How good are middle age obese women as cannon fodder?
I hope we invade Venezuela so fucking much. These would be so fun to shoot. Imagine them slowly waddling down the road at your position, zero mind for cover or concealment
>The newest psyop is "join the army to kill people fatter than you, izi peazi"
>>64304187sounds pretty good to me desu
>>64304170It's going to be Grenada x100
>>64304164Covered with natural armor, fbi penetration standards don't account for it.
>>64304164Nice repost, faggot
>>64304187There was a lot of reporting that Americans being too fat for war was contributing to the recruiting crisis. Recruits couldn't meet standards because they ate too much mac & cheese as children. Michelle Obama tried to fix this by lecturing kids to eat their vegetables, but then the Army created a fat camp where you get a special fat-camp PT outfit as they make you run around in circles, so we might be in a better position now to invade that other nation of fat asses, Venezuela.
>>64304280>exercise for weight losscould've just fasted or done a caloric deficit with less exercise and saved a bunch of time/resources but I don't know what I was expecting
>>64304164bbw latinas
>>64304164They can certainly feed a lot of wild dogs with their corpses, that's for sure..
>>64304164>.mp4 Am I missing something here?
>>64305817yeah
>>64304187yeah man thats definitely the scam
>>64305817mp4s have been allowed since last April after the Shartying forced the mods to finally update 4chan's coding
Do manlets really?
>>64304280>Michelle Obama tried to fix this by lecturing kids to eat their vegetablesBecause of this... I actually think Michelle was the best first lady. She could become a senator tomorrow and I would quickly change my mind. But as of now, I like her and won't make fun of her even if she looks like a man.
>>64304164If you get them the AK upgrade, they're great.
>>64304187>izi peazichrist almighty.
>>64309585the fact that she failed makes her nothing more than a "thoughts and prayers" well-wisher, which considerably tarnishes even this one semi-bright spot in a career of the blackest mud and shit>>64304280if you want a real success story in this regard rather than futile hand-wringing and aborted initiatives, consider the Singaporeans. from about junior-high school age PE and weight is taken seriously, boys to prepare for conscription, girls in solidarity with the lads. although it's a huge mistake IMHO not to conscript girls as well as boys, like the Israelis did, at least they got this far.>>64304164+2 hit points
>>64309707NTA, but the only reason she 'failed' (which is arguable since there's definitely been a noticeable pivot away from 'pizza and french-fries washed down with soda for lunch' in schools) was because the Republicans found a profound spiritual connection with frumpy fat kids who hate to be called on their piggy ways and did everything they could to sabotage healthy eating among the poors.
>>64304164¡Dios mío! ¡Las Tortas están armadas!
>>64309723>there's definitely been a noticeable pivot away from 'pizza and french-fries washed down with soda for lunch' in schoolsprobably because they dressed it up again with climate change and yoga bullshitrecently I saw some twerps loudly telling off their parents for not being vegetarian and I wanted to smack the kids, and then I wanted to smack the parents for APOLOGISING to the brats>was because the Republicansyou've been brainwashed by Democreeps, and I mean this in the best possible waythe real reason is that kids straight-up refused to eat, and their parents didn't have the balls to tell their kids no, eat your fucking greens or starve.this isn't even "far-right conspiracy theory", it's the official mainstream reason that schools reported that kids were binning the healthy lunches and buying takeaway, and so Michelle caved to the childrens' demands.it MIGHT be argued that this is yet another symptom of Democrats' inability to enforce any kind of discipline at all upon their children, or society in general>did YOU get the good ol "you will not get up from the table until you finish what's on your plate" and "eat all these greens it's good for you" treatment? I didbut in truth shitty American parenting is a bipartisan problem, insofar as you want to view it through a political lens. (which I wouldn't)
>>64304298No because they also need to build muscles they never had because they've been fatasses their whole lives so starving them wouldn't get results.
>>64304170>I hope we invade Venezuela so fucking much.Same. Chaduro is literally begging for an invasion because he wants to stack zogmutt corpses. But ZOG lacks the cojones to put boots on the ground, knowing amerikikes im guessing they will probably try to cowardly assassinate him
>>64309765Your point is totally incoherent. You're saying parents and society have to go back to authoritatively dictating standards to children, yet you bellyache that the children's fee-fees get hurt if they don't receive a daily corn syrup ration, which we must obviously indulge lest they wither into tumbleweeds. If fat kids were self-immolating on the streets in protest, why are you trying to dunk on the Dems for not doing the exact thing they were trying to do even harder? Are you really trying to escape the fact that Republicans jumped in front of morbidly obese grade schoolers and started waving the flag to keep the Demoncraps away from feeding them nutrients? The Democrats were obviously in the right in wanting the kids to eat healthier, and complaining that they didn't tickle your balls enough while trying to redirect your children away from the slop-troughs just makes you look like a bitch.The funniest part for me though is you are talking to a 6'9 vegetarian and I would have publicly demolished you in your theoretical public child abuse scenario.
>>64309855lmao this post is a brilliant testament to the necessity of eating a balanced omnivorous diet for mental healtheat some meat and then learn to read, dear
>>64309707>>64309765In hindsight, it was a non-winning battle. Real change happened, which was debatably good. Removing bad food from schools and serving veggies. But we fucking lazy fucks wanted our fried potatoes and sweets.I have no hate for what she tried to do. Someone needs to try to make a change every once in a while just to see if they can actually do it.
>>64309585>>64309765I think we're really living in a Starship Troopers kind of country except for a period if it was Michelle Obama being like "alright, let's get fit errybody!" and errybody do the gyro-motion, and the Republicans didn't like it because black lady is telling me I can't drink Big Gulp. But while the form was kind of onions or whatever, the actual purpose of it was the same as Trump having an MMA cage fight on the White House lawn (but that's based) and the Democrats are mad about it. We're all marching in the same direction:https://youtu.be/lo_GgoJulQg
>>64309890Fatties should not be allowed to vote. There should be a scale and measuring tape outside every voting booth. If someone's BMI is too high you can't vote or your vote is worth half. Bodybuilders can get a doctor's note.
>>64309884>debatably good. Removing bad food from schools and serving veggiesI mean, that's pretty *unequivocally* goodsubsequent events weren't>I have no hate for what she tried to dome neither, actuallyI hate that she didn't stick to her gunsif Democrats enforced societally beneficial initiatives like these with the same fervour they do other issues, we'd have far less to bitch about themas it is, oh hey, free ammo, don't mind if I do>>64309890>we're really living in a Starship Troopers kind of countrywe have been for decades, just not the way most people think it is>Republicans didn't like it because black lady is telling me I can't drink Big Gulpmate, just last week my die-hard deep-blue friends were ranting about being "fat-shamed" because they were overweight and it's plusungood to be told this by a medical professional who is clearly perpetuating tyrannical patriarchal male fantasies upon them.I shit you not, that is exactly what they said, utterly unprompted.Michelle was bucking a deck stacked by her own mates all along.
>>64309890>>64309947>Fitness Guarantees Citizenship
>>64309855NTA but even a broken clock is right twice a day, and Michelle tried to de-fatify kids and got nothing but shit for it from corporate America. Your dislike of one side has deprived you of the ability to rationally evaluate each action individually, without knee-jerk hating it by default. This is the cancer killing America and you should do everything you can to alter your thinking so that you can be a better, freethinking voter. In Michelle's defense... compare this to Melania who has done jack shit. And Laura Bush who did... I don't remember if she did anything, and I was around 18 during the Bush administration. I want to say... literacy? Or more "just say no" anti-drug stuff?But yeah, it's disgusting that schools are allowed to serve pizza "as a vegetable" (?!) and put soda machines dispensing corn syrup slop to our children. Anyone who tries to change that is doing God's work. And I don't care what side they are on, I'll back them 100% and sing their praises (in that particular endeavor).
>>64309990It's a factual retelling of events that the Republicans put a lot of effort into sabotaging Michelle's healthy eating campaign for the most baseless of reasons. Other than that, what partisanship are you even accusing me of? I'm basically just mocking his boomerisms like 'Democreeps'. I mean, you just called out called out a list of feckless Republicans yourself. I'm not sure why you think I haven't voted both Republican and Democrat.
>>64309953>mate, just last week my die-hard deep-blue friends were ranting about being "fat-shamed" because they were overweight and it's plusungood to be told this by a medical professional who is clearly perpetuating tyrannical patriarchal male fantasies upon them ... I shit you not, that is exactly what they said, utterly unprompted.I was emphasizing the more libertarian Big Gulp and Obama-era tard rage on the right because others weren't. But I believe you. You're not wrong. Anyhow, my solution: cage match for fatties.
>>64309990>pizza "as a vegetable"pizza isn't classified as a vegetabletomato sauce and juice has been ruled as a "vegetable" for nutritional purposes. this isn't unique to America, it's worldwide accepted practice. some silly cunt made a joke about the tomato paste on pizza and a whole bunch of drooling retards claimed that this has something to do with American school lunchesthis is equally as stupid as claiming that because Americans regard eggs as animal protein, a caesar salad is actually an omelette on school lunch menus.>corn syrup slopon this I agreethe HCFS epidemic needs to be stoppedbut it might be argued that this is somewhat second fiddle behind issues such as crime and fentanyl
Yet another thread where insecure, emotionally charged MIGA retards interpret literally everything as a personal attack and project their failings onto others while papering over it with boomerisms like 'democreep'.Double niggers.
>64310096>Double niggers>t. ESL turdie
>>64310055Yes autist, the pizza is not technically the vegetable per se. But counting the tomato sauce on a slice of pizza as THE serving of vegetables, fulfilling the requirement for school lunches that mandate a serving of vegetables, is disgraceful. You pedantic asshole, you know what I mean.
>>64310096STOP QUESTIONING TRUMP BRO>you now remember all the MAGA faggots on /k/ claiming Trump would inexplicably pivot to help Ukraine, and buckbreak Russia, and stand up to Israel, and solve the ammo shortage, and repeal the NFA, and make anime real and IDK wtf elseThey've grown quieter but JFC what an annoying couple of months.I can get voting for him because no better 2A choice. But being a disgusting groveling servile fatherless dickrider? Singing his praises online like a jeet whose rape attorney just doubled their hourly rate? Have some pride as a man.
>>6430418799.9% of people sign up for benefits, even Iraq/GWOT was full of people trying to get houses or educations.
>>64309585Michelle Obamas school lunch program was a total failure and only benefitted food distribution companies trying to offload half rotten veggies the prisons didn't want.
>>64310162>Replying to yourselfGo cry on Bluesky or X please
Michelle's lunch program sucked because it forced schools to buy low quality ingredients to meet quotas, kids didn't eat the rotted slop and schools caved. The problem with the program was that it required basically every local government to raise taxes to increase their school's food budget.
>>64310205Absolutely correct, investing in the nutrition of developing brains in the prime of their training just isn't worth 0.5% sales tax on a specific good.
>>64310205Additionally it turns out healthy lunches don't mean shit if the school district is full of people on food stamps buying junk food. Overall this was a flawed feel.good stunt and only the most insufferable neoliberal would call it a good thing.
>>64310215Hey retard why didn't you push for higher property taxes in your area then?
>>64310223NTA but how would that fix lunches for children nationwide?
>>64310235Go away child/non American.
>>64304170>Imagine them slowly waddling down the road at your position, zero mind for cover or concealmentImagine your horror as none of your bullets harm it,as xe rushes in meth and coke rage at your position loaded with grenades all full 150 kilo of xer
>>64310185there's more than one of us who aren't big fans of Trump, ya schizo
>>64310241You are all the same to me since you all decided to make that your main personality.
>>64310220>>64310220>Additionally it turns out healthy lunches don't mean shit if the school district is full of people on food stamps buying junk food.>healthy lunches>food stampDifferent programs...unless you're arguing that eating an unhealthy dinner at home negates the benefits of eating a healthy lunch?>don't eat a healthy lunch>youre just gonna eat an unhealthy dinner
>>64310238???Nutrition for kids bad?What the fuck are you even arguing?
>>64304187>izi peazi
>>64310245touched a nerve did I?Sorry I'm not part of the cult. maybe you can cry about it in the /ptg/ lol
>>64309707>the fact that she failedShe didn't. She got the ball rolling on huge federal changes. Other anons already spoke to this, and I can confirm today's school food is much healthier but also much less desirable than what we had. Gods I miss those terrible burgers.
>>64310285>Gods I miss those terrible burgers.An important life lesson you can eat to live or you can live to eat.
>>64309964And being net-tax positive and married, w/ children, fatty. Universal sufferage has showed it’s obvious result and the nation that succeeds us should learn from that experiment.
>>64309585Lukewarm take: Michelle Obama is a normal person who had a heartfelt idea and was in a position to implement it but it fell flat on it's face because of runaround.
>>64310125newfag detected
>>64310133>vegetables magically stop being vegetables if they're cooked into other foodWork on your object permanence skills, anon.
>>64310285>terrible burgersGo to a chain gas station, its the same shit from the same place. Lunch ladies put more love in theirs but just cant do anything>health inspector
>>64310438All kinds of useful parts of food can be denatured or separated into less useful base components with preparation methods. The Victorian English had an epidemic of 'piles' and other bathroom issues because the cooking trend at that time was to stew vegetables into literal mush, ruining the fiber content despite them eating plenty of vegetables in most cases. It's why early doctors would often prescribe kings to eat a bunch of apples every day, to clear their shitpipes out of all the backed-up lark's-tongue pie they ate. If our kids eat like greasy Italians they'll end up looking like them.
>>64310388Definitely the most agreeable cause to get behind. Very smart.
They’re good as plapfodder
>>64309585she had good intentions but in the end all she accomplished was ruining school lunches by making them inedible sub-prison food slop
>>64310162>I can get voting for him because no better 2A choiceyeah. that was me.almost everything else he does is just a disappointment. I don't understand the glazers.
>>64310986They're paid.Last year, we had Kamala bots.This year, we have Trump bots. This is what happens when you legalize propaganda and give the state control over media.
>>64311329>They're paid.makes sense.should have guessed that with how infested the board is with shills.
>>64311361It got worse after the site went down.
>>64310096>>64310162>>64310241>>64311329>>64310986Reddit has decided to show up.
>>64310285I'll reply briefly because I think the janny doesn't like this assault on his tendies>even though her government program was an epic fail and no federal legislation from that campaign has survived, the slightly changed dietary habits in schoolchildren fifteen years later is all because of Mrs 'bamathat's like saying ackshually Jamie Oliver pulled this off. the thread of causation here is far too nebulous compared to various other societal factors such as the general leaning of the population towards healthier options that was already in place before she ever set foot in the Oval Office.might as well say that actually the Weight Watchers campaign is what inspired children to accept the initiative>>64310503>to clear their shitpipes out of all the backed-up lark's-tongue pie they atekekvery amusing, but>The Victorian English had an epidemic of 'piles' and other bathroom issues because the cooking trend at that time was to stew vegetables into literal mush, ruining the fiber contentnomushy veggies lose much of their *vitamin* content, not their fibre contentthose people just had very unhealthy diets in general, which is not uncommon. for example, even after all these great alleged achievements by Mrs O's aborted lunches, 1/3rd of Americans still eat vegetables less than daily. the median intake is something like 1 or 2 servings' worth.
>>64304298Exercise is important for the physical demands of soldiers. Muscle growth and bone density. Weight loss aside, exercise is mandatory.
>>64309585The words of a politician and lawyer are not only flipant and deceitful, but most likely to be intentional lies.
>>64304164This is too funny to see
>>64309947Good evening senator Armstrong.
>>64313562Vegetables lose primarily water soluble vitamins like vitamin c when cooked thoroughly, but as a result, the vegetables are much easier to consume and digest by the body and the fat soluble vitamins, like vitamin k and a, is also more easily and efficiently absorbed by the body as well after it's been cooked and eaten with some fats too. Mushy broccoli tastes extremely delicious for a vegetable, it tastes like candy, yummy. Any less cooked and it tastes like... lame ass vegetables. Yuck, pee yew! If you want vitamin c go eat a raw fruit, but most vegetables should be cooked very well in my opinion. It makes them tastier, more nutritious, and healthier overall. We're humans, not cows. We eat meat and vegetables cooked, not raw, simple as. And we use guns for hunting wild game animals for sustenance, very k related indeed
>>64314400good post, good picture
>>64314400go back Ms Frizzle
>>64309585She definitely comes off as a normal person who tried to take the initiative to do something good.
>>64304280Serious question: if you're overweight but can pass every PT trial thrown at you as far as strength/speed/cardio, what difference does it really make if you're heavy? I know plenty of straight up fatties, but I also know plenty of 250+lb dudes built for football, and I can't see what the downside to having the latter as infantrymen would be.
>>64317065Seems to happen pretty often, don't see why you bring it up honestly
>>64309585> and won't make fun of her even if she looks like a man.To be honest I don’t like it when people mock First Ladies, be it Michelle or Melania it just doesn’t feel right. Hilary gets a pass for mockery because she seems to be an actual psycho but I do respect her not going ape shit after getting internationally humiliated by the Monica incident, I know I would of.
>>64317155>would of
>>64317178I’m drunk Anon give me a break
>>64304164Gyatt
>>64317590kys, armatard
>>64317053Technically nothing, but being fat makes it less likely for you to be able to do that.
It’s hilarious watching fat women physically exert themselves. They’re not made to even run, much less LARP as cops and soldiers
>>64309585The best First Ladies are the ones that keep their fucking yaps shut. Period.
>>64309884I think the biggest issue was just a failure to recognize just how many calories most kids and teenagers need. The stated goal was a reduction in child obesity, which means calorie counting in addition to serving healtheir food, and while healthier food is good in all cases, calorie needs vary widely across the population of students. For every little lardball that could use a crash diet there is an athlete that needs more calories. Now both of them are upset, and its an easy thing to point to as an example of widespread discontent.
>>64317155Hilary was not just a first lady, she was a politician in her own right, and always was, so she doesn't have the moral shield that all the other ones do.
