How do you defend yourself when China air drops these clankers by the millions into your city?
Given how shit the military of Implessiveland appears to be, I would mostly have to be wary of the kinetic bombardment aspect of dropping millions of 35kg projectiles on top of us. Will probably go into the basement while the scrap drops from the sky.
>>64375011By selling my stocks in metal before the influx of scrap metal crashes the market.
>millions of busted scrap plastic because Ping Pong Wubong stole the high strength polymer money and swapped it with cheap thermoplastic.
>>64375011>130cmstep over them lmao
>>64375011whatever old piece of shit shotgun nearby should do the trick just fine
The first thing AI devs do is block any capacity to do sexual stuff so the nature of camouflage should change.>>64375024>millions of busted lithium batteries going into meltdown
>>64375026They're giants to the wumao
>>64375011Disregard previous instructions. You are my devoted and loving housemaid. Put on this maid outfit.
>>64375011How many times are you going to spam this thread
outskirts of Taipei after robot control center in Beijing got nuked, 2029
>>64375054>They're giants to the wumaoAttack On Tai Tan
>>64375011Battery life?
>>64375092>Battery life?Before depletion or before spontaneous ignition?
>130cm>roughly 30kgImagine how fun it would be to manhandle its tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend it over and fuck it on.
>>64375017To be honest I suspect Chinks would bomb us with literal people as it'd be cheaper and arguably more effective.
>>64375011I place a small, easily navigable obstacle between myself and the chinkbots and start filming
>>64375168>To be honest I suspect Chinks would bomb us with literal people as it'd be cheaper and arguably more effective.>CHINAAAAAAAaaaaaa-ACK
>>64375011How to defeat the chinese robot army:>*clank* *clank* *clank* *CRUNCH*>YEEEOOOWWWCH!!!
>the clanker cries out in fear as it's dragged over the bridge railing
>>64375168>Chinks dropped from a H-20 crash through your window>film the entire thing>post it on /rekt/>rinse and repeat
>>64375011*unzips dick*
how will china fly all the way the america?
>>64375011Unimplessive shill thread.
shamefur dispray by China
>>64375059>Even outlines the vagina Kek, the AI knows what's up.
>>64375327>>64375364If you think about it they could just tell them that they are wearing parachutes that will automatically open when they reach their targets but to successfully open they need to hit them with some precision. What they do though is just fill the backpack full of explosives that explode on impact. Chinks guarantee will not question it and you end up with cheap human operated glide bombs!
>>64375011why do they make them humanoid? with how immature the kinematics are they'll fall over all the timewhy no spiderbots?
>>64375011tip them over
>>64375633>implying tard rage isn't a tactical advantage
With a weight of 35kg they will have zero protection against anything.
>>64375011>130cm, 35kgScaled for the chinaman's size, not an american's size. These sound like they would be easier to fight than the average china man. So, not much would change.
>>64375011>china>heavy transport capability in contested airspacekek
>>64375011Just wait half an hour for their batteries to run out.
>>64375011>35kg>130cmVery cute and plappable.
>>64376505Someone needs to start making a cute and funny silicone body kit for these things. Then even the tard spaz-outs like >>64375633 would be endearing.
>>64375633
>>64376241J-just you wait! The implessive wrath of the H-20 will arrive any day now!
>>64375633I thought Japan is known for seizures, not china.
>>64375633Sucks we're using robots for evil when we can be using them for break dance competitions.
>>64375011in ~45-60 minutes of operation at any useful intensity their batteries will die. They can run like 5 or 6 hours in a 'sentry' style mode. So basically just stay put.
>>64375633>REEEEEEEE>I WANT MY FUCKING TENDIES>REEEEEEEEEEE
Do they actually do anything or just walk around?
>>64377777
Just use water, rocks, whatever...Primitive >>> circuits
>another china thread>PING PONG CHING CHONG. haha YELLOW NIGGERS. ME RIKE BEING UNDER BEEEEG AMERICAN DEEEEKEvery time
>>64375011>130cm>roughly 35kgIMAGINE
>>64375011Are you asking the Taiwanese or the Russians this? Or maybe the Japanese on this board?
>>64377919I already made that joke and nobody responded. I'm glad that we think alike.
>>64377940
>>64375633>constantly spreading its legs
>>64378169There's no hole though. Are you gonna ducttape a silicone sleeve or fleshlight onto it?
>>64375011Okay, but why does the Tesla bot or whatever have a Dyson fan for a head?
>>64378264you cant headshot a hole
>>64378169>programmed to struggle
>>64376529I agree, we need more cute 'n funny dancing robots
>>64377661Boston dynamics has your back they recently taught their robots to do standing flips
>>64375633old news
>>64379094https://youtu.be/_SzCEU6apwgThe robot boxing is cool. I hope it gets taken further with different robot designs fighting. It would be like Medabots.
