Previously on /ak/: >>64306906Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!>https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
foxhole
>>64307088indomitable human spirit
I just spilled whiskey everywhere god fucking dammit
I think I'm going to get an M1A and set it up like picrel
>>64316728half of yoga isn't the stretching my guy. It's the peace. It's the wonderful music which sounds vaguely ethnic but not really. It's the tight asses and thick thighs. you should try it sometime, hags in these places want literally any man to talk to them
God bless Fox fridayalso thanks for posting Stack and Ado earlierhttps://youtu.be/oAuKa5NOzWEhttps://youtu.be/pCrR2_-cwCY
>>64316762Just checked and yoga is a jeet thinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoga
>>64316782amen
Apparently Polila is making an artbook compilation of all his workhttps://x.com/planetapolilla/status/1970859058254254243I reaaaally hope this is some sort of printed physical releasewould make for an EXCELLENT coffee table book
>>64316705Reminder.
Would you, could you, with a zipperhead?
>>64316984That sign can't stop me, because I can't read!
I just got done playing some games with homies. What are you up to anon?
>>64317841nothingi should probably do stuff, but it's saturday and i'm lazing around drinking Inka and eating a cinnamon bun
>>64317841I woke up in a cold sweat about 30 minutes ago. I'm about to eat some shrimp.
>>64316762Ah, you go there for all the moms
HATO mandated fox girls fresh from the Lviv bio labs
>>64317992>Stacy fox in the front smiling and happy along with everyone else>human becky in the back questioning her life
>>64317992Fox tails may be a liability in the trenches tho
>>64318006>ear protectors on actual fox earsすばらしい
>>64318071But no helmet because how do you even make a helmet for those
What about wolves? Wolf wednesday?
>>64318235Same way you do with the devil women duh
>>64318771
God I want fox-RPK-16 to go in to heat and rape me relentlessly for days on end
>>64318796
>>64318803
Soxgirl fex
>>64317974Before I got with my current girl, yeah. It's hella nice to have all those cute older women be sweet to you.
>>64316762I wish drop holsters weren't sucky to actually wear, they look very convenient and cool.
>>64318764Wolf women are peak. The perfect combination of being deadly but cute.
I like ao dai's, I think they look cute.
>>64318764Fun fact, wolves are monogamous and mate for life.The whole alpha thing isn't true at all and came from a study that took a bunch of random wolves that didn't know each other and threw them into a cage together, real wolf packs are literally just the mating pair and their children.
I don't have any wolf girls, so have this instead.
>>64318784Unless the horns were perfectly evenly spaced apart for their entire length, how would you put the helmet on? If they flair out towards the top the holes will be too close together to fit the tips through.
>>64318796I wouldn't mind
>>64319843Of course you don't
Why did God curse me to lust after eastern european women!? God I love their accents, especially russian and ukrainian ones. Need cute blonde soviet wife to make me blinis in the morning
>>64320007I blame Metro
>>64319843I ordinarily have no interest in her, and yet I'll be damned if that image doesn't make me feel things every time I see it.
>>64319228Based; they cover everything yet hide nothing.
>>64319228
>>64320091>tell your family you've started dating a nice Germany or Czech girl>Introduce her>She's Vietnamese
>>64319985>>64320051Women taking advantage of you is hot, don't know what to tell you>>64320358Vietnam was a French colony if I'm not mistaken
>>64320358This brings up a good point, at what point of assimilation do you introduce her as German/Czech vs. Viet?
>>64320394>Women taking advantage of you is hot, don't know what to tell youyou'd know, wouldn't you?
>>64320397I'd say if she was born there and speaks the language fluently (so pretty much all of them younger than 40) you could jokingly call her Czech/German to mess with people who don't know about that little historical fun fact
>>64320406I think what ruined it was I thought I was gonna actually get ass raped by a man and not some mexican gal
>not some mexican galwho was just groping me
>>64320394>Women taking advantage of youSecond poster you replied to here: I'm not entirely sure that's what it is. I think it's more due to the intense desire and intimacy.
>>64318170Is that a benelli supernova?
>>64316705>>64316746You secured Foxu Friday at the blue hour just as was done with Miko Monday. It seems my strategy is in need of refinement
>>64320477yeah
>>64318796>heat?
>>64320418Is it Phamu Saturday yet?
>>64320666https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estrous_cycle
>>64320672Saigon Saturday?
>>64320688
>>64319273Wouldn't the parents be the alphas then?
>>64320727No. The entire phenomenon exists solely in wolves kept in captivity.
>>64320727"Alpha" implies an earned position, like he had to fight other wolves to be the leader, not really the same as just being the packs parents.
>>64320682oh i miss the "in to" part
>>64320727Only in terms of having authority over their subordinates, with completely different relations and social dynamics from the popular misconception.If you're interested, here's a short explanation from the scientist who originally popularized the concept of "alpha" wolves (and has since renounced it, as advancements in technology etc have enabled more effective studies of wild populations which have pretty much debunked it being their natural typical behavior):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNtFgdwTsbUDominance theory is like vaccines causing autism, in that it's been disproven long ago and yet keeps getting circulated by normies, resulting in unnecessary harm as retards attempt to apply it in disciplining dogs; even if it were true, feral packs of dogs behave completely differently from wolves, so anyone trying to establish themselves as "alpha" to their retriever is just being an asshole to it for no reason (looking at you, Caesar Milan)