The first guy to make and use a bow must've been a real piece of work I tell ya what. >Uhhhhhhhh me grug, me too much of pussy to kill wild animal with spear, me stand over here and shoot so me not have work too hardLiterally grow up and practice your sprints you lazy nigger. We're endurance hunters, we run, it's our whole thing. Stop being a faggot, use your legs and feed your family like a real man
>t. Seething oogacel While you're out, covered in shit chasing a hog for your fat wife Ooglina and her bastard children, us BowGODs have already taken the other boar back for a feast. With time to spare (for fucking stupid ooga tribe's fat ugly women while the men are out trying to catch shit by hand lmfao)
>>64306151>Calls my wife fatSorry my woman is able to eat all these MASSIVE FUCKING HOGS I DRAG HOME every day.>Muh Bowtard MustardRaceEven your art depicts you as pencil legged. Probably couldn't even squat 3 stone below parallel to save your little obloonga assCAPTCHA: 3 Lights in sky, 1 bat rotated slightly
>>64306118I like to think the first archers were really autistic about them and had proto-/k/ discussions on which tree is the best or how to hold them the best etc
Don't understand, spear always go far enough why need twinestick? Why mess with good thing? I hit with rock if not spear, where twinestick use? Hit even farer? Why even? How can I find animal if I hit wayfar away. Has no purpose or future, is executive toy.
>>64306118Grugs, you wouldn't believe this. I found infinite berry glitch. You take berry, bury it in the soil, more berry appears after season pass. I buried many berry outside of village. What are the implications of this?
>tfw nobowzUnga hate living in Doggerland...
>>64306171Fucking retard thinks it's worth it to wait 6 months to eat berry when you eat berry now and be happy haha have fun with your season old berries nerd
>>64306171Shut up stupid dirt fucker, this hunting thread, take gathering to dedicated campfire for gathering!
>>64306118Why is he wearing a scuba mask and rebreather backpack, is he alien?
>>64306118Grugs, me go in hunt and me see stupid nobowz using javelins. Nobowfagz tell me they easier. Nobowz never understand gray-grug mentality of always being ready,,,me conceal carry bow in tunic but arrow poke nutsack many. How no poke personal-berries when gray-grugging?
>>64306186Life evolved in the oceans
>>64306163>Sorry my woman is able to eat our failure children because THE MOTHERFUCKING HOGS ARE TOO FAST AND SHE KEEPS POPPING OUT OOGAS OF GRUG COLOR!!!FTFY oogacelBTW women PREFER BowGODs due to our lean figure. Unlike you lardassed handhunter FAGGOTS!!
I'd live in a place with trees for spears, rocks for throwing, and I think that orange boulder has iron in it so I could make a lathe or something for really good spears.
>>64306118>fixes your quiver and gaitWhen did you-grug start to self-load your arrows with feathers?
>>64306118the bow was probably used as a static traps initially and then as an aide in stampeding animals into killzones like cliffs or pit traps
>>64306194It's too late BowCuck, I have already depicted myself as the Chad built spearjack with huge penis and you as the starving bitch bowjack with no penis
>BOOM BOOM CRASH>Neanderthal break into caveWhat do?
>>64306231You can really tell how stupid spearaboos are. REAL men (BowGODs) only have one penis. Meanwhile the spearggots in your caveslop have two, in opposite directions. Now, I know that being a spearcel and all, you dont see a lot of women without their sabertooth tunic... but that width, where it is is indicative of hips. Fucking spearsissy...
>>64306238Grab rock, go innajungle
>>64306238Spearniggers will really say>"Erm, like, run at him of course!"Only to get absolutely demolished, thus leaving their women and children vulnerable, if they have them (big if)BowGODs? Pick up bow, aim at neanderthal, pull back arrow and then release. Typical spearggot L yet another BowGOD W
>>64306118How did prehistoric humans came up with bow anyway?
Just going to shit some autism on everyone I guess.Endurance running + beating with rocks & throwing rocks (6M years ago) —> spears for stabbing and throwing (400k years ago) —> atlatl for throwing real good (17k years ago) —> slings for throwing rocks real good (12k years ago)—> bows to throw mini spears super real good (10k years ago)
>>64306118Grugbros, I was just chipping flint for my new OTF knife (cavewallrel) and accidentally chipped this weird rock with green stripes on it that fell out of the fire into my flint pile. It broke apart and the brown stuff inside was way harder to chip than normal. Is this normal? Can it be used for anything?
>>64306271>Thinking you'll be able to use your bow in self defense This is how I know you're a NoBow, real /b/owmen know you can't leave your bow strung when it's not in use or you'll ruin the woodBack to Rockkit with you
>>64306273As for the invention of the bow. It was discovered independently at least a dozen times on every continent separately. Convergent mental evolution or something. Just the “next greatest thing” for throwing shit.They already had sinew for slings. Watching the energy of a tree bend and snap, or more likely a bent branch used to drive a snare, would have been an inspiration “how can I make that throw for me?”The earliest bows were extremely simple (and not nearly as good as what we think of as a bow) a mostly flat bendy stick tied with sinew to drive that energy into a tiny spear.
>>64306238I live near lake and stinky square heads are notoriously afraid of bathing so they'll never come within 200 paces of my home but even if they did, cavewallrel
>>64306304>Hard brown stuff insideGrugbros.... Mom found the poop knife
>>64306315>He doesnt keep a sacrificial rock-side bow thats strung and with arrows in reach (alongside spare bows)You're going to get clubbed in the booganooganing
>>64306118>weNo you are, lesser hominid. Me and my homies hunt you for sport with our bows. Seethe over your inferior throwing and tool use skills.
>>64306171You crazyHow you wait for berries to grow when hunting herd moves away?What you gonna do, just stay in one place your whole life?You crazy
>>64306407I grow more berry, and other plant. Give grug more time to practice cave painting.
Just got back from Gobekli Tepe. Many sexy grugettes there. They give snu-snu for three beads and two shells.
>>64306474I go there now pee hurt
Grugbros, me cut foot on rock and now foot turning green, what do?
>>64306118What kind of rock system to mount on string spear?
>>64306191Sounds legit.
>>64306474>Many sexy grugettesPost tits.
>>64306278How did stick + string = bow evolved. We can logically follow the evolution of rock, knife, spear, sword. But how did someone figure out tying a piece of string between a bent stick and then using the tension to propel an arrow? Must have been A L I Y U M S.
>>64307290pretty easy.>some grug figure out you can put a rope on a sapling to bend it>woah, when you let go there's lots of force>what if we bend tree, and leave it>put fruit as bait>lol get snared idiot>bending tree has lots of power, sometimes even snaps animal necks>can throw things too>haha throwing things is fun>what if grug cut down a little tree, and tied with rope?>could take bent tree with grug everywhere>could throw things with tree all the time>what if>guys what if grug throws spear with bent branch?
>>64306171You am play gods!
>bowgrugs>spearoogsBoth dumb. Best is trap. Make trap, go home, sleep, come back, food in trap.
>>64307436you just wanna fuck grugs wearing gruggette clothesit still gay even if you call it a trap
>>64307436>me in tribe of low hill>tribe need fight tribe of high hill>Big Ungabunga say lay trap in path, high hill walk into path and become animal for eating but grug instead>Idiot grug need explain 5 times>Go with other to path>Lay down sharp branch trap>Idiot grug there>Idiot grug tie branch bad, NCO grug has to come help>Idiot grug step back into own trap>Leg is now like animal in trap but is idiot grug>Idiot grug scream like big scary animal>Other grugs laugh but scared a little>We call idiot grug grugleg now and grugleg never tie trap again>Think back on grugleg and chuckle whenever tie branch now>Grugleg good grug, die same night but very good grug until then
>>64306171https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5RrGFBbbSY
Okay>Proceed to shoot an arrow through your abdomen >run around you while you're slowly getting stuck with more arrows>slowly bleed to death>Proceed to fuck your wife & kids The bow allows 100% evasion chance in encounters when farming fauna or PVP
>>64306118>we run, it's our whole thingNo, we develop and use TOOLS. Sometimes we RUN out of ideas though. That's our whole things.
>>64308438Real Mount & Blade hours over here. I would simply wait until you are asleep then sneak into your camp and hit you with a big bone.
>>64306171NO GRUG DON'T DO IT
>>64308777Weeeelp, time for another run in bannerlord. Thanks man
>>64306205>Rock has iron oxide in it>I'll make it into a precision instrumentMissed a couple of steps there
>>64309178I don't see the problem?
>>64306171why put berries in dirt? Berries with dirt tastes like bunga
>>64306118>The first guy to make and use a bow must've been a real piece of work I tell ya what.I am 100% sure first bows were used as toys.
