ATTENTION! ATTENTION! Medical staff would like to remind all crew that the creation of pykrete buttplugs, onaholes, and chastity cages is unadviseable! Please report all anal or genital frostbite cases immediately!
All /pol/estians will be set adrift 100 km offshore with minimal provisions when we get near Mumbai.
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS PISSING ON THE FLIGHT DECK?
>>64296643Try asking "who doesn't". Much shorter list.
>>64296621Anyone seen a Finnish sniper, about yay high, wearing all white?
>>64296621greetings new friend. here's ancient history.
Stop jerking off in the showers you fucks! You're feeding the ooze in the pipes and it's already hard enough to contain it.
>>64296643I'm returning the hull back to the carrier
>>64296621so whats this thing like below deck, a fucking igloo?
>>64296785Yes, it's an igloo and everybody's fucking.
Honesty. What the FUCK were they thinking
>>64296820>Literally the coolest thing ever
GERMANY CALLINGYOU CANNOT WIN, TOMMYPROJECT 'V2' WILL SINK YOUR PATHETIC ICE SHIPYOU WILL SINK LIKE TITANICI THINK I WOULD LIKE YOUR SHIP WITH SOME NICE COGNACHAHAHAHA
I miss RTWanon and the pasta navy. Maybe we could cryosleep until he comes back.
>>64296820>problemGerman U-boats are attacking shipping in the atlantic>solutionuse aircraft for ASW>problemland-based aircraft only have a limited range, resulting in the Mid-Atlantic Gap where they can't operate>solutionfuckhuge aircraft carrier>problemnot enough steel/aluminum to spare>solutionmaking it out of ice would require a fraction of the resources and energy (with the added bonus of being repairable using seawater)>problemice is too weak>solutionmixing wood pulp into the water makes it as strong as the equivalent weight of concrete, so long as it's kept frozen>problemrequirements keep growing, the project is getting too expensive, and it requires more steel reinforcement than anticipated>solutionThe mid-atlantic gap got closed anyway by longer-ranged aircraft and escort carriers
>>64296880We'll always have Paris.
>>64296820>drinking
I NEED MEDICAL IN LAVATORY 8Some doofus got his dick frozen stuck in a glory hole again!
>>64296621>/u/
>>64296940I know a guy that can help with the utmost discretion and secrecy, but it's gonna cost him.
>>64296621I fucked the planes again. Every. Single. One. Forgive me..
>>64296621Err Captain, how are we going to sail into Dresden?
>>64298427One of those with B24s on it in mid Atlantic would remove all U-boats in a week or so. As it happens there was no need for something so big.
>>64296635>MumbaiHow kind of you to offer them a lift back home
>>64296621>there is a timeline where we built the Habakkuk instead of the Atomic bomb and went down the Ace Combat route of oversized planes and boats.
FUCKING WOODWORMS ARE EATING THE KEEL!
>>64299077That's just fishing bait storage.
>>64296820It was just that one turbo autist who wrote and submitted a paper about pykrete. (The bongs had a kind of Army University Press forum where people could contribute ideas for consideration, a lot of what became established doctrine was started this way. It is also the logic behind the whole English-language military biographies genre to this day, a place where soldiers can contribute ideas and record their experiences and criticism)The RN evaluated the idea and dismissed it as wildly impractical, but not before doing some calculations and concluding that carrier efficiency just keeps growing with size even up to Habakkuk scale, which is a useful finding for carrier doctrine to this day.That is, in terms of carrier sortie efficiency, bigger is ALWAYS better.This is the one useful contribution of Project Habakkuk.
>>64296884it would suck to be a nazi time-traveler going back to help Germany win the war. Give them information to win the Battle of the Atlantic and then in 1947 the U.S. nukes Berlin with a bomber launched from an artificial iceberg.
>>64299177The B-47 first flight was in 1947. They wouldn't have needed the iceberg.
>>64296621g-g-g-guyss.... I-I-I'm s-so f-f-fucking c-cold
