OLD: >>64272221I no longer care about the music player
>>64281318I LOVE ジースリイ姐さん
>Thread by floozie kisser
Fox Friday is back!
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>>64281351What did she mean by this?
>>64281374
>>64281379Plus about a thousand more imgs on safebooru
>>64281375She's courting her cute Algerian lover.
>>64281318
>>64281375>kiss my ass, faggot
New 'shimi just dropped
>>64281764>piling sugar inUnforgiveable. The fluffball maids must be punished.
>>64281318>Anthropomorphized edition Obligatory "I'm not a furry, but..." our of the way, something about the way nips draw furries is actually pretty cute, they're usually very cute and cuddly looking without getting into that seriously jarring uncanny look western furry art has. I think it's mostly the fact that the snouts are smaller.
>>64279714Chubby shotguns are good for you
>>64281384TFW no French girl and Algerian girl to yuri NTR me.
Only just now have I realized this was the Anime /k/ thread and not an AK thread
>>64281794>The fluffball maids must be punished.But how do we punish mischievous maids?
>>64282080with lots of smooches and headpats
>>64281847One more just to get it out of my system, I promise I'll return to furry hate afterwards.
>>64282080The answer is, as always, rape.
>>64282118
>>64281847That's why you distinguish them by calling it "kemono" and not furry.
>>64281967she is built like this mexican girl i had sex with, and another indian girl (gujarati) i also had sex with. very interesting build to sex. very bottom heavy, yet you can still throw them around. i gave them the piledriver and they curled up like an armadillo and rolled away. they said no deep dick action pls
Tell me that they got married and had lots of babies.
>>64282181As I understand it a kemono has a mostly human body and face with just a few animal accessories, what I posted is definitely more of a true furry, full body fur and small snout
>>64282180Man, I liked K0Ng until he started drawing a bunch of blacked and gangbang shit, the fuck happened?
>>64282266Holy shit Zelda is a girl!?
never buy food made by weeaboos
>>64282224You're thinking of kemonomimi."Kemono" = Beast"mimi" = ears
>>64282312Eat your "Fries" Anon. They're nothing "Wrong" with them.
>>64282080Make them drink the nasty ass tea
>>64281351>>64281375She's testing to see if you'll wimp out on spanking her or not. Don't be intimidated, though if you fail to make her feel something she'll just make fun of you an call you a softy for the rest of the day.
>>64282520What's the appropriate number of spanks one must administer?
>>64282520it's always the upper-class, refined ladies who turn out to be the kinkiest
>>64282520Do women really?
>>64282558>What's the appropriate number of spanks one must administer?oui (to Americans & the odd uncultured swine or three from outside of USA that might wander here by accident: "oui" is French for "yes")
>>64282219I told you that yesterday, but if you insist.they got married and had lots of babies.
France really needs to be nuked along with multiple other countries.
>>64282614Another day, another turdie getting assblasted about France.
>>64282614Another day, another first worlder getting assblasted about France.
>>64282614>>64282620>>64282635namefagging for the sole purpose of reminiscing about a happier time when everyone was in agreement that the latest Republican president was worse than the latest Democrat president.
>>64282700also, when I posted that pic without reading the contents, I was convinced Cameron was talking about France rather than Germany (it boggles my mind that a British person might prefer nuking Germany over France)
and now, the mandatory Fox Tax for Fox Friday
>>64282724best day of the week
>>64282724
>>64282730>>64282728>best day of the week>YWN brush the tails of a nine-tailed foxpain
>>64282728we heard u like foxes, so we took this photo of a fox hugging a fox
>>64282738one tail is enough for me
>>64282745b-but the heaven of being cocooned in a cloud of fluffy tails!
>>64282766I have a heaven of my own
>>64282700>"Coke is better than Pepsi!! Voot Coke">"Noooo, Pepsi is better than Coke!! Voot Pepsi"They're both carbonated slop, I can't comprehend why this is still such a major mental illness in the US. Are my fellow citizens STILL /k/oping this hard?If I'm gonna lose all my constitutional rights I might as well lose them while standing by my principle values and vote LoLbert. Cattle will call me a fence sitter, fine BUT I see no difference between being on the beef side of the fence or the sheep side of the fence, ya'll are both getting slaughtered in the end of the day.>>64282724What does the fox tax provide in turn? Will there be well maintained public airstrips available for anons to take old restored Harriers and MIG's out for a spin in order to make the Militia stronger?Or is it just more shovel ready nonsense?
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>>64282878Fox tax provides fox. Here's my contribution.
>>64282878the political rat race is tiering. I have become even more disenfranchised with the republicans that I already was. I'll probably vote libertarian in 2028, even if it's a waste of a vote.
>>64282724love anatomically correct headgear
>>64282520>>>/r9k/
>>64282926At that point just don't vote.It's the same effect. I'll vote whatever accelerates the fastest
Had about the dumbest and weebiest idea for trying to fix my shit tier sleep schedule by setting up my phone and computer to automatically open a picture of a tired or concerned anime girl saying "Anon, it's bed time, please go to sleep" everyday at the tine I should start going to sleep.
>>64283746damn, if it works. having a job fixed my sleep schedule, a couple day of going to work dead tired and I now go to bed at a reasonable time.
>>64283802God I wish, I can come how absolutely dead tired, get distracted with just one thing on the computer, and that night only clock in five hours of sleep because I didn't even realize it was almost 2am. I basically having gotten a single full 8 hours in the past like three weeks.
>>64282878Personally, I always try to vote for Solidarity whenever they have a candidate in whatever election i'm voting in. I don't even like Solidarity, I just hate everyone else more.
Ah, Friday.
>>64282257I like that it says the bay doors are open with absolutely zero mention that the red bombs are literal nukes
>>64282268Bro Zelda was always a girl
>>64282878>>64282926>>64284015Based election losers
>Fox FridayOK >>64265615What do you want from me?
>>64284200Artist was too based for this world
I prefer having a waitress that’s much older than me at a restaurant
Reminder.
You think she'd really eat rats?
>>64284231I know its just their job but my heart acted a little funny awhile back when a waitress had a short conversation with me... she must have been 40 or late 30s
>>64284318Sometimes I get the urge to say something flirty but stop myself (like saying “you’ve been sweet enough” if asked if I want desert). I did once make a flight attendant who was 20 years older than me happy saying that she had a nice smile.
>>64284202I read that she used to stream, guess we all missed our chance to hear her voice :c
>>64281764Still not enough
>>64284202>wasShe quit discord or Twatter or whatever last I checked, not like she had a funeral.I'm sure there are ways to contact her unless she got doxx'd and quite the Internet or at least that personification of herself entirely anyway.
>>64281318That's because you're a phone poster, al-Bukhari. You might actually be the final motive I have left to intervene anymore>>64284383>YuYu HakushoFor some reason, I really liked the concept of his middle, ring finger and pinkie functioning as a "spirit magazine" with his index finger as a "spirit chamber" for an additional round
>>64284325>I did once make a flight attendant who was 20 years older than me happy saying that she had a nice smile.based hag maxxer
>>64284231Hey whoever said older had to be 10 years older? One year older is fine by me.I just need a mommy with big milkies to mom me.
>>64284452I was on friendly terms with a woman in college who was 1 year older than meif I ever meet her again, I want to make a joke about her being a "mature older woman"
>>64284136Neither were demons and neither were involved with systematic live child sacrifices despite what (((Old Testament))) crap told you. Baal was the sky-father of the Canaanites, a better Semitic group than the Israelites.
>heavily pregnant Sheeta and Pazu make love the candlelight of their little home as the creepy glowniggers crawl about outside
Well, let me have a ruler and a saw and a board and I'll cut it
>>64284474lol do it
>>64284499>Neither were demonsYes they were.>neither were involved with systematic live child sacrificesMoloch's name is a literal reference to his taking of burnt human offerings. You don't have to accept Jewish texts on the matter, the Romans recorded the same fact.>better Semitic group than the Israelites.All Semites are bad. Phoenicians are the original merchants. Carthaginians were the same but with added militarism. Hebrews were genocidal sociopaths. Akkadians/Assyrians were probably the worst of the bunch, there's a reason nobody was all that upset that the Persians fucked them up. Arabs used to be the least offensive of the bunch solely because they stayed fucked off far beyond the borders of civilization, but that changed.
Damn I really need a white pill.
>>64284762AMERICA WILL DESTROY THE JUDEO COMMUNIST MENACE!
>>64284762The animists were right.Your guns really do love you, especially if you take care of them.
Man talking to my brother while he's medicated was depressing. Like I could tell it was him but he was visibly slower and sedated
>>64284771yippee :D>>64284776>animistsDamn so that's what its called. Yeah I believe that in some form especially with a few things that I've made.. >Your guns really do love you, especially if you take care of them.If thats the case some of them probably hate me... its not that I don't take care of them but I certainly have my favorites over others.
>>64284231trench coat gal=seggs
>>64284788Its scary what meds can do to a person.
>>64284799>If thats the case some of them probably hate me... its not that I don't take care of them but I certainly have my favorites over others.That's fine. Everyone has favorites.Be sure to be sincere with the love you have. Learn as much about your tools as you can. An inept, abusive wielder is always far worse than an inattentive one.
>>64284810Damn... Yeah the animists were definitely on to something.
>>64282181I'm sorry but that's cope, it's still furry
>>64282233>FAL with receiver mounted clip guide
Deredere Hipper? Deredere Hipper!
>>64282184;_;
>>64282744Only one of those Kagas is a fox.
>>64284231Hags are more of an aesthetic than anything else these days. If a woman dresses the right way, she's considered a hag. Same with MILFs.
>>64283730I don't really get this. His memory included standing up, so he stood up IRL and got shot?
>>64285359Seems to me more like he just got distracted
>>64281374>>64281379>>64281381God I love the Afrika Corps and Kriegsmarine
Made for Big Iberian Arquebus
>>64285339Eh a women around my age can dress like an older woman but still won’t be older so I’ll still be uncomfortable
>>64284601You worship Jewish dick by following (((Old Testament))) lies.
>>64286458I'm not an adherent of any Abrahamic religion, and once more you do not need to look at the Old Testament to see these facts, Romans record the same fact, and so does the archeological record in Carthage. Human sacrifice was not a particularly odd custom in the era, only a few groups in the entire world even opposed the idea, (Hebrews, Romans+Greeks-though they could be convinced to do a little human sacrifice on occasion, and Zoroastrian Iranians.) Everyone else had no problem with human sacrifice. Celts engaged in purposeful ritualistic headhunting. Half of what we know about the ancient Germanic peoples is because of all the humans they sacrificed in bogs. Mass graves of sacrificed bodies have been found all over the steppes from the Scythians, we've already been over the Semites, the Hindus were still doing human sacrifice when the British arrived, Chinks did mass scale human sacrifice, featherjeets and nogs were also still doing human sacrifice when Christians arrived and told them to stop (with guns).
Oh shit, just realized it's mooncake season, gotta swing by the local Asian market and grab some before the viciously possessive Asian grannies snag them all
>>64286684Egg or no egg?
Which is better? Women in Police uniforms or Military uniforms?
>>64286593Tacitus wrote that ancient Germanics killed convicted criminals and tossed the bodies into the bogs or even drowned bodies in the bogs. Also, more recent forensic evidence suggest natural causes were the number one cause of death of the bog bodies. Also, natural infant mortality rates made live child sacrifices too dysgenic to have become a tradition for civilizations that lasted as long as the Canaanites.By the way, many Romans were propagandists who lied about their enemies initially to rationalize and justify conquests only for later generations to backtrack a bit.
>>64286870Femboys in either.Next question.
Clankers' Frontline
>>64286910WRONG! Only bio women.
>>64285359>>64285502It's a reference to the ending of All Quiet on the Western Front.
>>64286828Egg of course, adds that unique flavor combo that you just don't get in western pastries
>>64286898>Tacitus wrote that ancient Germanics killed convicted criminals and tossed the bodies into the bogsAnd performed sacrifices. We know they did. Their own tales recount it, those that survive. Numerous cultures that encountered the Norse recounted the same.Again, this was not considered some unreasonable slander by the Romans, because literally everyone (but them, the Hebrews, and the Persians) did it. It wasn't an oddity, it was what literally every barbarian culture did.>natural infant mortality rates made live child sacrifices too dysgenic to have become a tradition for civilizations that lasted as long as the CanaanitesNot true, because you can just make more children, what's hard is getting them to survive to adulthood, not squeezin em out and burning them up.>only for later generations to backtrack a bit.Later generations encountered Germanics that willingly Christianized. The Vandals and Goths were already Christian when they invaded Roman territory. In fact, in many cases they set about crucifying Roman officials in territories they conquered, for sins such as homosexuality.
>>64286870Frankly I am 10x more scared of the idea of being arrested by a small female cop than some roided to the gills male cop, simply because the roid ape is more likely to feel he could take you without having to shoot you while the female cop is probably jumpy as all hell and will start panic magdumping if you so much as sneeze.
>>64287072https://youtu.be/6YQY_fA5Plo?si=PUpA-q5oMYj3TqN0
>>64287097The Radovan experience
>>64287097I forgot how much Hank was a magnet. >>64287072Than don't do anything stupid.
>>64287097>>64287107kek
>>64283508>9/gayI'll have you know I'm not a pathetic raging incel constantly seething about some boogeyman named Chad but whatever.I respect of kind heart masochists.
>>64282722Nuke both desu.
>>64286870Military uniforms all the way (especially Serbian oakleaf uniforms).>>64287228That's the closest I've been to sex. I'm not outliving this am I.
>>64286870Military uniforms, all the way.
>>64286912Cute hag
>>64285992that pic looks like shit
>>64286870depends on the specific uniform
Stargazing with Rpk-16!
>>64287919And then back to our room!
>>64287919Looking at stars with night vision is cool, the moon looks like the sun and you can see stars you can't normally see.When I took a picture of it and showed it to someone I know, they said it looked like someone spit on a lens. Shit was still epic though
>Fucking Nikke managed to get a collab with Resident Evil
My wife Springfield.
>>64288219blonde
>>64283746I'm sure you guys will get a kick out of this since you like seeing people in these threads being autistic weirdos
>>64288275NEED
>>64288472I also made a "contingency alarm" that goes off if I say "just five more minutes" to the first and 5 minutes turns into 20.
>>64288538It can literally hear you?
>>64288544No, it just automatically goes off 20 minutes after the first alarm if I don't manually turn it off.
>>64288538Holy. Alright what im about to suggest is pathetic but could you imagine if the alarm had a voice? Like if you're the kind of guy to set multiple alarms to wake yourself up in the morning imagine after the 3rd one going off the alarm speaks to you in a disappointed voice telling you to get up already. Pretty sure thats possible by getting a voice from wherever like ai and then setting them as that alarms ringtone... but yeah, just a thought.
>>64286870CopMilitary uniforms are usually too formless and bulky (but exceptions exist like the frog and pasta uniforms). Actually some sort of paramilitary police is probably the sweet spot
>>64288747>>64288538Just him 'em with thishttps://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA?si=WnXNGmWw-stS0Yhj
>>64288761How do you feel about military dress uniforms?
>>64281318Is there an M26 lemon grenade girl?
>>64289040why did he do it
>>64288973>>64288985If Wani's JGSDF girl were to hold you at gunpoint and force you to impregnate her, would she do so in the cowgirl or missionary position?
>>64289065>tfw no M18 smoke grenade gf
>>64289085Probably cowgirl
>>64289085>mating press
>>64287943Does it work in cities or is it too much light pollution? I imagine you have to get out in the wilds to get a really nice view
>>64289085>>64288990>>64288985>>64288973>>64288972SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOO
Short ponytail erotic!
>>64289272How's the characterization of GFL?
Women need to wear turtlenecks more often
>>64289285Over here in the states you'll start seeing them soon.
>>64289295You basically never see it here in norway, which is a shame, turtlenecks and skirt together look both modest yet really hot for some reason. America truly is the land of wonders
>>64289295dork
>>64289305I thought it was cold over your way is it not? I would have thought you'd see a lot of women wearing them.
>>64289312My Dorkometer is going off the charts
>>64289318It is cold here yeah, but you don't really see it much, at least where I live, more hoodies and such.
Pick your daughter
>>64289323needs to be gently bullied and cherished
>>64289336the hound, thanks
>>64289295man some of these are such high quality that I wonder if it would have been easier to draw her in a non-anime style
>>64289340uoouughh tight high-waist pants erotic!
>>64289334Unfortunate
>>64289336Potato all the way
FUCK dorks. Kiss dorks. Mating press dorks into the bed. Dress dorks up in suits. Marry dorks. Have 6 children and a loving family with dorks.
>>64289547Fuck dorks upFuck dorks downFuck dorks sideways
>>64289564Why do they look so pissed
>image to reply ratioVery good, I won't have to intervene this thread
>>64289625I forget, what is needed again in order for you to intervene?
>>64289625kill yourself faggot. Policegirl MMDs won't save you
>>64289547>>64289564LOVE DORKS, TEASE DORKS, CHERISH DORKS, MARRY EVERY SINGLE DORK
>>64289744Imagine the smell
>>64284998more like it's THE furry, with none of the cursed westoid sperg cringe stuff
>>64289748>tfw the defy school girl gang will never bully you into making your home their daily hangout spot>they will never post up in your room hogging your video game console and computer>while the rest are busy AN-94 will never shyly scooch closer to you on the bed about to make a move before AK-15 suddenly interrupts the moment to ask you for help with the computer
>>64289744>>64289748for me, it's the vidya butt
>>64289733You (as in you) kiss floozies and also fugg them
>>64289720My hand is forced when a thread exceeds the bump limit before the image limit>>64289733Are you threatening me, al-Bukhari?>>64290049He also has alcohol induced, sporadic crash outs
>>64290119>alcoholShameful to not be juice-pilled
>>64289851Why did she do it? She got millions banned...
>>64290145to dab on 'em jannies
>>64290137For me, it's [soft] Mucho Mango
>>64290207I've almost completely abandoned soda for apple and orange juice. Once you figure out how to dilute apple juice the right way shit will have you orgasmic
>>64288747>go to work party or something >forget to turn off your bed time reminder alarm>suddenly an ASMR-tier mommy voice saying shit like "sweetheart, it's bed time, come on, please go to bed, you know there's nothing else you can do better than getting all warm and cozy in bed now" starts playing in your pocket in front of everyone
>>64290270For me it's blueberry juice, about an inch at the bottom of the glass and the rest cold water.
>>64290358I'd fucking kill myself but if I ever had anything like that I would always remember to turn it off no matter what
>>64290401That shit is fucking delicious. Just had it for the first time on a flight to Helsinki. Too bad it's full of sugar
Hmmmmm More skirts and guns....
>>64290459If there are gals around be like>hmm yes, I'm quite vulnerable if you'd like to take advantage of me chikka chikka bow bow>>64290466Better than a coke
>>64290466Like 5 to 10 grams of sugar per cup vs. 50+ grams, pretty decent alternative to soda
>>64290484More girls should wear aviator jackets
>>64289830>tfw the defy school girl gang will never bully you into making your home their daily hangout spot>they will never post up in your room hogging your video game console and computerOh no, the horror, imagine if they start to dare each other to kiss you! Who will be the first?
Why are women acting motherly so hot?
>>64290586Because your mother was the first and only woman you can ever expect to get true unconditional love from and thus most people's concept of true love is basically just motherly love.
>>64289830Bro stop there aren’t enough gosling images to describe how this makes me feel
Honey pickled apples :DDDD
>>64290586Because you're a degen whose mother isn't even dead
>>64290627>expect to get true unconditional love fromA lot of people do not get such affection from their parents. >>64290647Nice.
>>64290586Because your body is telling you to breed women and make them into mothers.
>>64290647based
>>64290546>imagine if they start to dare each other to kiss you! Who will be the first?>tfw they will never make a deal with you to where if you win a match in the game against whoever your opponent is you get to kiss them>ak-12 will never blow in your ear to try and throw you off>rpk will never hug you from behind making sure to press her boobs against your back to make you flustered>ak-15 will never wrap her gorilla arm around you pulling you in close against her while beating your ass in game>an-94 will never pretend to not know how to play the game, despite being a pro at it in secret, so she can be your first kiss>>64290632Forgive me...
>>64290686>The man who typed this
>>64290710Yep.
>>64290717mmhm
>>64290724I tell you hwhat
>>64290741I'm telling you man, the UN and NATO tried to destroy Yugoslavia so that the accordion would die out.I think Pfister did something too
>>64290770who that small feller on the far left
>>64290686
>>64290827Pumpkin bitch (I don’t know)
I love RPK-16! I just wanted you guys to know that.
>>64290827I ran it through saucenao, and according to danbooru that's the chibi form of vtuber Amelia Watson, named Smol Ame
