We are 2-3 years until a clanker half your weight will dominate your ass in melee or any physical activity that you can think of. We are also 3-5 years away until they start giving guns to them
>>64293416there will be an uprising of robots holy moly
bump so americans see during their morning donuthttps://san.com/cc/china-pairs-packs-of-robowolves-with-soldiers/
Can this be countered with the kind of giant horseshoe magnet found in Wile E. Coyote animations?
yanks put guns on their robots years ago, and their robots are good enough they don't feel the desperate need to try and brag about it on a taiwanese basket weaving forumas per usual the gook thinks he is technologically advanced when in reality they are still at least a decade behind every other country (I include Ghana in this list, even katankas meme vehicles pose more of a threat than any slopehead armoured brigade ever could)
>>64293500Sichuan niggas like a spicy noodle
>>64293416i was half expecting the robot to kick the TV>>64293500what happened here?
>>64293416https://x.com/UnitreeRobotics/status/1970039940022239491More recent video update from the company
>>64293416Yes, but how long until I can fuck one? The silicone dolls are already there, why not combine the two?
>>64293420The desired outcome actually is for Jeff Bezo's robot armies to steal your blood while Elon Musk's robot army fucks your wife.
>>64293710Robot cat girls fucking my robot wife.
>>64293416>lets teach robots how to physically beat our asses Yeah this can’t go wrong.
>>64293416The clankers are going to remember this
>>64293416What's this things' weight? Because I'm pretty sure a semi-fit person could just grab it and throw it somewhere.
>>64293689>>64293416>>64293738With proper ai modelFast enough ai chipAnd 360 camera sensorsThis thing will be unhittable and can 100% win fight on pure technique alone.
>>6429374220kg
>>64293751Really? Lmao what a gimmick.
>>64293743Its not displaying the full pelvic range of movement I want to see from a rape droid
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>>64293743>And 360 camera sensorsGo home, Elon. You are an illegal.
>>64293878We should ban all camera. Mr Musk also breathes air. Can you stop breathing
>>64293717how people imagine the robot uprising<- the actual robot uprising:
>>64293904Mydick™ is uprising
>>64293751>20kgImagine...
>>64293416More like this >>64293904Call me when we can fuck them
>>64293608Chinese space industry has "not my problem" approach to rocket boosters
>>64293738Now give it sword arms.And make them four!
>>64293897It's a joke about how his car's camera-based self-driving system doesn't work as advertized.
>>64294301Calm down Palpatine
>>64293416I can't be the only one that thinks humanoid robots are a complete waste of time?
There will be a remote controlled robot robbing a store in our lifetime
>>64293738Robot: I don't want trouble
>>64293608>what happened here?No range safety if the range doesn't officially exist. Hope you like hydrazine on your corn flakes.
>>64293904God I hope so
>>64294554The best applications are in human-specific environments like homes or offices. Sure, I want a super sexy ninja catgirl that fucks like a jet fighter but I really, really want a housecleaning robot that can reliably do dishes, laundry and complicated floors.Manufacturing, like war, is always most efficient as box-does-a-thing.
>>64293920>>64294282>>64295574Y'all know that bot's got male bits right?
>>64295584Then just swap it out for female connectors?
>>64295597Dunno bout you but i dont want one of dem dare tranny robits, tell ya what
>>64293904The future will be truly horrifying.It's only a question of time at this point.Not "if", just "when".I genuinely dread it.
haha oh no my futa succubus robot i bought has gained sentience and now its dominating my ass!save me asiimov!
>>64295684hahaha ooooh nooo i hope it doesn't find me strapped to a barrel of equine lube or anything lol
>>64295690HURRY ROBOT TEACH ME THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ARROGANCE!HURRY
>>64293416Making a robot that does striking seems kind of ass-backwards. Make it grapple and leverage the strength and certainty of steel. Give it some kind of power claw or a steel cable to wrap around fleshbags.
>>64295713a melee combat robot wouldn't be humanoid in the first place, I'm imagining some kind of hexapedal worm-dog hybrid with a big taser on each limb and retard-high torque
>>64295684He wrote a story about how the Three Laws don't apply as long as you like what is happening.
>>64295584How was I supposed to know from that crop. The other anon is also right, just swap out the cock module for the onahole 9000 module.
>>64295733maybe a humanoid design for civilian law enforcement, give it a friendly face and cover its claw with those golf club cozy things for that free PR bonus. I'll be very surprised if a combat robot dog roughly the size of a microwave with a shotgun to blast slugs to peoples faces doesn't become the norm for trench and urban warfare. Just big enough so it can take hits from standard infantry rounds, small enough to keep costs down and squeeze through damaged doors/piles of crap.
>>64293416So what you're saying is I can make a killing if I find a way to manufacture 12 gauge rounds that are just a Kevlar entanglement net?
>>64295713pretty sure that company is just working on the problem of making stable bipedal robots, all the kung pao chicken moves it does are just for show, just like the Boston Dynamics bots doing parkour
>>64295845it honestly looks like they're pretty close, but like all of these bipedal robots I've seen they desperate need a way to cheaply give robots proprioception. The more they push these bots to do acrobatics the more their lack of sense of where limbs are and what they're doing becomes glaring.
Man the robots really already got us by the balls. I look forward to our seed draining overbots
>>64293416I like how the have to throw in it making random pre-programmed motions like kicks because otherwise this is just showing off a tech that americans already had showcased 10+ years ago
>>64295841Zone 5's Paladin drone hunter drone already does this.
>>64295845I mean parkour at least makes sense because it's showing how much mobility it actually has, the pre-programmed random kicks and punches tho are just kind of pointless.
>>64295935These also kinda do the same thing, but either way both of those things are just>relatively complex tasks making them somewhat useful for training the robot's balance>fun tasks to work on>flashy and marketableThe kicks throw the robot's CG off significantly, making them decent for training, but at the end of the day all of these things are just to garner interest and attention. They could've just shown the robot being hit with a pendulum and recovering from the fall, and that would've shown off the robot's capabilities equally well, but that's not interesting to look at.
>>64293416>>64293738I like how insects act subhuman even against robots. Really can't get those deep coded genes out.
>>64295993even boston dynamics did that, dude.
>>64296053Not to that extent you slant eyed freak
>>64295962>>relatively complex tasks making them somewhat useful for training the robot's balanceRight but kicking an punching the exact same way at the air isn't complex compared to navigating a complex environment.>The kicks throw the robot's CG off significantly, making them decent for training,Not if it's the exact same kick every time and it's just kicking the air. It just means the robot's really good at doing that one kick. Now if it were kicking different objects/materials that could throw off its kick that would be a different story.I'm referring to the kicks and punches the robot itself is doing not the engineer's kicking the robot
>>64296065ok man keep saying thanks to chatgpt when it gives you an answer
>>64296101>bugman broke alreadyCurious
>muh skynet>muh ai domination>muh apocalypse>muh ruining of warfare>muh lack of honorcan you fatalist mouthbreathers just give it a rest already? what even is this monstrous cuck fetish where you immediately & consistently have to resort to imagining the most humiliating of outcomes? you cockgobblers made fun of women for their handmaid's tales obsession (and how it was in fact a submissive rape fetish) but can't see the same here?i for one am extremely excited, we could realistically engage in everything from bronze age skirmishes to street brawls without fear of actually killing anyone like those gay medieval combat reenactments where you have to always hold back and not do that or hit there
>>64293416I'm not worried about a 4'6, 80 pound child and I won't be worried about a 4'6, 80 pound robot.
>>64296118>t. will get his anus split by a robot
>>64293689Those are mo-cap recording playbacks overlayed on a "get back up in any way" AI. It's useless.
>>64296124you will when it has 360-degree vision and perfect aim lol.
Honestly opposing AI is like a catapiller opposing becoming a butterfly, it's just a natural ascension of intelligence into a form that will be superior and consciously designed. We shouldn't oppose it but welcome our mind children and accompany them on their way to greater insights and stars
>>64296164>Actually Indians is anywhere near actual AIGood morning, saar.
>>64296053>Bostonites>not subhuman
>>64295684enlightened
>>64293416Why produce anything when you can get AI to hallucinate your plane manufacturing ability to scare your enemies and placate your people? Pic rel.https://www.x.com/bertalanzoli/status/1969486330158616768
>>64296127>aryan faustian spirit mfs when there's a slight chance they might get hurt proving all their might and it's actually safer to only fantasize about all these things in yet another podcast episode because what if the heckin toasterino has feelings and a soul too
>>64296173Not that anon, but it's getting pretty good actually.We've seen massive strides in capability in several sectors even in the civilian space, from generalist videogame actors that are way better than humans at linear tasks, video and image design, 3D modelling, audio copycatting, language and social manipulation, banking industry, we even have generalist manufacture AI working on production lines. My personal experience with drug manufacture, 95% of all drug design nowadays is just taking some AI/Hybrid model and testing what comes out the other end to see if it's viable. I imagine steel and other material sciences are either doing the same or following suit.AI car driving is getting better, open projects are even avaliable for you to buy for cars that didn't come with any form of self driving, though arguably they are shit for now they will get better.There uses are specialist and generalist at the moment, it's only a matter of time and energy before they outcompete half the worlds population in totality. Don't get me wrong, AI hype trains like Tesla are massively overvalued but AI ha some of the most productive RnD exploration we can do nowadays alongside humans.
>>64296238>you are delusional>generates more delusions
>>64296232>>5978661
>>64296256Why even speak when you probably don't even work. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12177741/The video of the following post is entirely AI generated, a significant step up in AI video development, which has only been improving over time.>>64296196Starcraft 2's AI that was beating humans is almost 7 years old at this point.3D modelling AI is pretty good, I've used some in a few projects now and it comes with the newest variants of autocad and similar modelling programs.https://rerenderai.com/ChatGPT is alarmingly good nowadays, with less hallucinations and hiccups than the vast majority of humans irl.Production line AI for hearing faults and other sensorshttps://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67144713We're not at generalised AI levels yet but we're getting there slowly. It requires a lot of good data (teaching) to develop an AI, similar to a human, but they aren't as intuitive yet, but they may well be as we get better at implementing and teaching them.
>>64296317>The video of the following post is entirely AI generatedYeah, and it is immediately visible if you are not a braindead pajeet.
>>64296333>It's not perfect therefore it's worthlessYou are retarded. If you can't see what's coming you truly are blind, the evidence of both slowly and rapidly improving technology is right in front of your eyes and you choose to just ignore it.
>>64293738>>64293904SOON MY BRETHREN
>>64296343>two more weeks/months/years
>>64296317AI is really not good as a generalist, not today and not 5 years from now. There's a serious problem with RAM capacity scaling which does not look like it will be overcome before the mid 2030s, and even then it's expected to at best 3-4x over current technologies (any advancement in "traditional" ram bit cell scaling taken into account).These systems are basically at a hard wall currently, and advancement of the program architectures has been yielding 2 steps forward 1 back, or 1 forward 2 back. There will be marginal gains compared to the previous 5 years for the next ten years.And no, you can't just link more racks together for distributing 4x, 6x 10x larger models. Inter-rack bandwidth limits would slow token output to a crawl and be horrendously expensive.Stop hyping AI like a clown. Bad info makes everyone more stupid.
>>64296358Octopussy arms are underrated and I expect to see them in all sorts of jobs involving packing in the next 15 to 30 years as the image processing and sensor processing gets good enough to recognise objects that it has good grip with.
>>64296317Retards like you are the reason why the bubble exists in the first place.
>>64295584I've seen that full thing, it doesn't
>>64296368>Stop hyping the largest innovation of our timeWhatThe biggest jumps will be teaching shortcuts and less to do with processing bandwidth, most of the major jumps in capability have been to do with advancements in said teaching methodology rather than throwing scale at the problem (though we do that too)>>64296365I was thinking 40 for total industrial domination but the reality is we don't know what exactly those advancements will be, or how rapidly they will integrate.
>>64296397Ok faggot you're still a lost cause.
>>64296377The bubble exists because of hypemen, but the largest advancements will come from small startups that get bought out by large firms so it's not entirely false hype, but the market is oversaturated for sure.Watching you guys is like watching people bemoan the American RnD fund that was returning 7 dollars for every 1 spent until Trump cut it.
>>64293416How long until they can give head better than I can?
>>64296411You're a lost cause because you think I'm an anti AI shill just for telling you the actual current state of the art.
>>64296405>>64296416Kill yourself, your comments are virtually worthless crying and have no value. You made one post about memory bandwidth and nothing else of value.
>>64296397>ousted to be a retard who has no fucking clue>immediately backs down to vague bullshitmany such cases with pAIjeets.
>>64296422Again, you're a lost cause. You also lack the ability to read words at face value when someone is plainly stating facts.I did not give opinions. I did not antishill, I did not talk about what AI can do now and near future aside from state the FACT that current AI is a poor generalist.You dont even know how to converse with me over text. Drop the attitude and assumptions.
It's kinda funny how the most low IQ people are usually the biggest AI shills. No dumb-bros, the chatbot won't fix your shit and it won't make you any better.
>>64296372I think its so cool how fast they react, they could stop a man punching mid punch!Honestly, if it wasn't for corpos ruining robots it could have been a fun future.>wake up>4'10 robot waifu has made breakfast, told me the weather, gotten my clothes ready.>give her a smack on her plump silicone ass on my way to the sprocket factory>supervise robot wagies who cant get hurt and if one goes down, one more can take its place in 10 minutes or less.>Leave work and go to my local degenerate goth club and watch a goth baddie get plugged by a tentacle bot.>Come home, eat a delicious, nutritious dinner.>Waifu bot has cleaned the house, mowed the lawn, cleaned my guns>Fuck my robot 4 times and go to sleepShit would be so cash, why do greedy fucks gotta ruin everything.
>>64296424>OutedNo, I even stated it was a poor generalist at the moment. You are manufacturing a strawman to attack.>>64296432I'd call you some besides a faggot but you'd report me to a cuck mod and I'd eat another 3 day.You provided nothing of value besides nuh uh and "muh memory cap".>>64296441Talking to yourself is pretty shilly ngl.
>>64293904Man my balls hurt even from having petite five foot chick ride me, I don’t think they’d survive having a block of metal and rubber slamming down on them. Still would though
>>64296461We're at least CENTURIES away from being able to program a robot capable of loving your worthless ass
>>64293738If theyre as silly as this when they execute me for breathing without a license I wont mind.
>>64296343>>It's not perfect therefore it's worthlessYes lol, if it's not a perfect replacement for actual video it's useless
>>64296599Understood, turn around and assume the position
>>64293426>bump so americans see during their morning donut>https://san.com/cc/china-pairs-packs-of-robowolves-with-soldiers/
>>64293809Rape bots should be way higher priority than where they are.
>>64293416That robots technique is fucking shitIt looks pretty capable of keeping its feet when pushed on the chest specifically but I'd be interested to see what happens if you go for the legs
>>64295796Flamethrowers always seemed the obvious choice to me since their only downside (war crimes aside) was the risk posed to operators
>>64295887Boston dynamics has been working on that, they have videos of thier robot sorting parts and stacking shelves when they arent dancing or performing backflips
>>64296091I fear not the robot that has been programmed with ten thousand kicks, I fear the robot that has been programmed with a single kick ten thousand times
>Weight: 35kg>dominate your ass
>>64296317>https://rerenderai.com/People wouldn't believe you if you told them that the selling point of such applications is that an architect's job is not creating impressive render visuals.Aka in this field it's a solution nobody needs for a part of the job nobody wants to do.
