>bought a new house in PA>these fuckers are everywhere >can't even let my dogs out in the backyard because I'm scared one of these assholes might stomp emCan I legally just shoot them? There no other houses near my backyard.
How about you google it?
>>64304852google doesn't own guns
>>64304843>can't even let my dogs out in the backyard because I'm scared one of these assholes might stomp emYou and your dog are both little bitches, a real /k/ommando would unzip and tame the deer
>>64304843Urbanites act like these things are sooo cute and don't realize they shit everywhere and fuck up everything. The Indians of forest creatures.
>>64304843>I'm scared one of these assholes might stomp emAre you stupid or are your dogs the size of squirrels?
>>64304870A deer can easily kill any big size dog
Dude its just a deer
>>64304843Find some antler like sticks and tie them to your dogs heads so the deers think that the dogs are deers too
>>64304843>dogs>getting stomped by deerlol retard. Doggies are exactly the thing you need to scare them off with their barking. They are incredibly timid animals that flee at the sound of a twig snapping. just make sure you can stop the doggies from wandering off when chasing them
>>64304879The question is why you think it would want to.
>>64304901Retard my dog constantly barks at them and they don't give a shit. They even come up to my front yawn to eat the grass and don't give a shit when I open the door and stare at them. They're not phased by anything here.
>>64304921If you see a Doe in your nighborhood then 99% of the time it has 2-3 babies with her. They'll even try to kick cats if they get too close.
>>64304843https://youtu.be/w38UNpBti5s?si=2Nq9qbAhLGPgxUIo&t=67Keep your mutts on a leash away from their babies and they won't get their heads stomped in.
dog will scare your deer away. dont worry. theres tons of deer in mny backyard and my dog gets close and they all run. if he wasnt on a chain then he would chase them until he dies of exhaustion probably.
>>64304926Then you need to teach them to fear you.
>>64304933I live on a large rural property with deer all over. I've been watching them for years on gamecams. I've never seen them attack anything. In fact it's the opposite: they're scared of everything they haven't seen before, including pocket gophers, and are downright friendly with our pets, including the barn cats.
>>64305012>I've never seen them attack anythingLet me correct that. I've never seen them attack an animal. The bucks love to attack saplings. Motherfuckers.
>>64304843My mini poodle used to chase deer. I wouldn't worry about them.
>>64304843>Can I legally just shoot them?Legally? Doubt it. But assuming that there are no prying eyes anywhere or neighbors/authorities who will question the sound of gunshots from your property, what's your plan to dispose of a giant pile of deer corpses?
>>64304843i've only ever seen deer be aggressive towards smaller animals once and thats because it had 2 fawns getting approached a dog, even funnier was there was a cat closer to the fawns than the dog but the dog was the one that got chased down, probably a size thing.
>>64304843PA takes hunting and poaching rules very seriously, all of the state gun laws are intended to hinder poaching. You are only allowed to shoot deer if you have the right loisence for the time of year in question and the right weapon, which is never a semi-auto rifle. The fish cops will fuck you up and take your shit if they find out, and your neighbors will probably call them if they notice.
>>64305026>what's your plan to dispose of a giant pile of deer corpses?Eat em duh
>>64304843If they're that bold it's because nobody can hunt them there and they've been conditioned not to fear people or pets. Deer are much more skittish where actual threats or predators exist to pressure them. >>64304852
>>64304843A deer is fine too
oh deer, it's gonna be *that* thread again, is it?
Y'all sick
>>64304843just start peeing everywhereif that doesnt work use a dog whistle with your dogs insideotherwise a drone and scare them off if you have one, they hate that shitits a training thing, train them to stay away for their own safety
>>64305113canned fog horncar hornstrobe function on flashlight(night)animals dislike unusual things that scare them
>>64304843Just fuck it, dear.
>>64304926You must be a truly intimidated man if you can't ever shoo away a deer. The ones near my property bolt of they see you from 200 feet away
>>64305133>had like a half dozen deer on my drive way>slowly kept getting closer to them with my truck>even honked>they just kept staring at the truck
>>64304855>owning guns>nu/k/It's almost all bots, niggers, kikes and shills.If you don't get caught It's not a crime, just butcher it yourself. Also pee outside, they flee from the smell
>>64304843I feel like a 300BLK with a silencer is literally perfect for this situation. Neighbours won't hear shit, so none will be the wiser. Get also a nice big freezer and enjoy the free meat all year round
>>64305226>nu/k/go back
>>64304900You need to teach them the deer language as well, or the plan to create a hybrid race of deergs won't work.
>>64305018there's a video out there of a mama deer stomping the shit out of a border collie on a neighborhood street, the dog wasn't being aggressive or scary but the deer was stressed out, and not a small texas deer either, it probably weighed about 120-150 lbs iirc.
>>64305030Dog looks close enough to a wolf to trigger their oh fuck gotta protect my babies from the wolves instincts. They see a cat and unless they're in an area where bobcats and lynxes are common they probably don't consider it a threat.
>>64305113Saving facial hair shavings and sprinkling them around also works, at least it does for raccoons.
>>64305243great idea, because the neighbors won't think to follow a blood trail from the dead deer in their yard to your property
All the deer in my area have mange mites on them. I wouldn't go anywhere near em.
>>64304843If they're that unafraid then go out with a baseball bat and teach them fear.If you're that afraid, learn to use a bow or crossbow. Kills deer dead, quieter and cheaper than a silenced firearm. If you _are_ caught there's no firearms charges, just harvesting dear out of season charges.
>>64305113Or a drone with a dog whistle airhorn and droppable pee balloons.
>>64304843No. But you should do it anyways. Then spray for ticks and throw down cedar chips on your property line.
>>64304843Non meme answer? Garlic. They hate the smell of garlic.
>>64305355Lots of animals share that trait, because garlic has a very strong odor. Same with various types of pepper.
Killing animals without provocation makes you a nigger.I don’t make the rules.They’re just deer anon. Go grab some apples and feed them from the hand. They’re frens.
>>64305394>Go grab some apples and feed them from the hand.enjoy deer ticks
>>64304843Thats what happens when you censor your cartoons, this faggot never watched Bambi as a kid.
>>64304843There's absolutely nothing stopping you from just slingshotting firecrackers at them until they stop coming around. Deer learn fast. I also think you're a retarded pussy for not coming up with this yourself.
I live in Europe and roe deer come directly up to my house in summer. They will never hurt your dog as they are huge pussies, mine just got used to them and doesn't even bark at them anymore so they fucking stick around.Biggest disadvantage of these fuckers is that they tend to bark loudly for half the night, its like a dog bark but retarded. Why would you kill them though?
>>64305418>why would you kill them thoughVenison is tasty.
>>64305394You're a retard that clearly has never had nuisance deer come around before.
>>64305415those paper fuses burn pretty fast, you'd either need a friend to light it, a third arm, or a permanent slingshot mount
>>64305421>never encountered nuisance deerYeah, true. I’ll be hanging out outside eating and talking then look to my right and there’s a deer right up in my grill expecting a piece of watermelon. I feed him and he leaves (won’t let me pet)
>>64305429>feeding wild animals by handYou moron.
You're all sick people. I hope you all get cancer. Fuck youse all. I put a curse upon you all. Fuck ya mudda
>>64305471The doe was asking for it.
>>64304843Check your local and state laws. Usually you can shoot them if they are a nuisance and destroy your property, especially if you have fruit trees or a garden. However your local laws may prohibit the use of firearms within city limits, so do your homework. I would suggest getting a suppressed 6.5 grendel for the job.
>>64305012Regarding deer licking cats, apparently cat dandruff is very salty, and deer love salt. Amusingly, deer saliva causes dandruff in cats, so it's a self-regenerating resource.
>>64304862
>>64305394>Killing animals without provocation makes you a nigger.You're dumbass if you think the only problems animals can cause is through "provocation"
I don't understand why you can't just buy a crossbow and figure this out on your own
the deer that live around my parents' house literally climb the stairs onto the front porch so they can eat the potted plants. I could probably have killed one by dropping a brick on its head from a 2nd story window.
>>64305418>Why would you kill them though?He's an American and these things ARE ON HIS LAND. They are retarded like that.
>>64304843buy the canned tiger/big cat piss deterrent if they still make them.
>>64305471how the hell did that deer get back on here, I guess he's still assmad after his woman got pleasured by those guys.
>>64305264>deergsGotta be careful. If your dogs are female you'll end up with doors
>>64305421>nuisance deerDo they knock on your door and run away?
>>64304843>how to kill the native wildlife, so my barking shitmutts that fuck my wife and lick peanut butter off my balls can freely shit and piss all over my propertyi will never understand how the average amerimutt brain works
>>64308205Forcing nature to human will is very much a Euro thing. All those grand gardens at palaces in England, France, Hungary, Germany...they're all built around the principle of showing off how man bends nature to his will. Just what did you think the purpose of all those great hedge mazes, topiaries, etc, was exactly?Don't even get me started on the wholesale slaughter of animals so rich Eurofats could brag about who killed morehttps://vault.si.com/vault/1972/05/22/the-game-hog-of-dallowgill
>>64304843Just hang a couple salt licks way out on the property line or down the road a ways and buy a powerful strobe light
I did a smallish job in a place in Texas where you'd get yourself killed, buried, and the neighborhood would cover it up if you did anything to their local deer family
why are half the posters ITT retarded (European?). Yes you absolutely can hunt on your own land. Depends slightly on state/local laws regarding when and where it's safe to discharge a firearm. If you have a half acre plot in a neighborhood, probably not a good idea. If you are in the county and not super close to anybody then it's fine
>>64305096Imagine milking those udders, mama mia
>>64308308anon, you can't be this stupid. They're not questioning the legality of it, they're questioning the ethics of it. Which is really the pot calling the kettle black, as >>64308277 explains.
>>64308341Well there's a big ethical difference between shooting one or two nuisance deer on your property and shooting every deer you see on your property. There are other ways to deal with wildlife than just killing everything and most of them are easy and cheap.
>>64308341wtf are you talking about. OP is clearly asking about the legality. >muh heckin deerinosdeers are a pest what's the moral quandary
Just run a couple strands of horse fence, they'll figure it out after they get shocked a few times.
>>64308368You've never dealt with deer, obviously.
>>64304843Lucky bastard
>>64308357>wtf are you talking about.The general responses OP received in the thread.>OP is clearly asking about the legality. I'm not talking about OP. And neither is >>64308308. We're talking about the various people who replied to OP and are objecting to the idea of shooting the deer.>deers are a pest I agree.>deers are a pest what's the moral quandaryAsk the many people ITT who seem allergic to the idea of shooting the deer, not me.
>>64308368Have fun running electric fence at a height deer can't jump over. I see those forest whores at the back of my pastures, trying to entice my livestock to leave the farm and return to nature. They're like wood nymphs in a Greek play.
>>64308483>reeeeeee no you can't respond to the OP you have to address my schizo babbleno, I don't think I will.
>my dog is going to get stomped by a deerFucking New York transplant faggot detected lmao
>>64304879Holy shit lmao, no my fucking jack Russel terrier / German Shepard mix literally tackled one in my front yard the other day, the fuckers are harmless
Haha just imagine countless deer walking their toned and tanned asses right up to you... that would right right?
>>64304843Get a xbow, archery season is forever long and you can plink them off your porch quietly
Have none of you seen that video of a deer stomping a dog because a cat got too close to its baby?
>>64304870>>64304921>>64308971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaPJp9KmmFI
>>64309776the amount of pussies in the comment sectIon defending not doing anything if your dog is getting beating to death by a wild animal makes my blood boil. gutless cowards worthy of death
>>64304843deer are FRIENDS and I'm tired of pretending they're not
>>64309799You misunderstand. I doubt anyone is defending not doing anything if your dog is being attacked.It's more like we're puzzled why OP is worried about a nothingburger>>but buy my cherrypicked YT videosBlind leading the blind.>>64309001Sure we have. The question is why you are drawing wide sweeping conclusions from a single video?
>>64304843Asking anonymous people about matters that pertain to local law is not wise Anon...However, I wouldn't worry about it, when you have free deer pussy behind your house 24/7
>>64304862Where in the Fish and Wildlife regulations does it say you can do that sir?
>>64309776https://youtu.be/OopHv58HA9w?feature=shared&t=1634
>>64309806Sorry Anon but deer are FOOD.You want something delicious, make Steak Diane using a venison backstrap.The rich sauce complements the lean meat perfectly and masks any gameyness that might be present.
Here they're vermin that carry chronic wasting prion disease. Kill them all and incinerate them.
>>64308972haha I sometimes think about dropping out of a tree onto an unsuspecting deer and wrestling it to the ground and haha
>>64310458Not needed where I live as they just walk up to you, takes the sport out of it desu
>>64310375Never had deer until my hick friends had a bbq and grilled up a bunch of venison. Deer backstrap is one of my favorite foods, its insanely good
>>64310435Why does them having cwd matter to you? It's only transferable to other cervids. Bumpkins, I swear.
just shoot em, if you're worried about the legality then the best advice i can give you is to find some evidence that they're eating plants or something on your land and that you consider them a pest, that way you wont need a hunting license and tag, and you get free meat
They eat all the wild plants and even the bark of young trees, so if they multiply, the mountains become barren.
>>64304843retarded cityfag. Put up a fence for your shitty ill behaved dogs.
>>64304843the deer here walk on our gun range and don't afraid of anything they just know we can't shoot them
>>64305012c-cute..
>>64310375venison is so mid its painful.
>>64308582He doesn't need to fence in a whole pasture just a little chunk of his yard so his dog can shit in peace.
>>64310643It is transferable to any vertebrates under the right conditions you ignoramus.
>>64310375
>>64309776>Sthap et shhhtap etWhat r retard... not fucking shooing the cat... just fucking watch when thing escalatesThat doe should boot le whimen also
>>64312130You've never seen a deer jump a fence, have you?It would need to be at least twelve feet high.
What if i dont have a gun and they come annoy me?Can i kill them with an axe or something?
>>64304843Your dog might run up and make a friend. The does arent aggressive but the bucks are. Those can outrun your dog but he's more likely to get gored by some antlers.
>>64305243>How to get away with poaching>Step 1: don't get caught
>>64309823Where in the fish and wildlife regulations does it say I cant?
>>64312301CWD has not been seen to transmit to non cervids in nature and has NEVER been observed in a human. They were able to give it to ferrets, cows, etc., via brain injection, and that's it. You are free to find any source that proves otherwise.
>>64304843>bought a new house in PANo you didn't.
>>64310375I already have to cook for myself and my gf, why do I have to cook for Diane now too?
>>64304843you know what to do
>>64305038>The fish cops will fuck you up and take your shit if they find out, and your neighbors will probably call them if they notice.When I went for my CDL, I had to rent a truck and trailer from a school because my uncle's wouldn't pass inspection because he's a fucking hillbilly.They wanted me to drive with their guy for a couple hours so they could be sure i wouldn't just take their truck and wrap it straight around a tree.The school's instructor was this semi retired 70 year old Indian dude named Mike, he lived in eastern PA, but had driven to NJ for my checkout ride.He was a real card, very funny and easy to get along with. Had been in the US for 50 years, stories he told about truck driving in the 70s/80s were solid gold.We got to talking about his religion (Hinduism) somehow, and he came out with this banger:"You know those long legged wood rats that break into your garden and destroy your vegetables? Lord Vishnu put them on earth for you to have delicious food. You can eat them whenever you want!"Apparently his sons keep yelling at him to stop shooting deer for food because they're afraid he's going to get in trouble with the police given how strict PA is, but he just goes out on the porch and smokes one when he's hungry and they are available.
>>64313064Because it is called CJD in humans, idiot.
>>64304843>Can I legally just shoot them?Use a bow.
>>64313064Nigga, it's cause by fucking prions. It's just a matter of time.
>>64317033Nope, that's caused by a different prion.
>>64305158The reason why American deer are like this is because their brains are rotted from CWD.No idea why you don't even try to get rid of it
>>64318866And you smelly peons accuse us of being bad at geography. Look at a map of the U.S., it's a pretty big country. In some states you can drive for an hour in any direction and fins a place no human has set foot in centuries. Same reason we have so many border jumpers, because that's a lot of land to keep track of.
>>64304926Deer aren't even afraid of this guy lmao
>>64304843your best non-retard option is to get a ravin crossbowhttps://ravincrossbows.com/crossbowsthey also sell the bolts and the broadheads and have an optic with a calibrated reticle so you know where you are going to hit at distance. you don't have to learn archery, it's just point and shoot.
