How hard is it for a loser to become a cop in LA? Any agency, dont really care which.>late 20s>short and skinny>prior military>unable to find work for over a year>1 dismissed charge over 2 years agoI just want a job, but preferably in LA area because its easier to date brown/asian women than white women, and there is a lot of them. The military will probably take me back because they are desperate. Are the police desperate too?
>>64339534Why are you asking /k/ and not a recruiter?>The military will probably take me back because they are desperate. Are the police desperate too?I've seen commercials for ICE promising shit like student loan debt forgiveness or whatever so if you really don't give a shit who is giving you a check, you could try them.
>>64339542>so if you really don't give a shit who is giving you a check, you could try them.Faggot spotted
>>64339549If I was American I would join ICE. It's like the Wire
>>64339534First of all, try your luck at the post office, better benefits and less dealing with shrieking dindus. Plus, just like the police, they love to hire veterans.Second, if you are dead set on becoming law enforcement, the larger the agency, the easier it is to be hired. Becoming a state police officer will be easier than becoming a county deputy; becoming a federal agent should be even easier for you (who has Mil experience), but the larger the agency, the larger the jurisdiction, so you may be forced to travel. Keep that in mind if you think being forced to relocate is a dealbreaker.Third, if all else fails, the military would love you back. Feel free to investigate other MOS if you didn't like what you were doing before.
>>64339598>Becoming a state police officer will be easier than becoming a county deputy; becoming a federal agent should be even easier for you (who has Mil experience), but the larger the agency, the larger the jurisdiction, so you may be forced to travel.Complete opposite actually. Higher standards and more applicants to compete with.
>>64339608>Higher standardsThat should be no problem for a veteran. They had higher standards in the military than anything law enforcement will throw at them.>more applicants to compete with.Fair enough on this point.
>>64339534You shouldn't have too much of a hard time getting in with LAPD, or if you dont mind possibly patrolling the desert, LASD.What was your MOS and were you honorably discharged (this is important).
>>64339534Join the LASD, they pay better and are way less gay. I have friends in both and LAPD has their hands tied by libtard policies. LASD is the way to go.
>>64339654LASD hours are awful, LAPD is better, or you can try Orange county sheriff or even CHP
>>64339656lel we made the opposite posts at the same time
>>64339598Even better
>>64339534>willingly moving to LA>for datingImagine being this retarded
>>64339534Also if you want azn girls of both the brown and yellow varieties you'd be better off moving into a van and living in San Jose and joining the Santa Clara County sheriffs.
>>64339542This. You don't even have to do much, most immigrants are self-deporting anyway. And if you do have to apprehend someone, its usually the tamale lady or the churro man on the corner, completely easy and defenseless. You're never going to be sent into actual dangerous neighborhoods, unlike a LEO would. Pic related, just sit on your ass and intimidate brown people.https://www.newsweek.com/ice-data-immigrants-self-deportation-trump-administration-2124106If anything, its an accomplishment to simultaneously increase the amount of agents you have, their deployments and raids, while at the same time LOWERING the amount of deportations you have on record.
>>6433965425 series and honorable
>>64339685I can move away once I find a woman. Its just the only place i have ever gotten any attention from women.
>>64339836that means it is a (You) problemunfuck yourself
Zoomer here I graduated highschool in 2022 and did a year of community college before I enlisted in the National Guard in late 2023. A couple of months after finishing OSUT I got deployed and just came back home in July. I'm 21 now and I've decided to go back to school and switched majors to Criminal Justice but it's kinda demoralizing that I started my associates three years ago and that I've should have gotten it last year. Given the state of the economy and also the fact that getting my bachelor's around my mid 20s sounds embarrassing should I just become a cop after getting my associates?
>>64339549Having ICE in your job history is going to backfire hard. So many employers will reject you because they don't want anybody finding out that they hired the American equivalent of a brown shirt (in the eyes of the liberal media).
>>64339534Being a cop is sick. LAPD and LASD would probably both be cool. LAPD doesn’t use shoulder mics though so you might not be able to get radio traffic out during a use of force.
>>64339961How much debt are you taking on? A bachelor's at 26 with barely any debt beats the shit out of 21 and 100k in the hole
>>64340027I have zero debtMy community college has really cheap tuition
>>64339534You said you're prior service, did you do the smart thing and use your GI bill to get a degree? If so go teach english in Japan or Korea and date all of the Asian women you can handle.
>>64340012I mean who cares, if liberal media has that much pull the feds are going to lose the monopoly on violence anyway as incompetent brownoids take everything over
>>64339961A degree alone is meaningless. Or rather, it matters negatively but not positively - it's the bare minimum resume filter. Every decent job is looking at internships, projects, the "extra" shit. Think about what you want to do with your life, then pursue what you need to get you there. If you wanna be a cop, be a cop. If you wanna do something else, come up with a plan to get there.>getting my bachelor's around my mid 20s sounds embarrassingBad mentality, just DGAF about what is normal or expected from society. There's no serious gaps in your resume, nobody will care.
