What is the most stupidest gun you've seen in fiction?
>>64202227> pistols in both hands- Ok and cool.> twin pistol- stupidest gun.Why?
>>64202227Is that the guy that's killed manymen
>>64202227>Shoot one cyka twice>Shoot two cykas to the left and right of you at the same timeYou're just jelly of Bloodnofsky
>>64202227this would be cool if it were a sci-fi energy weapon with a foregrip
>>64202227That dumb looking smartgun thing from 5th element
>>64202272You have objectively bad taste.
>>64202230Because unlike real twin pistols it doesn't make any sense. How would that feed from a magazine?
>>64202368They can have own separate clips.I've seen in old film how Shvartsneiger attached 3 or 4 rifles by a glue tape and shoot like that, and it was cool.
>>64202227The squad rotary cannons in Deep Rising. But I also love the concept, just as equally as I think it's retarded. It being a dressed up Calico is bonus, always nice to see the Calico.
>>64202399>clips
>>64202227The franken-guns from many science fiction film posters in the 80's and 90s'.
>>64202433I just watched that a few days ago after someone reminded me of it. Mad decent B movie.
>slap holosight+laser pointer on AK>it can now shoot airburst roundsI still dont understand
>>6420245210/10 ending with the island set up, I always thought it could have been a decent lean into a corny King Kong film sequel.
>>64202461Would an air-burst 7.62×39 even be worth fucking with? Seems like it would useless being that small.
>>64202479Im sure someone could take the various rifle-caliber HE rounds that exist and math it out to figure what it'd actually do, but I'm 90% sure it'd be less effective than the kinetic impact unless they handwave it as a form of super-HE
>>64202452for me its 1999 Virus
>>64202227Probably this bizarre thing from Blade 2.
>>64202514Just a MAC with a long barrel and barrel shroud/compensator, innit?
>>64202399No they can't lol. Look at the picture again.>>64202517>innit?Issit. Looks like a protoversion of the aesthetic idea they'd later iron out in Elysium at >>64202461.
>>64202530>IssitHey man, I'm American I speak English, not British.
>>64202530>Inniy?>Issit.It now occurs to me that it probably should be ittis, but anyway.
>>64202408You might win. This gun was awful.
>>64202535>Hey man, I'm American I speak English, not British.You speak English (Simplified), not English (Traditional).
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>>64202514Never understood the need for there to be special guns that shoot wooden flechettes or the whole "silver works on vampires too" excuse, when you can just have a priest bless your ammo.
>>64202461What if the laser is a rangefinder and the blocky thing below it is a programmer for the airburst rounds like AHEAD uses? But yeah, I never really got into Elysium because of this kind of shit. It's the same deal with his road warriored R35 GTR. It's just a weird aesthetic choice that doesn't make any sense. I'm less bothered by the AKs in that Star Wars show, those are just whatever the prop shop had on hand to represent a weapon as opposed to a intentional decision.
>>64202461Presumably, the sights are able to imprint whatever information on the bullets as they are leaving the barrel
>>64202543American English is actually closer to traditional English than what the English are currently speaking.
>>64202558The Blade movies are virus vampires(the lamest kind)so silver being used makes sense because of it's antiseptic properties.
>>64202559It makes more sense to make some gucchi attachments that can work with existing weapons and weapons systems then making expensive custom weapon
>>64202408If it was called a machine gun like it was supposed to be it would be less egregious IIRC they scrapped what was supposed to be the assault rifle in development and just called that thing it. Doesn't matter that the M60 existed in FO2 and an LMG in NV. East Coast FO devs are retards.>t. always mad
>>64202227...what fuck is that?...better, I don't want to know. fuck that shit. Dear God.
>>64202408This is a blurred part of Fallout lore. Unlike the power armor that is now canon as older tech from the war before the nukes, the weaponery may be extracted from BoS research.And BoS is not the most competent when it comes to research, they are technoskeptic cultists. The real brains are in the different branchs of the Enclave. It's even almost certains that any real evolution will be made by the Enclave in the series.
>>64202571The show at least has the decency to have people not wearing power armor use it as a machine gun rather than an assault rifle. Though trying to reconcile all the small arms in Fallout only works if you assume Fallout America had an India-tier procurement system. Which admittedly kinda fits.
>>64202408I don't really have an issue with water-cooled shroud future guns when you pair them with power armor because they would be like fifty pounds. It's when a bare ass human then uses them without issue, that's then things get stupid.
>>64202461>slap smart detonation control module on AK (which happens to also have some extra sights)>loading compatible explosive rounds will detonate them appropriately if configured for airburstMakes sense to me.It would be popping useless firecrackers today, but decent payloads in 2154 explosives, sure, why not.
>>64202568Sure, but if you can afford a gucci airburst attachment with ammo and an R35 GTR, you can afford a better gun than the Ahmed Special. I get the idea that some things will become more accessible with time and other things already exist and get the job done, I don't have a problem with fusing old and new tech. I just don't feel like their choices of old tech make sense here. Why an R35 instead of a Patrol or a Pulsar or even a Z34? The Z would be just as unfit for purpose as the GTR, but at least they're common and a clapped out one would be affordable however many years in the future that movie was set. And why an ancient AKM instead of a Saiga-12 where the airburst rounds would make a lot more sense?
>>64202608Airburst on tiny rounds seems like ass IRL unless it's a volume fire situation.
>>64202613The real answer is they didn't think that deeply into it because they didn't need to.The possibly in-universe answer is the rich fucks in their fancy taurus ring don't give a shit and just supplied some fancy gribbles to go with whatever the gutter slum where using and don't give too much of a fuck how its accomplished.
>>64202500The monster design is scary af + youngish Jamie Lee Curtis is hot
>>64202655That's the thing though, the aesthetic of the movie is very consistent. Someone clearly decided that an AKM and a GTR were the correct aesthetic choices where they were used. That's the thing that bothers me. Like I said, I have no problem with the AK in Star Wars that people were getting their panties in a bunch over a while back. They just handed him the nearest gun-shaped object off the shelf and no one put any thought into it. It's whatever, they wanted to show a character with a gun so they handed him a gun. Elysium is specifically showcasing this fusion of old and new with some sort of air burst attachment on an AKM. Why that gun? Why not a shotgun? Why not an AR? Why not a Mosin? There's lots of guns I can think of reasons to be used there, but the one they went with is baffling to me.
>>64202771bro you're too deep, yes airburst kalash is dumb, but at least the props in elysium looked cool and it fit the whole cyberpunk theme mixing old and new tech wether it made complete sense or not. The real question is why big budget star wars just tossed a guy who is supposed to be in a galaxy far far away the most recognizable firearm on planet earth without doing anything to make it look like it belongs in that universe, it's fuckin laziness.
>>64202724>Jamie Lee Curtis is hot>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>64202883Have you seen what Maria Shriver and that maid he knocked up look like?
>>64202883JLC has always looked like a trans guy that started hormones at 17
>>64202724>youngish Jamie Lee Curtis is hotJamie Lee Curtis has always looked 10 years older than she should
>>64202442what the fuckthe more I look the worse it gets
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>>64202545Ah yes the new Taurus SMGQUALITY!
>>64202724also, here's Tom Cruise (21 years old) and Jamie Lee Curtis (26)Jamie has always been fucking worse than fucking mid. she must have done A2M for the entire studio board to acquire any role whatsoever
>>64202939She's a nepobaby
>>64202883Lmao this is my favorite copypasta. I was just thinking about this a few days ago
>>64202939>>64202945>Jamie Lee Curtis was born in Santa Monica, California, on November 22, 1958, to actors Janet Leigh (born Jeanette Helen Morrison; 1927–2004) and Tony Curtis (born Bernard Schwartz; 1925–2010). Her mother was of Danish, German, and Scotch-Irish descent.[4] Her father was JewishStopped reading right there coincidentallyGood ol Early Life
>>64202545It always struck me as weird how there's so many shitty P90 replicas around when it's already just a 10/22 in a plastic shell. How hard could it be to make one that actually looks right?
>>64202965>>64202945I mean, I can at least respect nepo babies who can act and look hot. sure they were born with a foot in the door - some halfway through - but they at least fulfil the minimum requirements. e.g. Angelina Jolie, Daniel Radcliffe, Liv Tyler, Domhnall Gleeson.but this bitch. fuck me.
>>64202433I’d do unspeakable things for a backpack-fed 5.7x28 shoulder-fired minigun.
>>64202227Any and every bullpup.
>>64202461It's not just a holosight+pointer combo, that whole attachment is a computerized firing system that calculates distance uses special bullets like miniature AHEAD ammunition, that''s why his AK quickly runs out of ammo, there was already near to no ammo in the magazine.
>>64202558These guns don't shoot wooden flechettes, they fire silver projectiles.
>>64202301You aren't ready for the New Flesh.>>64202917I think the spirit of the thread is for dumb serious designs. That was intentionally stupid as a caricature.
>>64202227Ar15Glock 19
>>64202301Organic guns are a cool concept. When I die I want someone to turn my body into a gun.
>>64202558Hell, just casting straight-up silver bullets would not make them that expensive.Silver costs about $40.92 USD / Ounce right now. Casting it into .45 ACP equivalent size (185-230 grain or 12-15 grams) would give you TWO rounds per ounce of silver. That's about ~20 USD per silver bullet. Assuming that all the other costs (brass casings, gunpowder, primers, machinery etc) remains the same, I'd recon we could get them mass produced with around (let's be generous here) $25 per silver ammo.That's NOTHING, if you are fighting against special targets. A single .50 cal ammo costs you around $ 4.00-4.50. A single .450 Nitro Express used in Elephant guns costs you about $10 / round. $25 per shot against vampires? Buy 200 rounds and it costs you 5k. Then just mag-dump them mofos. If you are part of some government-sponsored vampire hunting team and have military budgets, that's absolute peanuts. Hell, arm the whole platoon with those silver bullets. Fuck Dracula, we can take him.
>>64202878Indeed. It's SO lazy, that it makes me wonder if the prop department guy had his own head-canon about AK-looking blasters and now had the chance to make it canon. So he just did it.The rest of the Star Wars guns at least make an effort to dress them up with scifi-gizmos. That's just... lazy. Or someone went "Fuck it!"
>>64203349If you look closely at the Andor AK, it's actually much more heavily modded than most of the WW2 milsurp they used in the original trilogy. The whole receiver and top cover are custom made, as is the plastic furniture on the forend. The only reason it looks lazy is that the gas block and front sight post have been left mostly intact, and those happen to be the defining feature of the AK's silhouette.
>>64202433That's not stupid tho...
>>64203322I see too ways to go about it. Only put a small amount of silver into each bullet, like fill the cavity of a hollow point or replace the copper jacket with silver.Or just use a lot of normal bullets and have to coup de grâce them with something like a wooden stake. Assuming they're Blade-like vampires and do suffer from conventional weapons.Or just do the John Carpenter's Vampires thing and harpoon them then drag them into sunlight with a trunk wench,
>>64202771You're right, would have made much more sense to have an AR-15 in Africa considering the Americans sold millions upon millions of them there
>>64203420Maybe you should watch the movie before making stupid comments about it.
>>64202893>Have you seen what Maria Shriver and that maid he knocked up look like?It would take a team of analysts to get to the bottom of his choices but if I had to guess, something like this?>spend your entire life perfecting your physical form>peak vanity and a strong dose of narcissism>be highly vulnerable to seduction because you crave approval and worship>be too high profile to easily cheat>often alone with maid in home who calls you handsome and likes to feel your musclesHe'd be attracted to her being attracted to him, not to her body specifically.That's my guess.Does he live alone these days or have a new maid/mistress/girlfriend?
>>64203461>be highly vulnerable to seduction because you crave approval and worship>He'd be attracted to her being attracted to him, not to her body specifically.You understand cheaters well.
>>64203420The movie is set in LA, which is why Matt Damon's girlfriend is a beaner and why half the lines are in Spanish before he goes into space
>>64202433Fuck you that's awesome.
>>64202608>>64202530>>64202487If local hood rats can easily acquire explosives 5000 times stronger than modern high explosives then why were the machine guns and grenades used by the personal robot bodyguards of a fucking billionaire so unbelievably shitty in comparison? If you could fit enough HE to lift a 200 pound robot off it's feet and shred a third of it's body with a thimble full of shrapnel in a .30 caliber rifle round WITH room left over for complex computer systems you could fit enough in a grenade to level a city block.
>>64203469NTA but it's pretty simple when you sound it out like that. They have a problem with pride and hangers-on tickle it.
>>64203349Fuck me in the mandalorian they EVEN HAD AN AK IN IT THAT LOOKED LIKE AN ACTUAL FUCKING BLASTER.
>>64202408This show looks awful
>>64202408>Lewis gun rear fins as if it uses forced air cooling. >Maxim gun closed front as if its water cooled. Never noticed that before and its aggravating.
>>64203626Maybe because giving yor security guards grenades that can level a city block is wildy retarded for defensive purposes. Either way you're talking about a setting with surface to space manpads, shurikens that carry enough explosives to vaporize a body, wrist mounted energy forcefields capable of abosrbing rounds from a gun shown to rip through space station walls like paper and magical med pods that can reconstruct a corpse's head and bring him back to life with only minor mental instability.
>>64202883
>let's make a weapon so retardededly overpowered that we have to deliberately forget it could even do that.
>>64203403MHI did it best, glazer safety slug 45acp with silver pellets under a silver ball at the tip abd a traditional copper jacket to engage the rifling because silver is too hard. It's basically silver shot and ball in a 45 copper sabot. And 12ga No1 silver buckshot, of course And silver pre-formed notched wire frag sleeves on grenades
>>64203461>He'd be attracted to her being attracted to him, not to her body specifically.>That's my guessThat's what everyone saysIt can't just be thatI dunno, if I was Arnie I'd never tire of banging barely-legal teens. H's rich, he could have gone to all the countries of the world stamping his dick on their girlflesh like Customs stamping his passport.
>>64203918Penis gun
>>64202442No that's based as fuck, something Draka would give to its janissaries
>>64202227>most stupidestYou. It's most stupid or stupidest. Learn English, retard.
>>64202771Not having a problem with the AK is a sign of autism.AK is distinct enough that it stands out without additional greebling.
>>64203918At least they actually chose to ignore that stupidity. Would be much worse if they kept using the 2shotdead, 3shotvapourised function again and again, while ignoring when they needed to build tension.
>>64202771>the one they went with is baffling to meThe AK has long been the designated "insurgent terrorist" gun as far as media and women are concerned. Even if they don't know the weapon or give a damn about it, they can crayon a picture and say "give me that gun". Which is probably what happened. Remember, film-making is primarily a visual medium. All they know is what images will trigger the feeling they want. So far as the director is concerned, xhe probably told the armourer "give me a gun that audiences will take one look at it and say OKAY THATS AN INSURGENT NOT A PROPER SOLDIER". Or as the white women say, it's "insurgency-coded".>>64203380>those happen to be the defining feature of the AK's silhouetteProbably deliberate because see above
>>64202771>>64204153people using ancient equipment in Cyberpunk universes is on-brand but seeing a R35 GTR and a 2nd gen silverado in 2154 was a bit of a stretch. AKs i can excuse for their ubiquity and lack of anything to go wrong inside them but who the fuck is making parts for a 2012 duramax 142 years later
>>64202461If airburst rounds were common it probably wouldn't matter what kind of gun you used to fire them, and the holo/pointer was probably necessary to arm the rounds for the correct range.Why an AK? Ubiquity, large caliber, semi auto. You could totally use an AK in that configuration today, it would be heavy and somewhat awkward but there's nothing inherently unrealistic about that.
>>64202514This would actually work irl.It's just an Uzi that fires blanks/wadding from a normal mag, which protects flachete from a barrel extension.Flachette is too long to load in normal mags (see: spiw) so firing it like a rifle grenade makes sense.Firing blanks the Uzi jamming wouldn't fuck it up, and you'd use an Uzi because you wanted a short barrel to accommodate that flachette extension, and the telescoping bolt is ideal for firing blanks because it will cycle easily.Anything larger than 9mm, it would be hard to use with one hand, so the fast rate of fire compensates for that. Everything about it is short range.You know I think if you loaded flachette in empty 410 cases and used a 410 mag and barrel extension, you could legitimately fire it from a regular gun with 9mm wadding. Ballistic performance very poor, but it would cycle, and fire
>>64202301>he doesn't order the special
>>64202408It kinda, maybe, possibly, might look passable in the first glance when your brain only latches on to the reference, before you start thinking about it deeper and the more you do, the worse it looks.What I wanna know is how much this is applicable to the entire show.
In this context I see stupid in three ways. 1. Unrealistic, we couldn't do it today2. Poor Canon, doesn't fit within its own context3. Tactically invalid. No reason for the operator to use it. The usual offender is some kind of support weapon, used by a villain who isn't supporting anyone, magically transports it, never runs out of ammo and can't kill the hero with it.
>>64204142That was the joke, autist
>>64202558>>64202566blade is actually set inside the marvel universe. in that universe it is canon that the effectiveness of a symbol is entirely dependent upon the user, not the priest. this means that a Jew holding a cross is absolutely fucked. however, a Jew holding a star of David (and actually believing in it) can repel Dracula. this actually happened in the comics when Kitty Pryde met Dracula.since Blade isn't exactly a believer in anything beyond all vampires must die, a priest would not be of much use to him.
>>64204237>it is canon that the effectiveness of a symbol is entirely dependent upon the user, not the *deityit is IRL canon tooActs 19:15 refers
>>64203318Ehh i think it looks dumb. The way tryanids grow rifles for example looks ridiculous
>>64204310it's only a matter of time until the H.R.T. Geiger body horror poz-golems in america start growing mossberg shockwaves and keltec sub2000s out of their axe wound
The missile launcher from xXx being a camera on a PVC pipe still sticks to me as the worst looking weapon i've ever seen on a movie, this is the same movie that gave us the sickest looking .44 revolver
I remember seeing a webm of a rotating Gatling gun but with only 1 barrel at the middle.
>>64204168>>64204203How ubiquitous are AKMs in LA? Keep in mind that this is a desirable preban antique, not a ghetto blaster.
>>64204237So an extreme autist who's into 40k could make the sign of the aquilla and scream "The Emperor Protects" and it would work. Neat
>>64202771>Like I said, I have no problem with the AK in Star Wars that people were getting their panties in a bunch over a while back.The problem is that it's just a short AK with 10 round mag. It looks too recogniseable and out of place unlike the fudded out WW2 guns that barely resemble their original gun. ar-15 with no stock, a1 style foregrip, barska 4x20 rifle scope on top of it carry handle and classic waffle 20 round mag will fit better. People will not recognize it unlike AK which even the most liberal no-gun normie has recognize the silhouette of.
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>>64204370>How ubiquitous are AKMs in LA? Keep in mind that this is a desirable preban antique, not a ghetto blaster.Keep in mind the setting is a lawless hellscape where no gun law or any law exist. The AK is probably just 60 years old at most and was made in some makeshift gun factory in south LA.
>>64204411The US has proven that it's incapable of making functioning AKs, even from otherwise well-regarded manufacturers. Why would it not be an AR with a printed lower?
>>64204237Yes, the comics published by Marvel are set in the Marvel universe. The movies with Wesley Snipes are their own thing.
>>64202479This is the same setting in which shoulder-fired missiles can be used against targets in low orbit. They've made some serious advances in chemistry.
>>64204310Like wtf is this shit
>>64204632It could be worse.
>>64203626Do you really need it explained to you why a bunch of basic security/bodyguards aren't going to be carrying around firepower to level a city block? Let alone use it in proximity to the person they're supposed to protect?
>>64204638>GW makes these>blizzard makes zerg based on them>GW remakes the tyranids based on the zeroAnd thus is the steal circle completed.
>>64202585What does Todd's cum taste like?
>>64202461Suspicious amount of support for this
>>64204310>>64204632>>64204638I like some of the bigger artillery pieces Nids have. Those always looks so much cooler than the rifles.
>>64202578this is why zoomers checked out of pop culture as a kid, imagine being a child with adults taking this shit seriously.
>>64204673Yes i agree these are interesting
>>64202408The gun itself is god damn an abomination, but being fucking huge for a power-armored soldier makes some sense. The actual game one that is rifle-sized is just retarded
>>64204427>The US has proven that it's incapable of making functioning AKsWell the movie shows it being jammed before it even fires.
>>64203663>a gun shown to rip through space station walls like paperTbf that isn't especially hard to do, at least today. Our current space station solution to micro meteorites and debris is essentially "hunker down and pray" tier.I have not watched the movie thoughbeit.
>>64203649it is awfully gay and retarded
>>64202368It's not just that, it's also WTF would it even be for? The whole point of a handgun is that it is small and easy to conceal or carry on your person. A double-deagle is enormous and heavy making it totally impractical as a sidearm. If someone were willing to carry something that big and bulky they could get much more firepower out of something different.
>>64204326I know what you mean, it looks like a jank Stinger, but it works enough for a fun B+ moviesame as that revolver and the "xray goggles". doesn't make a lick of sense if you really look carefully, and think about it>stop thinking SWAT police and start thinking Playstation!also, if you'd never seen a Stinger before and see it in a movie, you'd swear it was made of spare set rigging>>64204645>GW makes theseinsectoid / fungal hive mind aliens are a common tropethere is a Wild Cards novel from 1987, in which aliens on Earth warn humans about the invasion by a roaming alien hive named The Swarm
>>64203649When i heard that Amazon was producing a Fallout show, i was 100% convinced that it would be the worst thing in the world. I said so on /tv/ more than often. Than it came out, and i was honestly very positively surprised. It's a pretty good show. You should give it a chance. If you don't like the first episode, you can just drop it.
>>64205260nta i went in with the worst expectations and found it satisfactory. i have a handful of lore breaking compliants but when you understand that nothing in fallout can ever be 'fixed' it makes sense that every time someone or something finally gets humanity back on track to what the are supposedly trying to do there has to be someone smashing the reset button. the only thing that really triggered me was moving shady sands. Shady sands wasn't in the middle of a metro, it was built far away from the giant radioactive hole that used to be the major metros and built with adobe huts and ollolololoooooooolooloooollolol. it's like they hate the tribal aesthetic.
>>64204663Elysium has a pretty dedicated fan base, although I never particularly cared for it.
>>64202969It's usually down to blanks. It needs to be reliable shooting them without an obvious BFA, and directors often want something with an impressive muzzle flash, which you wouldn't get from a .22 and maybe even from real 5.7.
>>64205212Ever since seeing FireBirds as a kid i loved the Stinger
>>64205212Bro, the zerg are explicitly serial numbers filed off tyranids. GW contracted blizzard to make two games, one based on warhams classic and one on 40k. GW pulled the rights at the last second leaving Blizzard with some 98 percent complete games that they otherwise wouldn't have been able to use, so they changed them just enough to not get sued, and watercraft and starcraft were born.
>>64204382true /k/ommandos can repel vamps by holding a /k/ube and yelling "AVE NEX ALEA"
>>64204370>>64204411>>64204427IIRC the airburst module has Cyrillic text on it, so I assume the whole thing is a black market import from somewhere in the former Soviet Union. Maybe AR-based equivalents never existed because Western countries had the budget to develop whole new guns from scratch, but Eastern and 3rd world ones had to retrofit their existing AKs.
>>64202878this, it's disgustingly creatively bankrupt.
>>64202883arn e here would have nailed her in a heartbeat Phase Plasma Rifle at a 40 watt range style but the crew were on set
>>64202883arnie again had to jack off in the dressing room after desu she never put out for me
>>64205399This is kind of a myth as far as I know. It's true that WC was absolutely based on WH but GW was never really involved, Blizz made the game on their own with initial plans to license it as a WH game but eventually decided to make it their own thing, either because they wanted control of the IP or because GW rejected them, depending on which devs you believe. Either way GW was never involved with the actual development and never had a deal with Blizz though.
>>64205476I bought a wheelock yesterday hallo /k/ and verabschiedung
>>64205399your story is about WarcraftStarcraft wasn't even in the picture until after WC's rapid success and fans were saying "dude what about Space Marines vs Aliens that'd be fuckin awesome"Hydralisks are basically not-Xenomorphsand I'm sure you know about the multiple references to Aliens in the game>>64205392>FireBirdsholy shit, a Draken on filmBTW, it sounds pretty nuts that Apache crews would carry around shoulder launchers in the boot, but it's quite true that you can dismount a Stinger round and launch it just like that
>>64202563No it isn't you retard
>>64202442Weirdly this actually makes more sense than a lot of fictional guns, each barrel gets its own mag.
>>64202368Wouldn't be hard to make a magazine that feeds to two opposite sides with a side-loading mechanism and outward ejecting port. I'm not saying it's a good idea, but it is possible to do.
>>64204673For me it's the beta.
>>64205996You can make a two barreled semiautomatic pistol that volley fires (i.e. fires both barrels at once) but it wouldn't look like that for obvious reasons.
>>64205723>Seething because his accent is a modern invention to crudely ape after gay nobles fashionPost your gun or go back lol
>>64204237>this means that a Jew holding a cross is absolutely fucked. however, a Jew holding a star of David (and actually believing in it) can repel Dracula. this actually happened in the comics when Kitty Pryde met Dracula.Why would Dracula's own symbol repel him lmao
>>64206237Dracula was a Solomonari, scholars who studied with the devil to learn magic bullshit like controlling the weather. I figure the hexagram is supposed to represent one of the seals of Solomon. They're also associated with heptagrams.
>>64204761kek, that's actually a good point. I concede, at least for the AK. The GTR was still a dumb choice.
>>64203649Spoiler Alert: it was awful
>>64204237So you're telling me The Great Jacinto is actually part of the Marvel universe?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAom8ws8qp4
>>64206213To be fair, what do you define as "closer?" On the one hand, the current UK set of accents descend from that same common accent that the American set and the UK set descend from, but the UK version is actually a direct continuation of the accent as it was practiced in the British Isles, whereas the American accent had external influences not present in the UK and does not have an unbroken chain of development like the UK version does. That being said, it's silly to fight over which one is "closer" because both sets are modern and the American accent changes too. You wouldn't, for example say AAVE, Valspeak, or the Appalachian dialect closely resemble the language at the time of the colonies. What you're usually referring to is the General American Accent, but that too isn't from the colonies, and is mostly relegated to the 20th century and beyond, making it a modern accent, just like the rest of them. That being said, unlike in the UK, and England specifically, American English varieties don't usually out you as being part of a particular social class, region yes, but not class.
>>64206213>he doesn't knowmate, it's the typical American accent which is a>modern invention to crudely ape after gay nobles fashionthe white American accent is descended from Transatlantic, aka what you hear in period movies from Gatsby to WW2Transatlantic was essentially an American attempt to modernise and adapt an upper-class English accent for Americans
>>64206302What the fuck do you think the six sided jewstar is? I'll give you a big hint it has nothing to do with king David.
>>64206802>mateNot a gun lol, you might as well not have posted.
>>64202961I personally like the version that gets posted on /tv/ Justified threads, I’ll have to see if I can find it
>>64206749>>64206807I can't speak for the accent itself, but a lot of American vocabulary and grammar are preservations of things that British people also used to use but have forgotten. "Fall" instead of "autumn" for example appears in Dickens. A lot of others are things that postdate the Revolution as well, like "gasoline" vs "petrol" or "tire" and "tyre."
>>64206802>modern invention to crudely ape after gay nobles fashionWhy are we suddenly talking about RP?
>>64202408Anyone who hated this gun is retarded and does not understand the reasoning why a Mechanized Armour force might want it .
>>64206841>"Fall" instead of "autumn"so far as I know, Shakespeare used autumn, so Dickens can suck my dick, and I'll dip it in brandy butter just for himI'm not sure about word choice. Americans tend to favour (over)simplifying, which can inadvertently lead back to Middle English words rather than later (Romance) loanwordson the other hand Americans are just as happy as everyone else to use words which sound fancierand when all else fails, make up their own language (and spelling) so everyone knows they're the cool kids>stop trying to make sox happen, it's not going to happen!>>64206856hah! a touch!
>>64202607IT IS MEANT TO BE USED AS A LIGHT MACHINE GUN BY THE INFANTRY AND AS A RIFLE/SAW BY THE POWER ARMOUR USERS , FUCK OFF , IT MAKES SENSE
>>64206841Man, I know this isn't continuing the conversation, but you have no idea how happy it makes me that some /k/ommandos are into linguistics. You know what's wild? The Transatlantic accent. There are still a few people that speak like that. Imagine if rich Americans all spoke like that.
>>64204237That is so fucking retarded , anyone who believes in Subjective Truth is too retarded to live
>>64206831>Imagine being Raylan in that scene and having to be all like "damn, fat lawyer chick, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your rotund body and horrific gorilla face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Ava in his motel room. Like seriously imagine having to be Raylan and not only stand there while Aunjanue Ellis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her potbelly and ashy skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that scene. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as your daughter tells her she's A QANG! and DAMN, MO-TOWN LAWYERS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because she’s not the ones who have to sit there and watch her jiggaboon face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and later alleged federal fugitives for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Harlan County. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her stretched stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "Africanesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal caterers in the previous months. And then the DA calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single Crowder in this state before the Marshall Service could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Raylan Givins. You're not going to lose your policing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>64206873>>stop trying to make sox happen, it's not going to happen!But it already did.
>>64206878accents these days are becoming increasingly homogenized and it's so annoying.
>>64206894It's what happens with mass media, bro, but do not worry, since other kinds of accent differentiation always form. It's human nature, but can you imagine if two hundred years from now there is a 4chan dialect of English because accent and dialect is dictated by communities that span the globe? I personally have stupid fantasies like this because I think it would be funny. I was almost hoping that words like lulz would enter the vernacular like based and meme did.
>Regional accents develop in places where a population of native speakers settles in a place for an extended period of time>Therefore, the places where populations are only recently settled have the "default accent">This would most recently be the American West Coast from around the mid 19th to mid 20th century>At this point, there hasn't been any meaningful expansion of native English speakers to new territory in over a century, so every region has had enough time to develop its own accent, it's a bit silly to say that one region's regional accent is less accented than another region's accent
>>64204168>who the fuck is making parts for a 2012 duramax 142 years laterIf had been a F250 with a 7.3L, I would believe it.
>>64206928The West Coast is an interesting case because so much of the population are 1st or 2nd generation (either actual immigrants or transplants from other states) that real local accents barely exist. There actually is a "native" Californian accent that's persisted among mostly older people in rural areas, but people are so unfamiliar with it that they'll think you're from another state when they hear it. (It's sort of a mix of Midwestern and Southern, maybe comparable to a toned down version of an East Texas or Oklahoma accent, I assume because CA's pre-WWII history includes a lot of Southern and Midwestern migration.)
>>64205334The canonical location for Shady Sands is smack dab in the middle of the Great Basin, one of the most inhospitable places in North America. It's no wonder the NCR was in trouble in NV, 90% of their budget would have to be spent transporting water to their fucking capital.
>>64203461>>64203985The thing about superphysiological levels of testosterone and things like trenbalone, etc, is that they don’t just make you horny, they also erase your inhibitions and your standards. You’ll smash literally everything. It’s a head trip back to the days when a rock that looked vaguely like a tit could give you a stiffy, except you’ve crushed the little voice of fear that kept you from asking literally every girl in school (including the lunch ladies) to let you eat her pussy.This is why roiders so frequently end up with dogs, the dogs are the women who put up with them for more than an occasional hookup.
>>64207054>except you’ve crushed the little voice of fear that kept you from asking literally every girl in school (including the lunch ladies) to let you eat her pussy.Speak for yourself, faggot.
>>64203461Bro got taco fever after predator Fr. He originally didn’t want any women in the movie and was disgusted at the suggestion of the producers to include romance scenes but BTS you see visible attraction between the two.
>>64202368double the magazinesdouble the power
>>64207168double the firepowermore firepower less aimingthere's a reason they were popular in the past
>>64204164I've never heard a white woman say the word "insurgency." You give females too much credit.
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>>64207513a girl once asked me about "gorilas" skinning soldiers while watching Predator.
>>64202227All of the original TNG Phasers but the "Dust Buster" is possibly the worst.
>>64206841Webster (of the American dictionary variety) had a hard-on for antiquated "proper" spellings and terms, reaching back to more "pure" English. So technically American English is closer to the original English. However, Samuel Johnson, author of the first true dictionary literally shaped our language along the "I made it the fuck up" model. A lot of etymology at the time was just wild guesses, and he would attribute some words to Greek or Latin root words they were not related to, including their spelling (remember that not many people were literate in his day, and proper standards of language had yet to be firmly established). Not only that but he was inconsistent in places, such as deign and [dis]dain, and the spelling and use of the word Ache, which was originally from a Germanic term spelled with a K, but a mistaken Greek root prompted him to spell it with CH instead. It's history in plain sight, and I like it.
>>64208671>I'M GUNNA CHANGE YOUR CHANNEL
>>64202251cykas to the left of mepidors to the rightHere I am, stuck in the trench with you
>>64202408I hate that gun. I hate that power armor with its giant fucking hands making it so the user can’t easily manipulate normal firearms. I hate the Brotherhood of Steel. And I most certainly hate Bethesda Fallout.
>>64209590Hate is a strong word
>>64202227>fictiongood goy stay distracted
>>64204632The tyranids using grown firearms as a symbiosis is one of their defining traits and keeps them elevated out of the second place ranking that every other bug race fights for. Turns out you can do way more interesting shit with their designs when they don't just spit all their attacks out.
>>64210498I was learning more about it last night and it is kind of interesting that the gun can be a colony of beetles or something
>>64210475What does this have to do with jews? Fuck off antisemite, racism isn't allowed outside of /b/, and it's unacceptable here
>>64210694Found the tourist
>>64210694t.malding polgolem
>>64206807No gun, but he still btfo'd you. At least you can use your gun to blow your own brains out in shame.
>>64210475I actually prefer fiction because veterans put things in writing about fictional organizations they would never say about the real world equivalent with their own name and face
>>64202461>modular system that can be adapted to almost any delivery platform in the right caliberThe rounds and the attachment are the system, the rifle is just a delivery system.It's actually brilliant.The actual stupidest gun ever is the iconic blade runner pistol, it makes no fucking sense.But that won't stop me from loving it.
>>64211262>He I don't know what's worse to imagine, you're samefagging, or you're dick sucking a confessed noguns euro.
>>64202980>Liv TylerCome on now
>>64202771Bro that show has straight up AR15's in it, I don't know why people bitch about the AK so much>>64202408>massive fuckhueg 300lb cannon>PKM magazineWhy
>>64208643Still the goat
>>64211710Fuck, I meant RPD
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>>64202408this gets so much hate but a water cooled machine gun might actually be the most cost effective support weapon for korean war 2: nuclear-electric boogaloo
this dumb shit from Echelon Conspiracy
>>64202613rule of cool, retard. Fucking autists
>>64212718>The AK-ARit is beautiful, blyat
>>64208643This little shit actually looked like it could be a real blowback .25 saturday night special, but it was incredibly out of place in a show with as many kino gun choices as the Sopranos.
>>64202301Bio-portlets GTFO.
>>64208671I always liked that one because it looked like the Tripod death ray from the War of the World version I watched as a kid.>>64211678Empire Records and Stealing Beauty were the only times she was actually hot.
>>64204382Damn, so frogposters can be vampire killers?
>>64212810The R35 is the opposite of cool, faggot. It's the least cool "sports" "car" (pigfat cuckover for tasteless Arabs) made by the most niggardly of all East Asian car manufacturers.
>>64202461I liked it overall I just thought his motivation was lameWhy are they flashing the bots with radiation that he just happens to get stuck with and exposed to?A much more mundane situation, and one really getting to the heart of the problem, would be that his broken arm is preventing his section from meeting its quotas and his boss fires him which then means he is violating his parole and is going back to jail
>>64212718>>64212816presumably this is a low budget direct to dvd/streaming production shot somewhere in eastern or central europe and all the firearm technician could supply was an AK
>>64203649I couldn't watch past 2 episodes, and even that was incredibly difficult because they did the BoS dirty (as they are run by white heterosexual males, played by jews, who act like testosterone juiced imbeciles). It's AWFUL.>>64202433I just want an Adco Square Deal bros...
This stupid fucking shit from the end of Tango and Cash (which I'm watching right now and it is an awful movie btw)
>>64202408Why did they make it?Who made this trashIt would have being a bad desing even as a ww1 gun
>>64202479For rodents of unusual size.
>>64202461There is no powder, just a really long bullet.The future primer powder is strong enought to act as if it was normal ammo.Also the hybrid railgun is kino
>>64213432https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PUojfoKIgI
>>64213002I think she was accidentally too hot in ArmageddonLost a bit of the daddy issues girl vibe and made me just want to fuck her
>>64213156Luckily, the world doesn't care what YOU think. So the AK with future add ons and the mad maxed GTR stay.
