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>>64376836>Guys what do you do if this is how she turns up to your first dateThat's what the Bec De Corbin is for
>>64376841start doing this
>>64376847do they cut out earholes for the phones?
>>64376891>Cut out holes>In mailanon...
>>64376891Does he know?
>>64376836I put on my robe and wizard hat, of course.
>>64376836>>64376892>wherever i am, i must also larpstill your fault btw for giving them attention
>>64376968true
>>64376836
>>64376843>chainmail and a big stickBring back the classics.
>>64378410The old chink in the armor trick...
>>64376836That cum dumpster is wearing cheap jeet/chink repo shit. Get out of here with that larp.
>>64378530Post your armor, tough guy. Yeah, I didn't think so.
>>64376892>trashy tattoosEvery time.
>Want to get some real chainmail as fancy a trip to England>It's all made in IndiaAny anons know anyone who has consistent decent quality in manufacturing chainmail?
>>64378410based fellow oldfag
>>64376836mfw i see an elf
>>64379291There's like a million different smithies on mainland Europe that make everything; from swords to clubs and armor of any kind.Of course it costs more than indian chains.
>>64376892Disgusting attention whore
>>64379291You could try contacting Ironskin. Good quality. But you should plan in enough time and a good chunk of money.
>>64376843That is one nasty stick, I want to see him babe Ruth a guy's head clean off his shoulders.
You're going into battleChoose your weapon
>>64376836Turn heater on in the car.
>>64379412Usually they advertise its produced in Europe but the steel is made in India and just assembled here.
>>64378452Audible kek
>plate armorLAW detonates on it. Bahahaha!(pic not related)
>>64376892
>>64380354Long Swords are best.
>>64376943Time has passed us by, anon.
>>64380946No. My references will always be fresh and fly.
>>64380269Awful picture. Just awful. You should delete it from your PC.
>>64376836Why would I set up a date in London?
>>64380849now we're talking
>>64381125how so?
>>64376836I would assume she was fat or had a major personality flaw.
I wonder what Finno-Ugrig khanate wore as helmets.
dunno what this is but it's kino af
>>64381305The skulls of their enemies, of course
slashclank
>>64380298survivable
>>6438025632 as my primary, 14 as my secondary. I’m amused by ring flails.
>>64376889>The cat immediately falls to its side, legs stiff with horror or disgustThey're only good for this type of armor
>>64383058anon, I...
>>64376836walk home
>>64383692I mean, anons right at least immediately after the hit. Wouldn't be surprised if this was followed up by another, more convincingly fatal blow
>>643831244
>>64380283
>>64380256What is this supposed to be? One guy surrounded with floating knives that have numbers?
>>64380730you always see people mock female armour in videogames being glorified metal bikinis half the time, as if women don't go out of their way to dress like that at a direct detriment to their own safety irl
>>64384142rollan
>>64384154He is trapped in the wizard's riddle, and only by arithmetic may he prevail
>>64384164Knice!
>>64384164YEEEAAAAHHH I'M A KNIGHT>>64384168I'm going to steal your grain nigga
>>64380298Wanna know, how I got these scars
>>64384142Roll
>>64384216knight guy hereI'm going to fuck you in the ass now
>>64384142Rolling for jester
>>64384281I'm going to burn your house down as you didn't grow enough wheat this year nigga
>>64380730>>64384161>People are willing to believe a woman can throw around a dozen battle-hardened men twice their size>they draw the line at skimpy armor, as if people haven't fought near nude before.
flat top buckets a shitSHIT I say
>>64384286would scythian warrior women ever kidnap men and keep them as breeding slaves for life? that would be quite scary and stressful I think haha
>>64384298something someone that cant put a swan on top of his head would say
>>64376836i like scale armor a lot.
>>64384283Mi lord, I believe you meant to place a comma before "nigga" as it must be there on account of the direct address.
>>64384318I'm gonna cut your tongue off now, nigga
>>64384224Glory to you, and your cock
>>64384303>not capturing a scythian princess and marrying her in exchange for peace in order to obtain her lands with less bloodshed and gain legitimacy, in addition to improving the prowess of your progeny through picking a strong bride.
>>64384142Shit cleaner get
>>64384142Here we go
>>64384286I was promised nomadic archer mommy milk 2500 years ago. I will not be denied my birth right.
>>64385259aye my nigga >>64385273post a funny meme or I'm going to kill you
big owie if you get stabbed by this
>>64376836“Why yes, retaking the holy land sounds like a great date idea.”
>>64385294Source?
>>64380283I have these books.
boy, do i have just the thing for you
>>64384286wasn't it ishtar who shot a bow bare-breasted on a chariot in battle? And didn't Beowulf fight grendel naked? wierd how people don't understand fantasy doesn't need to be accurate to reality.
>>64384142I hate that fucking cape the lord is supposed to be wearing. Capes were never fucking worn like that, least of all in that 15th century depiction. The houppelande or haincelin he is wearing is his warm outer garment. Otherwise you can wear a heuke or huke over the doublet. In a few paintings you do see cloaks no lower than the hips being worn over the over-gown, but it is rare. Picrel is the goat of 15th century fashion Duke Philip le Bon of Burgundy. Here is a good link to an article on this painting in specific which is like the best depiction of mid 15th century Northern Renaissance court wear there is. >Rolling
>>64386283>3alright that's fair.
>>64386283>>64386288Shitfuck didn't include the link: http://employees.oneonta.edu/farberas/arth/arth214_folder/burgundy_intro.html
>>64376889>Clearly you never put a sweater on a cat Pic related
>>64385760entrails divination
>>64384142Give me delicacy and grace to rival the brutish disgrace that is the knight of this Castle Lord!
>>64384142does not count, I forgot image.
>>64386520There we go :3I banish thee >>64384164, dog.
>>64386942
>>64376836At one time there had to be a knight who let his wife don his armor, like we let women wear our shirts.
>>64387442>Playing around with it cus it's funny, roleplaying a knight or soldier>This but for sex>Futzing with it to annoy your martial marital as a tease>Improperly using pieces of it as containers and vessels out of ignorance or apathy>Using it to entertain children because it's shinyEveryone likes a bit o' metal