Good news bros, a donkey was liberated! https://censor.net/en/videonews/3575623/russian-military-equipment-trophy-donkeyDoes it count as a trophy or as a prisoner? What is the standard procedure in these cases?
>>64308828It goes to a kids petting zoo in lviv and vatniks try to iskander it like the strategic objective it is
I wonder if you can eat a donkey.
>>64308942Salami is traditionally made from donkeys.
>>64308942I’m sure Central Asians do all of the time like they with horses. I know Serbia make boutique cheese out of donkey milk.
>>64308851Don't you remember when they killed and ate animals in a zoo they occupied?
>>64309378They stole the raccoon from Kherson.
>>64309387That was so fucking left-foeld I'm still scratching my head about it.>>64309352>Salami is traditionally made from donkeysO rly? How is it compared to the average pork salami?
>>64309330Pokrovsk status?
>>64309420Who wouldn't want a raccoon?>>64309330I'm sure it was 7 million in Kursk and 300 billion crippled.
>>64309330If Ukraine is taking such vastly lopsided casualties, why is Russia still losing and sending old men with walking sticks to the front?
Do we know if the donkey is safe? I would like more information
>>64309330these niggers are getting less sophisticated
>>64309330>The victory that redeemed not only Kupyansk but also the 70,000 the AFU left as manure in Kursk and 190,000 cripples brought back home but only after being meatwaved in other fronts and thn returned the indirect way by body swaps
>>64309449It''s literally a babushka retirement plan now. They sent their 70+ old husbands and the family gets the bonuses. THe old men know they're going off to die.
>>64308828>Does it count as a trophy or as a prisoner?>AFU and Oryx trying to decide where to count it as a captured POW or a captured vehicle
>>64309639If its refurbished and put into Ukranian service call it a capture, if its part of a prisoner exchange then a POW
>>64309639Captured equipment, since there might be a receipt for it somewhere but I doubt it has enlistment papers.
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>>64308828The donkeys don't have kiev in sight anymore.... it's over Russia. The Donkeys now have Moscow in sight... the worm has turned. Tell me Ukraine anons how does it feel to have that power of the donkey now?
>>64309665>if its part of a prisoner exchange then a POWwisdom of Solomon>>64309751>there might be a receipt for it somewhere but I doubt it has enlistment papersI'm willing to bet it has enlistment papers just so the unit CO gets the sign-up bonus
>>64309449>Comrade Putin, I have come up with a genius plan to reduce expenditures on our state-funded retirement payments to the citizens of Russia>Ook Ooook
>>64308828It's more reliable than the standard Russian vehicles by a long shot.
>>64308942Before coronavirus there was a restaurant in Rome that served all sorts of unusual meat cuts, including the not even legal to sell donkey sphincter: yes, you could actually eat the ass of the ass in a fine restaurant.
>>64308942>I wonder if you can eat a donkey.I had it in Italy. It's okay
>>64308828>the ass has been seized
>>64308828This makes me happy, I like donkeys and I don't want them to get droned/raped/eaten. Also one could says the ass is truly in the ass as the ass has switched sides and now the pigs control the ass.
>>64308828based russians stole pets in occupied ukraine for this shit being the cunts they are
>>64309449Haven't run out yet.
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>>64311404I can understand not wanting them killed or hurt but why would you like donkeys
>>64311899Because they make Mules.
>>64311899Look at this guy and tell.me you don't like him.
>>64311984He cute
>>64309606>and the family gets the bonusesWell, sometimes.
>>64309459>UNACCEPTABLE CONDUCTAlways gets me.
>>64308828WARCRIME))))))
>>64310108Do you not know the origins of the meme you stole and then morphed into a horrid anti-white caricature of itself?
>>64312602Since when Russian Turko-Mongols have been white?
>>64309420>How is it compared to the average pork salami?I bought donkey fermented sausage (fuet like) once in mediterranean shop and it was tasty. Woudln't probably notice there's a donkey meat in it, had some spices and it was great overall.
>>64312602Yeah it first appeared on /int/ and became a meme when some vatnik got super butthurt and wrote a massive post crying about how it was disrespecting the image of the russian presidentShit was fucking hilarious and immediately catapulted monke putin to everlasting fame here on the 'chans
Oh my God, is the chinlet still crashing out?When he's gonna start sperging about thousands he totally killed?
>>64312625Russia is really the West in like a timewarp. Looking into our past...https://youtu.be/hdgqJTq0fLk
>>64312625Didn't someone leak a discord chat from the vatniks pissed about monke putin meme shortly afterwards?
>>64312666I dont think discord existed back then
>>64308828>Does it count as a trophy or as a prisoner?is frenif not fren, why fren shaped?
>>64312602>Russians>White
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>>64308828Give him some food
>>64312648It's funny because dubya would probably find monkey memes mildly annoying at worst and somewhat funny if it's a good meme, whereas tsar Monke would have whoever made it shot and thrown out a window because it hurt his widdle feelings.
>>64312625During the first few days of the war, the feeling was initially gloomy and that Russia will steamroll Ukraine like they did in Georgia. However, I knew a corner was turned when the monke meme surfaced. A defeated country will never allocate brainpower to create memes. I knew then that the Ukies will pull through. That, and also the Scooby doo van in the much hyped '"''''''2nd Wave""'''"".
>>64311984>Russian resupply run 2025
>>64311984cutie
>>64311374so the ass is out of the ass' ass and then the ass is in my ass and then out of the ass again.
>>64311984I for one salute this /k/ /an/ alliance.
>>64312790kinda uncanny, ngl
>>64311374>>64311380So they eat donkeys in Italy. Good to know.
>>64313270>excuse me, did you ever see a gordonk kiss a gordonk on the gordonk?
>>64309387>>64309420>>64309439>Day 13xx idc>I am rememberedto the americunts wondering why they made a spectacle out of this: Racoons are considered extremely exotic animals in Europe. Their cute eyes and some cat-like appearances also helps. Russia has the highest rate of domesticated cat ownership worldwide. I am happy for the donkey.
>>64313337>Racoons are considered extremely exotic animals in Europe.Nah, they're shoot to kill pests in Germany.
>>64313797I will admit I was not aware of them becoming more and more of an Issue, I am finding a lot of articles from 2024. I have never encountered one or reports about them. From the stuff I gather it seems they mostly come from Germany.
>>64313828https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/mammals/raccoons-in-germany
>>64313797You can still see them in 164 German zoos.https://zootierliste.de/en/?klasse=1&ordnung=115&familie=11512&art=1120304
>>64314092Many of those aren't zoos (Tierpark) but Wildparks which usually specialize in local and European animals (like raccoon dogs and nandus).
>>64314161If you check their inventory you'll still see a lot of non-invasive foreign species. They just keep animals that are less demanding.
>>64314203It's mostly animals that can deal with the German climate.
>>64313797One of the few times I agree with the Germans, I hate the fuckers. Lost way too many hens to them
>>64314227And that don't have a costly diet.Germany could have t-i-g-e-r-s but nobody is going to pay for their food.
>>64314253They have bobcats, though.
>>64311899Donkeys are your brothers in arms. They, too, have to carry heavy shit and get shot at, only to get paid in food and little else.
>>64309459That physiognomy!>>64309790>the worm has turned>>64311384>the ass has been seized>>64311404>Also one could says the ass is truly in the ass as the ass has switched sides and now the pigs control the ass.New Ziggerism just dropped! Pic related!>now everything is about everything
>>64308828>What is the standard procedure in these cases?Start the soup. We eatin' good tonight.
>>64311984Cute
>>64308942I would assume most cuts of Donkey would be rather tough, my father had horse meat before and said it was super tough; so I figure that Donkeys would be kind of the same.
>>64311899get one and you'll never have a coyote problem again. just keep the dogs away from 'em until they understand the difference.
>>64313337Pastanon here. I wish I could have a tamed racoon to cuddle. They're cute and non-existent here in Italy. I too am happy for the donkey, I hope he goes OK to live a happy life.
>>64311984He actually wanted to play with the cameraman, didn't he?
>>64314389I think any animal that's low in fat will have tough meat. Cougars and panthers are probably the same.
>>64311984Hahaha what a fun little guy
>>64314389>>64316006Just braise it.
