Certainly you maintain your body the way you maintain your firearm... Right? You're not going to die of diabetes before a gunfight... Right? Why are so many gun owners so fucking fat?
>>64326987Industrial diet/outdated Food Pyramid. Plus, a very wealthy nation and ABUNDANT suppy chain. Also, lack of will power, look at Kirstie Louise Alley. Fitness thread.
>>64327000I just can't fathom being so concerned about physical violence while letting your body rot away
>>64326987>WhyIt's not so much that gun owners are fat, rather that fat people buy guns, to compensate for physical inability
>>64327000>Plus, a very wealthy nation and ABUNDANT suppy chain.>he thinks the rest of the world is not fat because they dont have foodman, they certainly put something in your water to make you that dumb
>>64327031It's neither. Most Americans are fat, gun ownership just reflects that.
>>64327031But those same fat/old/both gun owners project a delusional capability to commit violence. It's obese old men who unironically think they could hold their own in a fight for more than 5 seconds
>>64327035There was more than one reason listed, skinnytard. Post gut.
>>64327047We would be better off if all gun violence from nonfat, nonwhite guys was eliminated.
>>64327000Don't mind if i do
>>64327000The food pyramid is fine it's whatever is in the food and the genetics of those who take it also discipline if you cant handle carbs without blowing
>>64326987Most people in general are fat.
>>64327052I know, right? What happened? Her stress food was a pound of pasta and a pound of butter, unironically. How tf do you stress in your mansion?
>>64327114>tfw konifornia is less fat because more immigrants
>>64327124>I know, right? What happened? Her stress food was a pound of pasta and a pound of butter, unironically. How tf do you stress in your mansion?Id assume it comes from the stress of losing said mansion
>>64327114I lived in WV for about 5 years, can confirm that everyone there is fat. I think it's ONLY 41% because students from WVU bring the average down.
>>64326987You're not going to die of diabetes before a gunfight... Right?I go to the gym 5 to 6 days a week for about 40 minutes a trip and eat a low fat, high protein, semi-carnivore diet. Pretty sure I'll be okay.>>64327114Really an infuriating map. Truly hope we can get this turned around in the next few years. It's a national embarrassment. I feel bad for people who suffer from this, even if it's decisions of their own making leading to it, though.
>>64327136>the stress of losing said mansion>I'll make money as a Jenny Craig rep>oops, fell off that diet
being a capable insurgent is not a requirement for gun ownership.
>>64327124Physical possessions, even mansions, don't confound stress and sadness. I live in a very small home, and have just about everything I want, but still suffer from very painful loneliness. Even if I had the handful of items on my bucket list, like my short list of AKs, it wouldn't change the loneliness. Perhaps ease it for a bit, but not solve it. Easy to think rich people have to worries, but no amount of money revokes your humanity.
>>64327154Kirsty Alley is a gal I can get behind in an insurgency!
>>64327161trvth nvke
>>64327146>40 minutes a tripSo max you're getting 4 hours a week if you assume 6 days a week. Cardio bunny? But yeah you'll be be fine. I'd watch the "semi-carnivore" meme shit though. >>64327154Spoken like a fat ass. Walking a 5 miles without gassing should be a requirement for literally every human being.
>>64327161>suffer from very painful lonelinessHave you tried dating a fat chick? Here's a dating guide: >>64327114
>>64327154based hobbyist
>>64327052
>nahh, i just let the food eat me
>>64327277Prob still would
Poorly for both? Indeed I do.
Biggest issue i have with people at the range and gun shop I go to. If you don't look like you can run a mile or at least do 50 situps please don't open your fat fucking food trap and share your dumbfuck opinion. There's two fat fucks that work the counter at my LGS and i wish the owner would fire both of those pig looking slobs.So many gun loving people need to spend more time at the gym than at the range.Just a reminder but if you're fat, your opinion doesn't fucking matter
>>64327146>Cut good-tasting vegetables and fruits from the diets of children>"why does nobody want to eat fruits or vegetables???"A true mystery.
>>64327387It's always slovenly fat fucks that smell like shit who seem to act like an authority on everything. I can't tell if it's pure projection or delusion. And as you said, if your fat any opinion on anything you hold degrades in value completely.
>>64326987I apendix carry, there are some tricks to it but I'm not fat or super skinny, I also eat just hamburger and pink salt most days.
>>64327047People that stand with their feed out wide like that are generally dumb, when you see that you can just expect them to be around 80 iq
>>64327052When I was a kid I liked to watch her movies I thought she was hot! Still do but she dieded.
>>64326987>>64327027is this achievable natty?
>>64327557Fatfucks always pretend to be genius' its purely fatfuck cope for being fat. If they were infact genius they wouldn't be a coping fatfuck they would figure out a genius idea of stop eating all that fatfuck food right?
>>64327608>I'm not fat or super skinny You're fat.
>>64327387>appeal to physique
>>64327813Most people won't admit it but your physical presentation is about 90% of any statement or position you make
>>64327877sure if you're from 4chan and constantly look for a superficial reason to discredit someone.
>>64327944No. This extends to every aspect of your life, ESPECIALLY with normies. You are experiencing fat cope.
>>64327990Normies are mostly fat
>>64327277THICC
>>64327608>pink saltBruhJust buy chunk rocksalt. It's the same shit.
>>64328348>UGH STOP BUYING GOOD THING JUST BUY CHEAP THING!
>>64328355It's the same and costs less. If you want to burn money then go for it but I'm going to call you silly.
>>64326987I just use a shoulder holster and an unbuttoned jacket
>>64328394>Shoulder holster You didn't carry the pistol.
>>643277576'2 170 You are a faggot nigger kike.
>>64328348It was like 3 dollhairs
>>64328577If you aren't super skinny and you need "some tricks" to make appendix carry work, you're fat. Sorry you're upset.
>>64328672The tricks are to make it comfy. Sorry you are retarded.
>>64328706Right, you have to make it comfy because you're fat and it's uncomfy otherwise. Again, sorry you're upset.
>>64326987If you've got a muffin top you need to switch to 3 or 9 oclock iwb carry. You should also consider getting larger pants and using suspenders with them. It will help avoid printing.
>>64328672>tfw im too skinny for appendix carryshould I carry a bunch of mags up front too so it looks like im skinnyfat? if its just the gun it looks like im wearing a brick under my shirt kek
>>64328726Malnourishment applies to both obesity and skelingtons. The answer is the same for you.. take care of your body. Where a fatty cuts weight, you should increase calories, lift weights, gain mass
>>64328726kys DYEL bitch
>>64328711Not everyone has same length of torso or wear ther pants above their bellybutton. You don't know cause you are retarded.
>>64328858Sorry you're upset.
>>64328882Sorry you retarded.
>>64328394you wear a shoulder holster because it looks cool and no other reason.
>>6432765810 years roids ss + gomad minimum need good genetics too ngmi manlets
>>64326987>Certainly you maintain your body the way you maintain your firearm... Right?Yes, keep it oiled up between once yearly deep cleans
>>64328920I treat mine the same way I treat my dick>shoot it off multiple times per day at random>work it hard with no lube>never clean it>sweat all over it constantly
>>64327142Its still pretty bad here today. Also fuck the students man, 3rd world shitters everywhere
>>64328891>>64328882
>>64328973Yeah lol. I think the universal WVU experience is walking past a group of brownoids right outside of every campus building chugging cigarettes that you have to wade through. That and the smell of an entire can of axe body spray per brownoid.
>>64326987I never clean my gun. Ever. Went camping once and left it outside in the rain.>>64327027if SHTF I can survive like 3 months with no food
>>64326987need a big fat wife who cc's under her belly apron like that old gif of the nigga with an AK
>>64326987youre just upset you'll get shot by a fatty with no impulse control when you try to make fun of them
>>64329232Wow so true
>>64327127Rampant poverty
Nasty fuck. Fuck yamudda
>>64327679>Fatfucks always pretend to be genius' its purely fatfuck cope for being fat. If they were infact genius they wouldn't be a coping fatfuckSo true. I once inadvertently overheard (I never evesdrop) a guy working at Home Depot literally bragging to his eligible coworker hottie how he was a "genius". I did not confront him and humiliate him in a public contest of wits. (If you better a fool what have you won?) But A) working at Home Depot2) a true genius wouldn't need to bragIII) fat fuck, working at Home Depot, bragging about how smart he is, ...to a girl.Fat fuck. If he was so smart, why fat? True intelligence comes with self care and self discipline.
>>64329232Wasn't there cctv of a fat black woman shoplifting a frozen turkey stuffing it under her dress and pretending to be preggo?
>>64326987Not my problem. I’m very thin
>>64327114wouldnt you expect to see obesity higher in the northern states where its cold and people have limited activity outside? how is louisiana and missisibi and texas so fat? how is vermont and massachusetts beating nevada so hard? whats going on in west virginia?
>>64330387why do you have woman hips
>>64330387>implying there isn't a massive fucking staircase printing on your shirtkys disingenuous manlet
>>64330387
>>64326987>>64327047>build monolithic car only dependent infrastructure that disincentivizes walking>everyone drives everywhere all the time thus burning less calories than they consume minus the odd construction worker or lumber jack>basically can't do shit unless you drive and your double fucked if your under age and can't drive so have fun nagging your parents to take you to your friends house or to do any fucking hobbies>after a few generations everyone turns into a fat fuckHuh, shocking that paired with culture that considers corn syrup and hydrogenated seed oils to be edible would long term negative effects.>inb4 go back /n/iggerNo
>>64330387anglefraud
>>64330387HOT
>>64330562Jellyroll.
>>64330445>manletI’m 6’0 that’s why I’m so thin
>>64326987Is this why people act like you can't cc a fullsized pistol?
>>64330427I don’t?
>>64330387Damn your packing, the gun is nice too.
>>64330387Post another, thread is derailed now anyways.
>>64330746Nah I’m tired :P
>>64330774later then
>>64330461It's not cars. You can't out exercise a a bad diet. American food is way too full of processed sugars and fats. These people could be walking everywhere and they'd still increase their body fat percentage.The average American is eating too much food every single day. And that number daily consumed calories is only going up.People, as a collective, aren't able to regulate themselves. The absolutely only way to correct this is via punitive sugar, oil, and fat taxes combined with a rationing program. Over 40% of the country is obese. Another 33% are slightly less fat and merely overweight. That's about 3/4 people who are literally unable to regulate how much food they put in their mouths.Given the prevalence of Americans on this board, that statistic probably holds true to board users. Three quarters of the people you'll talk too on this board are too stupid to eat well, but they still think that they have the mental capacity to own guns. The vast majority are disgusting, revolting hogs shambling about under the weight of their self-induced piles of gelatinous cowflesh, but they still spout off opinions about tools that kill people. I take coprophagians (literal human shit eaters) as better qualified humans than the fat. At least the guy shoveling actual poop in his mouth is conscious of what he's eating. These fat morons don't even understand how they eat so much. Why even be sentient at that point?
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>>64326987>Why are so many gun owners so fucking fat?Because fat guys realize the only way they're going to win a fight is with a gun so they buy and carry guns and think it makes them a real man who can naturally defend himself.
>>64330419>wouldnt you expect to see obesity higher in the northern states where its cold and people have limited activity outside?Are you from the south? You might not realize this, but it takes a fucking lot of calories to do even the most basic things when it's fucking cold out anon, even if you're an older person or don't go outside all that much. Just being cold in general will burn more calories, because the body needs to generate heat to keep you warm enough to survive, regardless of physical activity.>t. Frigid northerner
>>64330689...buddy you've got what appears to be what science calls "childbearing hips".If you put a bag on your head, shaved your body and put on a dress half the board would probably fuck you.
>>64326987Three quarters of americans are overweight or obese. That'd include gun owners.
>>64331116im in cuckfornia. im wondering if its racially based because most of the south is blacks and most of the southwest is mexicans and we all know they chug liters of soda and have diabetes by age 7
>>64326987>Certainly you maintain your body the way you maintain your firearm... Right?>rarely used>fiddled with while covered in lube of some kind>stored indoors, goes outside for fun once a month or so>fed the cheapest stuff that works well and is of at least reasonable quality>not always cleaned after useyup!
>>64331105You, Sir, are an idiot.>>64331116>the body needs to generate heat to keep you warm enough to surviveAlmost like being warm blooded keeps us from hibernating like reptiles.>>64331117>put a bag on your head, shaved your body and put on a dress half the board would probably fuck you.>all those conditions4chan and /k/ is so queer, "half" would only need 4 beers. Absolutely degenerate.
>>64330419Being fat isn't some evolutionary adaptation, it's entirely a consequence of social factors like poverty, long working hours, car culture/sedentary lifestyle, and the easy access to cheap, ready to eat, high calorie foods. New England has lower obesity because people there are wealthier and generally have higher quality of life across every metric, including personal health and fitness. Even something as simple as living in a walkable city will result in hundreds more exercise calories per day than living in the typical car-centric suburb. Obesity is best understood as being akin to other diseases of despair like depression and substance abuse. Happier, less stressed, less busy people will generally have healthier body weights.
We're all going to make it.
>>64331614I noticed you left out intelligence. The South is generally happier but fatter than New England despite New England having a higher quality of life. Stupid people get fat because they aren't as self conscious.
>>64331650Additionally California is one of the happiest states, also full of fat dumb illegals on welfare.
>>64330827>People, as a collective, aren't able to regulate themselves. The absolutely only way to correct this is via punitive sugar, oil, and fat taxes combined with a rationing program. Over 40% of the country is obese. Another 33% are slightly less fat and merely overweight. That's about 3/4 people who are literally unable to regulate how much food they put in their mouths.This would be called socialist if attempted lol
>>64331672it's smarter to just let retards retard themselves to death. It'll take 100 generations but we'll clean up over time.
>>64331643Not all of us, but you will
>>64331658>on welfare.Pay my rent and food and I'd be happy in Kali, too.
>>64331643What’s your routine?
>>64331643Fucking midgets don't count. Abs don't help when the average woman can body slam you.
>>64330387>thinnest american gun owner are tranniesChecks out
>>64334194Pure cope lmao. Post body
>>64334324Midget confirmed. You have to be over 5' 8" to speak to men and be taken seriously.
>>64326987>proven lack of discipline>allowed to carryWe should ban them from driving too
>>64330419No. You wouldn't go outside when it's 100F all year round, especially in the southern states like Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas, especially the women in San Antonio.
>>64334431I don't believe obese people should be allowed to vote unironically.
>>64334561Im inclined to say this would hurt republicans more than democrats, a good amount of republicans are just fat larpers
>>64334591Based
>>64330461>it's another "Europoor seethes because he legally can't own anything other than a 2cyl fwd hatchback without paying a 600% emissions and import and Muslim welfare tax" cope reply
>>64330827>It's not cars.Never said it was, don't get my opinions on over reliance on inefficient car only dependent infrastructure mixed up with the likes of the WEF who want us all living in 15 minute city pods. Cars are great, our prioritization of them over other modes of transportation is retarded however but that's by design because FDR and Ford wanted to sell cars to make chart line go up (yes we were retarded back then too) so they bulldozed perfectly fine Baroque and Gothic towns an churches to make way for ten lane high ways that cut towns in half. I'm not anti high way either, if anything highways should just go around cities rather than make life miserable for drivers and pedestrians alike but the asphalt was already laid so undoing nearly a hundred years of retardation is gonna take a while.Like I said that paired with corn syrup seed oils and copious amounts of sugar that makes non native born Americans sick. Also people nowadays are so fucking lazy they refuse to even walk around in a grocery store an just Doordash their goyslop so they don't even get the exercise of pushing a cart for a few minutes around.Sedentary-ism leads to all sorts of health problems too.Honestly if the gun laws in Denmark didn't suck compared to the US gAy I'd probably live there now and I'm still on the fence in regards to Singapore.
>>64330387Post bussy.
>>64326987>>64327027why even wear a belt your pants are not falling off buddy
>>64335327Rape deterrent. For those few extra seconds.
>>64335280>reliance on inefficient carWtf, I drove my big block monster truck 3 blocks for a $7 pumpkin latte at Starbucks, I'm an American, fuck yeah!
>>64326987Can't really afford that when you're younger. Most older men can since they've established a good bread source at that point, but testosterone and lifestyle choices fall off a cliff.
is this the new Fat Fuc/k/ General?
>>64331658>complains about fat illegals in California>California has lower obesity rates than the white nationalist meccas of Washington, Oregon, and Idaho. Master race can't jog for more than 5 minutes continuously, many such cases. >>64335280>WEF who want us all living in 15 minute city podsA real propaganda victory that right wing schizos managed to paint a short commute time as some kind of state oppression. Americans are working like 9+ hour days for poverty wages then spending all their free time sitting in stand-still car traffic and call it freedom. Meanwhile the urban commies take a <30 minute subway ride home and have plenty of time to exercise, cook a healthy, homemade meal, and still have some leisure time left over.
>>64334248I’m a dude not a troon baka
>>64336708>Meanwhile the urban commies take a <30 minute subway ride home and have plenty of time to exercise, cook a healthy, homemade meal, and still have some leisure time left over.>standing in the rain at the bus stop not making eye contact out of fear and self-imposed isolation for more time wathing Dancing With the Stars and Bachelor/Bachelorette fantasy tv, and call it better
>>64336949>the thought merely being near another person terrifies anonYou are mentally ill
>>64330461>is that... INFRASTRUCTURE?! AHHHH HELP ME NOTJUSTBIKES AHHHH I'M GOING INSANE!!! THIS ISN'T COLLECTIVIST!!!! HOW WILL I GET PUSHED ONTO THE SUSBWAY TRACKS BY A SCHIZO NOW?! AHHHHH!!!!!Fuck off. Gas the bikes race car now.
>>64335280>Cars are great, our prioritization of them over other modes of transportation is retarded however but that's by design because FDR and Ford wanted to sell cars to make chart line go up (yes we were retarded back then too) so they bulldozed perfectly fine Baroque and Gothic towns an churches to make way for ten lane high ways that cut towns in half. I'm not anti high way either, if anything highways should just go around cities rather than make life miserable for drivers and pedestrians alike but the asphalt was already laid so undoing nearly a hundred years of retardation is gonna take a while.Listen I agree with you man as a car enthusiast myself that wishes the roads didn’t have 100s of SUVs full of fat women in them but you’re saying this on 4chan. You’re not gonna get good discourse here
>>64335280One thing that bothers me is no one can just CROOOOZE on a motorcycle in the US because some idiot on their phone who doesn’t even want to drive could plow into them at a stoplight and kill them
>>64336708Non Hispanic Whites are the thinnest outside of Asians.
>is that a baby unicorn in your belly puch or are you just happy to see me?
>>64337639You're a fucking stupid kid who lives in a college town.t lives in a rust belt city
>>6433670815 Minute cities are a pipedream thought up by hive city retards who are too addicted to the HUSTLE and BUSTLE of multi million people piles that they refuse to move to an actual 15 minute city that's 100k-250k people and minimal drug addicts. There's literally no reason to waste all that money changing cities that never were supposed to have 3 million pet immigrants dumped into the area to begin with when it would be cheaper to just deport the surplus useless labor.
>>64338465Truly we are a magical place
>>64330419Its just correlated to iq. More retards in the south. Retards dlnt understand nutrition
>>64338467>passes on the shoulder>weaves through traffic like a knitting needle at 100mph>splits lanes >break checks semi >does a wheelie >drives on the median going 30mph over the limit and then slams into a minivan making a left turn "BRO YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR MOTORCYCLES BRO YOU NEED TO SHARE THE ROAD BRO F- FUCKING CAGIE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PARALYZED ME WHY DIDN'T YOU YIELD TO ME BRO" Motorcyclists are cyclists with bigger budgets and smaller dicks.
>>64339851So much jelly.
>>64330461>blames cars>posts a picture of San Francisco Int'l airport, located in one of the most transit-oriented cities in the USAt some point, you thirdies will have to stop using cousin-fucking as an excuse
>>64327124She was a heavy cocaine addict. All cocaine addicts become severe lardasses when they get sober. Especially if they didn't deal with the underlying issues that drove their addiction. Scientology absolutely does not deal with psychological issues except in their specific mind washing mostly denial methods.. Which was effective at keeping her sober, at the cost of her severe obesity.. Meaning she was very easily manipulated and controlled. Heartbreaking when you think about it.
>>64327000>>64327052fitness dick in her amirite
