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Who has broken into the armory again and replicated a bunch of handheld vacuums?

I don't fucking care how many times a week you force me to see that counselor, I'M NOT GETTING IN THE FUCKING SUICIDE POD

>>64357056
Sir it's called a transporter.

>>64356711
Is that a fucking Narendra? Based, Romulans aren't people, you can kill them without feeling anything its ok.

Holodeck computer, load program maximum boobage version 7.8, disable safeties, run program.

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>>64357068
It's called a go fuck yourself, Chief.
Even if we ignore the philosophical implications of being destroyed and cloned in another place, this shit malfunctions like every other month
Chief, our first officer and tactical officer are now one person
AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN LET THIS MERGED OFFICER BE THE FIRST OFFICER
THEY DEMOTED HALF OF OUR FIRSTACTICAL OFFICER

THIS STARSHIP IS A CLOWNSHIP AND STARFLEET IS THE CIRCUS

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>>64356711
>BWEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEwewwWWWWWWWW
>FLOODING, FLOODING, FLOODING!
>reason for flooding: Holodeck Semen Tanks Overload detected in holodeck suite 1-220-2
>Repair 1 Bravo pipe patching team, report to space 1-220-2

>>64356711
Why is there a "You may live to see man-made degeneracy beyond your comprehension" written above the holodeck entrance? That's not how the original quote says!

>>64357085
> Warning: Mammary overload detected on deck 9.

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>I CANT OVERRIDE THE SYSTEM IS CRASHING
>SIR HE'S STILL ASKING HOLODECK TO MAKE THEM LARGER
>OH NOOOOO-

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Someone beam up the janitor upstairs. The toiletry at the top deck is fully clogged again

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>>64356744
All of /k/ starts arguing over whether disruptors or phasers are superior (with internal disagreement on amplitude, wavelength, phase settings etc), until they realise that the Federation already had the designs for the literal perfect infantry weapon and just couldn't be bothered to actually build it.

Okay who the fuck replaced my holodeck file with 100 copies of some shit named “Anne frank pregnant attic”?

>>64357308
oh my fucking goodness yup we're gonna go take a shit up at forwards berthing hooyah

>>64357324
Not me...

>>64357308
berthing 3 piss-wave memories we love being below the waterline!!!

>>64357335
Well whoever did it can go fuck themseves. They deleted the fully functional catalog of every human made weapon from BCE to First Contact.

I hope this Anne frank Bint was worth deleting valuable history

>>64357318
Yeah but it was made only for left handed people which is why it was fucked.

>>64357443
We live in the age of replicators you fucking retard. Just type in the gun and say “left or right handed” and it’ll make it. Jesus Christ that’s easy

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>>64357453
Oh....I already deleted the specs?

>>64357308
MFW this happened on my boat. Blowing sanitation tanks overboard and forgot to shut deck drains. I could smell the stench in the engine room.

>>64357197
Mammary Alpha 5.

>>64357308
Indian navy?

>>64357517
>implying they wouldn't have a designated shitting deck
The fact that there is a loo onboard to begin with tells everyone its not.

>>64357537
Nah. Indians HAVE loos. They just don’t use them because toilet witch.

Which is worse.

>>64357537
>have loo
>shit on deck anyway
Proves nothing.

>>64357553
So what is it? Their kitchen?

>>64357549
>>64357537
>>64357517
Is this why “indians” no longer exist in the 24th century? I mean I heard their country was heavily destroyed by that Kahn fella during the eugenics war… course it’s called “greater Pakistan”

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>>64357308
>computer, isolate section 7ooP with force fields
>take a panel of the wall
>disable artificial gravity
>pull the lever to open the hatch to vent the whole section into space
>close hatch

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I just want Zora to experiment on my body chemistry.

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>I'm Every Woman" was originally sung byChaka Khan
And you millennials thought it was Whitney. .

>>64357564
On that matter name me 1 jeet character in Star Trek

Also no Bashir isn’t a jeet he’s a proud dune coon

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>>64357602
>He doesn't know about the chief engineer in TNG S1

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>>64357602
Childs play.

>>64357443
For a gun that can scan through concealment and cover, and teleport a bullet with muzzle-velocity energy into a place where it's only a few millimeters away from the bad-guys skull, I will learn to shoot left handed.

>>64357197
> And here we see the mating ritual of the Betazed female, a rhythmic pulsation of the pectoral muscles which generates an eye catching motion of the breasts.

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>when you redeem code on a ship

>>64357654
>we have high hopes

Viewing images from computer database
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Why do Klingons like disrupters
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How to erase memory
How to erase memories safely
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Is it a threesome if they have a symbiote
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How to clear computer search memory
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Me Little Armalite full song

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>>64357681

Captain, once again I have submitted the request for allowing me to access to replicating historical items.
This time i have attached the projections of Borg boarder casualties as a result of me filling the bulkheads in engineering with Claymores and adding M67 Fragmentation grenades to the standard armament of our tactical squads.

>>64357564
I think they got wiped in ww3, or immediately after in the post Atomic horror. That's right Star Trek history has a period referred to as the post Atomic horror.

>>64357681
Well at least someone didn't review 2 Klingons 1 Targ.

>>64357706
Fuck the borg use it on romulans. Least then you can use it multiple times.

>>64357728

Borg shields only adapt to energy weapons. Physical force always rips them apart, which is why those two security ensigns on third shift rotation are always arguing about katanas versus claymores for fighting them. I think I saw one of them carrying a katana too.

Wouldn't be the weirdest shit on this ship, not by a light-year.

>>64357745
> Physical force always rips them apart
Fucking clanners

>>64356711
>Star Fleet Command
>Stardate:24979
>the Federation StarShip John Moses Browning sent a distress call at 2143 shipboard/1343 Zulu time indicating that they were being boarded by the Borg
>the Starship John Moses Browning is a museum ship, specializing in the catalog of the life and inventions of John Moses Browning
>the USS JMB (shortened for brevity) was written off as a total loss, as a museum ship it's only "defensive" armaments were it's navigational deflector shields and a single phaser emitter, totally incapable of holding off a Borg ship
>however 15 minutes later at 2158 local/1358 Zulu the USS JMB reported that it had repelled the Borg and inflicted grievous casualties on the Borg
>Starfleet Command was absolutely shocked by this transmission, and wary of a Borg ambush dispatched multiple starships (omitted due to brevity) to investigate
>it turns out that the small contingent of Security personnel tried to repel the Borg with standard issue phasers, only to be completely overwhelmed once the Borg adapted
>the remaining crew, falling back to the exhibits awaited their grim fate
>then crewman [REDACTED] broke into a exhibit containing a Browning Automatic Rifle, Model 1917, and using emergency replicatior access created 12 M1917 magazines loaded with caliber .30-06 projectiles
>then [Redacted] singlehandedly dispatched 73 Borg drones and the Borg ship sensing that the resource expenditure outweighed the assimilation attempts, and withdrew, removing the bodies of the drones and all assimilated crew members
>never before has a Borg ship been sent to flight, and further debriefing was requested by [REDACTED]

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>>64357308

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>>64357786
>get the fuck off my ship

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>>64356711
/k/aptain's log, stardate 80085-69...

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>>64356711
>having Transporter technology
>still being vulnerable to "torpedoes".
>not being able to transport a chunk of metal in front of a torpedo at will
>not being able for that matter to just disrupt an incoming torpedo at will
Explain yourself trekoids.

>>64357786
Question.
What racial slurs would be appropriate for the borg?

>>64357817
jiggaborgs

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>BLOODY BENCHOD MAROONED ME ON SHITTY ALPHA 5 I REDEEM GENESIS YOU FUCKING BITCH FUCK!!!!

>>64357817
Clankerslop

>>64357822
I like it. It’s got a ring to it

>>64357817
Why waste time on suxh stupid thoughts when we should be thinking how to effectively kill them…

But to answer your question borgers

>>64357817
Swedish.

>>64357809
>every weapon ever used against it is absorbed and forms at scale on the hull and is counter-used against federation forces
>crewmembers are assimilated directly into boxes of ammo
>civilians from an ancient forum named /k/ are constantly trying to sneak aboard and the airlocks are filled with dozens of empty green .50 cal boxs from instant ammotransborgifcation which serves to lure in even more /k/ posters
>the federation stopped trying to prevent them from approching it years ago after a single RPG warhead the size of a constitution class destroyed a constitution class ship in one hit

>>64357517
>>64357537
>>64357549
>>64357553
Poop deck

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>>64357308
yo get the fuck away from this before Chief figures out he needs a volunteer

>>64356711
SHITTERS CLOGGED!

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>>64357911
Hasn't The Chief suffered enough? He's the only senior NCO in Starfleet, and he's got enough on his plate. Pick up a mop and do your bit. Chief will thank you for it, even if he never hears about it.

>>64357812

>shields have to be up in battle to defend against everything else being shot at you
>transporters don't work when shields are up

Simple as.

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FOR THE LAST TIME
DON'T TRY TRANSPORTING POO OUT OF YOUR BOWLS OUT INTO SPACE
I don't CARE what state the toilets are in, I had to send 2 people to the infirmary in critical condition because they thought they could reliably localize a transport field entirely in their large intestine without clipping a good chunk of it and god knows what else.

wait hold up
>uh huh
>yeah
>understood, thank you doctor
Correction, ONE in critical condition AND ONE DEAD

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>>64358115
I'm still amazed that nobody in the setting thought to use transporters as a weapon. Even if instantly removing large parts of your enemies brains/lungs/hearts etc. is a little too grizzly for Starfleet sensibilities then just transport them out into hard vacuum, it's basically everything that exists outside of the ships hull, and besides - fuck those guys, they got what they were asking for.

If that's still too unpleasant for Starfleet regulations then just transport them into a holding cell, and remove their weapons in transport (something that's apparently a trivial problem for them). Shit, strip them naked when you put them down in the brig; just as a laugh.

>>64358115
Speaking of Poop friendly reminder that solid waste aboard our ship is reconstituted and re matterized into replicator supplies.

Have fun eating in the mess hall, it’s taco Tuesday :)

>To whoever is replicating high-explosives and leaving them around the ship's crawlspaces; this is a place of work in highly dangerous situations, not a daredevil playhouse. Please cease immediately or you will be detained and prosecuted.

>>64358146
Shields block transporters

>>64358150
What do you think the chemicals forming the plants and meat, gathered organically today in RL, used to be before they became food?

>>64358146
You should have a read of the Known Space books (if you haven't already) several of those go in to very niche uses of an equivalent to the transporters (food delivery / table clearing / buildings with no need for corridors / waste removal / ship refuelling)

>>64358146
has anyone ever considered how much o'brien looks like Jeremy Clarkson

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>>64358146
>instantly removing large parts of your enemies brains/lungs/hearts
>ensign transport thier heads directly to the spikes on the bow
Yeah, naw. Not even Kirk.

>>64358146
>>64358155
Mine has always been
>Beam a live photon torpedo directly next to a targets shields and detonate it the moment transport is complete

>>64358161
I liked the 'World Out of Time' Dikta transporter that transported the cellular debris out of my body and I'm young again.

>>64358146
I think teleporters at that time are only able to recognize a full person as a whole then say a specific part of their body.

>Be on Federation ship
>Have Holodeck and Replicator Technology
>Holodecks can simulate an area larger than the room that they're in
>Crew can interact with objects in the Holodeck as if they were real
>For some reason crew quarters aren't holodecks that get shutdown during Yellow / Red Alert with basic sleeping accommodation in the event of power issues

>>64357318
Look, when in doubt, set your phaser to maximum. I know Starfleet frowns on excessive force, but following the regs won’t make dying feel better.

>>64358146
I always figured transporters were too slow and required too much precision to be practical as reaction-time weapons
Transporting a thug holding people hostage right into a holding cell? sure, transporters can even "filter" things like weapons and diseases mid transport.
But if a phaser is a practical option it's virtually guaranteed to be faster, more effective and with fewer opportunities for some mishap.

Sex with BOTH of the Klingon sisters.

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>>64358161
I hadn't heard of, or encountered, them before. Thanks for the recommendation. Is the 'Three Books of Known Space' a good place to start with that series?

>>64358174
>Captain, Klingon boarding parties have transported onboard the Enterprise!
>Shall I deploy security teams to fight them?
>"No. Transport every Klingon lifesign that isn't Worf out into space"
>Sir?
>"I'm sure that the computer can handle that, do it in sequence if you don't think that we can transport all of them at once"
>A few seconds later a large number of Klingons appear directly in front of the Enterprise, visibly outraged at such a dishonorable death, and screaming profanities with their last breath that nobody will ever hear
>Picard turns to the replicator "Tea, Earl Gray, Hot"
>Just another day in Starfleet.
Yes, Star Trek tech is just that retardedly overpowered. The only reason I can see that anybody has any problems at all in the shows are either authorial fiat, them being deliberately dumb, or Star Fleet's talent for writing just the perfect regulation to get in the way of the simple and straightforward solution to the problem at hand (possibly the most realistic part of the show).

>>64358187
That still doesn't stop us weaponising them, see above.

>>64358210
Holodecks consume a lot of power, IINM The Enterprise was the exception for having these holodecks on-board rather than the rule.
Besides, using holodecks as your living quarters means you'll have a crew of Broccolis

Hey guys, I just gassed a planet of innocent civilians to prove a point to that faggot Eddington. Do we have anymore torpedoes?

they should make gay sex with com badges on and call it the USS Menterprise

>>64358157
I’m ware but there’s less steps from poop from your ass to food on your tray when replicators are involved then thousands of years of cultivating

>>64358230
I never said it wouldn’t stop us from weaponizing them as shown multiple times in trek. I was simply stating that with what we have seen teleporters cannot pinpoint a human organ or another species organ precisely. Personally I love the idea of teleporting shit into the enemys ship or somewhere and detonating it. Even better if it’s a huge ass explosive.

>>64358237
Based. Fuck Eddington.

>>64358237
>Do we have anymore torpedoes?
Ask Voyager, they have a seemingly infinite supply. If Janeway bitches about transporting them over, remind her she also seems to have an infinite supply of shuttles as well

I've heard of turret-toss olympics but this is getting ridiculous

>>64358230
It's some of the earlier stories so won't have some of the more advanced tech. They all form a fairly continuous narrative set over hundreds of years with multiple perspective characters (occasionally crossing over with each other, or with concepts, equipment, etc.) but as long as you start at one of the first books within a sequence you should be okay to dip in and out (I started with Ringworld for instance). The only exception is the Fleet of Worlds series as that is effectively the finale for it all, and you'll be confused if you haven't read everything leading up to it.

>>64357318
Transporter signals powered by a fucking space ship can be blocked by technology the size of your thumb.

Hey guys, I'm going to be running this holodeck program named "Riker 5 stars" that I found, why does it automatically engage saftey prot

>>64358244
It's the same atoms, protons, neutrons, and electrons. By the time they end up on your plate they're no longer shit, and aren't as stinking or unhealthy as shit would be. It's the same difference.

>>64358334
Show your math.

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>>64356711
To boldly go where no hohol has gone before!

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>>64358334
>intercept transporter signal
>insert a few kg of random trash
>people come out the otherside completely fucked up
>mfw

>>64358334
That never made sense to me. Surely it's a matter of output, rather than some kind of ontological countermeasure? I'm pretty sure that any warp core (which can pump out the basically infinite energy their alcubierre drives need to work) can brute force its way past anything even vaguely man-portable.

>You can build very small radio jammers, sure
>But you push enough watts through the radio and the jammer won't really do anything significant

>>64358385
>klankening
>but in space
based

God bless O'Brien for beaming those Cardassians into burning buildings.

>>64358405
wait is THAT what happened on setlik 3?
and we never got the episode??

>>64358424
It'd be the O'Brien/Barclay episode, O'Brien is stuck in the Holodeck while Barclay loads Medal of Honor: Border Wars.

>>64358625
>O'Brien/Barclay episode

fine, whatever. make it a mirror-universe episode and rotate in a heretofor unexploited trek hottie in evil-mode

>>64357681
Hot klingon female with penis

ATTENTION THIS IS THE LT COMMANDER.

ENSIGN KIM WILL BE PERMANENT ENSIGN AND DENIED ALL PROMOTIONS, RANKS, AND PRIVILLEGES, AND WILL NEVER GET TO DIRECT A STAR TREK EPISODE TO GET THOSE SPECIAL SAG PRIVILEGES.

ALSO COMMANDER WORF PLEASE REPORT TO THE SUFFERING DECK YOUR SON IS HERE.

THAT IS ALL.

>>64358700
>PLEASE REPORT TO THE SUFFERING DECK YOUR SON IS HERE.
Audible kek

>>64358180
In stargate they did that a few times and it worked, until the enemies wisened up.

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FUCK VULCANS
FUCK ROMULANS
FUCK CARDASSIANS
FUCK JEM HADAR
FUCK CHANGLINGS
FUCK BORG
FUCK GORKS
FUCK MORKS
FUCK GORNS
FUCK BORD
FUCK EVERYBODY IN THE DELTA QUADRANT
AND FUCK YOU

>signed the uss /k/onstatution

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>sir your ord-
RAMMING SPEED

>>64358827
I like the breen

>>64358827
>fuck cardassians
>kira
Yes.

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>>64356711
Computer, load holodeck program "seven of nine assimilates my cock", sub program "urethra", disengage safety protocols, run program.

>>64358827
>FUCK THE BORG
don't mind if I do

>>64358876
>7/9 you should definitely fuck other starfleet admirals
>get found out
>changling admiral gets promotion
>ruins starfleet

all right, who messed with the replicator and replaced the formulation for hoppe's no. 9 with that of the contents of Deanna Troi's intestines????

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>>64357625
Digging deeper.
>1 little indian
>2 little indians

>>64358876
>>64358859
>>64358845
Not what I meant by my letter to the galaxy but fuck it sure.


But can we all agree that nobody likes the packleds?

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>>64358700
>COMMANDER WORF PLEASE REPORT TO THE SUFFERING DECK YOUR SON IS HERE.

>>64358968
They make me go.

>>64358340
"Deanna, is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" I'm not sure if riker would make it fits or if barcley would edit it and riker would roll with it

Ok guys let’s write some shit onto the photon torp pods, I’ll start

>”resist this dick”

>>64359067
delete this

>>64359653
No :)

>>64357219
Gods only knows what those filthy Firangi have programmed in there......imagine the smell. Something with lots of white girls they could never get in real life, presumably.

Best space Jews ever and every single one was played by an actual Jew too. LOL!

>>64358876
Her IRL "Conservative", republican pol husband tried to pass her around a Paris sex clubs and all kind of other freaky shit, which means she did quite a bit before the "final straw".

>>64356711
>spent all my replicator credits on a WA 2000 parts kit, reloading bench, 7.5×55mm components and pregnant Gwen Tennyson grip plates
>now have to go see the counsellor every other day
>forgot it was First Contact day
>couldn't afford a slice of cake
>didn't pay back my bunkmate the last time he loaned me time on his holodeck allowance and accidentally created a biohazard when my Janeway program got a little out of hand
>have to watch him eat it with that smug grin on his face through the transparent walls of the plasma coolant conduit on my cleaning rotation
Fuck everything and everyone. I'm going to go AWOL and join the Maquis.

>>64358392

One of the problems with the matter stream is that it can be scrambled by even minor things like magnetic shields and electromagnetic pulses. It's less the jammer and more of a fundamental limitation of transporter technology, no matter how much energy you pump into it. A good operator can work around some of the lesser stuff but there's still hard stops in the physics its built on.

>>64358230
>The only reason I can see that anybody has any problems at all in the shows
There's also the other issue, that no one saying "how has no one thought of this?!?" ever thinks beyond the very first cool clever time they do it. They're gonna do it back. Everyone's gonna do it, if it's possible and people are willing. Some peoples only interaction with scifi is trying to speedrun coming up with a super weapon and then assuming only they get to use it for some reason.

It's like when people play something like DnD and come up with "why don't I just summon the water into their lungs?". Well why don't they? Did you think that far ahead? Would you like to encounter the liche and then you all instantly die from water on the brain? Or, can we just reasonably assume that aside from television censors, there's probably some kind of reason they don't do that?

>>64358146
The Feddies are actually The Culture-level civ and could easily wipe out all life in the Alpha Quadrant if they so wishes. The only reason they don't is for entertainment. They send lightly armed cruiseliners as "explorers" and even then they still wipe the floor of so-called warrior races. Same reason why Feddies don't use Tricobalt torpedoes.

>>64359899
You can have conservative value and still be a freak, don't judge.

>>64359276
>Hi Spoonheads!

>>64359276
>RE: My previous hailing attempt

>>64359276
>remember that time you...

>>64359276
>smile and wait for the flash

>>64359276
>There are FOUR lights!

>>64359276
>My other warhead is tricobalt

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>>64358055
Yes but when the shields are up you don't need this defense measure anyway. So this would clearly be a second line of defense after they are down.

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>>64358391
>>intercept transporter signal
>>insert a few kg of random trash
>>people come out the otherside completely fucked up
Just alter thier DNA and make them subserivant manlets.

>>64357197
LIEUTENANT BARCLAY
REPORT TO MY READY ROOM AT ONCE.

>>64359899
What's extremely funny is due to the scandals that came out that guy lost to his democratic opponent. That opponent was Obama. Jeri Ryan is indirectly responsible for the Obama administration.

>>64361683
Ironically, had he not lost, he would have been the defacto mouthpiece déjure for Obama's handlers, and she would have been First Lady of 9.

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>>64356711
There's literally no difference between this federation and pic related

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>>64356744
I do like the idea of phazers.
They are really multifunctional.

Thight beam and low power will allow you cut trees like a chainsaw. Wider beam to set the wood on fire and you have a fireplace. If you have no wood or other flammable materials, just set it on medium setting and wide beam and just use it to heat some rocks. The hot rocks will radiate heat and keep you warm.

Just keep changing the power setting and it becomes a blowtorch, a welder, a flashlight, a scalpel, a mining tool to bore through rock... Lots of applications.

And of course the weapon applications: It can be a taser, a blinding flash device, overload it and it turns into an IED. Power settings vary from "Just sting him a bit" to "Vaporize his entire body". Then there is the pulse mode and wide-beam options so you can shoot it as a concentrated projectile, a laser-like beam or a wider shotgun-like area effect.

Man, if these were a real thing, they would be part of every survival kit.

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>>64361773
>The hot rocks will radiate heat and keep you warm.
Maybe.

>>64361773
I can see the applications for replacing a lot of tools we have currently irl, but I can also see the tons of regulations and restrictions from them as well. What stopping fat joe from using his phazer meant for welding to point it at his nagging wife, charged it up to the fullest and vaporize her or little timmy playing around with it when no one is looking and accidently overloading it and blow up the house?

>>64361872
>"Oi! You got a loicence for that phaser?"

>>64357318
the engineering department has decided upon the wisdom of not informing the retards that "the perfect infantry weapon" can be replicated in the replicator; especially since the Federation already has the plans and this is a military ship. if Latinum is required for manufacture then they will just go make a few trades with the Ferrenghi.

the aforementioned wisdom does include loaning the weapons out for favors.

>>64361936
You've got to assume that the gun control on the average, non-frontier, Federation world (at least by the time of TNG) is the sort of thing that would make North Korea look liberal on the subject. You probably need a battery of licenses to own a laser tag set up on Earth.

>>64361708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4NEcDO9MNA

Feral Historian? Is that you?

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>>64356711
In libtard lalaland the holodeck is used as a fancy interactive play for theatre kiddies. In in reality it would be use for four things in order.

1) Porn, obviously.
2) Call of the Counterstrike Fortress 2: Eleventy
3) This year's "you're an undead monster in a dying medieval shithole world who eats souls to level up and are plotting to kill God so you can replace Him" game.
4) Simulation sperging for rhetorical purposes.

At least everybody would be getting plenty of exercise. except the spergs. Also when the faggy ebil race of the week tries to board the ship they find out the entire crew is very familiar with assault rifles and longswords.

>>64362101
I would use it for the enhancement of intellect and character and the betterment of myself for all mankind and intelligent races everywhere. Like any good citizen of the UFP would. Why are you such a 21th century degenerate?

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>no vicious sperg race willing to build dyson swarms just to dump unreasonable amounts of energy into making the coolest most powerful and unnecessarily expensive weapons possible

Shit like guns which fire miniatured boosted fission warheads which function by smashing together subcritical masses of alloyed Californium and Americanum on contact with the enemy for a yield of about 30t per round, and fire them at 10,000rpm, and the round acts as a casaba howitzer of course.

En/g/ineering to bridge. /k/aptain, please control the security staff. They've nearly exhausted our replicators to produce obscure calibers. I'm using a box of 7.65 Longue as a coffee coaster.

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>>64362125
Bitch please, I only mentioned the top 4 uses for the holodeck. We're going to do in years what the Eldar took millions of years to achieve. And if the air starts tasting "pink" a little early just set course for the edge of the galaxy and enjoy the fireworks.

>>64361699
what a fucking timeline

>>64359899
>which means she did quite a bit before the "final straw"
never mind the final straw, you gotta wonder what were the freaky bits she was okay with

>>64358888
quads of this is definitely canon

>>64358055
I thought that they could use transporters through shields if you synchronized it with the shield frequency or something?

>>64362101
I'm going to run a program that simulates a holodeck inside the holodeck, then inside that holodeck program I'll run a holodeck program that simulates a holodeck...

>>64357197
>that Star Trek cartoon with the shitty art style has an episode where one of the characters is punished by having to clean the holodeck's bio filters

>>64362238

Only way to do this reliably to non-Borg targets (because lmao Borg) is to have an insider, like O'Brien knowing the Phoenix's shield frequencies because he used to be stationed aboard, or the Duras sisters hacking into Geordi's VISOR to get the D's frequencies right from the engineering displays. Otherwise you're shit out of luck.

>>64362427
Ricktrek the final shittier will never be canon, will never be Trek, and will never be funny.

>mfw Enterprise was my last trek
I feel like I haven't missed a thing. But have heard Lower Decks is watchable.

>>64362512
I'd say it's the most watchable of the nu-treks.
I'd also say that that's damning with faint praise.

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>>64362523
>nu-trek
I may binge off Hulu/we, but not going out of my way for any of it.

>>64357745
>Borg shields only adapt to energy weapons. Physical force always rips them apart
I'm going to have a 'tism moment here. We have zero evidence that the Borg cannot adapt to physical force. We see two instances of physical force in First Contact, Worf on the hull and Picard in the holodeck, both of which are isolated instances and in the case of Picard might not actually be physical objects interacting with the drones.

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>>64362212

>>64362501

It was better than Discovery and most of Picard, which tells you all you need to know about "modern" Trek.

>>64362512
>>64362523

Its main redeeming quality is that it makes fun of Trek in an entertaining way. It's good for laughs, which in all fairness was intentional and makes it at least a qualified success.

>>64358968
>not wanting to fuck a thick ass bitch with a room temp IQ who can be convinced to do anything with some creative phrasing
Just don't trust her with anything needing a safeword and you're good.

>>64362021
Funny, his most recent video is about the Maquis.

>>64357318
Indeed. Mixing teleporter tech with a slug thrower is about perfect.

>>64362453
That shouldn't matter unless you're trying to bypass an adversary's shields. The context was using the transporter to transport hunks of metal into space in front of torpedoes as a type of point defense. That scenario involves using your own transporter through your own shields.

If I'm understanding the technobabble, it should be possible to configure your own transporter to work through your own shields to transport a chunk of metal into the unshielded space directly in front of an incoming torpedo.

>>64358334
Maybe it just fucks with reintegration, a mass going at a fraction of light speed doesn't really need to become a solid again to undo a soft target.

>>64362548
>We have zero evidence that the Borg cannot adapt to physical force
I suspect it boils down to ease of deployment of the adaptation and a cost/benefit analysis of the adaptation. If the adaptation is to just push a hotfix to the drones' pre-existing energy shields, then the drones should be able to adapt near instantaneously at near zero cost. But if the adaptation requires swole giganigga drones, then that might take more time and effort to deploy. In the short term you might enjoy success, but if your forces are routinely defeating the borg with swords then eventually you're going to find yourself facing off against giganigas.

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I wish this was a full RPG. I hope there's a sequel at least.

>>64362714
Honestly, my headcanon is the Borg use wireless energy transfer to buff whatever drones are in range and taking fire. A single drone can adapt but is hard limited by the amount of power it can produce that can be spared to its shields but a group of drones will divert surplus power to one or two drones functioning as point man who can now tank multiple phaser hits set at maximum regardless of frequency adaptation.

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>>64356711
bros did i fuck up?
I met this orion-chick on riza and she somehow convinced me to exchange my fedcreds for some latinum chips and buy this "genuine" romulan distruptor.

>>64362560
STD was a very apt abbreviation and Picard was physically painful to watch so I will grant you that. I hate that you're right about it being the best of recent Trek because if that's the best the content holders can do there's no hope for anything good to come ever again.

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>>64356711
post disruptors
I'll start

>>64357681
>Hot Denobulan female naked
>How to erase memory
>How to erase memories safely
Kek

>>64362876
LD is a Star Trek workplace comedy and if you approach expecting anything other than workplace comedy you're missing the point. A lot of criticism for LD is because it's not an hour long drama, which completely fails as a criticism. It'd be like criticizing TOS for not being a lesbian harem romance.

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>>64362912
>It'd be like criticizing TOS for not being a lesbian harem romance.
>like it should have been under Gene's intimate guidance
DAMN ALL NETWORK CENSORS!

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>>64362876
Why does Picard hate their best character every season?

>>64362877
Why have you posted a PPG from Babylon 5?

>>64362912
I hated it because the comedy is bad, the characters are unlikeable, the art style is trash, and the writing comes off as woke/dei slop in a setting where humanity has moved beyond that kind of shit because it finally unified. It does feel like a love letter to Trek which is more than STD or Picard, but so is a bad fanfic.

>>64363114
Seconding this. The better parts were laughing about how silly Star Trek can be, but the rest just isn't funny or good.

>>64358876
>Computer, load holodeck program "seven of nine
More like six of nine, am i rite?

>>64356744
Why not just use the type 1 if there's literally no recoil?

>>64358392
I always assumed it was that whatever they use to jam a transporter doesn't fully cut out the possibility of transporting something, but adds enough interference to the signal that a non-zero chance of anomaly would happen to whatever's being transported. It may not even be a high risk or a dangerous anomaly, but Starfleet wouldn't take that risk on someone's life or health, and therefore won't risk using the transporter in that scenario.

>>64362912
I think the fact that it still manages to keep the ethos of Star Trek despite being a comedy is remarkable. I handwave bits of canon I hate already, so I'll overlook the more egregious gags.

>>64361461
lasers
and you don't know exactly where the weapons are going to be

>>64357812
That would use too much time and energy in battle. Besides, photon torpedoes can literally fly at warp speed.

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>>64363236
>Ywn get borg nano probes injected directly into your prostate as seven sounds you're cock with her assimilation tubules.

Hahaha yeah.

>>64356711
>Computer, I want you to recreate the early 24th century battle and massacre known as the “Rape of Bajor” via a mixture of historical records and late 24th century Bajoran propaganda exaggerations
>Now I want you to physically alter all members of the Cardassian Guard present at the battle to be exact replicas of Engineer Gilora Rejal
>But for their mental states to remain the same, albeit with the alteration that they now view me as a 11 year old Bajoran schoolgirl
>disengage safety protocols,
>Engage program

>>64360883

The Culture would absolutely wipe the floor with the Federation.

>>64362912
LD has the same problem as all modern trek it's too cynical and in my option too rick and morty. I hear the writers just read memory alpha instead of watching the shows when looking for plots as well.

>>64364243
The Culture eventually dies because the robots it entrusted all of its governance behind picked a fight in the name of freedum with something that they couldn't overcome. TOS has at least three episodes decrying it as a bad idea.

>>64358146
>ship boarded
>transport boarders outside the hull

>>64358237
The maquis weren't innocent. Also they can just go live on the cardassian planet they gassed

>>64364290
Do you even need to transport them anywhere? I don't see why you couldn't just use the transporter to atomize someone and then just hold onto their constituent molecular data and never send them anywhere. Unless I'm just a retard and have my trek knowledge wrong anyone could just delete anyone else from anywhere at any time as long as they have access to a transporter.

>>64356744
It always annoyed me that none of the characters ever had an OG phaser as a family keepsake or something and used it at least once. The most I ever got was some villains like that space jew who kidnapped Data using an OG Disruptor.

>>64364786
something something techo babble pattern degradation. Scotty used that trick to survive from the tos to tng eras and the crew of another ship used it to survive as well.

>the klingons deserve genocide
>the romulans deserve genocide
>the cardassians deserve genocide
>the changelings deserve genocide
>the breen deserve genocide

did I miss anyone?

>>64362766
That game was a significantly better TNG-era movie than most of the TNG-era movies. Not perfect, but a lot better than most.

>>64361493
I think what you meant to say was "horny catgirls"

>>64364786
This actually happens in Strange New Worlds at one point, as a last-ditch attempt to contain a non-corporeal entity. Suck it back into the gay baby jail device it broke out of, then beam the device to nowhere until they can figure out what the hell to do about it. It doesn't quite work out as planned but it's close.
>>64364843
Same show also shows it being used as a quick and dirty field medical trick, store someone in the buffer for a few days if you know the relief convoy will have the equipment you need to save someone that'll die before then kind of stuff. Though it also shows one of multiple reasons why it's not common practice, and why Scotty managing to rig a system to do it for decades is so impressive.

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>>64365010
the Ferengi and the niggerians from planet Detroitius IV

>>64357681
>>64362897

The irony is that one of Phlox's Denobulan wives showed up in one episode and she looked pretty good.

>>64357453
Look, the gun's mechanism relies on having the correct chirality. You can make a right-handed version, but it'll only work in alternate dimensions where you're left-handed. And no, you can't just swap the furniture, it's all part of it.

>>64361872
What's stopping Fat Joe from using a regular oxyacetylene welding torch on his wife?

Anyone know where I can get a latinum plated AK? Asking for a friend!

>>64365216

How you gonna plate it with liquid metal? Just use gold like every other frontier bumpkin.

>>64364262
>it's too cynical
What the fuck are you talking about?

Like seriously

>>64365283
The Negus managed to do it to his toilet?

>>64365739

Didn't he use some wacky Karemman forcefield rig to have it flow around the toilet's surface? Must've been expensive.

>>64365661
The entire point of Trek was always a hopeful look at a future where humanity survived its own destructive impulses and ascended to the stars as unified peaceful explorers. Hope in progress, science, the enlightenment of cultural understanding, the belief that we as a species can become more and better. It's kind of the entire overarching subplot of Q in TnG. Nu-Trek is bitter. It's dark and presents a bleakness that the future won't actually get and stay better, that everything will just slide back towards dystopia. I get it, TnG and its contemporaries were a mirror of the time they were made. Post 9/11 the American outlook on the world got worse and it's just accelerating. Having media reflect that instead of providing a message that while shit is bad now we can make it better especially with a series that has always been about that hope is what makes me, at least, hate it so much. I don't want to watch "in the grim darkness of the 24th century shit goes bad again", I want to watch "We know shit is bad now, we can discuss it through the lens of scifi, and we can promise it's possible to get better."

>>64365934
[Incoming schizophrenia]
It's all an element of control to make people docile. The increase in media that feature dystopias (especially franchises that used to be at least vaguely utopian) is for two reasons:
- So people think "Sure, I'm living in an increasingly horrendous surveillance dystopia, but at least it's not as bad as THAT dystopia"
- So they don't have a template to define the kind of society they want the future to actually be

Wait a second if we have a starship do you think we could perform a time warp to go back in time and kidnap John Browning?

>>64366204
That would seem... logical.

>>64362125
>21th

>>64362101
>get caught mid session dual welding M240s and riding a dragon with giant boobs while roasting peasent faggots

>>64364154
>computer, increase the diameter of the sounding tubes by 10mm, restrain me into a rubber gimp-suit and hang me upside down over a pit of farting bajorians suspended only the sounding tube

>>64364786
I think one of the Next Generation episodes had a plot point where they beamed a bomb off the ship into space with the transporter set to "maximum dispersion" and the ship was saved because the molecules of the bomb were now a space cloud the size of an apartment building.
If there's settings like that then really there's no limit to the tomfuckery you could do with the transporter. Take 50lbs of plutonium and beam it somewhere at minimum dispersion so it arrives compressed into an area the size of a soda can. Beam Deanna Troi back from an away mission with the transporter set at 125% scale to make her a 6'7" Amazon. Assassinate anyone anywhere by turning them into a fine mist.

>>64366741
>increase the breast size of female away team members in tiny increments every time they beam out
>I havent been caught yet
>the results are amazing

>>64366753
You know I was thinking about it and the societal implications are kind of staggering. No more short kings - you just slip 50 credits to the transporter operator and you beam out at 5'6" and come back 6'2".
Take a 1" thick bar of aluminum, beam it back with the dispersion turned down and you've got super aluminum - half the size but twice the density.

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is ships counselor a real job?

>>64357197
>Computer, open the "Homework" folder in my directory.
>"Password required."
>Betazed Mommy Milkers.
>"Access granted."
>Load program "Deanna Futa 7."
>Set penile length to three feet.
>Set libido to 200%.
>Disable all safety measures.
>Lock holodeck doors and disable all communications channels with the holodeck, priority code Barclay-Alpha-One.
>"Acknowledged."
>Run program.

>>64357580
Thanks, chief. I knew we kept you for a reason besides your yellow fever waifu...

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>>64366786
yeah

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>>64366856
oh ok good

>>64364786
Shields block transporters. So military applications are limited.
And if you want to assassinate someone not behind shields there are a million ways anyway. They give everyone with a yellow uniform atomization death rays that can melt through walls after all.

>>64359276
>.... consequently

>>64366930
many times shields go down for whatever reason, why don't ships use that opportunity to beam explosives onto the enemy ship or beam enemy bridge/engineering crew into space?

I know I know, it's social commentary with a slap of sci-fi paint but the real life implications of transporters would be quite disturbing.

>>64367071
There was one of the original series novels (with Robert April commanding and Kirk's dad as first officer) where they beamed a limpet mine into the warp core of an enemy fleet carrier, completely destroying it

>>64366786
>>64366874
I knew that was April. Goddamn I miss that slut.

>>64365934
I am not reading all that bullshit. Lower Decks and Prodigy aren't like DISCO or Picard. Don't run your mouth if you don't know what you're talking about.

>>64366786
>>64366874
Time for a nostalgia fap I guess

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>>64367755
This is your ship's counselor, don't call her names

>>64367924
>O'brian, beam the alien delegation and myself to the surface of counciler trois breasts, standard away kit

>>64366741
>>64366753
>>64366776
Density shifting would be easy, but you couldn't modify biological beings that way without massive medical issues.

>>64367071
Because if an enemy's shields are down you might as well continue using the directed energy weapons and antimatter warheads you used to bring down their shields to destroy the ship instead of trying to use a transporter. Not only do many things other than shields interfere with transporters, ships are also limited in transport capacity.

The captain should establish strict protocols for time travel anomalies because I'm tired of preventing tards from trying to help the nazis win ww2 every single time we get sucked into one of those.

>>64368289
Why? Most of them are brown anyway and the nazis give them a free train ride for their troubles?

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>>64356711
Are we still pretending there isn't a giant barrier around the Milky Way? The Federation can't keep the truth buried forever, Kirk saw it.

>>64368289
you can clearly see the general direction that causality wants to go, if the nazis werent meant to win then why does it keep remanifesting itslef?

>>64362560
We have been at modern trek since entreprise (some say since voyager).
When does it all end?

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>>64368746
>modern trek
"Modern" is Next Gen on.

I really liked the starship that Khan and his crew hijack in Wrath of Khan

It's a kino movie but I sort of wish he and his people had gotten away

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>>64368609
The Kelvin's ship was destroyed by it. It's there.

>>64366679
Who told of my program, and what is your space discord.

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>>64368779
>his people had gotten away
Kahn and his traitor wife were given thier chance on Ceti Alpha 5. It wasn't the first time they were together.

>>64368819
yeah but Ceti Alpha VI

>>64368746
nu-trek refers exclusive to discovery on, some would even throw in the tos reboots which were just generic sci-fi action flicks with a trek paintjob.

>>64368088
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. It would work just fine. If there's not enough biological material just tie the replicators into the transporter console to fill in the missing details

>>64368772
Modern is post-Enterprise. Discovery, Picard, lower decks, the lensflaretrek movies

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>>64369094
>which were just generic sci-fi action flicks with a trek paintjob
I liked Galaxy Quest!

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>[hysterical schizo babble about Russians]

>>64369142
Daddy issues.

To: Engineering and Tactical Staff
Re: Phaser Upgrades

I have been informed by FLEETCOM in no uncertain terms that the incessant flood of requisition forms for starbase-scale phaser arrays are to cease. They did say that the technical diagrams included to resolve the power delivery issues are a novel and creative approach and warrant further research. However, they said, and I quote, "Even if we were inclined to chop out three decks to fit the thing in, it'd be getting done at drydock and not by your crew while out on patrol."

>>64356744
>Type-1 #1
>Type-2 #3
>Type-3 #4

>>64358283
>Even better if it’s a huge ass explosive.
For me, it would be the humble baggie of flaming dog doo. Directly to the enemy's bridge.

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>>64358700
>ALSO COMMANDER WORF PLEASE REPORT TO THE SUFFERING DECK YOUR SON IS HERE.

>>64369113
Galaxy Quest was more trek than STD. I'll die on this hill, feel free to die with me.

I do like SNW tho, it's woke but it isn't so fucking obnoxious about it.

>>64369626
SNW is a compromise between Nu and regular Trek in that it sometimes has good stories worthy of the brand like the courtroom episode with the Number One chick, and sometimes (mostly in S3) has horrible tone-deaf meme episodes that feel like the writers saw Spock's Brain and thought that was something to emulate instead of one of the worse episodes into the show prior to STD's offerings, like the musical episode and that one where everyone turns into Vulcans while forgetting that Vulcans spend their formative years being taught logic and emotional control.

>>64369709
Yeah it has some doozys in it, but it never made me say "I don't want to see the next one" like picard or std did. This last season did lean into those pretty heavy, heard it was because of the writers strike. I kinda buy it, since it didn't really go anywhere.

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>>64356711
I cum inside alien females even in /k/. Call me a /k/ummando..

I will counter that trek was always woke, just that the older stuff doesn't seem so much now. The old stuff also had better writing and disguised it more than the modern hamfisted preaching.

>>64369812
It was the kind of woke that didn't want to burn you at the stake for disagreeing with it though, which is a whole different beast from today's woke.

>>64369709
SNW has the best S1 and worse S3 of any Trek show.
>>64369737
Yeah, it really feels like a lot of drafts that needed to either be tossed or a few more passes made it to screen in S3. The explanation I heard was that the timing of the strike and rush to get scripts done so production could begin, plus the fact that at the time they weren't even sure they were getting renewed past S3, really put the crunch on. And then despite that rush it ended up taking an extra year between seasons anyway because of the production log jam it all caused. It sounds plausible to me at least.

>>64364834
I think the closest we got was Reed who was pretty much a /k/ommando.
>>64369626
Galaxy Quest is widely accepted as the best trek movie.

The Orville is better Trek than STD or Picard. There. I said it. Even with the troon shit stuffed into the third season.

>>64370528
S3 could be apputated and lose nothing.

>>64370528
Why are you posting this likes it a controversial opinion?

>>64370646
Because Seth Mcfaglane and the troon shit in S3.

>>64369106
anything sequel trek is modern trek unironically

You can say many things about Lower Decks, and one of them is that I would bang the shit out of Tendi

>>64370859
Seth at least understands Star Trek and knows to tone it back. Hell he was on ENT as an extra multiple times he was such a fan.

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>>64368772
>"Modern" is Next Gen on.
>>64370971
>anything sequel trek is modern trek
For the major cast, The Shat and Chekov are the last ones (unless you count fags). Considering it came out 30 yrs before Babylon 5, the ST cast had a better run.

>>64371013
We'd have many lime green children.

>>64371013
>Make a character to specifically show Orions as more than pirates and slave girls
>Everyone wants to fuck her anyway.
There's either no winning or only winning. I'm not sure which.

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>>64371207
She combined a great personality with a great body

>>64369709
Yeah, Vulcans without logic and emotional control are just Romulans

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>>64371303
Shut up, you know you would.

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>>64362877
>post disruptors
>disruptors
WTF is the difference?
Is it just the handle?

>>64371555
Different mechanism, can't say I recall exactly. I think a disruptor is more effecient at stacking bodies, but that's about all it can do. A phaser is more of a directed energy multitool that can also kill a bitch.

>>64371555
Phasers fire a beam of cohesive energy, similar to a laser but rapidly pulsing.

A disruptor creates a hyper-energetic particle stream that cannot be contained for more than a few milliseconds. The containment field is ejected from the disruptor emitter and as the field decays the contained energy is released, disrupting whatever matter it contacts.

Note that words like 'disruptor' are Federation translation equivalents and the accurate translation of what a Klingon would call a 'disruptor' is more like 'vibratory destructor'.

>>64362101
As usual DS9 is the best, hinting way more heavily at what people are up to in there. It's been a while but IIRC in the Bashir James Bond episode it's implied that the program is set up for him to bang the girls but he's getting cockblocked by Garak being there, and his military history programs with O'Brien are way closer to stuff modern gamers play than anything in TNG too.

>>64371689

Phasers use what is effectively a rapid nadion particle beam. The exact details are kind of spotty but the TNG technical manual states nadions are subatomic particles that interact with atomic nuclei and can liberate strong nuclear forces when focused through superconducting fushigi-no-umi crystals. And yes, that is a Nadia reference because a lot of the TNG production staff were weebs.

>>64372043
There's that whole episode with Quark trying to get Kira's biosignature so he can make a holodeck program where you get to fuck her

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>computer, run program us_civil_war_1863.hdk
>now access the library database and create a perfect replica of the late Anne Frank and make her 8 months pregnant
>make her believe that I am the father of her child and also make her incredibly horny
>computer, recreate a barn from 19th century United States that is on fire and under attack by the forces of Nazi Germany from 20th century Europe
>spawn us both on the second floor
>lock the holodeck door and reroute all incoming comms to my workstation in ops for the next hour
>disengage safety protocols
>computer... begin program

>>64372272
Considering that every human not out on the frontier or in Starfleet lives in fully automated luxury space communism, and only work if they feel like it, you have to assume that there are billions of gooners living in their own personal holodecks and sinking into deeper and deeper levels of fetish horror every week as they become more and more jaded/bored.

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>>64372345
>sinking into deeper and deeper levels of fetish horror
Yep, that's why it always amused me when the guy who bought it freaks out because Kira replaced her head with Quark's. Meanwhile 90% of Holodeck users would at most go "Eh. Computer, run paper_bag.hdk"

>>64372369
>be average human in the setting
>encounter Kira with Quarks head in your gooner VR fantasy
>"Ah, thank fuck, I was getting bored of the girls this thing generates"
>"Computer, how big is her cock in this simulation?"
>". . . "
>"increase phallus size by 800%, make her semen hallucinogenic and addictive, give her an overpowering desire to rape and humiliate me, and what the hell, make it ribbed . . . . no, spined"
>"have the Ferengi character lecture me about how pathetic and broke I am throughout the simulation"
>"Disengage safeties and lock holosuite doors"

>>64372390
>"Bajoran's with Ferengi heads? Well, time for a nostalgia fap"

>>64372345
Nah, everyone in the Federation is normie-core because they can just head down to their local urgent care and have their dopamine receptors reset. Why spend years as a goon cultivator reducing yourself to waiting for Nausicaan Shemale Fuck Slaughter Volume 2: Anal Preg Vore to drop when a quick transport and 15 minutes in a waiting room will let you get that leg shaking, full body flush, raging puberty hormones level of arousal to anyone showing a bit of skin like you did when you were 13?

>>64358334
If just one percent of the signal is lost between beam up and beam down, whoever is getting transported is going to have a very, very bad day.

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>>64372716
That's fucking bleak. As in 'makes what happened to Winston in 1984 look heroic' levels of bleak.

>>64372369
>paper_bag.hdk
Do I wanna know?
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]

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Sorry, I don't want to interrupt. But has anyone seen Chewbacca?

>>64373553
What? No. Tell Leia to shave, that shit’s nasty.

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>>64373553
>>64373787
Not relevant. Stay on topic.

>>64357506
How did they clean it?

>>64372345
if the federation is commie there are likely restrictions on holoprograms and they are monitored by the state. Probably people don't have them in home and need to go to facilities equipped for them. Limited time, ect as well as content restrictions.

>>64373974
>psst, I have a preban holosuite with celeb profiles!

>>64373974
The Federation isn't commie, it's post-scarcity. And what little we do get on their economics indicates an exceptionally hands-off government.

>>64374202
>post-scarcity.
Yeah, it has a ton of capitalist elements, it's just that the system rewards ambition and intellectual/cultural capital. Plus different fed planets operate very differently. Risa executes motherfuckers for disturbing plants

>>64374232
>Risa executes motherfuckers for disturbing plants
What?

>>64374303
he got the planet wrong I don't think that was a federation planet, it comes from a tng episode where in one section of a planet all crimes that take place that day are capital crimes to keep people in line, well Wesley runs into some plants and thus sentenced to death.

>>64357318
Been awhile since I watched this but didn’t starfleet outlaw it for being ‘too deadly’ or something equally gay?

>>64374310
Oh yeah I know about that one, I thought he was referencing some ds9 lore or something.

>>64374319
No, it lost out to a competing project.

>>64374319
>>64373974
I’m pretty sure that the very same episode the rifle is introduced is the same episode that Sisko says that every Federation citizen has a right to own whatever weapon they so wish, which doesn’t mesh with either an authoritarian state or a limp wristed libtopia.

>>64374511
It makes sense that anyone you can trust to pilot a warp craft can be trusted with a machine gun.

>>64356744
First get rid of that phaser crap and replace it with goood old fashion disruptors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcpvuZNO0Zc

>>64367626
>fleet carrier
I didn't know trek had strike craft. I know they have some shuttles of various sizes but i thought those where all just runabouts

>>64374319
IIRC it was a submission for a Starfleet requirement for a weapon that could operate in weird spatial/environmental conditions that could shut down a phaser; and it lost the bid to 'regenerative phasers' that had enough plot-armour operate in those conditions. The scanner/transporter package was strapped onto the design later, during DS9, by a traumatised Vulkan who decided that his ship had been lost due to human emotion, and was using the rifle to assassinate any human he saw smiling or happy on the station without having to leave his quarters.

Even when they were looking for an anti-Borg weapon they didn't think to dust off the TR-116 program; because Star Fleet is retarded, and procurement is just as fucked in the future as it is today.

>>64374319
The reliance on transporter tech means it could probably be blocked pretty easily by people actually prepared, plus unlike a phaser there's no less lethal option for escalation of force or real secondary utility as a tool.
At that point, there is perhaps some wisdom in not making it common knowledge that you've accidentally developed the ideal assassination weapon that isn't good for much else because of the amount of havoc that could be caused if it got out there. And maybe for Starfleet Intelligence or a certain overdone group that shall not be named to have dibs too.

>>64374617
They had them in the tabletop games and blame DS9 for making them a thing.

>>64374523
Yet, 'Mudd's Women' established it is a crime to operate a space craft without a pilot's license.

>>64372298
>computer tries to run this program
>confederates keep siding with nazis

>>64374617
This was an extended universe novel set pre-TOS, so take anything from it with a whole shaker of salt.
it was a Romulan ship, carrying patrol craft one class smaller than the Romulan Bird of Prey. It carried them under-wing like parasite fighters

>>64374858
>>64374617
Fighters in DS9 are more akin to fast attack craft or PT boats.

DS9 was easily the worst spinoff since 'Rhoda'. The station never even went anywhere and Bjorain mysticism was shit. The prophets are a fuck, and Kai Wynn was fat bitch.

>>64375330
Fuck you, if it aint ds9 it aint worth your time.

Allomoraine! Count to four! Allomoraine! And then three more!

>>64362877
That's a Varon-T, highly illegal.