Let’s get this thread out onto a tray
I can't get over when he ate a Chinese MRE then disappeared for a year because how bad it was
>>64210054>nice, mmmm/k/
>>64210061Absolutely insane that he’s eaten field rations from the Second World War and went unscathed and it was a Chinese MRE within its best by date that almost did him in
>>64210054
I just got shafted on a case of MREs bros>be me>order case from Amazon for 35 bucks>mmm fuck yeah MREs>take off innawoods for 4 days>get a meatball MRE>italian breadsticks, peanut butter>tf.jpg>open the rest>ALL PEANUT BUTTER>not a single cheese with any meal>now I have 12 packs of peanut butter and no delicious fake MRE jalapeno cheese>kms
>>64211957this is why i wait for good-to-go sales their stuff is way better
>>64211957>mfw mres are now less expensive than groceries
>>64211957You will eat the superior bread topping and you will LIKE it!
>>64211957what to do with all that
>>64210061Gonna need info on this as for the longest I assumed he just died or quit.
>>64212322He ate a modern chinese MRE and got a massive food poisoning, took months to recover. Only thing that ever fucked him up, even though he's eaten food from the Boer War.
>>64210054Didnt he get cancer from eating the chinese MRE's?
>>64212740>>64212422He took two bites IIRC. He knew as soon as he looked at it was wrong. The pork had turned green. He still put it in his mouth. Botulism is a mean fucking thing.
>>64210054not /k/ related.
he's a little too kind/charitable about some of the MREs that I can compare with my personal experiencecheese tortellini and pepperoni/cheese pizza slice really ain't good no matter what you do to them
I found pic related shirt at a thrift store
>>64213133That is the most incorrect take on /k/ this century.
>>64210160That's nothing - he got his hands on British tinned beef from the Boer War, BEFORE WORLD WAR I...A 118-year old ration...and ate it. He ate history. He ate something that everybody involved - from raising the cows to slaughtering & salting, to shipping, to the guys in uniform that put it in a depot someplace...They're all passed away. And maybe their children, too. And Steve honored them by eating the bully beef.https://youtu.be/jZoHuMwZwTk
>>64213191Kek!
>>64213191Nice
>>64210064Carcninogens are part and parcel with the third world.
>>64211957OOPS ALL PEANUT BUTTER
>>64213133Chinese MRE should be considered a weapon.
