>>64324159
You could do a lot worse than the average gay man in the military. He has his shit together, decent fitness, has a stable career, probably will have a pension in the long run. Don't let /k/ stop you.

WHO
FUCKING
CARES

>>64324159
shouldn't you keep your mind focused on killing ?

/k/ talks about their endless drama with fat chicks and weird polyamory parties (again with fat chicks and one thin chick).

>>64324171
Yeah, killing themselves. Also 90% of military suicides over over 5/10s. I'd love nothing more than a PowerPoint of suicided servicemen with a picture of the uggo they killed themselves over right next to them.

>>64324159
No fags allowed. Kys homo.

>>64324202
t. neverserved

I'm not gay, but when I see naked dudes I get horny and jack off.

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>>64324222
>I'm not gay
>gayest shit you ever heard

>>64324159
Incredibly foolish, I would even be really hesitant to date a woman seriously as a civilian. Please do not do that to yourself. Women basically only exist in the military to help serve men’s erections. They’re like the modern form of spartan concubine boys.

>>64324225
Radovan has broken containment! someone get hem back to /ak/ quick!

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>>64324235
You're not deporting my ass

>>64324169
>has his shit together
if he had his shit together and wasnt a raging alcoholic, he wouldnt have joined the military. they are the definition of man children

>>64324225
>>64324246

Cell Block C - lights off!

>>64324302
C deez nuts on your face

>>64324159
It really isn't any different from dating a coworker. Bad idea in general, but not just because of the organization they work for.

>>64324159
Females in the military have a higher body count than a third world dictator. Females who have been on deployment have a body count so high Genghis is jealous. Don't "date" females in the military. Take penicillin if you even think about running one through.

I saw a couple of really stupid ones. One guy in my platoon had his "not girlfriend" he was sleeping with and she'd regularly give random blowjobs to the other guys in the barracks. Some staff sergeant that knocked up some private because she said she was on the pill and they got married and divorced like 6 months after the kid was born and now he has to pay child support. The most spectacular one was in italy with 173'd where a couple of dudes who were dating the same girl got into a knife fight and one gut sliced the other ones belly open and he spilled his guts all over the tarmac. Somehow they managed to just push that shit back in again and he was RTD 3 weeks later. Some of them work out though, but most don't due to training rotations etc.

Never date anyone in your own unit though. The amount of cheating soldiers do is insane and then you'd still have to work with them later even if they're not in your chain of command.

>>64324159
weapons?

>>64324159
When I was active duty I had a hard rule about not fucking any military women which saved me a lot of drama, but then I crossed over into the guard and ended up hooking up with one of our recruiters at the unit christmas party. The good news was that she was hot as fuck and the pussy was tight, the bad news is that she was a crazy bitch and accused me a few months later when she wanted to get into a committed relationship and I just wanted to tap that.
Beat the case since she consented to everything, but it caused a lot of drama since she was a smokeshow and the best performing recruiter and I'm an ugly bridge troll.
Moral of the story, don't fuck around with military women. Found a nice civilian girl after that who makes more money than I do and lets me do stuff to her butt.

>>64324553
>lets me do stuff to her butt
just admit your gay anon, it's ok

>>64324553
>Found a nice civilian girl after that who makes more money than I do and lets me do stuff to her butt.
Living the dream.

>>64324553
>Found a nice civilian girl after that who makes more money than I do and lets me do stuff to her butt
Nice. Every girl I ever dated including my wife has been hot but broke and a cold fish

>>64324159
Married a medic, surprise surprise she cheated when she was at cadet training trying to become an officer.
The army really, really didn’t like that so now she’s doing something else as a civilian. I don’t keep tabs on her so I couldn’t tell you.
Periodically I’ll bang the female dog handlers when I get the opportunity to work with them, but I keep everyone else at arm’s length.
I don’t recommend being with them at all

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>kills a bunch of deaf mute retards over a 4/10
https://youtu.be/OX3i_VEIAnw

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>blows brains out over a fat chick
No one cares about your relationshit, take it to r9k

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don't make your problems everyone elses problem. you are gay. your gf is ugly. you deserve your problems that you created. suffer in silence unironically.

>>64324820
>female dog handlers
I, uh, I got some bad news for you...

Bong reservist here. One of our clerks who deployed off to Afghanistan was actually sent back after getting caught being 'airtighted' on four occasions by different men.

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All aspects of military life is just poor people bringing their lifestyle into the limelight. This is how poor people live and now theyb have a stableish job.

>>64325056
They be handling my dog, iykwim

>>64324256
Military is ine of the best options available in this economy

>>64324159
Don’t.

If you have any good stories, I'd love to hear them.

>>64324169
>probably will have a pension in the long run.
Not if Kegseth has his way.

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>>64324159
I wouldn't recommend it. Don't shit where you eat, etc etc. (Assuming you're in the military or are planning to be). If you're a civilian wanting to date a girl in the military, I have one question. Why?

In my first unit there was this girl, the chaplain's assistant. She was married, but that didn't stop her from fucking a tenth of the battalion. She even DM'd me the first day I met her to flirt. Her husband, a civilian, worked at the Wendy's on base. She announced her pregnancy shortly after we all got back from deployment. Her replacement was also similarly slutty, but at least she wasn't married, and still isn't. Even when the girls aren't total sluts, especially in units that are 99% males (I've only been with the infantry and have minimal exposure to pogs), dudes will go out of their way, tripping over each other trying to get in the girl's pants. On that same deployment, we had a wook from an an MLG motor T section embedded with my (all male) company. Even the weakest dudes (at least with rucking) were going out their way to motivate her, or help carry her pack when she got tired. Super embarrassing to watch. On a different assignment I had to tard wrangle some guys straight out of training, one female married the first dude she let get in her pants, only to leave him while he was deployed, and then shack up with her supervisor later. Many more cases to varying degrees that I have observed in my many years, these were just two that stood out to me.

Tl;dr, its for the best that you avoid military women. In the military, chances are you'll travel far, and make contact with foreign hotties. Start there if you can.

>>64325500
only if you're a compulsive fuck up who needs to be treated as he was a 8 year old

>>64324159
>After we got out she cut her tits off and changed her name to Mark
Don't do it

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>>64324159
that this book exists should tell you all you need to know.

>>64324159
Fucking female POGs is awesome but bleach your dick. Everything they say is a lie, try to reverse trap them into forever owing you support.
Take pics and hold it over them.

>>64324169
>He has his shit together
>Wears diapers

>>64324159
I've only fucked a few women actually in the military, I mostly zero in on lonely wives and girlfriends when I'm visiting San Diego for work. I've rawdogged like 12 of them now, I love it.

Thanks America for sending all your fit young men off to do dumb shit in the middle of the ocean and/or desert. This Canadian salutes you.

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>>64324553
>Found a nice civilian girl after that who makes more money than I do and lets me do stuff to her butt.

>>64324553
now that's a tale with a fucking fairytail ending

does /k/ have the most sexhavers on this entire website? seems like all of you are fucking some variety of military/uniformed woman

>>64329108
No, it's just that military women are easy. Do a short enlistment and find out

>>64324159
Someone post the skittles blowjobs greentext.

>>64329152
This actually tracks, I know this guy that got his back blown out at the end of 68W AIT.

>>64329152
Shorted him on the agreed upon skittles, baka.

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>>64324225
Get the fuck back to /ak/ balkanboo

>>64329152
Pastor Steven Anderson made a sermon about a rival preacher in Arizona that he found out had lasted less than 3 weeks in the marines training. The story goes that the guy told them he was gay in order to be discharged, and the drill instructor told him to prove it, and then something happened that resulted in his removal

TALK ABOUT THE WIFE SWAPPING
And sharing. sharing is caring

>>64329118
>be me, motor-tuh deployed overseas
>dispatched with a qt female to pick up some pallets from the base flightline
>female is driving an old ass M915 tractor-trailer (a regular ass Intertrashional painted desert tan) and fucks up getting through the serpentine barriers at the entrance, ends up running straight into a pole
>"fuck Anon, this is my third accident this year and they're gonna pull my license. If you don't tell SSG I'll suck your dick."
>okay.gif
>she sucked my sweaty, unwashed dick right there in the driver's seat
>it was mid but I felt up her boobs and they were nice and firm. Nice.
>loaded up our shit and made it back to our yard, motor sergeant immediately notices the giant dent in the front
>"Anon wtf happened out there?"
>"Yeah my bad SSG I wasn't using my mirrors"
>he immediately calls bullshit because I'm a good driver and she's a retard
>she gets her license pulled, nothing bad happens to me
everything went better than expected.jpg

>>64329108
the boards with the greatest proportion of normal functioning members of society will always have the greatest proportion of sex havers
but to answer your question no, that's a tie between /diy/ and /lgbt/ although they both exclusively have gay sex

>>64324159
Every military girl I had sex with was on antidepressants, and the only civilian girl I had sex with while I was in the military was also on antidepressants. It was very strange.

One night shift I was shooting the shit with my coworker and we got to the topic of this girl in the unit he fucked, and I was like oh hey I matched with her on Tinder but we never hung out. He was like "Wait, you haven't had sex with her?" Not in the sense that he heard rumors that I had, but in the sense that basically every dude on base had, and I was the odd one out. lmfao

uhh I thought I had more funny anecdotes, but that's kind of it outside of doxable stories actually.

>>64329108
Yes. But with four legged females of the cervus persuasion.

>>64324159
Does anyone have a screencap of this one thread from over a decade ago where OP asked if his girlfriend was going to cheat on him in the military, and then one guy replied with a series of elaborate metaphors (like "she will have so many ducks in her ass thay they will resemble the tail of peacock"), before ending with "SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES"?

>>64325140
>caught being 'airtighted'
whats that mean

>>64330498
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/18190548/#18190802
This one?

>>64330551
Might have been the same guy but in a different thread

>>64324159
Female servicemembers get ran through 100% of the time, sorry I don't make the rules.
Male servicemembers shouldn't date anyone - just go fuck townies and wear protection so you don't get chained to a hillbilly 6/10 long beyond she hits the wall.

>>64330551
Nah, thanks for looking though anon. "So many dicks in her ass that they will resemble the tails of a peacock" was only one of the lines. And the guy literally ended his post with "SHE IS GONNA FUCK A LOT OF DUDES". It probably wasn't /k/, it might have been on /r9k/ or /b/, over 15 years ago even. The thread always comes into my mind whenever there's a thread about military women, but it might be lost forever.

>>64330581
Yeah, shit people were quoting it in 2011, there must be a cap floating around somewhere.

>>64329757
they put everyone on antidepressants at the drop of a hat
antidepressants are the religion of the atheist masses

>>64330531
stuffed in all holes, therefore, "airtight"

>>64324159
Everyone in the military is retarded and trash. Think how dumb you have to be to join that mess just to make 16k a year after taxes which is much lower than part time mcsloppas or shartmart wages. These people are legitimately stupid and will have the trashy culture to go along with it. Expect to get cheated on then have to fight Tyrone over it.

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Back in the day I briefly dated some Sgt chick who was an anchor on the AFN.

>>64330717
>stuffed in all holes, therefore, "airtight"
yikes

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>>64324222
>Ice T has entered the chat

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>>64324169
Agreed, just smash femboy bussy and NEVER get married or have a gf while in the military.

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>>64324159
>dating the communal barracks fleshlight

>>64330717
>antidepressants are the religion of the atheist masses

more like the communion, but yeah

>>64336106
ah yes, you're right
therapy the religion, antidepressants the "host"

>>64324159
>Army officer's school
>Chummy with first year cadet girl
>Making up the courage to ask her out
>Learn she's a massive whore
>Fucked half the infantry school and moving towards the artillery (my turf)
>Ghost her

>>64331931
Christ that toast looks horrible
what self respecting man would feed his bro that burned shit

>>64324553
>>64324808
>>64324815
How the fuck does one find a regularly-into-butt girl? (Don’t really care how much she makes desu.)

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>>64324159
Going to share
>be me
>meet girl at college, hit it off
>2 years in she demands I propose or we’re done
>i, being a young dumb cuck, propose
>spend the next ten years sacrificing for this woman
>directly impacted my career, my future, my health, etc.
>fast forward. I’m in the army reserve and she is working a crappy job she hates despite my paying for her college and supporting us all through her education.
>suggest she join military in her specialist role as they’re desperate for women DEI hires
>they hire her on the spot
>goes off to boot camp while I get a mortgage and renovate a house where she will be posted.
>3 weeks in she calls and tells me she met someone, and she doesn’t want me there when she gets home
>I leave and put everything I own in a U-Haul and drive 4000km in the dead of winter to my nearest living relative.
>start putting life back together
>meanwhile
>turns out exwife was banging the other guy for a long time and had chosen her posting to be closer to him
>dude has three kids (all from different baby mamas) and convinces my ex to marry him and be his broodmare
>a week before the wedding she walks in on him fucking a friend
>doesn’t stop just tells her to get used to it
>she caves, stays with him longer but eventually leaves after it’s plain he just intended to use her as a live in nanny for his bastards that he can fuck on occasion
>leaves him
>sleeps with her CO
>gets caught and redeployed to a shitty base in the middle of nowhere
>sleeps with her new CO
>turns out she’s pregnant, probably CO#1’s but tells new CO it’s his
>he marries her despite being a divorcee with two kids
>she has kid, looks nothing like new cuck husband but he goes along with it.
>proceeds to start fucking all the hot guys in the unit
>gets pregnant again from who knows
>cuck husband also accepts it as his
>continues to be the Unit Bicycle, will probably get pregnant again with another Chads kid knowing Betabux CO will provide funding.

>>64324159
Cousin shot her boyfriend in the dick over an argument about vacation. They're married now. He was her nco

>>64336576

Also, since I ran out of room for the reveal, my ex is a Chaplain.

>>64329523
That story's low-key enough to be believable

>>64336583
>>64336576
Aw, I'm sorry to hear, bud. Hope you found a better lady like>>64324553 did

Why'd you fold so easily and leave the house you both owned? False accusations?

>>64324159
>African shitbag marries crazy fat white woman
>Proceed to get drunk and beat each other every night
>My buddy lives in the same cul-de-sac and it becomes a nightly ritual to watch them throw bottles of ciroc at each other
>The MPs come multiple times
>They start chaptering him
>One night she comes screaming out the front door and gets in their piece of shit CRV
>He comes out punching the window screaming that he is going to kill her
>We have the MPs personal numbers at this point
>She drives off
>He drives off
>Next morning he doesn’t show up to formation
>He did a drive by on their kids school hoping to get her at child drop off

>Have two best buds from AIT
>Bud A starts dating an army 9
>Noice
>We graduate before they do but same duty station so whatever
>Bud B hook ups with her
>Now my buds hate each other
>They get married and have a kid
>She cheats on him too
>Bud A hears about this and smashes
>Bud B starts cheating on her with another slut in our unit on a mission
>She calls the Bat CO and complains about adultery
>He gets called back from mission
>Sluts dyke friend that’s in love with her snitched on him
>They start divorce proceedings
>Buds start to be able to at least be in the same parties but not the same
>Ex-wife shows up to one because someone invited her even though we told them not to
>She is doing shots with the blacks
>They run a train on her
>In the garage
>People watching
>People recording
>She cries rape the next morning
>Females CANNOT give consent after one sip of alcohol
>CID drops the case because a video surfaces of her literally asking for nigger twins
>Med board psych chapter with full benefits
>She keeps the kid
>Child support

>Ugly girl with huge titties shows up
>Trailer trash from Bama
>Never showers
>Ugly fuck hooks up with her
>Tries to go down on her
>Smell too bad
>Bails
>We laugh at how gross she is
>Some other desperate nerds take their shots
>Sick call
>Sick call
>Sick call
>Vaginosis
>In the throat

>>64336572
single mum with mutt child/ren
they do butt stuff knowing they need the extra, uh, inducement to grab a new sucker

>Be me
>19 year old retard
>Little goth Mexican girl comes into the unit
>Little titties but an ass that will give a nigger a heart attack
>Start hanging out at the smoke deck
>Hey we’re from the same city!
>Vibing hard
>Fall in love
>Get married
>Do my best to get her pregnant
>PCOS
>We will never have kids
>Fuck
>Try IVF
>Doesnt work
>Talk about adoption
>She doesn’t want to
>We both spiral into depression and alcoholism
>Eventually break up
>We both move on
>ETS
>I end up knocking up my new girlfriend
>Have a son
>Get into massive argument with baby mama
>Go out with my boys
>She is the bar tender
>Happy reunion
>Catch up
>Fuck still in love with her
>She messages me a week later
>She is still in love with me
>Fuck
It’s been a month and I still don’t know what the fuck to do.

>>64336583
>Chaplin
Christ but that's what you get for letting women join the clergy or for allowing the clergy to get married

>>64336685
your boy(s) need a mother

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>>64336611

>Hope you found a better lady

Nah man. The whole experience really put me off women. Taught me the reality of them. My ex was from a small, conservative town, raised in the church, and she still fell to the Sex In the City propaganda and feminism

I dodged a bullet, from what I can tell she spends her days spending her husbands money on luxury purses, banging hot military dudes and ignoring her children with whom she probably can’t pair bond. She’s cheated on the majority of all her romantic partners. She’s basically done.

I enjoy the freedom of the bachelor life. Sure it gets lonely sometimes but then I remember the misery of being with a woman and I appreciate what I have now.

>fold

I didn’t fold bro, I wanted out. Because I had paid for so much already she knew I’d win in divorce court so she agreed to make it amicable (she was also in a big rush to marry the dude she’d been cheating with). I feel like I jumped from a moving train headed over a cliff, and survived with only a few visible scars, maybe an eyepatch. Better than the alternative.

>>64336699

Checked and Correct. Her entire church as an institution has devolved into a woman led, blasphemous and debauched shadow of itself, just another transmogrified tendril of judeo-loxist social terraforming.

>>64336746
American churches on both sides of the spectrum are weird AF to us Christians from other nations

go look for some trad small neighbourhood chruch that rejects feminism (even as the head of the women's ministry, my pastor's wife proudly affirms the right of the man as head of the Biblical family) and LGBT, and find a good woman from there
of course it's not easy but you gotta look and not give up

>>64336685
Follow your heart,

>>64336736
Oh, well as long as you didn't get absolutely assraped financially in the divorce.

Also, I know we're on 4chan, but they're not all cockslut narcissistic cunts. You'll find a winner one day, my lad

Night before I left for boot camp, my dad said this, and he's not even a vet:
"She may have a heart of gold, but she and her family will see you as a ticket to easy street with all the bennies the Marine Corps will give you. Be very careful about who you date, even if she's already in the military herself."
Saw enough horror stories play out as a POG at an infantry battalion, plus our hectic training/deployment schedule, that I effectively swore off serious relationships for my entire enlistment. Glad I did, saved me many headaches.
To this day I still thank my dad for that perfectly-timed advice.

>>64337126
lmao
>Father says, "Your mother's right
>She's really up on things
>Before we married, Mommy served
>In the WACS in the Philippines"
>Now, I had heard the WACs recruited
>Old maids for the war
>But mommy isn't one of those
>I've known her all these years

Aye

>>64324159
You know how EMTs are wigger retards? Military enlisted women are about the same caliber of human being.

>>64336756
The problem with churches is that yeah, they filter out the whackos, but they also tend to filter out the really smart people.

>>64337535
churches are no different from the rest of society. it's as full of idiots and bad uns as everywhere else. the only difference is that the idiots and bad uns in church confess to being idiots and bad uns. remember:
>They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance
so if you think about it, is it any wonder that churches are veritable cesspools?

and even so, churches have produced their share of Aquinases, Lewises and Chestertons. and more real rigorous scholarly work has been put into the study of the Bible than into any other scripture or document of antiquity.

>they also tend to filter out the really smart people.
what the world considers "smart" is not what God does
> for the Lord seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart
Hawking was really smart, from one perspective
he was also really dumb, from another perspective

and anyway I will never despise the morons in church. who cares if they have the reasoning powers of a 4 year old child?
>Suffer little children, and forbid them not to come unto me, for of such is the kingdom of heaven
they may have a higher place in heaven than "thinkers" such as we

>>64336685
Stay with your wife and child, it didn't work the first time, it's not going to work now.

So, can barracks bunnies change or no?

>>64339107
>can women change
No.

>>64339129
they can get worse

>>64328221
Fake.

Wife swapping and polycules are common. Everyone involves is less attractive than you are imagining.

>>64325784
>Wendy's on base
French Creek?

>>64339393
>Everyone involved is less attractive than you are imagining.
This is the worst thing about hedonism

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>You will never pop a gemmed buttplug into your Latina marine GF's tight donut hole
why live?

>>64340127
Close your eyes and pretend it's Cyndi Lauper

>>64329525
>boards with the greatest proportion of normal functioning members of society will always have the greatest proportion of sex havers
so nobody on this entire site is getting laid, got it

>>64328301
>rawdog
Chances are all the other grunts she fucks on the dl did too. What, you thought you were the first? Enjoy your turbo aids

>>64336525
You could always tap that then ghost her. Never marry a hoe, but you dont have to to get laid

>>64336685
You left her for a reason, and that was before you had your son. Your son comes first anyways

>>64324159
I was sorta going back and forth on dating this girl who was thinking of joining the Air Force to become a pilot. Thanks anons, y'all reinforced what I was concerned about

bump - thread has too many good stories to let it die

>>64336685
Have her fuck your son?

I once met a grill who said her park ranger uncle encountered a big foot in application mountains.

I don't like autistic people so I dropped that cunt fast.

>>64346099
>I once met a grill
>application mountains
Autocorrect cucked you, am I right?

>>64324159
Women should only be allowed to join the navy because it's important for men on ships to have pusy and it's good for morale.
t. spent half a deployment banging some nice gal in the nixie room

>>64330581
>>64330498
What about these? Several variants in the links, they're not all the same.
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/77014642/#q77035534
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/76468278/#q76468278
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/75738285/#q75738285
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/75694649/#q75694649
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/4201151/#q4201151

>>64336703
No they don’t. Women are completely irrelevant in a child’s life after 3 if s/he has a good dad

>>64349607
I can only imagine what an absolute waste of life you are in person

>>64324159
I make it extremely difficult for women to trust guys in the military because I think it’s funny
>be me
>early 30s, E7
>socom dese nuts lmao
>fit, good hair
>chicks are easy mode because I’m not retarded
>lead them on for a few weeks, introduce them to my dog, use a burner phone with rotation of SIM cards
>act like a total gentleman, sometimes they buy me stuff around Christmas/my birthday
>have a “bad week” consisting of some vague and almost trivial life event(low speed car accident, distant relative is sick, etc)
>”just need a few days to reset”
>throw away burner phone
>rinse and repeat
It’s been working since my second divorce almost 3 years ago. Life is pretty funny that way

>>64349607
100% chance you either beat up, rape, abandon, or be dumped by your wife

>>64349856
>throw away burner sim*
Typo lol

>>64349856
>socom
>overly complicated serial sexual predator / philanderer unable to even handle a NSA FWB relationship
figures

>>64349875
You’d be surprised at how many chicks immediately want to settle down after you hook up for the first time. It’s fucking annoying.
Also
>predator
How is that predatory? They come to me of their own accord, I just break it off when I get bored. I use bumble for fucks sake

>>64336583
>Female clergy
Every. Single. Time. It always becomes an exercise in just how much they can make a mockery of God's will.

>>64349856
except they know where you work idiot

>>64350534
he probably lies about that too

>>64324159
which branch has the most and easiest sluts?

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>>64324159
It can work if you have a slow-ass deployment cycle and get stationed in the same place. I follow people on insta who are still together more than a decade later.
I also follow the sloots who are still single a decade later.
Daily example of it not being possible to pigeonhole people into your 4chan vignettes. Go outside.

>>64324159
Maybe I'm just paranoid, but dating women in male-dominated (work)places never seemed like a good idea. Even if you "trust" her, you will never know what may happen, and at some point she may just give in.

>>64350966
navy

>>64336756
That's just American culture anymore. You're not allowed to be nuanced or neutral, you have to take one extreme stance or the other.

>>64324159
Don't date a woman whose job requires her to act like a man, and don't date a woman whose job regularly makes her touch people. Servicewomen, strippers, hairdressers, nurses, cops, they're all fucking nuts and you'll regret messing with them. If you follow this one simple rule you'll avoid a good 70% of all major woman troubles.

>>64351100
generally agreed but
>nurses
fuck you my aunt was an RN and she was a fucking saint

>>64336685
Son>>>> any hoe.
Jack off if you need Post nut clarity.
It will suck on more than one day,but you either choose to be a loser and condemn your own blood to start at adisadvantage

>>64351107
You trynna fuck on u auntie, nigga?

>>64339672
Damn, good guess. Do you know who I'm talking about? He either worked at the one on french creek or the one that's by the big px.

>>64351107
I worked in a hospital for over a decade. Maybe your aunt was the one in a million who isn’t a slut, but the other 999,999 are. There’s at least one nurse that works on every unit that could tell you stories that’d make a whore blush. It’s unreal. We had a married nurse get caught screwing our telemetry tech in his office while his wife (also a nurse) was working on the same floor.

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>>64324159
>be 2LT and not trusted to do anything important
>stuck on base repairing radios and wrangling tards
>terminal boredom leads to fraternising
>artillery SGT is 6'1, T H I C C and stacked
>she wants a quicky during work
>takes me on top of the paperwork hut in the logistics shed
>pins me down and makes me eat her sweaty muff
>rides me with so much vigor we break some of the supports and leave an ass-shaped dent in the roof
>dump a bucket of water into the dent
>everyone is totally baffled by the mysterious disappearing leak
>she eats a whole pack of gummi bears while on a real date
>they're sugar-free
>shits herself in my bed
>ghosts me after that

>go to the US
>meet 2 battle buddies fresh out of AIT
>both from Alabama
>older one is a major slampig
>takes me to a strip club and grinds on my lap literally begging me to fuck her
>go back to a fucking dilapidated shack in the swamp she claims is US army property
>mid-fuck when she takes out her phone and starts recording
>picrel
>see incoming call from "Hubby"
>still ploughing away as she tries to explain they're separated and he has the kids
>finish and get out of there
>her battle is a tiny petite girl with snaggle-teeth and they have a weird relationship
>take her out then go to a motel a couple of hours later
>she gets naked and pulls something out of her bag
>it's a buttplug with a fluffy fox tail
>she puts on a collar and attaches a lead to it
>fuck her as she yips and mewls

>go to Poland for work
>start dating an MP
>everything is fairly normal
>after a few months of dating she wants to have sex
>warns me she's a little kinky
>she's so sweet and still finds premarital sex shameful, so I think she probably wants to be tied up or something
>eases me into it by having me choke and slap her
>has me hold an unloaded pistol as she sucks it as foreplay
>next time she wants me to punch her in the stomach and pull her hair as I choke her out
>say no
>she then puts a loaded mag into the pistol
>leave