Don't ask questions you'll mess it up
>Glock KnifeI entered the room, she was standing there; she said hello and asked how I was; I mean mugged her, then I left.
my xbox 360 controller I threw it at her, sent her flying through a brick wall, then I left
>>64292013This knife.I heard she had friends in their early 30s (I like older women). I walked up and asked her about her friends, she eventually states "but they're not Christian" and I walk away.
fistsi got called into HR and quit my job on the spot
My favorite weapon? The triangle bayonette so the wound can't be stitched.My most recent interaction with a woman other than my mom? My shoelace got eaten by an escalator and a group of highschool girls behind me were annoyed that I was in the way fighting for my footwear. This was 30 minutes ago.
>>64292013>Trench maceI helped my grandma with her computer issues and to return a package that was mistakenly delivered to her house, so pretty good NGL.
>>64292013Glock FM81, I'm not really a knife or melee weapon guy. I worked on a 2 person group project in college with a girl 2 years younger and we get along pretty well. I think I like her.
>>64292013Well I just set up a date for Saturday with this Persian chick I've been talking with for a while, so pretty good I'd say
She bent down with her hands on her knees to talk to me at my eye level
>>64292013This, but green, sharpened and rusty in some spots where the waxing wore off (I keep it in my car for snow and ice as well, just in case).We walked for a few hours talking about shit that happened in the last couple years, how old friends are doing (retarded and a troon respectively), stupid internet shit, and how the world is generally shit. It was a good hike and talk with a friend.
I sang at karaoke and after I was done some pretty girl came up to me and said "that was so good, are you single? Can I have your number?"That was last week, I sent her a text next day, no reply. Confusing, but oh well, whatever. I fucking rocked.
a baseball bat laying around in my room that i sometimes carry around in a backpacklast night i had 3 single women my age coming over to my place that i met from church
>>642920131861 Springfield bayonetI fucked her over lunch, working from home with your wife is great.
>>64292184Tragic, tie your shoes
Woman at work smiled and said hi to me in the hallway, the interaction seemed overly friendly but she's frumpy and has emotional issues so I will not pursue
>butt of my mosin. Called my friend a dyke. She called me a fag. Gonna probably go out to a club once our schedules align.
>>64292013Current?>shitty gas station knife>coworker:said hmm back and forth to each other after a stuttery rep fucked up his sales pitch and then giggled a bit afterwards
>>64292013>bigass twohandermet with a cute girl friend and had a few drinks while we talked about feelings and what not, more than not just catching up with eachother
>>64292013M1951 entrenching tool.Thanked her for the fresh brewed coffee and left her a tip.
>>64292090Get back to the /ak/ thread springfieldfag
Skinwalkers,Wendigos and all forms of supernatural beings all fear the utter godlessness of soviet steel. Even in the hands of a devout man, the soulless, blunt edge will banish even the most fearsome cryptid. Oh and I spoke to the crazy horsegirl I work with, she is nice.
>>64292013A Walmart pocket knife of some sort with a surprisingly good blade.Kissed her goodbye and went to work.
>>64292578Handle wrap is actually nicely done.
>>64295555>Woman at work smiled and said hi to me in the hallway, the interaction seemed overly friendly but she's frumpy and has emotional issues so I will not pursueHow about just saying Hi back, you autistic freak.
>>64292013Kizer nomad with spraypainted handle.The last woman I talked to was chill, shes a few years older than me and chubby so im not interested in her but shes a nice girl. Before that, another woman said you can stay the fuck away from me as the last thing she said to me
>>64295826>'Is that the M1951 entrenching tool or are you just excited to see me'?
>>64292013Custom Bowie knife (picrel)I'm married so it would be me coming home from work this evening. She was sitting on the couch reading and we asked each other how our days were.
>>64292013I used this stick to wack the 20ish joro spiders and golden orb weavers that built webs across the path going into the woods behind my house. I just finished having missionary sex with my wife for the purpose of procreation.
>>64297081>Custom Bowie knife (picrel)Very nice. How much did it run you for?
>>64292013>Melee weaponThe Bowie knife my Dad gave me (I don’t know where it is but I swear to God I will find it)>Last interaction with a woman29 minutes ago, I went to my local pub since I thought it opened at 2 but ai might of been wrong, she still got me a pint and now I’m sat in a closed pub and have realised that maybe I’m retarded. Still other than that I consider it a successful interaction.
>>64292013Katana Went pretty well at first I met her at an event in another country, banter and all of that, we kept in touch since April up until a month ago every odd day, then she dropped off the face of the earth for no apparent reasonFalling into the chatbot delulu willingly is more and more appealing by the day boys
>>64297217Around $100, local knifemaker did it. Pretty solid work, although the handle is a tad skinny. No idea what the steel is but it holds its edge fine.
>>64292578>She bent down with her hands on her knees to talk to me at my eye levellmao that's a good one
>>64292920>That was last week, I sent her a text next day, no reply. ConfusingGirls are fucking addicts for (you)s. That’s it. You released her dopamine and then doesn’t need anymore from you post-nut
>>64295844I GO WHERE I PLEASE!
>>64299595That and probably has a handful of other poor saps to string along.
>melee weaponStihl MS400 Chainsaw>most recent interaction with a womanhelped my mom move in to her new house.
>>64292013A girl wished me good luck and said I was her good friend, desu
>>64296048Of course I said hi back, I am a gentleman afterall
>>64298205>Chat botThat's just sad, pick a vtuber to direct your affections toward like the rest of us
>>64300053>and said I was her good friendOof, sorry bro
>>64300206I mean, she IS my friend, I just also want to fuck her
>>64300176A supreme gentleman?
Beat to shit Gerber Machete I picked up a while backShe watched me play Silksong and then we fucked on my couch
>>64300241I wouldn't go that far
>>64300235You gotta let her know that by ruining every friendly interaction with unprovoked flirtation
>>64300295She's introduced me to other femo*ds, one of them is married and clearly wants to bone, desu
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>>64292013I have over 300 swords and bayonets and daggers rn and find them all fascinating including oriental and african arms my favorite is either the late 18th cetntury smallsword (blue and gilt)or the British pattern 1796 (prefreably an offciers model although I have all the major makers and quite a few troopers and bleu and gilts) or 1804 flank officers model or hungarian or french huzzar equivalents. Next favorite is probably 1786 'pattern' style sparoons five ball or diamond etcBlondy bride made me a very nice beef stew and was lovely and loveable today thanks. Last interaction was she made me a coffee which is why she's asleep and I'm awake. Pic related is from the web although I have two blue and gilt 1796s I'm not going to get a good picture done, its getting late here
>>64300394That looks like the aspiration of a middle eastern asylum seeker, the car 15 years old and polished, the engine a bucket of rust and filth. A car for a man who wants to screw white western women but they cross the street when they see him
>>64292233wholesome
>>64301269>He does not know
I took my gf to see demon slayer with my friends then she had sexes with me :3
>>64292013I talked with my mom about her day, that's about it
>>64301738>The hamon is just painted onShamefur dispray
>>64301753im ausfag without a loisence, I can only get shit from bootlegging chinks who don't care about the law
>>64292013it's a pittsburg long handle 1/2" ratchet that i bout attacked a hoodrat with for creeping up on me at the gas stationshe dumped me over a text a year ago.
My Artillery gunner sword that I bought for 150 leaf bucks.Was chatting up a girl at my local TTRPG game shop, went well, but she mentioned she was dating so no luck there, chatted about MTG then ended the conversation polity.
