Small Flamingo.
>>64281397finally a dildo big enough for OP's flaming like russian refinery faggot ass
>>64281397The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed
Cute
>>64281397combat strapon
>>64281439>>64281437Do not redeem!
First the LGBTR and now the gay dildo missile.
>>64281397They should paint at least some of the big ones pink too, it would be kino
>>64281425Copious amounts of lube are prepared at destination.
>>64281480That's why they attacking refineries, the lube
>>64281483Oh wow, the targets self lubricate. It makes sense now.
>>64281480Lube is literally "petroleum jelly", a side product of oil refining.
They're just trying to respect Russian culture.
oh, the british sent another prototype!
>>64281535When it's pleasantly pink, no. It has to be grey/red, brutal and unwanted.
>live, laugh, loveShould be on the side of the missile
>>64281483>>64281517the russian/soviet term for petroleum products is "fuel and lube products"
>>64281397The right weapon for the right faggot, like my grandma used to say back in the day.
>>64281550That's only for locals. For foreigners any color at all will do really, though black/brown is preferred.
>>64281397just fyi this is a small scale prototype.
>>64281595So what you're saying is that it gets bigger?
>>64281717baka
>>64281561Standard NATO term is POL, unironically
>>64281397The pink coloration isn´t actually a flamingo´s natural colour, it gets it from a pigment in the Russian blood that is feeds on.
>>64281734>gets it from a pigment in the Russian blood that is feeds on>isn´t natural/0, that's is the definition of natural
>>64281397Hog on the run
They're creepy ass birds and I don't trust them.Annorexic Slenderman shoebill methheads.
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>>64281863They also sleep while trapped in ice until the sun melts it.
>>64281772>>64281734They should feed the missiles flamingo milk until they turn pink
Finally, the perfect dildo for me
