Things your first gun would say to you today.
>>64331072"why do you still own me"
>>64331072>lol, how did you miss that fucking deer?
>>64331072"Take me out of the case and pump some shells through me!"
“Hey don’t you have like 5k rounds of .22?”
I've never touched or owned a gun
>STOP FUCKING CUMMING ON ME
"Why did you sell me? Was I a bad gun?"
>>64331072>don't marry her
>>64331111What did she mean by this?
>>64331541baby you tripled in price
>>64331072“Hol mich aus diesem dunklen Ort heraus und lass mich ein letztes Mal die herrliche Sonne genießen, Yankee. Verdammt, ich vermisse Hans…”
>>64331072>"6 shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves"
>>64331277Good to see you back, McNig
>>64331072>Why did you pawn me off?
>>64331074This.>t. Sig saar p360 m17 ownerThat bitch at Academy sure knows how to sell a lemon.
>>64333960>P320*Fug.
About what I expected
>>64331541>selling gunsCouldn't be me
>>64331661YOUR FIRST GUN???Was it for meth or some shit?
Only kikes and niggers sell their first gun. If you lack that sentimentality, you are a subhuman
"please stop considering putting me in your mouth"
>>64331072>You're just gonna let them talk to you like that?>Don't let them disrespect you like this Anon, pull me out>Anon, me or them? Who do you love more?>I know it's me Anon, SAY IT, Say you love me more>I love you too Anon, you have the power, I'll give you my power. Don't let them laugh at youAnyway I've used my allotted prison computer time. Let's hope I don't get raped in the shower today
>>64331072>You don't know if I've murdered someone
>>64331072>Bring mich endlich zum Schießstand!
>>64331541You were a Bryco .22 and I don't even care where you are now.
She’s eagerly awaiting my return from Ban-state hell
>You should dual wield me with that cute little MKIV. Wouldn't that be fun?
>If you're going to jerk off, at least put me back in the safe so I don't have to see.
guns don't talk, dumbo
> Gopfriedschtutz, was isch da loos, wo isch dä Hans-Ueli, wo bliebt mis Röschti?
>>64331072>I dont belong up your ass
>>64331072>oida
>>64331072"Why did you let the cops steal me?"
>Wenn are we going to shoot ze polacks, juden, anglos and (((communist))) pigs again?