Is an M1911, with 10 Round extended Magazines loaded with Federal Hydra shok, and a TLR 1 Flashlight the best Handgun for Protecting tall mommies with big milkies?
>>64342579>Is an M1911Yes.
Almost all guns are great for protecting big titty women.Except for some SIG products or anything made by Bubba
>>64342579sex and yes
>>64342579Can confirm.I have used a 1911 with a 10rd CMC magazine and some JHP to defend my big tiddy GF during the pandemic.>Visiting Reno, NV>Pandemic breaks out.>Returning home to CA is sketchy because shit it going down.>Lucky thing I brought some guns with me.>Book an Airbnb for a month.>It's near downtown which wasn't a good idea but GF really wanted it because much river and views.>Bums everywhere.>Unloading car, one of them makes some inquisitive remarks about big tiddy.>Try to ignore him but this bum is being very persistent.>Load up 1911.>Bum schitzo rambles about needing money or he'll to shiv me and go rape GF.>Must have figured I'm a softie because CA license plates.>Flash 1911>Schitzo babble ends, suddenly this retard is perfectly sane.>Apologies and fucks off.Could have shot him just to watch him die, but then I'd be stuck in Folsom prison for a while and I really prefer sucking on dem tiddies.
>>64342682Nice job anon, there's still some masculinity in CA
>>64342966Nah, I ended up moving to Reno because I liked it a lot during my extended visit. It is still possible to buy a house here without it costing more than you will ever earn in your life and it being invaded by feral crackheads on a daily basis that you can't legally do anything about.Come to think of it, Folsom Prison Blues doesn't make sense because in that song Johnny was arrested for shooting a man in Reno, which is in Nevada but then sentenced to prison in California where the crime did not happen.In that scenario he would either be arrested in or extradited to Nevada, charged, tried, convicted, sentenced and incarcerated there. He'd probably be locked up in Carson City, not Folsom.
>>64342682This is why edc wasp or bear spray.
