CHATCHAT IS THIS REAL
Oh look, the winter rations have arrived under power of their own hooves
>>643249552/2
>>64324955>twitchspeaking in 3chan 2head
>>64324955>>64324965I give it 5 minutes before some Vatnik makes a comparison between the "Russian Army saving Europe from the globohomo" and the Polish Hussars saving Europe from the Turks.
>>64324955eternal gallop, brother
>>64324955What does the article actually say though? We've seen them using horse-mounted cavalry as rear line patrols already, so is this more about that kind of stuff?
>>64324973I give it 5 minutes before we have drone footage of some gopnik fucking a horse
Poor horses. I would rather if vatgroids were dying on their own, without taking more valuable creatures with them like this.
>>64324955my sides, its the return of the Voltigeur
that's what winning looks like nafo wouldn't understand
theres literally a video of vatnigger shooting a horsenot even sure i should post it here
>>64325015NAFO can only use donkeys, they're too poor and indebted for horses :)
>>64325040Meanwhile Jews attacked a horse stable in Kermanshah, Iran. Over 50 horses were killed or injured
>>64325042That must have been from the skirmish of photographs-of-coalition-forces-in-afghanistan
>>64324987You mean>being fucked by a horseWe're entering the era of comrade rookie.
>>64325077>Comrade Hands
>>64324965image is of very straightmannly and such
>>64325049It was a fucking horse!
>>64324955>>64324965I fucking hope so.>>64325109Hold tightly around my waist, Ivan, so you do not fall off, and push your chest to my back and your cheek to my neck, so you are not jostled so much you hurt yourself.
>>64324965this is a worksafe board
>>64324955>Custer 2: HIV boogaloo
>>64324955Kek. The correct name is Dragoons. These are not cavalry.
>>64324955ok, but realistically wouldnt horse have some small advantages over a bike? say hopping over ditches. admittedly, its a much higher visibility mode of transport. what about its animal senses. do horses have anything similar to what dogs have? could they maybe hear drones before humans would?
>>64325126>Ivan? why is your gun poking me?
>when you love horses but your love of killing vatniks is greater than said love for horses
>>64326077Don't miss, stupid.
>>64324955>>64324965
>>64326056The problem is, horses come with the teensy little disadvantage of being both absolutely fucking retarded and also actively suicidal.
>>64324955>Peg leg pegovI see he's still alive. if he's back hanging around the front again there's a chance he might not return.
>>64326085based lou reed poster
>>64326094they're also assholes.I hate horses and I hate people who like them even more.
>>64326056>could they maybe hear drones before humans would?A robot that can deftly climb over terrain is extremely expensive cutting-edge tech that barely exists yet, but pennies worth of electronics can out-hear us trivially.Even in WW2 when people with no computers were desperately trying any horseshit idea they used gigantic ear horns but not acutely hearing animals which makes me think the idea doesn't work. At least I think that was the case, I would be thrilled to hear about some 1940 squad of trained plane-hearing dogs.>>64325049Iran is actually good at EW so the beautiful precision weapons I pay precious tax money for have pretty sad accuracy compared to strikes in Gaza or Lebanon where they GPS guide the bomb to the exact foundation pillar they want to collapse. I think probably they attacked something that wasn't a stable and hit a stable, as far as I know the Jews don't blood sacrifice horses for purim or some shit, why wouldn't they save the JDAM for a refugee tent or something.>>64326127I like girls and even non horse obsessed girls like horses. If they ever suggest actually owning a horse kill them and make it look like an accident.
>>64324987The horse anus is a marvel of evolutionary biology.
>>64324987
>>64324965>Sergei blyat, stop poking my butt with your finger, is not funny>is not finger Ivan
>>64326127>they're also assholes.I'm glad to see someone else who gets it. I worked around the fuckers for a bit and I never trusted them. Could tell they were always looking for an excuse.
>>64324955>Semyon Pegov"it's just the one horse, actually... Mister Ivanov, do you have a license for that firearm?
>>64324965Is the second rider supposed to pick up the horse if the first one dies?
>>64326056>would something that requires food and water all the time be better than something that only needs fuel when it's running>would a big, dumb, panicky herd animal that can feel fear and pain be better than a machine>would something prone to bolting at the sound of gunfire be better than a machineThere's a reason horses don't exist on the battlefield anymore. If the russians really are this desperste and stupid I guarantee these horses are just ones they commandeered from people and have absolutely no training for even hunting conditions.
SOVL
>>64324973AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!!!
>>64326320No, he's supposed to carry the rider when the horse dies
>>64326756>AND THE WINGED PIDARS ARRIVED!!!!!
>>64326798>COMING DOWN THE SLAG HEAP SIDE!!!!!
>>64326183please explain
>>64326183>he thinks it was an accident>>64326937They are very, VERY good at cleaning themselves. Industrial machinery for moving goop around is modeled after it. The point anon is getting at is "good luck getting a dick in there against its will".
>>64324955>>64324965Fuck yeah! Finally. I was afraid they won't resort to cavalry charges.
>>64324955>I wanna be in the cavalry if they send me off to war
Why do they carry two riders?Is Russia running out of horses?
>>64324955A fresh batch of 135k are getting mobilized, are they getting horses?
>>64326666>absolutely no training for even hunting conditions.It's wearing blinders, horselet.
>>64326942>good luck getting a dick in there against its willWhat about a dead horse?
>>64326996>Courageous at first we took their worst our positions we held stout>We clung to belief and we hung on the speech of our trusted leader's mouth>Overwhelming odds and a hopeless cause and our cities overrun>There were them that said we was badly led and God were we outgunned
>>64325122SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL, INNOCENT CREATURE! WHAT'D SHE EVER DO TO YOU?!
>>64326056There's some (idiotic) logic to the bikes when you don't care about casualties and are out of better vehicles, but there's no reason to use a horse over a bike unless there are either terrain challenges (almost certainly not the case in Eastern Ukraine) or you are somehow out of bikes too, which would be an almost impossible to believe situation.
>>64324955Holy shit, Russia finally got into fast food
>>64327248What about a willing horse?
>>64324965>Two man riding an horse>Never seen indoor plumbing>Fanatically violent>Hasn't washed in months>Believes this is an holy war>Logistics=pillaging>Comes from another continentThe knight templars are back
>>64324965Brokeblyat Mountain
>>64326937The horse anus is a marvel of evolutionary biology.Like most mammals, rhythmic contractions of the bowels move the feces up to the end of the gut tobe expelled.What sets the horse anus apart is the bafflingly complex autonomic contractive motion of 4 muscular rings which function like sphinctoral guillotine. As the feces is squeezed out, the rings expand and the outermost ring is retracted into an interior skinfold resembling the human foreskin, leaving an interstital tissue fold to open air.The two inner rings then contract, and push apart, severing the horse feces cleanly, allowing to drop free as the outer ring folds back through the interstital flap, creating a intrinsic wiping motion with the fourth ring as it contracts back into the horses rectum.This advanced biological mechanism is so effective that many industrial companies have copied Nature's design for self- cleaning viscus liquid dispensers housed within complex machinery.
>>64328493more like Knights Homosexualer
>>64326666>would something that requires food and water all the time>would a big, dumb, panicky herd animal that can feel fear and pain>would something prone to bolting at the sound of gunfireyou've described russians
>>64325122it's a war asset, Jesse, we're at war, denying the enemy's assets is part of the game.
>>64328908Yeah. Humans, too, are animals.
>>64328972What sort of Yahoo draws stuff like that?
>>64328989Tal Dibner
>>64326043>Drag GoonersSounds gay.
>>64328658+1
>>64325049wtf i hate israel now
>>64324955>nani the fuck
>>64324955>64324955>haha russia is losing>anyway, we need to ban elections, and spend hundreds of billions more or russia will take over the world
>>64329494Does your braindead ass think this was a good argument?
>>64328989How dare you anon. That horse was a war hero and American patriot. Show some respect
>494Moldova won. Get over it.
>>64324973>>64326756The funny thing is that without the hussars the ottomans would probably have been pushed out of europe as an aftermath of the battle.>start looting during the battle stopping the complete exploitation of the route>while following the fleeing ottomans find barrels of alcohol and get so drunk that you start a battle with the following german troops which stops any advancements
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>>64324955i have obtained some top secret combat footage. soon everyone will know everything.
>>64329741>filename
>>64328658jfc
>>64329478Exactly the same thought I had
>>64328262That's the forbidden secret of old horse breeders.
>>64326056The main advantages of a horse - it's alive (can cross obstacles easily and intelligent enough to not run into them... most of the time), are also it's main disadvantages - it's alive (needs fuckton of food, fixing it is really problematic and is intelligent enough to not want to die).
Only an idiot would mount 2 men on a single horse. You only do that in emergencies and even then you try to avoid it if at all possible. It's too much strain on their hips.Of course this isn't very surprising. Slavs have always been poor horsemen. Poles are the only exception to this rule.
>>64325049if you're going to be critical of them, at least say "israelis" instead of just blanket-blaming jewish people
>>64324955context: The commander of a Russian assault unit has decided to train up some actual cavalry in an attempt to escape the deadlock both sides are suffering from. Modern, drone-supported ISR and modern mines - smart and magnetic, 3d-printed - make it quite impossible to mass mechanized or armored forces for assaults. The slow trickle of three-man assault teams attacking three-man strongpoints prevents maneuver warfare and breakthroughs. The only solutions are attrition, or... exotic new capabilities (that, sometimes, are rediscovered old capabilities).
The real question is, is /k/ mentally prepared for the /k/ino of kim-jong un sending in north korean air cav?
>>64326056 i got a bit into researching electric motorcycles apparently russia has been using them for scouting they have a range problem so horses would be the better-range alternative if russia since in terms of ICE they've been stuck making dogshit bmw r-71 clones
>>64330583would b key noh
>>64330642>>64330583based and keyed, tho
>>64324955need me some Javelin hit N' runs on horseback pls, and thank youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVh88CkBIKw&list=RDTVh88CkBIKw&start_radio=1
>>64326094Well then they will fit right in with ziggers
>>64324987You have no idea.
>>64328835>>64326183based
>>64326273>>64328835
>>64330583The fpv drone footage would be crazy
>>64324955Most likely a photo op. I don't think Russia can afford horses.
>>64330167is this satire?
>>64331459UMA MANKO
>>64324987zigger mr hands
>>64324955Come on man leave the horses out of it, they didn't earn their freedom after 1000s of years of war just to get blown up by a drone for 5 inches of marshlands
>>64329300Holy shit what a cope, every single "positive feature" he lists about horses is fucking wrong.
>>64330576>unshod horses to prevent setting off magnetic minesThere's a reason people have been shoeing horses since they figured out how, all these retards are going to do is lame whatever poor beasts they get their hands on.
>>64332195Yeah, but thats a problem for if they survive (they wont)
prediction: you are going to see angry complaints on Telegram or VK that the mobiks are eating horses meant to be used for logistics
>>64332214>inb4 reports of corrupt quartermasters forcing mobiks to pay exorbinant for horses that are supposed to be supplied to them without cost>inb4 reports of horse embezzlement>inb4 reports of horses being illicitly appropriated by other units>inb4 seething opinion pieces that horses are wasted on units that aren't using them properly>inb4 vatniks crying about ukronazi animal abuse when the horses inevitably get #DRONED>inb4 vatniks shilling on western websites, spreading disinfo denying that they're using horses, the same way they now deny ever having used female prisoners and cannon-fodder in Storm-Z units.
>>64324965As much as I feel bad for the horses, I need to see these fuckers try to charge something.
>>64332233digits confirmall this will come to passit is known
>>64328658lmfao
>>64332233Checked
>>64330583>missile targeting systems? >we have Kim back there with a rocket launcher
>>64332233>triple dubsi'm going to be pretty sad when we start getting horses on video. though i can't wait to see someone getting kicked in the head by one because a drone spooked 'em
>>64331190>&start_radio=1kys
>>64332214>horses meant to be used for logisticsIMO if they were smart, logistics would be what they train the horses to do, and not as fucking cavalry in an infiltration role.
>>64324987RETVRN TO INDO-ARYAN TRADITION
>>64332328>kim shoots the drone pursuing the craft>missile clips the propeller>backblast decapitates the pilot
>>64325042Turkey has some mounted village guards. They were mainly used to take supplies to some more remote outposts. After the 1980 coup, the junta settled some Kirgiz around Van. Village guard are this 26-year old 'temporary' solution. The army recruits from the civilian population, almost like a paramilitary group.
>>64328835>This pasta was first written 11 years agoDoes anyone else feel like they are crumbling into dust right now, or is it just me?
>>64334218It'll pass with time, the first billion years is the worst.
>>64324973>the relief army wasn't just poles>the polish infantry arrived before the cavalry>most of the fighting was already done when the hussars arrivedWhy did they get all of the credit?
>>64324955>horses are back on the frontlinesA Native American has the opportunity of the century to do something epic
>>64334367>Riding towards Ukrainian trench>About to be able to see the whites in their eyes>Hooting and hollering>Knocked off horse>Native American standing above you chanting and calling you a slag>Taps you with his foot and hands>Scalps you>Takes your rusty AK>Hoots and hollers, riding away on your horse>Ukrainian shoots you
>>64324955>running out of bikesChina is right next door how is this even possible
>>64326094>absolutely fucking retarded and also actively suicidalnot unlike an average cyclist
>>64334461They want to get paid.
>>64324965>low cost>infantry transport>logistic support>emergency ration>emergency concubineis there anything horse cant do, comrade?
>>64335003survive an fpv drone
>>64335003Resist AP or HE frag well.
>>64334421>Relaxing inna trench one night>Hohols won't dare attack us mighty Russian bear too strong >Start to hear chanting off in the distance, getting louder and louder>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8tWXHgzvoc&t=44>Blyat
>>64335091>Circling golf carts>Sweaty faces staring nervously into the dark>A drunk prospector from the 1800s ignoring the danger (this is an ordinary mobik)The tribes need to go on the warpath again, if not for themselves then for the stories.
>>64334218God I miss old /tg/
>>64325042>afghanistan>extremely mountainous terrain>1 paved road in the entire country>can't drive vehicles up mountains>use donkeys to move shit up mountains>ukraine>flat>more flat>even more flat>use donkeys to replace all the vehicles that have been destroyedone of these is not like the other
>>64325042Donkeys are good for mountains.
>>64335318a fellow fa/tg/uy. I salute thee, and hope for your continued prosperity. I think the board culture started going to shit when that witchhunt for quest threads began around 2015. Newfags who couldn't figure out how to find the catalogue endlessly bitching until they created a dead on arrival separate board for one of the only creative outlets that was unique to /tg/ created a death spiral for board culture where general threads also choked out the first page, but for a more creatively bankrupt and braindead audience similar to /v/ with an order of magnitude less posters. A shame, really. We used to have some really fun off topic threads too, but jannies are bored and boring people inherently, they really missed the forest for the trees Anyways, Always bet on Duke n shit
>>64335387>one of the only creative outlets that was unique to /tg/Are you an idiot? Quests were all over the place until the other boards cried enough to get them confined to /tg/, and the low-quality influx gave them enough mass to become annoying.If the shitty /a/ quests had stayed on /a/ nothing would have gone wrong.
>Russia will run out of horses
>>64330167post nose
>>64336215Apparently there's a million farm horses in use in Russia. Obviously those aren't trained for riding or warfare and need on the farms but it's not like that ever stopped them.
>>64336276>Obviously those aren't trained for riding or warfareIt's alright, neither are their riders
>>64324955>pegovCan't make this shit up
>>64336276>redeploying horses and fuel away from farms and to a front line consisting of one of the words largest deposits of dark earthfamine soon ?
>>64338351That is the cost of war, my friend, when the nobility play their little games it is the common folk that- Wait, this isn't the 1400s.
>>64330583Damn. Shouldn't have let the Norks get access to Popular Mechanics
