How will America respond when the Canadian Airborne starts dropping?
>>64215561What's Canadian about Beavers? They aren't any more Canadian than Toads.
bobr kurwa, eh
>>64215561Tactical Beavers
>>64215561Phase 1: Beaver Brigade. Thousands of beavers will be launched as combat engineers to prepare the battlefield. Trees will be chopped to reduce enemy cover Waterways will be blocked to prepare for phase 2.Phase 2: Indify. Hundreds of tier 1 Indians will be deployed to the newly barren landscape to defecate and litter across key supply paths. This will create a biohazard-rich environment and stifle logistics. The beavers' dams will help minimize any accidental washing or bathing.Phase 3: Frontal assault. Canadian citizens armed with previously seized firearms will begin advancing from the American Northern front. Troops are with semi auto .22lrs, broken 180Bs, and anti-materiel Weatherby safari guns will take city after city. After years of exposure, the average Canadian will traverse the shit blockades with ease.Phase 4: Truth and reconciliation. 100 years from now our great great grand children will feel really bad about what we did. Flagellation brigades will be deployed to feel very sorry about it. No public event will be held without land acknowledgements. Eventually we will create a two-tiered justice system that gives Americans rights over us. Unemployment will be 20%.
How does bobr get out?
>>64215561Consult the historical documentary "Hundreds of Beavers"
>>64215645Everybody knows about the geese and Meese.Using beavers is Canadian deniable ops. "Little Red Men", if you will.
>>64215561warcrime
>>64215561KURWA BOBER
>>64215561idk just fucking nuke Canada for being a shitty lil bro.
>>64216383Canadian specialty.
