The Ukrainians have started to deploy razorwire in their gas pipelines in an effort to hinder and stop Russian assaults through them.How effective would the method in Pic Rel be at stopping a Russian assault team making it to their destination?
How do they get out of the pipe once once at the exit end? Angle grinders? In a [possibly former] gas pipeline?
>>64265354I guess they either do that, or they use gas pipes that are already broken.I sure as hell wouldn't want to be the one cutting a line that was, and possibly still is, full of toxic and flammable gas from the inside though.
>>64265332This whole war has been Looney Toons antics from day one. Nothing surprises me anymore.
>>64265332I don't understand why they don't just put a motion detector in there that is rigged to deploy a smoke grenade... Or if you want to get historical, get a car tire, fill the inside with sulfur, asphalt, and chicken feathers... And just have some means to set the car tire and mixture on fire.The entire tunnel gets smoked out and oxygen deprivation causes everyone on the inside to either KO or drop dead. Or better yet... Use thermite with some random bits of metal and block off the pipes.
>>64265387The pipe already doesn't have breathable air. Any such zigger assault is accomplished with O2 tanks.
>>64265392Then this is super based. Razor wire cuts the hoses, congrats and rip dipshit. Only thing this tunnel is missing is more razor wire.
Reminder that last time russians did pipe offensive, everyone who participated in it got lung cancer, and was refused free treatment, because it wasn't "health issues caused by war".
>>64265332Its a good start, the pro move would be to put an IR movement detector hooked up to a 122mm BM21 rocket
>>64265332pretty cool, it's not totally denying their entry so major sodomirovich will see it as a must to starve and send thinner men to their gruesome deaths trying to squeeze through or whateverfrom what i gather pipe crossings became sort of a regular occurence so hopefully some dedicated ukie ugv teams come up with a nice solution to pulverise pidors inside the pipe, imagine a spicy roomba with a rotating wheel so it can momentarily also go up the wall to overcome whatever sandnag they might try to block entrance with
>>64265445It's crazy that they decided to make the pipeline they crawled through a sacred icon, but the men who actually did the attack got tossed aside to rot alive alone.
>>64265458I feel like before the war ends we are going to see a drone drop an anvil on a mobik
>>64265494That's exactly what they deserve.
>>64265494According to Russian Orthodoxy (totally not controlled by the Kremlin spook mafia), dying for the glory of Russia is the greatest thing one can do.The sacred pipeline helped them spread the glory of Russia, and then gave them death, so it's at least 200% holy, based and trad.
>>64265373>full of toxic and flammable gas from the inside though.dead soldiers do not get cancer
>>64265332Now put one roll behind them too. As a "no step back" motivator.
>mobik cubes>mobik tubeswhat will they think of next?
>>64265567Spheres, obviously, in order to achieve the best surface-to-volume ratio
>rigged to deploy a smoke grenade...>Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Pick me, Mr. Kotter! Pick me!>Let's detonate a smoke grenade INSIDE a TUBE filled with GAS!!What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
>now sergei can destroy his lungs with soot or bacteriaThey're saving lives of conscriptobitchs
>>64265581>can't destroy*
>>64265458>>64265387This does bring up a good point, how do you know if your zig trap has caught anything?Maybe they should attach the razor wire to a bell so that it jingles when it snags them.
>>64265530>>64265458Well, we already have the Doorbell Innawoods event. Going to be hard to top that.But, I have faith.
>>64265530Even if its a block of anvil-shaped C4 painted grey at this point I'd be ok with that
>>64265332once a day
>>64265600Holy fuk'n ckek'd!Smooth move, exlax.
>>64265613It should definitely have "ACME" painted on one side and "ANVIL" painted on the other. We need video of this happening, especially if there's a target worthy of dropping 30 or 50 kilos of C4 on.Oh, by Neptune, Odin, and all the Elder Gods ... maybe we should pay the ukies to paint "ACME Anvil" on the sides of a bunch of drone Cessnas. The video kino of them striking oil refineries would be for historical kek's for the remainder of history.
>>64265332I wouldn't want to crawl through that. In fact, I'm not entirely sure how you'd remove all that. Obviously, you could pull the wire but that seems a bit too obvious. Like you'd rig the razor wire with bombs and such like >>64265387 suggests. Or just spot weld the wire to the pipe. Or rig it with fireworks so that everybody knows someone is fucking with the wire and to aim a .50 call down it.
>>64265555>picStill get a kick out of this. "Remember, the building is under hostile control. We should take the elevator!"
Fun fact: if you add enough obstacles in a tube and then fill it with gas+air and then ignite the mixture, it'll transition into a full detonation (supersonic combustion) after a few meters.
>>64265478>nice solution to pulverise pidors inside the pipeBut them you have stinky pidors slowly turning into the wrong type of gas inside your pipes. Ick.
>>64265567>>mobik tubes This, but mobile?
>>64265746Hungary would still buy that filthy russ-braap gas, that fat idiot of theirs would be huffing it like them african kids and their Jenkem
>>64265600>ground not covered by beachballs and horsesGood thing the breakdown happened while no one was using the internets.
>>64265494>>64265554This war has become a parody if warhammer 40k. We have:>cargocult archaic veneration of old tech.>endless war for the sake of a dying empire.>fucking Khorne worshippers showing in 4k how mobiks get blown up.>pointless, over the top contraptions that never work but the morons building them believe in it.>Weird, pseuod religious mystocism full with magic talismans granting supposed bullet resistance and a laughably silly cathedral mixed with soviet aesthetics.>The Orb.
>When we encounter barbed wire, our mobiks crawl as if it is not there
They should start boiling hydroflouric acid in those tunnels.
You know those 100-lb cylindrical punching bag things they stick in aquarium infrastructure pipes? Every couple weeks they press fit one in and pressurize it with what can only be a bajillion Pascals so it goes PHOOOMP through the whole system clearing out algae.
If Ukraine is just trying to block off the pipe, why not do some quick and dirty quickrete blockages?
>>64265332>walk for 3 days in stinky pipe>run up against razorwire wall that goes on for 1000 feet>have to turn around and walk another 3 daysthat would honestly fucking suck
>>64265730i don't think there is a feasible way to remove it. Once it's in there, it's in there until someone drags it out at the next exit
>>64265578screw smoke, they should rig it up with bags of rotting meat and shit. Then if the mobiks do decide to crawl through it, they get covered in shit and rotting meat that goes in all the razor wire cuts
>>64265730you just fucking press it and push it out you're welcome retards
>>64265332Pipeline Zigging
>>64266219
>The defense forces damaged and flooded an underground pipe in the Kupyansk area. Currently, the enemy's movement is not being recorded through this pipe, - the commander of the 429th separate regiment of unmanned systems "ACHILLES" Yuriy Fedorenko
>>64266397>"RoboHOG deployed!">*blender noises and faint BLYYYAAAAA heard in the distance*
>>64266397Pipeline Pigger>>64266401Thought the priest was Budanov for a second.
I know who can solve the tunnel problem
>>64266219Don't forget Russian's obsession with orks and what their "hospitals" look like.
>>64266382>turn aroundThat's the neat part, you don't. Too narrow.
>>64266394>Try to press razor wire our>Get sliced up in process>Get stuck because wire is attached to pipe wall>Detach wire from wall>Attachment point rigged to landmine>Killed in glorious fireball>Enemy alerted>Team captured. >Dimitri makes propaganda video decrying Putin for a hamburger.
>>64265530GIVE ME THE ACCOUNT NUMBER TO FUND THE ANVIL THING
>>64266497Hell no. Send me straight to the kube. Im not crawling through a pipe. Especially backwards.
>>64266265Give Zhukov a beard,and it's Homer SimpsonSame with the general who got the Mosin-Nagant rolling.>>64266401webmrel
>>64266409I heard a rumour that a couple hundred Russians drowned in a pipe today. Is this quote in regards to that?
>>64267063There is rumours that some mass ziggercide happened SE of Pokrovsk in the sewer tunnel but I've not heard any specifics except that they might have drowned in shit
What does it take to be zigger toooober? Do you just experience in physical tight cavity exploration?
>>64266401But turning damaged plates that saved someone's life into an icon is based though.
>>64265567Mobik l-lubes?!>>64265555Do we have a video? Please share.
>>64266394>push the razor wire>advance a few dozen yards>there is now a solid mass of several hundred pounds of sharp wire ahead of younow what
>>64265494what the fuck
>>64267536>but I've not heard any specifics except that they might have drowned in shitdid they try to infiltrate through a river of shit in a sewer?
>>64266219At this point I'd argue it's worse... a parody of Helldivers.>hundreds of thousands of poor schmucks gleefully enlist thinking they're going to go off and fight for the motherland in glorious battle>undoubtedly told they're the best of the best with their woefully meager training>have been flat out lied to about how the war is going the whole time and have no idea what they're really in for>sent to battle with mediocre equipment and intentionally insufficient ammo>incredibly high casualties>unlikely to survive even one single mission>gov does not care one bit about how many have to die as long as the next worthless little village or farming community on the list is taken>gov back home lies about how heroic and capable you were>turns the circumstances of your death into an amusement park ride at a recruitment station to lure in even more gullible saps while leaving out the the fact that it was an absolutely horrible death>rinse and repeat until war is won or out of people to send
>>64265373why wouldn't you chain it to a BTR or something and pull it out?
>>64268677>have been flat out lied to don't forget shit like this>>>64261633
>>64268457>lubesdecadent and gay western invention, you remain straight if you don't use lube [citation: it was revealed to me during a krokodil binge]
I just remembered something from a story about a bunch of guys that got Delta P'd halfway through an oil pipe. They had to "Pig" the guys that didn't make it out the other end of the line.>But anon-kyun <3, what's that mean?So glad you didn't ask. When talking about pipelines a "pig" is a projectile that is fired down the bore or the pipeline for any number of purposes. Some are for cleaning or scraping, some have instrumentation on them for diagnosing all sorts of things in the pipeline. They are launched at pretty high velocities.Now imagine you are valiant mobik sent on dangerous mission through enemy pipeline for glorious motherland! Imagine you are halfway down and suddenly you feel the air in the pipe start rushing back the way you came fast. If you are not thrown back by the gale the last thing you see is pic related zooming at you as it "cleans" you and your friends out of the pipe.Now imagine being a guard on the Russian end. Workers say a pig came through, you being mighty mobik of pig slaying you run to pipe with gun ready. When you get there you find there are no Ukrainians, just some weird object and some sludg... IS THAT OF BEING SERGEI'S LUCKY HAT?! CYKA BLYAT! Sludge is of being PEOPLE!!!There are so many ways you can be killed absolutely brutally in those pipelines if anyone ever tells you to go down them you should probably shoot that guy instead.
>>64266401https://files.catbox.moe/hnnnxo.mp4
>>64268723There's a reason why I always let Jacob go into the pipes, there's a million retarded ways to die, why the fuck would you ever get into a tiny murderbox
>>64268783
>>64268582Apparently there's a sewer tunnel that runs parallel to the road down towards ChunyshyneUnfortunately, being this is Ukraine's territory they also have people that know about all the toobs in the area and worked on it, so its filled with shit, broken dreams and now, dead ziggers apparently
>>64266401I want an icon painted plate so bad
>>64268808That's going to be one hell of a clogged up pipe.I hope they film the unclogging.
>>64268457>Do we have a video? Please share.We only have this picture, no video sadly. :(
>>64265571as luck would have it, they already have one at Kubinka
>>64265742>Supersonic pressure wave hits mobiks hard enough to eject what's left of them from the pipe>Thus returning their remains to Russia.
>>64266219We also got Budanov/Boris Johnson doing the Alpha Legion tier shenanigans.
>>64265387>don't just put a motion detector in therebecause not only vatnigs crawl in these pipes but also other critters like cockroaches, mice and rats. They are all the same for motion detectors>>64266219a temu 40k for sure
>>64266367moving to the front is already hard as it is as no vehicle can get into 5-10 kilometeres of it. What little capacity they have to move provision by foot is not wasted on cement bags or suitable water and sand to mix it up
>>64268698>there's no better pussy than a comrade's ass hole, and even though it smells worse but penetrating it is more tightreal russian saying btw
>>64266401Who do I pay for one of these plates?
>>64265567>Mobik fuguesTotal mobik depression
>>64265567Mobik chutes
>>64269235This has to be fake
>>64269321you think we're joking here? pic related>Лyчшe нeт влaгaлищa, чeм oчкo тoвapищa: хoть и пaхнeт хyжe, зaтo вхoдит тyжe
>>64269326kek
>>64269326Holy mother of Zased and trad.
>>64269326>it rhymes too in puccianlmao
>>64266219>>The Orbalright, unironically here. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ORB?
>>64269406I don't know but we've not seen it for quite some time. They must be feeding it somewhere.
>>64269406That was the Key of Pis, crafted by the Ancients on Snake Island to contain the essence of The Dweller of Soledar and lock it deep within the hyper-fortress' labyrinthine vaults. If it were to ever be set free, the Dweller's physical form would revert from salt back into flesh and they would once more work this accursed earth.
>>64268841If in ten years from now there's dump trucks just slopping vatnik bones and cubed ziggers over the border it'll make my day>here's your fucking losers back! kek!>>64269433Just do it already, strap it to a flamingo and it lands were it lands on the cursed earth
>>64265730Tie a long strong chord to the end of the wire, attach the other end to a vehicle or a winch on the end you entered from. Pull it. Even if it doesn't pull it all the way out it could pull it into one straight line which you could then crawl under or over fairly easily
>>64265332Wouldn't that cause sparks? This smells like katsap propaganda.
>>64269222Long chord attached to the bottom of the razorwire so it's in the water and not easily visible. Have it rigged so if the wire is pulled backwards (to clear it) the chord pulls the trigger on a gun facing down the tube. Maybe zipping the trigger shut or something so they get a full magazine shot down the tube at them.
>>64269326Why?
>>64268723>I just remembered something from a story about a bunch of guys that got Delta P'd halfway through an oil pipe.If that's the story I'm thinking of they could have rescued all of them but chose not to, because it would have interrupted productionSame as the supervisors keeping the gas pumps on when Piper Alpha was burning because "hurr think of the production"You are disposable to Jews
>>64265332>>64269457>>64269477
>>64269457Too obvious. I mentioned this. The razor wire is probably rigged with bombs.
>>64265746Yes, and they also bloat up and further block access. We'll call it... the pidor pipe plug!
>>64268723Based and Jarethpilled
>>64269406It's proper name is the Loc-Nar
>>64266367If Ukraine could get thousands of gallons of sodium sillicate or one of those MEK based rapidly setting plastics they could do what they did at Fukushima Daiichi and flood the entire pipeline with liquid gasket cement. Instant biological shielding. Preferably with mobiks inside for another thing off the 40k checklist
How much pressure is needed to kill a human wearing a gas mask/SCBA mask? I feel like you could have a kilometers long kill zone in a pipe like that with a very small explosive, but I know very little about the subject.
>>64272239As based as that would be, razor wire is probably a few dozen orders of magnitude cheaper. And easier to get to the frontline.
>>64272256Well the gas/SCBA mask isn't going to offer much protection so the standard of about 60 PSI applies.
>>64266219The Imperium was always a satrical combination of the Russian Empire and British Bureaucracy.
>>64268677>Mediocre equipmentPoint of order, Helldiver equipment is actually really well put together. Their armour is surprisingly practical and their weapons work. Their problem is the fact that they're being sent in groups of four at most into the middle of enemy territory. Kinda like the piecemeal human waves (more like ripples) that the Russians do to keep up a semblance of pressure at the front.
>>64266401You know this is Ukrainian because they actually have armour plates that work.
>>64268905No! Please spare the Kugelpanzer!
>>64265494they have? I mean I'm not surprised but I would like to know more.
>>64265332>TUUUUUUBBBEEvery day it's something new.I can't wait for China to decide to have heated words with someone so I can watch them ice skate uphill. I don't like our position as the world police but at least it's kept us on our toes.>>64265555Story plz.
>>64268682Those kind of tactics are too advanced for Russians to pull off. Also having a BTR sitting around while some idiot crawls through some a small long tunnel is a terrible idea because they become sitting ducks and the Ukrainians can figure out where those tunnels lead and flood them with water or gas or shit.
>>64268677It's the Starship Troopers 2 knockoffhttps://youtu.be/W0VfcExG0HE
>>64268682Because knowing the russians, they'd get turned into paste but the BTR-dragged chain inside the pipe.Actually, do it.
>>64265555https://x.com/trbrtc/status/1505822552295448576
>>64276400To be fair to the Helldivers, they're basically commandos that are sent behind the lines to cause chaos in the enemy rear whilst the SEAF do all of the main fighting, or they get sent on expeditions to hostile areas where Super Earth doesn't want to waste an entire army to find out if there's anything useful there for them in the first place.It's just that these missions are so dangerous that only zealous lunatics would ever willingly apply to do it in the first place.
>>64269222is top left a simon stalenhag painting
>>64266382>4 day crawl>pack enough food for 5 days, just in case>razor wall 3.5 days in>have to crawl backwards the entire way, half as fast at best>day and a half of food to do itsuch is life as a tubik
>>64276628>Story plzFrom what I remember, Russian forces stormed a building held by Ukrainian reservists. For some then-unknown reason (since attributed to standard Russian retardation) they chose to ride the lift up to the higher floors.The Ukrainian forces turned the lifts motor off then, iirc, dropped grenades down the shaft.
>spools of wire in pipesThey'll be forced to let the twinks out of the rape bunkers and make them go on missions.
>>64277415>Russian forces stormed a building held by Ukrainian reservistsBucha. Office building. No Ukie forces anywhere near. Building manager turned the elevator off with them inside.We don't know how this story concluded, but I'd like to believe that the smell is now gone but they are still.
>>64265332>Hello, Ivan Pidorovich, I want to play a game...
>>64277480>the tunnel is filled with... gas...
>>64277462Fuckin kek, that's funnier than what I misremembered.>an entire squad of ziggers lost to one random ukie civilian and an off switch>>64277486Oy very!
>>64265332they could really make this even better with an israel style polyurethane bomb, blow it up with barbed wire inside so they can have fun digging through ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUYaF-R1i-E
