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Reposted from previous thread: I'm thinking about enlisting in the Texas National Guard or the Texas State Guard. What exactly is the difference?
>>64299964NG for sure. I see zero advantage to joining the State Guard, but would be happy to have someone share any advantages.
>>64299972Are you actually talking from experience, or are you one of those lame trolls who posts about shit without ever having served?
>>64299972Lack of fed takeover, but the cost is being absolutely fucking useless
>>64299988Does being useless mean I'll have less of a chance of actually having to do anything?
>>64299997And getting anything of value out of it. Nothing for nothing
>>64300001The value I seek is money and bennies
>>64299979You sound upset. I did not go NG or SG because neither one would fulfill my career objectives, but given that the TSG literally isn't even a part of the military, I fail to see what you would gain from them that the NG would not be able to offer in greater abundance
>>64300004Yeah, you're not getting either of those with the state guard. Go NG (though really, you should be going active unless you have a complicated life situation)
>>64300010I'm scared of violence. >>64300006Okay nonserver
>>64300016Is that the pot trying to call the kettle black? Boots and utes, bro, timestamp them now
>>64299964Given that you don't even live in Texas, why bother asking?
>>64300029I'm not in the military; I'm looking to join.
>>64300036But I do live in Texas. Why are you pretending to know where I'm from?
>>64300041>>64300048Prove it
>>64300050Fuck off, dude. Either give friendly advice or find another thread to troll.
>>64300050Here's my proof
>>64300067Congratulations, you went to college.
>>64300062Friendly advice, from a Texan, is to truly consider why you want to do NG or SG when you could go active or reserves and accomplish far more with the same amount of time. Tell me your end goals along with some sort of proof that you are actually a Texan.
>>64300082Here's proof I'm Texan: Beaumont smells like shit. I would like an easy government job that doesn't require a degree and will give me benefits for the rest of my life.
>>64300092Did you or did you not go to college?
>>64300107I did not, obviously.
>>64300092Doing that without a degree won't be easy, and your options might not be to your liking. One obvious route for you would be CBP, who are actively hiring and are just looking for 1 year of specialized experience (think corrections officer), or some sort of administrative office job. Spend some time scrolling around on usajobs.gov and see what you could potentially qualify for, though you may have to get yourself a civvie job to build your resume a bit in the meanwhile. You objective of securing federal benefits is sound, and while it is not sexy or exciting, it is a steady and reliable way to ensure you never fall through the cracks and end up being some pot-bellied drunk living in a camper near Port Arthur
>>64300125I'm Mexican and have political objections to working anything to do with the border.
>>64300134You could do the customs part instead of the border patrol part. Working customs at a port of entry is definitely safer, and there aren't any political concerns about that line of work.
>>64300155I don't want to interfere with any people just minding their own business and moving drugs across the border. I love drugs.
>>64300188Well no gov job for you lol
How do I get guaranteed airborne infantry? Do I just tell my recruiter I want airborne?
>>64300188It's okay, the advice I provided was genuine, so your attempt at flipping the script failed. Queue the schizo rage
bros, I went to Mount Rainier National Park. It was awesome. Unfortunately I forgot to take pictures before the sun went down, so you'll just have to take my word for it. To address the upcoming questions: Yes, my nails are painted. No, I'm not gay, a really hot girl I was hitting on painted them. No, she did not let me hit. Yes, I am sad about that. Yes, I am a loser. >>64300188holy fucking based >>64300202Look up, and ask for, Option 4. Read your contract BEFORE SIGNING IT.
>>64300298We can tell you're a loser by your occupation lol
If i have student loans, will those get paid back when I join? I'm fully ready to go.
>>64300298It's okay. There are billions of pussies out there to fuck, but only one Mount Rainier to climb. Keep on keepin' on, brother
>>64300313https://www.military.com/education/money-for-school/student-loan-repayment.html
>>64300313No.
Reminder that if you have mental retardation like autism, simply don't get it diagnosed.Pic related is pushing to get standards changed to help it easier for your kind to get in.
>>64300615>encouraging retarded people to join the militaryWhy are you trying to weaken us? McNamara's Morons was a resounding failure.
How much does pt matter for promotions in the big army?If I max out PT are the promotion points worth it?Do they ever stop mattering?
>>64300757I'll be honest with you, it matters. The Army is very reluctant to punish PT studs with a 300 score. You'll be able to get away with shit that would otherwise get you discharged. You'll also get faster promotions!
>>64300757literally irrelevant lol
>>64300636>>encouraging retarded people to join the military>Why are you trying to weaken us?First of all, retards always get drawn to mili like moths to flame. That's why they treat you like retards. More importantly, we're already 'weak' by your standards. US military has women ffs, and one Ukranian/Russian conscript has more combat exp than the most elite American specops Bubba.
>>64300771t. low T fatty cope
>>64300768>>64300771thanks
>>64300793>t. E4
>>64299712
And look, hours of Robert pounding away at the keyboard trying to slide the thread was for nothing... again. Thank you mods
>>64300813Reminder that flying for the Navy is much more accessible than flying for the Air Force.
Thank you Janny for your service.
>>64301468The answer is yes, but branch specific requirements and qualifications need to be assessed on an individual basis. Which branch(es) are you looking at?
Is now a good or a bad time to join?
>>64301492Depends on "Why". What motivates you to investigate this career path?
>>64301492Bad. We're about to invade Venezuela.
>>64301498Honestly things are dire. I'm now jobless and probably soon to be homeless at 27. It worked for my dad, why not me?
>>64301483I'm too pussy to post personal details like my branch, because I don't want to become the new white whale for some nigger schizos to seethe about. I've learned that lesson from other generals.>>64301492Look at this thread. Are these the types of people you want to be stuck in life-or-death situations in? They'll rat you out, they'll steal from you, they'll leave you behind to die. >but is now a good time to joinOnly if your qualifications are otherwise questionable. They kinda laxed the standards back a little, so if you're worried about getting turned down at the gate, now's a good time to join. That is, if being a zogbot is truly what you want. I'm doing it because I can't get a job despite my degree, and I've only got enough $$$ remaining to pay my rent till October. In other words, if I don't find a job soon, I'll be homeless. And that's not even the major problem, because the major problem is my college debt. Hopefully the anon above is correct, and they'll reimburse me for at least some of it.>why is it a bad time to joinOnly a fool can't see that global conflicts are escalating. You'll probably get sent to a shithole as bad as Iraq.
>>64301492The job market is abysmal at the moment, so that's good for joining. Donald Trump is a wildly unstable President, so that makes it ???? for joining.
>>64301501Yeah and we're also about to invade Iran, and Russia, and Syria, and Gaza, and... you get the idea.>>64301514You know why you keep responding even after you have been told not to. Your presence is not welcome yet you persist on associating with people whom you despise. Your suffering is self-inflicted, catalyzed by having the gall to beckon for my assessment of your character.
>>64301492Do you really trust the orange man to not get you involved in some shithole war? I implore you to look at drone footage of the last 3 years. Join the CG or AF/Navy if you must but don't touch combat with a 10 foot pole. This is scary shit that most Iraq or Afghan vets couldn't fathom. We don't even have real answers for most of this drone shit.
>>64301511>>64301514This is a good reminder that the only reason to join the military is if you have no other options.
>>64301501I really hope this doesn't happen. The reason I'm worried about Venezuela is how easy Ameritards keep saying it's gonna be. It's Vietnam 2.0, Ameritards are all like "it'll be a piece of cake" just like they said in Nam. What we're actually gonna get is a decade of guerilla warfare that makes America look fucking retarded, especially if it doesn't win. Internationally, USA would be fighting a war on 3 fronts at that point, and that's not counting Taiwan, which would be a fourth if/when it happens. >we need a puppet government in Venezuela for oilTake a look at what happens every time USA starts a war for oil. The entire region gets destabilized. Last time, this caused the refugee crisis in EU, because USA invaded a shithole on the other side of the world. This time, the action is going to be a lot closer to home. The EU migrant crisis is gonna look like a joke by the time the Venezuela war ends, no matter who wins. PRAY that we don't attack Venezuela!>we have fancy American tech to blow up their tunnelsThey have Chinese drones, and it's enough to win. Americans have no idea what America is about to get into. Vietnam was so long ago, everyone already forgot. This tracks, as the average American is practically illiterate.
>>64301511Yep, that's a valid why. So now you need to consider what sort of job you would be looking to translate your military experience into. Combat arms or any mil-specific support roles (like chem war, air defense, etc) are inadvisable.
>>64301529>nothing ever happens Until it does
>>64301537It's going to happen. Black Ops 2 was a documentary
>>64301539Yep, so predicting invasion is like predicting the rapture. If you chose not to join in 2019 because of a potential invasion of Iran, you missed an entire enlistment contract's worth of service time for nothing.
>>64301530>Do you really trust the orange man to not get you involved in some shithole war?I just wanna go back to 2016, when he was loudly shouting "I WILL KEEP AMERICA OUT OF FOREIGN WARS!!!!". I know because I was there when he said that. I even cheered when he said that. After 2016, I never voted again. I realized the system is rigged.>>64301529>You know why you keep responding even after you have been told not to. Your presence is not welcome yet you persist on associating with people whom you despise. Your suffering is self-inflicted, catalyzed by having the gall to beckon for my assessment of your character.First of all, you can't tell me what to do, control freak. Second of all, you can't speak for everyone, so you can't tell me my presence isn't welcome. You represent the most mentally ill portion of "humans" on one of the most mentally ill websites on the clearnet. Before criticizing others, get the shit out of your own eyes.
>>64301552It's worth it not to sell your soul to Satan.
>>64301554No, I think I'm just going to keep posting until Robert gets sleepy and goes to bed. Like I said, I leave when Robert leaves.
>>64301555Checked. The hardest thing about the US military isn't the physical activity, it's the fact that the military really does crush your soul. Golems who have no soul always succeed the best in the military. If surviving means killing your comrades and stealing their shit, then that's what you have to do. If being promoted means sabotaging your buddy, then that's what you have to do. If evading punishment means ratting out your buddy, then that's what you'll do. I've only ever seen one instance of military people not ratting each other out, and it was in my unit where we were all of the same mind. Rats must die. If you rat me out, I won't save you in combat. That's the deal.
>>64301568This is not true. You're here forever. >>64301570>Golems who have no soul always succeed the best in the military. If this thread is any indication, that is definitely true.
>>64301552>so predicting invasion is like predicting the raptureOh, that's rich. Trump is now "God the Father". I know MAGA church cultists who are more reasonable than you are.
>>64301576I'm clearly making fun of the resident troll, who is overly superstitious (aka religious). >>64301573No really, I was about to leave, but then Robert ban evaded again, so I just started another movie and kept this tab open. It's too bad, as it now looks like he's going to pull an all-nighter in an effort to push this thread to the bump limit to get Gen Milley's face off of the catalog.
>>64301576>>64301585Both of you need Jesus.
>>64301573>If this thread is any indication, that is definitely true.It's been true since the dawn of time. The best warriors have no humanity to begin with, as they are merely disciples of death. They are not hindered by morality, and they have a natural instinct to destroy anyone in their way. To a true warrior, ally and enemy don't matter. All you want is to gain personal power and have fun by blowing up children and torturing their parents. One of the freaks itt unironically admitted this. These will be your comrades-in-arms. The only good thing about all this is that wars purge these types of "humans" from society. Society doesn't need these demented creatures except to die in bloodbaths. That's the only reason they're kept around.
>>64301595I don't know about all that man.
>>64301590>JesusJesus said to allow your enemy to destroy you. Jesus was also so queer that he never had sex with a woman. He also said it's better not to have sex with women, and it's better not to have kids. In fact, Jesus said it's better not to even look at a woman. I don't think I need Jesus, the suicidal queer whose philosophy would have me follow his example. I'd rather follow a prophet who was more like me. Abraham was married with kids, so was Moses, and so was Zarathustra. At least I know those men were straight!>>64301585>but then Robert ban evaded againEvery time you say his name, it gives him power. I thought I explained this?
>>64301601Dude you're being really gay right now. Let Christ into your heart.
>>64301600The CIA unironically says this on their website. I'd link where, but I've been posting here too long. >>64301483Is it a dumb idea to try asking these questions at MEPS? I guess I'll also try asking my recruiter.
>>64301609Your recruiter is going to be the source of this info. You do not want to chat anybody up at MEPS about anything.
>>64301620What is MEPS?
Hey, what Army MOS is the "Combat Psychic"? I also want clairvoyance training!!
>>64301694This but unironically
>>64299964The NG is the military. The SG is an unarmed group of uniformed volunteers. If you want to do military stuff part-time, join the NG. If you want to clean up after hurricanes but not allowed to carry a gun, join the SG.t. TX nasty girl
>>64302409State Guard sounds good and noble.
>>64299712Hey it's ol' general fairy
>>64299964Texas here. The Texas State Guard is not part of the National Guard and it literally an adult boy scouts. They "assist" the NG helping out during disasters like a hurricane of tornado doing all the shitty work like handing out water and MREs. Yeah there are a few things like S&R and learning some radio stuff, but again, they do the grunt work that our NG doesn't have time for. I thought it would be cool to serve the state until I was told that it's unpaid and you have to buy all the gear they require. Like I said, it's an adult boy scouts.
>>64302456sounds based
>>64301492Good, there are no jobs anywhere in the civilian world, just don’t pick a combat MOS and you’re golden.t.AD Army anon.
>>64302503Plenty of jobs, you just need to know where to look. Don't let the reenlistment fags lies trick you
>>64299712>General Milley EditionCursed thread
Looks like he seethe until 3 in the morning, just as predicted.
>>64303030why is it cursed?>>64303449good morning, I'm the guy you kept calling Robert all day yesterday, and I did not post. I went to sleep at 11 PM.>>64303030
