Peakeroni
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>>64312220could be better
>>64312220Was that the source for this?
>>64312220>>64312311
>>64312220>he's watching your sixYeah probably going for the MRE i have poking out of my backpack
>>64312220https://youtu.be/odvpOLqbFdQ?si=sC-GjJ2iocYcvJAg&t=28
>>64312220hahah
>>64312311yep
>>64312341Check emIf I get 6, you go to bed, Tyler
>>64312383imagine ignoring >>64312345's digits
>>64312220it's /k/ino
>>64312341>i'll see you in Valhalla
>>64312254If the Russians turned Seagal into a foxgirl a lot could be forgiven.
>>64312220funny how it's van dam and not van damme, becaue both actors can't stay in the same room together.
>>64312220Most accurate depiction of a redditor in a combat zone
Complete and utter /k/ino thread?
>>64313455>both "based on true events" and "never happened" on the coverBold choice
>>64312226>PeakeroniMore like pepperoni. And a few pounds of it.
>>64312220Anyone got the webm of him changing shoulders when he checks corners or whatever? It looks lazy as fuck.
>>64312311>>64312317I don't understand, why would they have this fat and bloated lolcow starring as a super hardcore operator? I'm sure there were way better actors with some renown available. Van Damme would've been a better choice, the guy practically worked for peanuts for a while.
>>64312959instead they are turning seagull into the Michelin Man>>64313864seagull either writes the scripts or dictates them. thus he only takes part if there are three things in the movie>secret ex SF operator/CIA>strip clubs>most action scenes either sitting or driving he is deeply involved in laundering money for the mafias, that is why vatnikstan welcomed him with open arms as soon as he ran there. monke himself handed him the passport personally
>>64313991I'd love for him to make a movie where he's sitting down in every scene, and all of the fights involve him doing aikido from a chair.
>>64314334I thought he already has scenes in his movies where he does exactly that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJO6ya4ezIA
>>64314334And have a team of people pulling the chair around when he needs to go from point A to point B in a scene.
>>64312220>>64312226>>64312248>>64312311Not bad, anon-san, but I raise you...
>>64314398...and then I finish you off with my finishing blow!
>>64312341I don't want him to, though. Can I talk to the SHARP rep?
>>64312341>he' watching your six...last tendies
>>64313455This is not kino, this is just an airliner set, a cockpit set and a shed with a ham radio. Thats all youre going to see, and God help you if youre an autist for airplanes
>>64313864He writes and produces them himselfI'm not sure he has the awareness to realize how ridiculous it is>Van DammeSeagull literally hates him because Van Damme can actually fight
>>64313864These direct-to-trashbin movies get made so Steven can launder money for the Russian Mafia.
>>64312220Your avarage Shawn Ryan Show guest.
>>64312220Looking at that picture I actually wonder if they cast Rob Van Dam just so they could put "Van Dam" on the cover art and trick our boomer fathers into thinking Jean Claude Van Damme was in it.
>>64312220Seagal was always an edgelord, but dman is it depressing to see how far he's fallen.
>>64315326He was always fraud and a gutless tool with zero acting talent.The very martial art he claims to be a master of, and live in Japan to study, is fake. Akido is about as real and useful as WWE-style exhibition wrestling.Even at the hight of his fame he kept playing harder than he really was, getting called out for it, getting beat up by random dudes and stuntmen, and playing it off like it never happened, even when he got beaten/choked unconscious and shat himself.Segal was always fraud, not just an edgelord. He could never prove any of his claims to badassery. He just pulled wild claims, like 50-0 fight records, out of his ass and expected people to keep believing him.
>>64314606>>Van Damme>Seagull literally hates him because Van Damme can actually fightReminder>In an interview in 2008, Stallone reminisced about the episode that marked the high point of the Van Damme-Seagal rivalry.>In 1997, the star held a party at his Miami mansion and invited several distinguished personalities such as Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Don Johnson, Shaquille O’Neal and Madonna. JCVD and Steven Seagal also attended.>According to Stallone, “Van Damme was sick of Seagal going around saying he could kick his ass whenever he wanted, so he sought him out and told him to go out in the yard so he could prove his point. But Seagal made excuses and left.”>“Seagal went to a nightclub on Ocean Drive in Miami, but Van Damme, who was furious, went after him and told him again that he wanted to fight him. Seagal ran away, Houdini-style. Who would have won? I have to say Van Damme was very strong and Seagal didn’t want to fight. That’s my opinion,” Stallone said.
>>64314401>not posting the angry Doctor Who shotCome on.
>>64313747Already posted:>>64312317
Tactical advantage of snatching every motherfucker birthday?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJX92PZSp5A
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc&pp=ygUUc3RldmVuIHNlYWdhbCByZWdnYWU%3D
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>>64318787kek I hate when actors try the singer route, the only one I actually liked his songs was Jackie Chan.
>>64312863this
>>64319027Will Smith, when he was young and not retarded, had some decent songs.
>>64319123> Will SmithFor some reason I always saw him as a singer that became an actor, but yes you are right. Too bad his current image is as dead as Seagal's.
>>64319027there were a couple of hong kong action stars who went hard into cantopop as well and actually turned out well, but that was more common over there
>>64319123Not saying much, honestly.Even Eddie Murphy had a few hit songs.They all fucking sucked, but they got radio play nevertheless.
>>64312317he desperately needs side plates, ngl
>>64312220> thoughts ?The line of Presidential continuity was broken with the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy, every subsequent US President has been invalid and the office is vacant on a conceptual level.
>Professional stuntman Gene LeBell allegedly got into an on-set altercation with Seagal over his mistreatment of some of the film's stunt performers. After the actor claimed that, due to his aikido training, he was "immune" to being choked unconscious, LeBell supposedly offered Seagal the opportunity to prove it. With Seagal's permission, LeBell then successfully choked him unconscious, with Seagal losing bowel control.
>>64323579Nah, the line of succession was maintained according to the Presidential Succession Act.
>>64323579agreed. every president after Kennedy was shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2B9jyZTp4w
>>64312220>Ey, OP, wad took u soo long? Still sore 'bout da fiddy bughs?
