenditure by transferring it to the owner>Dacha owners will no longer be allowed to run businesses on their plotsCracks down on shadow economy as well as above>unsafe transportation of childrenIn other words, you will not fuck around with the lives of Russia's future conscriptsThis is a society being geared for war
>>64200636>China will save usSure they will. Monke might need to sell a lot of ass for it though.
>>64200618>slav women don't smoke>you can't escape the country and THEN buy lighters You're not old enough to post here.
>>64200639>You are retarded, they are not a threatYes, I guess I am. After all, having shipping containers full of drones randomly attacking your airfields because organized crime groups are in bed with the cia isn't that big of a deal. In fact Putin probably celebrates the opportunity to build new planes and showcase Moscow's aerospace industry.>What was I ever thinking to doubt this plan.
>>64200636>with price controls to moderate inflation>chinks will provide us will low pricesBruh, chinks will do the opposite. Chink cars cost at least 2x-3x more in russsia than in chinkland.
>>64200545>>64200343You take it way to seriously.Russian birthrate is in the dumpster due to pretty much the same causes as everywhere else, the state demands measures taken, government officials propose "solutions" one more retarded than the other almost daily:"Let's ban dating apps", "let's fine people for promoting 'childfree' ideology online", "let's check reproductive health of children", "let's hold dance parties in schools to promote healthy relationships among youth", "let's film movies about joy of early parenthood" etc.Sometimes this shit gets further than just talking.
>>64200343This is not how you greentext my dear global southerner.
>>64200093>Children from age 6 will begin to be checked for their ability to have children.UUOOOOHHHH
>>64200683>retardedIt's notEvery little bit counts
>>64200559You got mogged for not posting guns.We all lose sometimes anon. Just /k/ope with it.
>>64200155>What next, witches and shamans?shamans are the best healers, at least in TBC. Chainheal for AoE damage, bloodlust for dps, extra mana regen for casters and fucking windfury totems so warriors have infinite rage. Russia would be stupid to opt out of hiring tauren shamans. so I wouldn't be surprised if most medical staff is replaced by T4-T5 geared shammies.
>>64200653And magically no source has ever been posted, but a half dozen tranvestites, transexuals, german sodomites, van dodging mobiks in Warsaw, and every other abomination produced by modern medicine, have all decided that Russia is indeed collapsing because they all said so.>Here is some useful information for you: there are plans in place by NATO to backstop Russia in case of collapse. So even if everyone over there developed collective psychosis and just began shooting each other, and society collapsed mad max style, tankers full of supplies would be dropped off so that their core functionaries would have food, medicine, toilet paper, small arms, etc. Under no circumstances will state dissolution be allowed. Its too dangerous for everyone. So get your head out of each other's asses and do something useful with your lives.
>>64200325>>64200129>How much does someone's life really change if they are forced to use a proper car seat (this is law everywhere btw) and cut their grass (also law everywhere)?this >>64200371>it's about fuckin' over people with fines and then taking away their property.And it doesn't only hit random people, after the deficit turned out five times higher than originally expected, companies are starting to feel the heat too because putin ordered a record sum of 600 billion rubles in fines to be collected this year leading to increased controls by literally every body that can do so.Essentially this is another tax, because if the controller has to still reach his quota he won't give a shit if its warranted or not
>>64200129>cut their grass (also law everywhere)Kek
>>64200618In original text, along the lighters, recharge cans are mentioned, so it's probably a measure against gas huffing.
>>64200693>y-you got moggednta but still no timestamp?sounds like you lost lmao.
>>64200704>Weird cry of seethe into bleak uncaring nightnobody cares about your fantasies lol
>>64200723>In original textPost the original text then.
>>64200736Indeed, anon, indeed.
>>64200031Tbh slmetimes I want to see the people paying me dead
>>64200093>>64200104>rent seeking to the extreme, especially targeting males>>almost pathological desire to revoke drivers licenses to leave said men even more economically damaged and isolated >new fines join previous draconian fine-a-palooza + squeezing for bribes to economically ruin more men, either leaving them so economically ruined they enlist or go further into the penal system where all roads lead to the front or forced labor>the child reproductive inspection thing and even more media clampdown/brainwashing in schoolsDamn, they're really hitting the hydian trifecta with this shit
>>64200121>gasp.jpgWhat is it so afraid of?
>>64200765Ursula Von De Cunt hates you and plans on selling your information to help generate cash.>Nothing in life is free anon
>>64200023What the fuck did you not understand?No rainbow flags = Not gay.
>>64200594They have to send all the men to the meat cube factory. They are getting antsy about who they can molest.
>>64200396No that would be contra-productive. They want to keep fining people.
>>64200431>getting to the pointJust now? It's been the pattern for over a year.
>>64200093>Any advertising on Instagram is banned, with fines up to 500,000 rubles.>Russians with mental disorders, autism, and eye diseases will be prohibited from driving.>Drivers will be fined up to 100,000 rubles for unsafe transportation of children: only car seats are allowed,>Russians will start losing their dacha plots for garbage, weeds, and neglect.>Dacha owners will no longer be allowed to run businesses on their plots. Cafes, hostels, warehouses, workshops, car services, shops, and other facilities are prohibited.>Russians will now be treated by mid-level medical staff without higher education. Feldshers and midwives will be able to replace therapists, pediatricians, and gynecologists.>Children from age 6 will begin to be checked for their ability to have children.>>64200104>Russians will be able to block spam calls and allow calls only from certain companies.Uhhhhh tactical advantage? The rest of the laws make sense in that they’re trying to clamp down on dissent and sabotage, these ones are just completely arbitrary though.
>>64200777...Who?
>>64200729Here's another picture for you.>>64200559 could've simply ended this by posting guns, but he chose not to. I wouldn't defend him on that.
>>64200428>That is how things works everywhere else as well. If you don't pay your water billit gets added to your taxes and eventually they seize your houseKek, loving every cope.
>>64200803still no timestamp, fuck off with your purity test faggot.
>>64200723AFAIK it's not something popular in russia, why bother with that when alcohol and drugs are available for anyone.
>>64200480>>You have a deep interest in transexual bathroom politicsAnd there it is. Thirdies literally can't help themselves from thinking about trannies.
I like how "they force people to mow the the lawn everywhere" copium doesn't mention that those "dacha" land plots are urban or even suburbias, those are castrated homestead type of deal actually.
When russia has done getting slaughtered and it reopens its border to the west will i be able to go there sex touring like i do in thailand?
>>64200803Pic related.
>>64200847That depends how many countries puccia is broken into. They are still full of aids so take your pick I guess.
>>64200795>Any advertising on Instagram is banned, with fines up to 500,000 rubles.Government propaganda is obviously not banned, so they just open more space for their own bullshit>Russians with mental disorders, autism, and eye diseases will be prohibited from driving.Prime frontline material. Just gotta make their lives difficult first. >Drivers will be fined up to 100,000 rubles for unsafe transportation of children: only car seats are allowed,Someone in the government has a hand in car seat business.>Russians will start losing their dacha plots for garbage, weeds, and neglect.Someone in the government wants free dacha plots.>Dacha owners will no longer be allowed to run businesses on their plots. Cafes, hostels, warehouses, workshops, car services, shops, and other facilities are prohibited.Selective application as usual, someone in the government runs a dacha business and others are competition>Russians will now be treated by mid-level medical staff without higher education. Feldshers and midwives will be able to replace therapists, pediatricians, and gynecologists.Mid-level medical staff needed in the frontlines, so the peasants will have to get subquality treatment. >Children from age 6 will begin to be checked for their ability to have children.Yeah, you know why this one is. One of the biggest russian businesses is selling shit that this produces.>Russians will be able to block spam calls and allow calls only from certain companies.Control.
>>64200693>/k/opeAre you even trying to be taken seriously?
>>64200795>dacha will be removed if you dont make productive use of them>dacha will be removed if you make too productive use of themI wonder what the sweet spot is. subsistence farming?
>>64200603>If they fuck all the pubescent females in USSR 2.0, the kids will be ready for Ukraine War 3 in fifteen years.This is why I can’t take social conservatives who support Russia remotely seriously and my first impulse is to call them Communists and race traitors.
>>64200803You keep proving you don't know what the etiquette for "posting guns" is.
>>64200795My analysis is above>spam callsTo avoid drone and IED control using cellular network>>64200847Based on the 90s they'll come to East GermanyAnd no in all seriousness it's no buenoNot just because of the HIV, but also because at least in Thailand most whores are willingSlavs being slav, the 90s sex industry in Europe was a horrorshow of mass rapeIf you're gonna fuck a teenage whore at least fuck a consensual teenage whore>>64200723Okay now that makes at least a modicum of senseStill retarded given how common lighters are, and the impossibility of enforcing the law, but alright>>64200861>you know why this one is. One of the biggest russian businesses is selling shit that this produces.CSAM revenue is a fraction of what Russia needs ie millions of orphans they can conscriptIt's clearly baby farm time
>>64200871nah the cum/chug/ger is just here to seethe
>>64200093>>64200104Assuming this is true>1000 ways to make people use their cars lessSounds to me like they'd like people to stop buying fuel without telling them there's not enough fuel.The revenue generated by something like this has to be negligible?
>>64200803>no timestamp againwhy do you keep mogging yourself?
>>64200847better picrel
In case anybody was wandering why thirdies had such a meltdown earlier today:Yemen's Houthis release the official list of 12 senior government officials killed in Thursday’s Israeli strike on Sanaa.— Prime Minister— Cabinet Secretary— Chief of Staff to the Prime Minister— Minister of Economy and Industry— Minister of Foreign Affairs— Minister of Agriculture and Environment— Minister of Tourism and Culture— Minister of Youth and Sports— Minister of Welfare and Labor— Minister of Justice— Minister of Electricity, Energy, and Water— Minister of Information.
>>64200093>"Autism"A disease that in its modern form literally does not exist and can be arbitrarily diagnosed.>what am i feeling comrade>you look constipated.>NO! I AM PATRIOTIC FOR MOTHER RUSSIA! YOU HAVE AUTISM!Lmao.Russia just started bringing back slow progressive schizophrenia. I know the US desperately wants to follow suit, but this is the exact thing that precipitated their last collapse.
Stop arguing with the pro puccia, just call him a jeet and move on lmao.You wont gain anything meaningful from arguing in good faith with such a person
>>64200904Holy basedThey wiped out the Cabinet basicallyA decapitation strike to make Tom Clancy cum in his grave
>>64200903Saved
>>64200904>— Minister of Tourism and CultureDo people go tourism in bum fuck nowhere?
>>64200903>>64200916
I had a dream last night that the Ukes blew up the last of a Russian airframe. This is even better
>>64200131Russia doesn't want arsonists doing what they are being paid to do in the west.
>>64200861>Government propaganda is obviously not banned, so they just open more space for their own bullshitYeah, but why instagram specifically? Most Russians don’t even use it because it’s largely an English-speaking platform.>Yeah, you know why this one is. One of the biggest russian businesses is selling shit that this produces.I already figured it was to advance the interests of pedophiles, that didn’t really need explaining, but most CP producers presumably aren’t all that interested in 6 year old girls’ fertility (otherwise they wouldn’t be abusing them in a manner that dramatically decreased their likelihood of having children). Unless they’re abusing them under the guise of gynecology exams that… oh God I think I just figured it out.
>>64200926What airframe? Tu-22M?
>>64200922>Do people go tourism in bum fuck nowhere?
He >>64200856 has shown you how to timestamp, now it's your turn >>64200803 to do it properly.
>>64200903I blyated
>>64200950Here you are sir.>>64200856Also thanks for the tip.
>>64200946Aidid of Black Hawk Down fame had a minister of tourism. It's a nonsense rank to give to a warlord to make him feel good, siphon state funds, and give him stature amongst turdies. What little work is actually done is probably more like what we'd understand as domestic business development ie promoting restaurants and clubs and shit like that
>>64200967The fact you needed it beaten into your head by multiple anons is a pretty bad sign.
>>64200513iirc the scheme is borderline stupid> dear yurop! we want to buy your nice machine tools. > dear kazakh factory (est. 2022), sure, we have just sent em by train> train goes from yurop to kazakhstan> through russia> the goods are never imported in kazakhstan but somehow kazakh factory never complains.
>>64200904Honestly im mostly suprised that they have a goverment. Well, had, but you get my point
>>64200975It's the sort of thing I imagine where people somehow figure how to get paid for making instagram posts until whatever fraud they are running collapses under them.
>>64200904Minister of industry, of environment, of sports, tourism, even welfare. Kek, leaving them alive would have hurt the houthis more simply by having to give this people a paycheck
>>64200975>Aidid of Black Hawk Down fame had a minister of tourism.The funny thing is that you can actually tour the battlefield now, with private security and guides no less.https://somaliasecurityandtours.com/day-tours/mogadishu/blackhawk-down-crash-site-and-the-mogadishu-mile-tour/
>>64200104Not gonna lie most of this is good
>>64199868How the fuck do you kill someone with a flamingo? It's not Alice and wonderland where they double as crochet mallets
>>64200944I woke up right after that so I don't remember the exacts. I think it was the strategic bomber that they are almost out of airframes of.
>>64201003Objectively all things which eliminate waste is goodBut people tend to rebel at being forced to live disciplined livesThe fact that previously these things were tacitly allowed, as a concession to keep people happy, and now they are not, is an indication that ship's getting serious
>>64200461Holy fucking kekGo back
>>64200983>Kazakh customs sends notice to exporter that shipping containers have been processed>Kazakh customs makes no mention of the fact they were empty
>>64201008They do if you kill them and rigor mortis sets in. But they make better spears than mallets. Trust me I am a serial killer (artist of death if you may) who is very passionate about his art, I have three flamingo related killings on record
>>64200922Well, there was that retarded RomCom Salmon Fishing in the Yemen in 2011....
>>64200093>>Children from age 6 will begin to be checked for their ability to have children.sounds like children of men but with more rape
>>64201039The flamingos in Miami are free, I own 30 flamingos.
>>64201045>sounds like children of menI only recall the long take at the end of that stupid movieWhat happened?
>>64200129>cut grassAt what lenght? How must my rose bushes be trimmed? How many branches are the poplars in my back yard allowed to have?>proper car seatHow many attachment points does a proper car seat have? Does it have wings, or a small shelf for vodka? You see how easily i can twist that. These laws were made to fleese people with fines.
>>64200803>still no timestamplmaoDid they give you this from discord too, troon?
>>64201058have you posted one w/ timestamp?
>>64201058Refer to >>64200967.Your turn now, anon.
>>6420106913:03
>>64200093>>64200104>Drivers refusing medical testing for alcohol and drugs will be fined 45,000 rubles or lose their licenses for up to 2 years.How often? How strict is the timespan the tests are looking into? (i.e. have you drank today, this week, this month?)Because Russia already has extremely strict DUI laws so this has to be some kind of regular test and that's going to be no bueno for a huge swath of russia's male population. How large of a swath depending on how strict it is
>>64200093A lot of this seems like it's designed to restrict movement and make confiscation of property easier. Probably preparations for a massive draft.
>>64201046You can just take them home!?
>>64200155midwives are the shit, and I refuse to stand for any slandering of them. probably not in Russia though, there they're probably just babushkas with AIDS rooting around in the birth-canal without gloves, and getting mothers drunk on home-made liquor.
>>64201078Not valid.Still waiting.
>>64200379>populists are everyone I don't like and everyone I don't like is a right-wing terrorist
Possible Flamingo bavovna on Bryansk last night. Video spreading on /uhg/. I don't recognise the vid from previous years.https://streamable.com/67zalv
>>6420112920:30???
>>64201146>>populists are everyone I don't like and everyone I don't like is a right-wing terroristOh so you are that asshurt slovak fucker. Get lost, nobody wants you here.
>>64200795>>Russians with mental disorders, autism, and eye diseases will be prohibited from driving.>>Drivers will be fined up to 100,000 rubles for unsafe transportation of children: only car seats are allowed,arbritary measures designed to restrict people's ability to escape the country by car, especially those that would normally be exempt from a draft, and might object to being conscripted (in this case, fathers and the mentally ill).
>>64200967who the fuck draws a 9 like that?
>>64201158WEBMed for convenience. What is in Bryansk?
>>64200470>Someone else can post charts of how trade of import & export in the -stan countries and azerbaijan went up like x10 to x40 rate after 3 day SMO stalled. With EU being the biggest clientRetarded russian narrative alert that pretends a 10x increase of 5 million € equates replacing imports/exports to the Russian market.
>>64201185>What is in Bryansk?russians
>>64201183The same type of people that advocate for genital checks of kids
>>64200301>doesn't know about timestamping>gets butthurt about not timestampingthis is how we know you are at minimum a newfag or tourist
>>64200108It means Ukraine is kicking Russias ass
Heh
>>64200007Not good enough. Everything is still very cheap for all the Russians I know
>>64200385underrated post
>>64201233Russians are finally getting their van compilations
>>64201233But-but-but... you've told me that russians don't have conscription?!
>>64200320Most likely, the United States Department of Energy. Most of the fuel in American nuclear plants already comes from Soviet weapons that were decommissioned and recycled.
>>64200093>Advertising VPNs is prohibited, with fines up to 500,000 rubles.A kneejerk reaction after they lost the fight against modern vpn protocols such as xray/reality even with DPI.>Any advertising on Instagram is banned, with fines up to 500,000 rubles.An attempt to make it less appealing by reducing interesting content>Banks are tightening control over cash withdrawals at ATMs. Transactions will be blocked if deemed suspicious.Banks weren't able to do anything when an obvious victim (often old or mentally unstable people) of a fraud comes in and withdraws all his money.>Lighters will only be sold with a passport. Might be another measure against smoking? >State fees for motorists will increase by up to 300%, and driver's licenses will cost twice as much.Need more money
>>64200093>Russians with mental disorders, autism, and eye diseases will be prohibited from driving.>Drivers will be fined up to 100,000 rubles for unsafe transportation of children: only car seats are allowed, while straps, adapters, and frameless seats are banned.>Russians will lose their driver's licenses for refusing to yield to vehicles of law enforcement and officials with flashing lights.>Drivers refusing medical testing for alcohol and drugs will be fined 45,000 rubles or lose their licenses for up to 2 years.A long-running campaign to tighten driving rules>Russians will start losing their dacha plots for garbage, weeds, and neglect.Likely isn't going to work except for some particularly egregious cases>Dacha owners will no longer be allowed to run businesses on their plots. Cafes, hostels, warehouses, workshops, car services, shops, and other facilities are prohibited.In theory it was never allowed to do that as dacha lands are legally either for agricultural or for single-family homes. >Russians will now be treated by mid-level medical staff without higher education. Feldshers and midwives will be able to replace therapists, pediatricians, and gynecologists.An attempt to force private healthcare on everyone who can pay for it>Children from age 6 will begin to be checked for their ability to have children.A kneejerk reaction to the demographic crisis>Pharmacists will be fined 100,000–200,000 rubles if they do not offer cheaper drug alternatives.Pharmaceutical companies pay pharmacists to offer the most expensive drug options even to the poor. This is causing general discontent.
>>64200795>>64201166>mental disordersYou might think they have no way to apply this to you as you definitely have no mental disorder, but don't worry, they'll find one.
>>64200156>>64200158You guys never had penis inspection day?
>>64201239Yeah that was a mistranslation. "They dont have constipation" is the correct one.You know, due to all the anal rape and whatnot
>>64200371Russian Anglophilia strikes againThey really do just wish they were English country gentlemen.
>>64201257Im not catholic or jewish, so no
>>64200104>Vacation pay will be calculated differently. Now, the average daily wage must be multiplied by the average number of working days in a month. Quarterly and annual bonuses will also be taken into account. Payments will increase for most Russians.A measure against some inventive options for reducing the taxable base of the wage fund>Russians with frozen accounts will have their mobile service blocked.Another tightening of the screws>Fines up to 50,000 rubles will be imposed for transferring SIM cards to third parties.A measure against drops, but most likely isn't really going to work>Russians will be able to block spam calls and allow calls only from certain companies.Too much spam much of which is fraud or borderline fraud increases general discontent> The state messenger MAX and RuStore are mandatory for pre-installation on all new smartphones, including iPhones.Yandex browser is already mandatory, so this is a move in the same direction.> English language classes in grades 5–7 have been reduced to 2 hours per week.Those who have money will pay private tutors, the rest are out of luck. It's not as bad as it seems because with internet there are enough of simple ways to study on your own>Schoolchildren will be forced to learn songs by Shaman, Gazmanov, and Maydanov in music lessons.Schoolchildren will most likely hate these three and everuthing similar with all their hearts.>Study of human rights and freedoms has been reduced in favor of a course on sacred Russia and traditional values. Social studies have been completely removed from the curriculum for grades 6–7, and reduced from 136 to 68 hours in grades 8–9.Does not matter, these studies are useless just as the new ones>Migrants in Moscow and the Moscow region will be required to register in a special mobile app that will track their geolocation.Repairs, construction and roadworks are going to become more expensive
>>64200609Why do browns struggle so much with the concept of greentexting? Is it a manifestation of the absence of abstract thought?
>>64199868pure cinemahttps://streamable.com/67zalv
>>64201318>My WEBM has already been used by someone else.
>>64200093>Children from age 6 will begin to be checked for their ability to have children.PENIS INSPECTION DAY IS BACK BABY
>>64200461>8:59 today, anon.how fucking new are you?
>>64200683>>64200690Normies accessing internet on phones pretty much killed any chances for population recovery.Fucking hunter-gatherers in Amazon rainforest are already dealing with the same problems since they got internet from Starlink.You would have to kill smartphones and go back to internet being only accessible from PCs at very most.
>>64200166Guided (window guidance)
>>64201388in a small way I hope the internet suffers a fucking death or disintegration into sub-nets like the old days.Social Media has generally been a blight upon humanity; even in places like this there are some people who're too far gone.
>>64200093>>64200104Let me summarize this for everyone->The Russian Government can now arrest you for pretty much any reason at all.>Don't want to go to jail? Get saddled with a shitload of debt for your "crimes"? Well you will be happy to learn that new recruits for the 3 day SMO can have their sins forgiven!
>>64201388Those Amazon tribesmen simply became porn addicts, as I recall.Sex is also a weapon....Boobies? The warhead fairings.
>>64200343When you want a toddler or dog to swallow a bitter pill you mix in a little bit of something yummy, like ice cream for a toddler, gravy for a dog, or oligarch cum for a Russian.
>>64201448Porn, social media gossip, ragebait, the whole package. Those were a thing before smartphones, but normies didn't want to look like those "cave-dwelling" losers, so they stuck to normal living.
>>64201459This shit is so terrible it doesn't even count as an attempted psy-op.
>>64200795>tactical advantageLots of shill farms make their money from scamming elderly russians in their off time. And FSB kikes want them focused on the international shilling.
>>64201233They'll be posting that video and claiming it's in Ukraine later today.
>>64201372Yeah that one was so embarrassing kek. Thinks he can timestamp by typing out the time and at the same time is telling people to gb2r. Vatnigs max out at 80iq though so whatever.
>>64201233It’s always projection holy shit.
>>64201565Anon, that ain't even a spicy one...
>>64200847>will i be able to go there sex touring like i do in thailand?Anon, I hope you are aware of the HIV rates in Russia. You are playing with fire, the crotch kind. Stick to Thailand.
>>64199868>Flamingole current ukro nazi wunderwaffen, right after f16it changes everything... until it doesn't and is forgotten like it never existed
>>64201565Quite literally 100% of the time.
>>64201603Uh oh! Stinky!!!!
>>64201610Bro Ukraine has no working refinery for 2 years no.
>>64201624
>>64200093>Lighters will only be sold with a passport. Violators face fines up to 2 million rubles.selling 2022 bic lighter, still works, 20 000 rubles. NO LOW BALLERS NO WHEEL FLICKERS!!! I KNOW WHAT I GOT...-----Bakhmut was hell of a placemeatwave of 2023CERTIFIED BUHANKA DRIVER
>>64200196Each day that passes I am surprised that the SBU hadn't left a present in her car
>>64200093>>Lighters will only be sold with a passport."Lighters" as in the thing you use to light up a cigarette?
>>64200191>Expect to see 13-14 year olds having kids with state approval.Finally his wish come true.
>>64201253"Sluggish Schizophrenia" is a made up disorder invented by the Soviet Union for this very reason, to unperson people and have them disappeared into psychiatric institutions run by the KGB where they would be given massive and detrimental doses of the most powerful anti-psychotics for protesting against the government.
>>64200306>My main takeaway from the war is that slow-rolling support for Ukraine has somehow resulted in a worst-case scenario for literally everyone, Russia included.I’ve said and I’ll say it again, the United States has abjectly failed in Ukraine *VERY SPECIFICALLY* in regards to preventing nuclear proliferation and escalation.For starters, by allowing Russia to invade in the first place, we effectively void the Budapest Memorandum and nuclear disarmament on the whole can be completely discredited.Second, permitting Russia invade has shown every tinpot dictator that nuclear weapons are basically a get-out-of-jail free card and that they can get away with basically any act of aggression so long as they possess them.Third, by making the war a tortuously protracted defeat for Russia, we have in fact increased the likelihood that they will resort to using nuclear weapons out of sheer desperation. Either in a Hail Mary all-out attack on NATO or using them against a rebel army marching on Moscow to depose Putin (I don’t think they use them against Ukraine except as part of a wider attack on the West but that’s beside the point).Really, the best option would have been to order intervention on February 25, 2022 with strict limitations placed on ROE (i.e. "no strikes on Russia’s internationally recognized territory under any circumstances"). Doing this would have ensured a swift Russian defeat, but not in a manner that would have left them so economically and militarily crippled that that they would be inclined to resort to using nuclear weapons out of desperation or fatalistic resolve to take their enemies down with them.
>>64200104>The state messenger MAX and RuStore are mandatory for pre-installation on all new smartphones, including iPhones.kek. Also soon here, don't delude yourself, anonymous-kun.
>>64200019honestly i dont think most russians will even noticetheir only middle class lives in 2 cities and the rest are neither poverty vatniks or super rich oligarch familes that dont give a fuck about poor people >>64200023trad homos
>>64200205pretty sexy but i like the p30sk more
>>64200104> English language classes in grades 5–7 have been reduced to 2 hours per weekWell, at least the shills will be easier to spot in the future
>>64200191> They're planning on cutting the country off from the net a la the great firewall.The great Blyatwall
>>64200351Early in the war, there was a string of important targets (think ammo dumps, fuel stores, airbases, warehouses, that sort of thing) in Russia and the occupied territories that mysteriously blew up. Russia couldn’t or didn’t want to admit that Ukraine A) had significant enough cruise missile capability, or B) had partisans on place to strike these targets, so Russia claimed that it wasn’t enemy action, merely accidents caused by smoking.
>>64201584The zig bot flees from the Holy Cross
>>64201584based soldier of christ, fighting HOMO satanist
>>64200889There is a better way to make people use their car less
>hurr-durr reproductive health isn't about making kids pregnant>... twelve seconds later...
>>64202794told you coombrains didn't Ithis isn't about CP, it's about babyfarms for the next war
>>64202794Actual fucking orcs
>>64202881and water is wet
>>64200325do you know what a dacha is, retard?
>>64201008>How the fuck do you kill someone with a flamingo?it carries 1150kg warhead
