How does one retake a Polar-bear controlled research base? Asking for a friend.
>>6434527630-06
>>64345276Nerve gas would work, it would have to be very stable and persistent in case the polar bear is out hunting for extended periods of time.
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>>64345276The Russians could easily just drive a BMP there and blast them safely with 7.62IF THEY HAD ANY LEFT LOL
>>64345276Well placed .22lr
>>64345276Why retake them?
>>64345334This. They are frens.
>>64345276depends where. Russia? You can't. If they know you know how to use a gun they will send you to the meat grinder.Europe, Canada, or Alaska? Old school ww2 surplus rifle will do the job fine.
>>64345334>>64345357Befriend the bears.Bears are quite adept for carrying artillery shells. If you can teach them to load you've got yourself a crack artillery platoon.
>>64345357>>64345885Bloodied claws typed these posts.
>>64345892>He doesn't know if you feed them a supply of beer and cigarettes you gain their loyalty
>>64345319mindbroken
>>64345319My money would be on the Bears hijacking the BMP and annexing the North of Russia at this stage.
>>64345951>Envirobear 2025
>>64345357>hey wanna play human today>ohh my back>fuck i hate this job>what's for dinner tonight>did you pay the electricity bill
>>64345276These bears live better than 2 billion people and almost all russians lol
308 or a well placed 22
>>64345977Guess they no longer have to shit in the woods.
>>64345357Curious frens too
Reminder that Russians at a polar station befriended a bear by throwing it food every day for weeks, till it came to trust them, then they threw it a flare and gave it severe burns to its mouth and throat and filmed it's protracted death agonies while laughing. You do not hate Russians enough.
>>64346097Source of the story?
>>64346081So did the bear drop down and help with the dishwashing?
>>64345892no problem, it's russian blood
>>64346097308 or well placed 22 also kill rusniggers
>>64346118I watched the video of it on twitter.
>>64346097We should arm the bears!
>>64346122why do you wanna give the bears HIV?
>>64346148they're not apes, they're immune.
>>64345276shut the fuck up you fuckin faggot, none of your gay ass business bitch and no you do not get to fantasize about randomly killing animals you fucking retard.
>>64346152wtf is this real?!
>>64346162motherfuck you, pussy
>>64346170no way this is real
>>64346170my cat does this sometimes when
>>64346162>>64346174>He doesn't know about kot fu
>>64346174Yes, it's real. My mom's cat does this, too.
>>64346182when? speak!!!!!
>>64346138we're already on ithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)
>>64345276The answer is closer than you think.
>>64345907to be fair that'd work on me too
>>64346231but only gays would call you a bear
>>64345934Bayempays are an endangered species, anon. It's not being mindbroken to say that.
>>64346189when I'm watching ninja turtles on TV
>>64346189Shut up! There's a sniper around! I think the shot came from
>>64345276Bring in platoon of Gay Bears. Once the polar bears have ravaged the bussy's and eaten the gay bears, then they will simply wander off satisfied
>>64345276My dick
>>64345276Why would we want to, they removed and prevent the return of the local zigger infestation.
>>64345357This, let the bears be.
>>64345276Move black bears into the neighborhood until the property values decrease and the polar bears are forced to sell the research facility back to you at a loss.
>>64346081>Ceiling bear is watching you masturbate
In case anyone wondered where depictions of demons come from
>>64346081
>>64345357
>>64345357Why do so many animals LOOK like they are the ethnicity of the country they’re in.These things have almost no human interaction and still somehow look rusky having just occupied a house there.
>>64345281.338 Lapua Magnum as well.
>>64347427But polar bears are white?
>>64347488Only superficially, just like russians.
>>64345357Let them have this. If they can't live on the ice caps, build them houses.
>>64345971>Those feels>Want to just go to the artic circle and live off seal meat instead of dealing with modern society?Kind of want to go out and find my own disused research station if I'm being honest.
>>64346876Looks almost like a dog or wolf.
>>64347327Glad to see the old ways are not entirely lost.
>>64346118It is not a story, there is a video that shows it. I watched it years ago too. Not sure anymore if it was a flare or a really big fire cracker. The bear was in agony though, writhing on the ground and burying its muzzle in the snow.
>>64346534Anon... polar bears are black
>>64347408>when your wife's boyfriend brings seal meat
>>6434527650cal
>>64345286>a .22>against polar bearsyou've never been less gmi
>>64345357>the only species of bear known to intentionally stalk and hunt humans for prey>frens
>>64345357why do they look so huggable if you arent supposed to hug them?
>>64347427>These things have almost no human interaction>still somehow look ruskyAnon, Russians don't have any human interaction either.
>>64345276Russia is sooooo bigDid you know we have polar bears?In houses!
>>64347327God I miss the motivational poster format
10mm.
>>64346151>The Ursus doesnt care for the simians trivial malady
>>64345357Exactly. If not fren why fren shaped?
>>64345892>newfag doesn’t know private wojtek
>>64346064Polar bears mastered indoor plumbing before Indians
>>64346843>>64347327This meme is older than 70% of people that post on here
which caliber would you replace this 5.56 that took down a black bear?
>>64350730F for the Bear. He just wanted to be frens.
>>64345357That is obviously filmed with a drone which is why the bear does not instantly attacks because to polar bears you are food. It is also very obviously startled by something odd thats not a bird but flying it sees for the first time.
>>64351062Does not being on top of the food chain upset you? So few people are killed by deadly animals I think it's worth preserving them, we accept car deaths and gun deaths to dwarf animal attacks so it's worth keeping them around for future generations.
>>64350426They've already started making head protection. Its only a matter of time before they fully exceed India in technological capability.
>>64350730Prolly .223
>>64346138the story of the vets throwing cigs to Wojtek when they visited him in the zoo post-war will never not be heartwarming.
>>64349396that's .308
>>64350730i want to murder that bastard in front of his children
>>64351168Supposedly they tried to break him out a few times to go on a pub crawl.
>>64351030>>64351177fuck off reddit trannies
>>64351188hang yourself you sad sack of shit
>>64351188No fuck you zigger man!
>>64351177when you stumble into a bear's home, you're gonna get fucked up and most will agree it's something inevitable. In fact, this is universally true with any big animal when something encroaches into their home.This situation is the exact same, except it's a human's home.
>>64351200you're wasting your time on these >>64351198 >>64351199 faggots
>>64351387What do (You) think this map represents?
>>64351199still falseflagging jeet?
>>64350730I love that video. Its every faggot on k with a gun light. Im off to go flag the family...
>>64345357They're also an endangered species so killing them feels like a dick move.
>>64351440>Its every faggot on k with a gun lightyou're not wrongapparently the guy who shot the bear is a friend of this guntuber
screenshots from this article https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/polar-bears-take-over-abandoned-research-station-russian-arctic-2025-09-26/
>>64351472>>64351479if anyone could make a gif of these two images that would be greatheres one I made but it's not very good
>>64347678Well yeah, ursids are the closest relatives of canids
>>64351492>Change the colors>PARTY HARD!
>>64351404>Hurting animals is funThink someone is projecting here?>>64351451Essentially this. If they are not doing any harm why attack them?
>>64351479>I know what you are
>>64351492Novichok bait
>>64351177You're a fucking pussy who would let a home invader or a bear kill and rape your children in your own home. You won't do shit you limpwristed homosexual
>>64351123>already invented the wheel tooGod there’s no stopping them
Polar bears are frens, not foes. If you're cold, they're cold, let them inside.
>>64353239Bears are bros
>>64353239>
They just want to have a good time with you
You wouldn't let these guys starve would you /k/?
They just want some food. They're gentle
They even help with chores
polar bears are literally harmless. just look at this one being peaceful in a field of flowers. totally harmless, basically a big dog
>>64351492>>64351521
I'm pleased that I'm not the only one bear posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZkCFoqSBs
The bear is the spirit animal of /k/Large hairy creature doing crazy shit innawoods that just wants to chill.
bear wife > deer wife
>>64349487Coca cola commercials.
>>64351123So bears superpower by 2030?
oh we bear postin huh
honey I'm hoooooome!
>>64353727Say what you will about bears but at least they have the good sense to shit in the woods instead of the streets
bear cavalry WHEN?!?!?!?
>>64353767Time for cuddles
>>64353772It is hilarious to me that people saw the dozen or so hyper intelligent/hard working Indians outside of India and just assumed that they must all be like that. Like India is some untapped goldmine of superhumans, instead of it being the same situation as every other third world barely industrialized shithole on the planet, that the majority of the population are barely illiterate savages, and the ones you see outside their homeland are the exceptions that leveraged their exceptional talents to get the fuck out of there.
>>64353784Canadians tried something similar with the moose, it went poorly.
>>64353809Moose are far too temperamental to be domesticated or even tamed for such purposes.
>>64353805Seems to me more like billionaires saw the >1 billion exploitable scab workers with at least a basic grasp on english
>>64347427The sun is the same for them, so they too have to squint their eyes.
>>64353819>ignores that modern cows came from Aurochs who were so fierce they caused the myth of the fucking MinotaurJared Diamond pls go
>>64353858Didn't the nazis try to bring these back so they could wrestle them or some shit?
>>64353858>Jared Diamondno I've just had a lot of Moose tear my shit up for no reason, fuck Moose.
>>64353819Moose will FUCK your shit up, especially when they're in the rut. I avoid going to public land to shoot during late October/November because I'd almost certainly get gored by one. They're more tenacious than a polar bear IMO.
>>64353866What?>>64353866Yeah. My point is everything in tamable with enough time. History proves this.
>>64353772The bear is a fine creature. A symbol of strength, intelligence, ferocity, a little blind and reckless at times but courageous beyond all doubt.
>>64353866I dont know about the nazi bear wraslin part, but there were attempts to breed a similar looking animal in the 20s or 30s iirc. They basically got halfway there and called it good (it was not good). Same with that whole dire wolf thing recently.
>>64354073aurochs not bears. Sorry this thread made me bear brained
Americans are obsessed with invading the beautiful land of Russia. It will be your final mistake.
>>64354108The irony is that it's only beautiful where there are no Russians.
>>64353914scene straight from alien
>>64349396iirc .22lr (or was it .22 magnum?) was originally used as a bison hunting round and was also popular for bear hunting. Shot placement is what matters.That being said, polar bears are a lot fuckin tougher than black or even brown bears, so I'd still be perturbed if that's all I had
>>64345357So, uh, it's literally the next Command & Conquer unit we'll soon see live on the field, isn't it?
>>64353747No but, seriously, there are people just filming and interacting with them just like that? I'd be shitting my pants and would quietly move away, then quickly move away as soon as he can't see me anymore.
>>64350438>older than 70%Try 5% or less>T. Ancient fag
>>64345276I’m reading The Terror which has a massive polar bear stalking the stranded crew. Now this comes up. Get out of my head get out of my head.
>>64354903most bear domestication videos are from russiaCuz I think russians just accept they're not fully tamed and can kill them on the spot and are ok with that
>>64354993You should not be allowed to post on 4chan without proof you had a photobucket account
>>64355137People who cannot prove that they were once GNAA members should not be allowed to post.
>>64355160I'm an oldfag and I have no idea what that is :(Will my vgcats and nationstates account information do?
>>64355165>NationstatesThat will do. Old school Spacebattles would have worked as well as a confirmation of age. Hope i don't get autobanned for a wiki link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Nigger_Association_of_AmericaTheme song for post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IgoitlgZOI
>>64355160>>64355165How about geocities?
>>64355197Stop fishing for info. I'm old and i have been around a while, leave it at that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUwh-C5w7II&list=RDV-4N0xBpU38&index=5
None of you are thinking correctly. The answer is obvious.It may involve an increase in your Homer tax.I mean your Home-OWNER tax.
>>64355432Do you have any idea how many potatoes, crop dusters and An-2s we could make for that cost?
>>64355501Lukashenko is a OK guy some times.
A man who was denied a well deserved promotion.....He waits knowing that with patience he will get what he is owed...He waits...He isn't the man the world wants nor is he the hero we expected, he is what humanity needs....
>>64351200>tries to draw a comparison between a species barely 50k strong and one that lives in every continent on earth with almost 9B populationtrigger happy vermin. hope a bear mauls you in your sleep
>>64347408>An Polar Bear.jpg
>>64353300>only YOU can stop mountain road accidents!
>>64353672>bear wife > deer wifeGo home Tormund, you're drunk.
>>64354827The question is which side? I don't know if we have fully sidestepped from the Generals to RA2 timeline now?>>64355918Glad someone spotted that.
>>64356054>Glad someone spotted that.
>>64347488>But polar bears are white?Does he know?
>>64345276>Abandoned Why bother ? Leave them be, it's a good research and observation opportunity, if they move to close to human population than most hunting guns will do. It's russia though so probably somehting retarded will happen.
>>64356325>It's russia though so probably somehting retarded will happen.Bears to annex Northern Russia?
>>64345357I thought polar bears were solitary animals?Is it natural for them to just form groups and chill out during the summer months when there's plenty of food to go around?
>>64351188You know, if it wasn't clearly a baby the guy shot, it would probably be a lot more impressive.Like, if the dude was gunning down a Golden Retriever or a goat, would you still think it was epic?Because that's kind of the threat that a lone baby black bear poses.
>>64353300Hes so based and road safetypilled I... I cant compete...
>>64351397Going by the text, it seems to imply that conservatives don't value or appreciate anyone who is not directly benefiting them and don't care about the state of the world they live unless it's directly affecting them, whilst liberals are more community based and, on the whole, more moral and decent people who try to make the world a better place because it's their home and not just somewhere they happen to be inhabiting at this particular point in time.I'm pretty sure that's not what the Anon who posted this thinks it shows though.
>>64355907>one that lives in every continent on earth with almost 9B populationThat’s completely false. Humans only live in North America and Europe with minimal amounts spread elsewhere.
>>64356630No retard, it shows that liberals care more about a random fuzzy animal halfway across the world than they do their family, community, and country
>>64356606Post a single gun you own you giant faggot
I think it's our year!
>>64353358https://youtu.be/UI1cuht8jh0?t=9
>>64357025You're retarded, a dot away from the center encompasses all the circles closer to the center
>>64351071>Does not being on top of the food chain upset you?Anon, I'm pretty sure polar bears are gotten a lot more often than they get one of us.That said, I agree tha preserving them is worthwhile, as long as they are kept the fuck away from human settlements.
>>64357816>I agree tha preserving them is worthwhile, as long as they are kept the fuck away from human settlementsUnfortunately, people keep making settlements closer and closer to them.It's a bit like Indians being told they could live in the parts of the continent not being used by the white man.
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