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How would you take out picrel with absolutely no injury to any baby?
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The same way Batman handled it.
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>>64274924
Hydrogen bomb.
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Drop a noose around his head and strangle him to death.

I'm a genius aren't I?
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>>64274948
He will hurt the babies while flailing
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>>64274951
Well no, hang him high.
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Headshot i guess

But he can just move his head or turn his back on me while lowering his head
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>>64274961
There is no world in which you kill him instantly enough that he doesn't hurt any babbies
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How was that situation resolved, anyway? I've seen this panel floating around for years and haven't the faintest idea.
>>64274969
Then his dead body drops like a sack of potatoes and crushes some of the babbies
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>>64274976
I think they got him with a noose from above.
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>>64274973
Noose to support his weight and a bullet to the brain. No squished babies, no flailing, easy.
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>>64274951
retard
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I would accept a certain degree of collateral damage
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>>64274986
>doesn't show the aftermath
The comic artist is wrong.
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Gaseous fent pumped in
I inform no one what it was
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>>64274986
>Tapes one on his neck
What now?
Precision Sniper shot in his nuts from below?
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I disguise myself as a baby and infiltrate his armor from within
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>>64274994
I agree with you but elaborate
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After checking his medical records and the babies, I realize he is allergic to bees but the babies are not.
Therefor, I release the Bees.
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>>64274924
>heh, you're no match for my baby ar-
>DEAR LORD THIS MAN IS INFESTED WITH BABIES
>wha-
>DON'T WORRY SIR I'LL SAVE YOU
>*BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
>Jesus fucking christ what's wr-*reloads*
>*BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
>HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO ONLY KILL THE BABIES?
>You're welcome
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>>64275041
reddit
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>>64275062
You'd know wouldn't you?
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>>64275041
Reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYJ0w0TGJA
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>absolutely no injury to any baby
Cell death is constant, so this is impossible. The well being of someone else's child isn't your concern.
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>>64274924
Let the babies shit, piss, vomit and cry the man into submission within a few hours.
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>>64274924
i would just shoot him
t. idf (unironically)
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>>64274924
the fsb method
>collateral
no witnesses
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>>64275307
perfection, for you see comrade, not a single person will attest to any babies being of the harm in special operation
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>>64275299
>gas them and refuse to tell the paramedics what you used
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>>64274924
Just use rubber bands.

Rubber band lassos and let the cowboy larpers go to town on him
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>>64275004
Meathook in the anus.
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>>64274939
>Batman

Moonknight. He's like Batman, if Batman were schizophrenic, had multiple personalities, and was chosen by an ancient Egyptian God to carry out it's will.
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>>64275017
>>64275130
kek
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>>64275773
Not to be confused with Moonman, god help you if you accidentally call Moonman as a minority
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>>64275831
Oh he would be quite angry I imagine, seeing as at least one of Moonknight's personalities is jewish.
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>>64274924
A million years ago in one of these threads some drawfag made an image where someone was yelling "am I being detained" into a radio as the noose was being lowered around his neck and I haven't been able to find it since my old laptop died. I don't suppose anyone has it?
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>>64274924
Does vaporisation via nuclear bomb count as an injury if there is no one left to be injured afterwards?
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>>64274924
hold person
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>>64274946
>can't harm the babies if there aren't any
Brilliant
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>>64274924
Raping your churches, burning your women
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>>64275299
>babies die of sudden infant death syndrome
How unfortunate
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>>64275004
>What now?
Harpoon.



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