OLD THREAD: >>64193752>Images (limit reached)https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!No P320's allowed
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I only intervene when the "bumps" surpass image limit
>>64206485first for andou
RPK-16's soft thighs!
>enter thread expecting femboys>see foids insteadDay ruined
>>64206581what did you expect?
>>64206581sorry anon here you go
>>64206581
God I want a smelly musky haven't-showered-in-a-month female PMC to tongue fuck me at gunpoint!
>>64206621Imagine this gal fucking your wife.
>>64206661don't have one, but yeah.
I wish violent women were real...
>>64206682They are.
>>64206706Saint Olga is literally the embodiment of the perfect wife
pain
>artist that draws my waifu plans to pick up the pace on the backlog of drawings they owe me since life got a bit less hectic for them finally>Indonesian, their local area starts having power issues, doesnt want to keep PC plugged in until its fixed so its power supply doesnt get bricked like it has once before>all the riots start happening on top of thisFuuuuuuuck. Not in Jakarta where the worst if it all is, so they're safe at least assuming it doesn't significantly escalate, but holy shit the timing of it all
New 'shimi just dropped
>>64206840Sounds like someone needs a decent power surge backup battery for their desktop or to just get a half decent laptop as backup.Framework actually released a new laptop with a touch screen+stylus drawing functionality but the CPU/GPU is pretty meh so I'll probably just wait for the AMD or Intel with Iris Xe graphics releases... Or I'll just get 13" model.[spoiler]Personally I don't really care about touch screens, unless of course your using a stylus it just seems like a giant annoying finger print magnet.[/spoiler]Anyway what are the Dutch East Indies company islands sperging out about now? I was actually considering spending a vacation there and just riding a mountain bike around Bali or whatever prior, good thing I didn't make this year my travel year.
>>64206754
>>64206958>power surge backup batteryProblem is they're a college student with an unsteady income in a pretty poor country as it is. Part of the reason they've been able to continue going to college and also pay for necessities is because I've commissioned them so many times over the years, so buying something like that is outside their budget.>Anyway what are the Dutch East Indies company islands sperging out about nowGovernment corruption more or less. Indonesian parliament members make like 50x more than the average Indonesian already, then proceeded to vote to give themselves a housing allowance on top of that, AND danced on camera when the vote passed. Protests happened, cops cracked down hard, ran over a delivery driver on his motorcycle that was completely uninvolved and killed him. They've burned down a parliament building and raided multiple politicians homes and stole a ton of their shit.
>>64206958>Dutch East Indies company
Are anons ready for special derosartisation operation?
>>64207152Will there be grilled meats?
Sipping wine with older women!
>>64207644>wineliterally just old-as-fuck grape juice
We're gonna be so back in a week.>>64207644Showering with an older woman.
>>64207821OLD WOMENOLD JUICETHE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE
>>64206593>Shrouded J-FrameA lass after my heart
Gentlemen, I present to you: Anemone from Kizetsu Yuusha to Ansatsu Hime
>>64208036I thought it was a fantasy anime. why does she have a gun?
>>64208046Because that is her skill
>>64208067no explanation? she just has guns?
>>64208036Boobies.
>Out of nostalgia start trying to hunt down some of the old ass greentexts I wrote on other boards, stumble across one of the oldest from 2015>Lactating gentle femdom mom-son incestGod damn, literally nothing changed about my fetishes in at least a decade, kinda neat to see.
>>64208074Yup, she's an assassin that can summon all kinds of weaponsAlso she has huge tits
>>64208079You heathen
>>64208090I might have to watch this show
>>64208099Go right ahead, there's better anime this season but this one is really fun with some great babes
>>64208079that is quite the nostalgia you have... now share it.
>>64208115that's why I skipped it, it looked like a pretty trashy harem anime. still is I gather?
>>64208143It's a fun dumb fantasy animeI could give less of a fuck about the MC and I just enjoy the girls, especially Anemone.Granted she's part of what I could consider as one of my types
I found myself a PS/2 keyboard and the keys feel nice and I want to test if it works but I'll have to reset my whole computer and I don't really wanna because it has top like rev up so I'm stuck between holding out on the keyboard or my computer revving up for the next 2 hoursHow could you do this to me IBM
>>64208117I warn you it's kinda shit and related to humanized horse girls, not the Uma Musume kind, I was young and only slightly more degenerate back then.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21967304/#21975835
>>64207902Do you want to get electrocuted to death? Because touching a drenched T-doll is how you get electrocuted to death
>>64208360Water isn't as conductive as it is thought to be, salt water far more conductive however. Leyden Jars use salt water IIRC
>>64208374>salt water far more**salt water is far more
>>64208360I'm pretty sure T-dolls are highly water proof, would be pretty shitty if your advanced robot army could get taken out with rain.
Bros.. i think our foxu is in trouble...
>>64208347Goddamn thats an entire short story
>>64208397Cute magpies
>>64208376>>64208385
AA12 is the most badass shotgun there is and it absolutely fucks in Killing Floor.
Weird little fun fact, no one has ever managed to replicate kefir from scratch, shit is entirely a fluke of nature, basically all kefir grains today are the direct descendants of when some Caucasus Mountains cow farmer discovered some weird cauliflower looking things in his milk back and passed them down ever since.
>>64208077Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye Türkiye bir numura
>>64208610https://youtu.be/cfUeOP-rKC8?si=UoqzwfactTtCTYCm&t=126
>>64208610uuuuUUUOOOHHH I LOVE BROWN ANIME HAGS
>>64208624if you don't see the joke then you're not a real balkaner, but a balkanboo
>>64208636YOU ARE WORST TURK60K KEBABS DED LLOOOOOOOOOOOLL
>>64208610>tfw you will never breed a woman you also call mommy
>>64208639
>>64208641can't wait for her canto
Would you give her a hug?
>>64208669i hate tyranids. they're stupid. either be hyper adaptive, or have numbers on your side. having both and claiming that they basically ate couple of galaxies already is fucking stupid
>>64208641Why are all of you emasculated faggots?
>>64208675It was a yes or no question you twat.
>>64208627I gotta say that I never expected to see R1999 on this board.Then again, it does have some pretty /k/ girls here and there.
>>64206581Go be a faggot somewhere else homo
>>64206581>anime girls>foidsyou are a fucking retard
>>64208753no.
>>64208697I have severe mother issues which will never be resolved that can only be vented online.
>>64208697I'm notI'd happily breed a woman like that to have strong kids
>>64210030confront your shitty mom and tell her how much of a pathetic failure she is. it helps more than you'd imagine
>yfw a Japanese GuP fan learned Finnish just so they could leave a message in the guestbook while visiting Parola Armour Museum.peak autism, I approve
i'm afraid of women, so its easier to feel comfortable around them when they're more mature because they're more outgoing, and they exude more safetyalso its cute when they act immature sometimes
>>64210864would administer headpats
>heavily pregnant Sheeta and Pazu having misadventures in your favorite wars
>>64210606It is a museum worth learning Finnish for
>>64211099Pazu's the father, right?
yukari... do you have any reference materials for understanding cute arab girls with heavy accents... i'm in love but i'm sorta at a loss...
>>64211434There's Andou, but I'm not sure if she's more Berber or more Arab
>>64210030Weirdly enough I have a perfectly normal relationship with my mother, I think I just got exposed to too much incest hentai during my hormonal formative years
KICK DORKS!
>>64211434>going for arab chicks>everhav fun getting stabbed by all of her male relatives for speaking to her t.scandi
>>64211539>Implying he isn't American and doesn't live in a blue shithole.I'll date an insanely pretty MENA girl and if her family tries to kill me they can say hello to Dr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.
>>64211532>gigastacy molly whops a becky with ease Damn. A tale as old as time. Poor AN-94
>>64211316Who else would it be?!
Man, I sure hope the coffe haven't been laced with aphrodisiacs and bodily fluids!
>>64211620>AN-94 was meant to remain in the labs to gather data through test combat and to never fight under real conditions, but Shaw never explained this to AN-94, who believed she was the first member of the Wolf Pack>Unwilling to remain a prototype and never fight in real operations, AN-94 challenged AK-15 to a duel in order to prove her worth, but she was squarely beaten due to AK-15's overwhelming specs advantage>Shaw scolded AN-94 for provoking the fight and regretted making her too human. Shaw's rejection and her inability to best AK-15 drove AN-94 into the Doll equivalent of depression.Poor Ann
Prescription aviators seem to be making a small comeback, guess we've reached that 30 year trend cycle.
>>64211673I've used them in the past, and I do plan getting a new one eventually
>>64211672For burgers, 220cm is about 7'2"
i'm gonna get a gun licenseand then i'm gonna buy my cute raifu
>>64211696Pretty gay to get a license but yeah go for the guns that your favorite girls in anime use or ones that were heavily featured in your favorites
>>64211676I got some about five years ago and got a few comments on the "Dahmer glasses" so it's kinda funny to see them suddenly start showing up on normies.
>>64211706this drawing always made me look at her like she's the school bully but has a soft spot for (you) when she offers up a drink
>>64211637Just making sure this wasn't some NTR thing: seems like one can never trust the internet these days.
>Type "chubby" or "plump" or "husky" or "curvy" into the tags>Look inside>Morbidly obese girlsI hate how virtually every term for "just slightly overweight" has been appropriated by landwhales
>>64211496 she kinda read as more berber to me >>64211539 >>64211559 she's a uni exchange student... also false alarm it seems that she was literally 50% in arabic and immediately pivoted to english when i tried talking to her i'll keep a mental note to not meet her family
>>64211737>Being the object of affection of the local female bullySounds interesting
>>64211779Well just be careful buddy.If you are in some gunless shithole you should probably be careful
>>64211736>got a few comments on the "Dahmer glasses"Whew thatd make me pissed.
>>64211775Fat people consume everything, including concepts.
It's all so weebsome
>>64211856his hair looks like some type of plant
>>64211871>his
>>64211802I knew what I was signing up for when I decided to satisfy my autism instead of asking the salesperson what frames they think look good on my face.
>>64208397Bears are relatively friendly and they're more afraid of you than you are of them.
>>64211883
>>64211959I don't think bears are scared of foxgirls, and more importantly it wasn't a bear that did that
>>64211996Yeah, it's a wolf
>>64212006Not exactly
>>64211856>>64211883Hello Mikadonobro
>>64212008Do tigers also eat like wolves do?
>>64208397oh no...
>>64212016Tigers are some of the worlds most apex of apex predators, some of the few animals that will actively hunt humans, they'll eat everything.
>>64212042Wtf is she getting fucked?
>>64212080WHITE GIRLS ____ ____
>>64211775Firstly: Entirely based taste, very high T. Secondly: I know this struggle well, unfortunately exactly the wrong kind of women have been encouraged by the body positivity movement and shitty friends who will lie to keep landwhales fat but crush actually attractively plump women’s self esteem. I’ve seen girls who have a little pad of belly fat and killer tits and ass who get needled relentlessly by their friends who turn around and tell 400lb grognak that she’s so sexy and beautiful because they hate competition and know that their curveless hips and flat asses can’t beat a woman built like a Greek statue but look way better in comparison to a amorphous blob on legs
>>64211673Wearing them significantly increases your chances of scoring a hot alien wife.
If I ever get filthy rich I am going to have an full enturage/harem of tall heavily armed female bodyguards dressed in tight form fitting suits!
*chair clattering*
>>64211434>Wants kebab galsThis could imply the existence of a hot Serbian or Croatian yandere gal who wants to kill the muslim to get you
>>64212288What does her tactical WAH stand for?
>>64211757I'd never. Pazu is clearly Sheeta's one true love and she wouldn't want to spread her legs for, or bear the child of, any other man.
What sort of guns are these /k/?
>>64208077Has Balalaika been confirmed to have any marriages or partners in the past? Such a poor scarred hag deserves a family of her own
>>64210864>so its easier to feel comfortable around them when they're more mature because they're more outgoing, and they exude more safetyYup. I’m around lots of older women at my work. Really feel relaxed and comfortable talking to them compared to women my age where it feels like I have to walk on egg shells
>>64212845Flint locks. The second part in front of the lock seems to be a pan for the second powder charge so a traditional flint lock musket.
EVERY FUCKING TIME I THINK WE'RE SO BACK IT GETS DELAYED BY 2 MORE WEEKS! WTF IS THIS MEMESHIT?
>>64212931could you tell us what?
>>64212931I feel a great disturbance in the force regarding September 23rd, seriously it's bothering me what is happening on September 23rd?
>>64211781Now imagine the DEFY school girl gang bullying you into making your house their daily hangout spot.
>>64212931Well this board's just a chronological oddity, two weeks from everything!
>>64212055>>64212008No tiger is a match for 7.62x51mm Ball.
>>64213013Except for Arkan's Tigers!
>>64212976Kek.
>>64212860In retrospective this image is extremely accurate.
>>64212860I always took it that Balalaika is a spinster.It wouldn't surprise me if she's fucked at least 20 men
>>64213025I dunno about that homie, they seem to have a weakness to NATO type weapons
>>64213134Actually, Arkan's Tigers (paramilitary) was the most organized and professional army out of the big 3 (JNA, Republika Srpska, Arkans Tigers)When the JNA's soldiers were drunken and unkept, Arkan's men were sober and clean-shaven. Also they backed up RS troops and prevented Republika Srpska from being conquered which is why it's still it's own entity today
>>64212941>Now imagine the DEFY school girl gang bullying you into making your house their daily hangout spot.FUCK NOW I WANT THIS ANON
>>64213230she seems awfully excited about that little sword.what.. what does she plan to do with it?
>>64212010henlo
Put in a question filter41 hitsHot damn this board must piss someone off
>>64213335
>>64213323Forgive me... i cannot help but imagine some things..
>>64212937Eh, just another day. Now have you ever seen a repeating number sequence on a daily basis for months on end? thats when shit gets real.
>>64211711no the anime girl IS the raifu
>>64211775Fellow chubby shotgun enjoyer
>>64211775>>64211845>How did we end up at the bottom of this slippery slope?You get what you fucking deserve
>>64213336Kazuki with long hair is dangerously OP
>>64206485Cute Nui
>>64211775>>64212104>reeee slang evolves reeeeits called "thicc" now boomer get with the times
>>64214747>evolvesYou mean "gets appropriated by landwhales". We don't need any more words for obesity when already have so many, yet it keeps fucking happening as soon as the last one is no longer used in reference to actually attractive figures, because they need to cope that they're totally not disgusting slobs>its called "thicc" now boomerThey've already been making moves on that one for a while now; I wonder what the next replacement will have to be.
>>64214792>"i like overweight women but im ashamed of it and need special adjectives for overweight to make myself feel betterits ok to like fat women anon stop being a sperg
I think women look beautiful in overalls
>>64214792Overweight is overweight, you invited the landwhales like the dipshit you are
>>64214747Yeah but then you get “thicc” girls who are pushing 110 but they have C cups so that totally counts and excuses the fact they’re built like a long rectangle or 330 lbs and thick in the same way an overstuffed heft bag is “thicc”
>>64214869I find it strange when I see a woman wearing overalls. I can't quite put my finger on as to why... it doesnt bother me any in a bad kind of way but something about it is odd to me. Perhaps because its always been primarily a guys piece of clothing just like suits have been.. or maybe its their particular style? idk but some women do definitely pull it off
>>64214869You’re a freak and a degenerate!Kidding, overalls are based as fuck, but I feel like they work best when they lean blue collar or farm girl, especially paired with a tank top
is this /ak/ enough?
>>64215816Yez
>a-anoo...would his democraticness like some fresh бópщ!? The beetroots have been harvested by the dumbest, angriest, meanest weebs from /k/...
Top five non-joy sparkers of /ak/5. Weeb Democrat poster4. Radovan Karadzic3. Chairforce Schizo2. al-Bukhari1. Kancolle spammer
>>64215885allright then
>>64216229you forgot me (I'm the yuri NTR poster.)
>>64215045Frankly I haven't seen a guy wearing overalls as work clothes for a long ass time, overalls seem to be almost entirely a womans fashion item now.
>>64212931>>64212937Soon™, after all the peace talks led to a whole lotta fucking nothing from both sides.
how do I spark non-joy? I only post when there is little weebdemocrat activity
>>64216357
>>64216369Because absolutely no one knows what the fuck your schizophrenic ramblings are even about.
>>64216387uhhh fine but I do not demand to be understood, all users can go about their business and post their bollocks, even if they are libtarded PoS
>Watching Technology Connections videos on heat pumps, air conditioners, dehumidifiers, etc...>Everything is just a refrigerator
>>64216319Depends on where you are i guess. Down here in the country in Kentucky you see a good amount of men and women wearing overalls (myself included).
>>64212055Yeah but guts eaten first like that is what wolves usually do. Tigers and other feline predators seem to prefer large muscles first, tigers especially being fond of the rump.
>>64216271No, my boy– you introduced me to the final solution that is yuri NTR. Many sleepless nights I spent wondering, "How do you survive an absolute killing machine like M4 SOPMOD II or deal with life under the domination of RPK-16?" The elegantly simple answer was right there all along: you consent to a yuri ntr. Don't have to worry about razor sharp talons or getting a rib/finger broken when your abuser is being distracted with hot and sweaty, lesbian sex. Feign tears when your voyeur request gets rejected in order to sell the act. If one or both decide that having you in the cuck corner would be more humiliating, it should be easy to jork given their resemblance to human women
>>64216180>fresh бópщSay it in English.>beetrootsWat? Do you really expect me to eat this...
>>64216535It's kinda scary just how useful the refrigeration cycle is
>>64216552>Do you really expect me to eat this...I don't expect anything, because I KNOW you are going to eat the Slavslop and you ARE going to like it
>>64216583but beetroots are gross... I would probably throw up if I ate whatever that mystery soup is. Now a cheeseburger on the other hand.. THATS a meal.
>>64216628Look, weeb, beetroots are whatever but you're still eating the borscht. Do you want a cheeseburger as a SECOND course? That's great, I'm all for it, no issues. You can have a burgerino *after* you've emptied your bowl of purple Orthodox 'roots
>>64216652>You can have a burgerino *after* you've emptied your bowl of purple Orthodox 'rootsIf thats what must be done in order to actually have a nutritious and delicious meal.. so be it.. but know this, there will be no joy while consuming it. Just disgust.
>>64213075>she's fucked at least 20 menIsnt that just the average woman lmao? Hell that would be a low count for many nowadays
>>64216229the serb guys isnt that bad honestly, far from the worst tripfag we have had
>>64216751I know he isn't, that's why he's so low on the list>>64216765Looks like RPK-16 got a bit carried away with the last woman/T-doll
>>64216739As fun is it to doom and gloom, not really, statistically speaking the average body count for the majority of people is 4-6 over their entire lifetime and that number hasn't really gone up much, if anything it's gone down with zoomers. Sluts are just the very loud minority.
>>64217101>statistically speaking the average body count for the majority of people is 4-6 over their entire lifetime anon...
>>64217119>Oh, you found my socials?What did she mean by that...
>>64217101Lmao no, not in any first world country
>>64217153
>>64217176and of course >>64217119 is between these two
>>64217176Oh.
>>64217119>>64217154Provide statistical evidence to the contrary that isn't just tiktoks from collage aged coastal urbanite roasties, individuals engaging in hook up culture dropped down almost 10% between 2007 and 2017, correlating directly with a decrease in alcohol consumption.
>>64216558On a technical level, your PC's cooling system is effectively just a really small fridge.
>>64206485This wig is very cute
>>64217543Unless he uses peltier plates, no, it's just a radiator.
>tfw no chubby cow girl who produces almost 4L of milk on a daily basis to nurse youMy mild lactose intolerance be damned.
>>64212452 mitteleuropa girls sorta have evil pussy energy
>>64213848Every bad thing that has happened in the past maybe 5 years happened right after I jerked it.Jerking it one day in 2020, close the hentai and find out about COVID-19Jerking it one day in 2021, close the hentai and find out Jan. 6 happened Jerking it one day in 2022, close the hentai and find out Ukraine got invadedJerking it one day in 2023, close the hentai and find out Israel and Palestine are back at itJerking it a few months ago, Pope fucking dies. I still think I indirectly killed the Pope and I've stopped masturbating >>64217645Only way I imagine getting permission to marry with a Serb would be murdering some Bosniak in front of the father like a mafia initiation
>>64217667Masturbate more, we need to accelerate.
>>64217739NO! every time he jerks it the board gets shit up by shills. the last thing we need is a war with China.
>>64217753 fuck you i want to see the grenade launcher rifles in action all 2 or 3 of them
>>64217667Bro similar things happens to me, if I don't watch hentai or Jerk off, everything goes well, if I do, I find myself in deep doggy doodoo. I get turned down for Jobs, I get NCOs Chewing me out, I fail with the ladies.But when I'm Chaste, everything goes well.
>>64216583If he doesn’t want it I’ll gladly have it. I’m addicted to eastern euro food
>>64217611I wanna squish her chubby back and make her giggle
>>64217667>I still think I indirectly killed the Pope and I've stopped masturbating
>>64217847They sense the missing semen>>64217908It's between me or JD Vance
>>64217667>Jerk off daily, sometimes twice a day>Entire world seems to be going to hellSorry lads, I'm destroying the world, one mom-son incest fantasy at a time.
>>64217667The presidential candidate I vote for never wins so I'm able to influence the elections by strategically choosing one of the three losers. To secure Trump's victory, I voted for Kamala and made sure to tell everyone I know she would win for extra assurance that the curse would work. Having revealed this information, I suspect the trick won't work anymore and the universe will now find another way to fuck with me but at least the responsibility of practically choosing Presidents no longer falls upon me
>>64217950can you warn us next time you plan to jack off, I need to buy ammo and food
>>64218006>mom-son incest fantasyAt least have some dignity while ending the world>>64218099The:>Universe doing the opposite of what you wantDoesn't work after you do it on purpose. It's the same as the thing with the fake medicine you know what I'm saying?>>64218116I'll masturbate again if I get over killing the Pope, also you should already have plenty of those
>>64216652fun beet fact: it was first discovered that you could produce sugar from beets in the 16th century. However, they only had the process to produce a syrup, rather than refined white sugar.In the 18th century Prussia subsidized research in cultivated beets specifically for sugar production. They started with beets that only had about a 1% sugar content. In 40 years, through selective breeding, they successfully reached around 6% sugar content. The first factory producing sugar from beets opened in 1801. Within 40 years, 5% of all sugar production came from beets. In another 40 years, more than 50% of all sugar in the world was from beets. Sugar beets today can reach 20% sugar content. A single acre of beets produces numerous tons of refined sugar.>>64218150>I'll masturbate again if I get over killing the Pope, also you should already have plenty of thoseI do but I need more, just give me some warning ok?
>>64216537>can never have the girl>can never have the gunI'm doing extra hard squats tomorrow boys
>>64218161Czeck "rum" was specifically made with sugar beets because they couldn't get sugarcane, after communism fell their most common rum brand, bozkov, actually had to legally change it's label since it wasn't legally rum anymore according to Europe, they sometimes got around this by calling it "run" or "um" on the label.
>>64218006>mom-son incest fantasysame. i really need to fucking stop though.
>>64218225>actually had to legally change it's label since it wasn't legally rum anymore according to EuropeAccording to everyone that stuff isn't rum. It's, at best, neutral spirits flavored with rum flavorings.Rum is made from sugarcane juice, and when you distill it, you keep some of the tails, which is where most of the distinctive flavor comes from. Those drinks are made from beet or potato and when they're distilled they keep only the hearts (producing an almost neutral spirit) which they then doctor with flavorings to try to get the taste closer to rum.The company was being actively misleading, right down to putting a carribean trading ship on their label to try to imply that it was carribean rum made from sugarcane juice and shipped over, when in reality liquor made from beets or potatoes is never probably never going on a ship.Normally I am dead against EU naming laws, but in this case it seems an appropriate use.
>>64218289Err "the company" was meant to refer to picrel, not generically.
>>64218241Yeah, it's probably absolutely fucking disastrous for my psyche but fuck it, I've had this fetish for over ten years now so the damage is probably permanent at this point.
>>64218289Don't get me wrong, I know full well that bozkov is basically just flavored vodka, I just think it's funny that their "solution" to EU labeling laws was often as lazy as just changing a single letter. God bless those silly Czec0jhs.
Gentlemen,I want AK-15 and an AK-15
>>64218302Look on the bright side, at least you didn't develop futa brainrot instead
Oh God I just fucking nutted again what's gonna happen now?
>>64218469Nukes will fly
>>64218396Tummy
Finally where she belongs. Don’t worry anon, she can’t hurt you anymore.
>>64218469Dick falls offI'm sorry anon, its too late for you :'(
>>64218469I unironically burned the fuck out of my hand 15 seconds after you posted this. I can't believe you did this to me.
>>64218302
>>64218469WW3. Nice going fugger
I have been known to jerk 5 times a day on the weekends
>>64218302Damn. I think I've only had it 7 years at the most maybe 6. Its messed up and the PNC hits hard afterwards but fuck man i don't know what it is but it activates something in my brain. I fucking hate it
>>64218604A lot of the time with taboo fetishes it's specifically the fact that it's messed up that turns you on. I mean so long as you don't want to bang your actual mother you're fine.
>>64218614>it's specifically the fact that it's messed up that turns you onThat makes sense I guess but for me I think theres something more there as to why I like it. Maybe its the super fucked up bond between the two and while its messed up its all out of love and with the woman who has been there with you since day 1 of your life. Theres more to it but ANYWAYSSSS thats all I'll say on the matter... i really do need to stop.. >so long as you don't want to bang your actual mother you're fine.im in the clear regarding that
>>64218710I mean that's just Oedipus complex at work, the idea that your mother is basically your "first love" taken to it's extreme. I get it man, it's that perfect combination of "this is super fucked up" but with some "this is bizarrely sweet in a messed up way" with the whole womb to tomb sauce, like you're literally a part of your mother effectively, born from her body, you're just returning to your home.
Incest is inherently wrong
>>64218779why
>>64218779Yeah? So?
>>64218783>>64218789Maybe I'm not deranged enough, but it doesn't sound all to good to fuck your own mother
>>64218794maybe your mom's just not hot, no offense
>>64218794lmao, this normie doesn't wanna fuck the hole he came out of
>>64218760Damn... >>64218779yea i know
>>64218798You're getting sent to Turkey>>64218800You're also going to Turkey
>>64218829Whats in turkey?
>>64218832hot mothers
>>64218832muslims so incest by default
Ever hear about the Serbian Godfather?Made em' an offer they couldn't remove
>>64218979How bout that Serbs face when he saw the... I'm gonna be honest I don't know enough to add anything.
>>64218993How bout dat Bosnaks face when he saw the M70?I'm wid the ARBiH!
>incest bad these namefags are getting a little uppity, i think.
>>64218560Make Serbia Great Again!>>64218855remove kebab!
>44 posts until bump limitI shan't intervene. Do as thou wilt
>all the talk about masturbating = bad things happening>tfw there could be potential tornados later today in my areaPerhaps I shouldn't. Maybe when the storm passes.
>>64219775Is that what it takes for you to step in?
>>64219779fapped today, 2 hours later got an rcb alert about heavy winds and rainfallsomething is afoot
>>64219779lol it's peak hurricane season where I am
>>64219785You wouldn't want me baking either, trust in that. I'm the type of OP to confront everybody about their lack of irony
someone make a "fox Friday" thread
>>64219913Mommy Milkers Monday.Tiddy Tuesday.Woah Momma Wednesday.Thigh Thursday.Fox Friday.Sexy Saturday.
>>64219891oh..
>>64219779Lucky
>>64219932>None dedicated to tomboys Gay
>>64219932Tomboy Tuesday
>>64220056This. Tits are great but 2 days in a row? With Tomboy Tuesday though every day is unique
>>64219932When every day of the week is special, no days of the week are special. You faggots have ruined life.>Today is national sponge bath day! Everyone buy a sponge from walmart in celebration! It's also international gay day!
>>64220104Nobody actually cares about or celebrates those random gay days or pancake celebration days etc. Honestly I don't even know where that stuff comes from or how it gets established.
>>64220142The same way that>Mommy Milkers Mondayand>Tiddy Tuesdayget established. A bunch of faggots declaring it so when nobody asked.
new thread >>64220244fresh bread: >>64220244fluffy thread: >>64220244
