Hello, /k/. I've got a rather weird question. Chlorine gas, the stuff you get by mixing bleach and vinegar, does not just suffocate you, but also passes in through your skin and kills you. But what happens after? Does it just stay inside the body or evaporates out? What I'm getting at, let's say I have a very large chicken that was killed by chlorine gas, and stayed in the cloud for like half an hour. Can I eat it? Maybe I can leech out the toxins by soaking the meat in water? I really need an answer on this one
>>64390864Coke + mentos
>>64390864>Can I eat it?Can you? Yes. Should you? Probably not>Maybe I can leech out the toxins by soaking the meat in water?Unless you're stuck in the middle of the Ukrainian conflict, or some other situation where you are under siege, than you shouldn't be this hard-pressed for food, anon. Just burn the chicken in a fire and go to the store.
>>64390872I am not in Ukraine border-wise, but I really want to eat the large chicken. Does it retain the toxins I it's blood and muscle?
be sure to document everything you can before any serious attepts to consume the tainted fowl.
>>64390887No. It's a biohazard and needs to be disposed of. You'll poison yourself and permanently damage your organs if you eat it. You could have easily googled this, btw.
don't eat the lungs and peel the skin?>Experimental studies using a low concentration of chlorine gas show that the upper airway absorbs the vast majority of inhaled chlorine. The lower respiratory tract absorbs only 5% of chlorine gas. Animal models suggest that chlorine gas absorbed in the lower respiratory tract causes much greater toxicity than similar amounts in the upper airway. Thus, the upper airway functions as a protective scrubber to the exposure of chlorine gas.>When exposed to low concentration chlorine gas (up to 2 ppm), mucous membrane irritation results. Higher concentration exposures between 9 ppm and 50 ppm may lead to chemical pneumonitis and bronchiolitis obliterans. In animal models, exposure to 200 ppm leads to extensive bronchial constriction. Exposure to levels of 800 ppm proves lethal to half of all exposed animals, while concentrations of 2000 ppm lead to immediate respiratory arrest.>Chlorine gas does not penetrate deeply into meat for sanitation, but when used in diluted, chlorinated water for washing fresh poultry, it can be absorbed into the outer layers and surface tissues. Research indicates that after immersion, over 50% of the chlorine reacts with the meat within two hours, forming some water-soluble and lipid-soluble compounds. While the gas form of chlorine dioxide is used to sanitize processing equipment surfaces by reaching microorganisms, it is not a gas that penetrates into the meat itself.
OP, did you accidentally gas yourself with chlorine gas?
>>64391006He gassed his chicken; it knew too much (his browser history).
>>64391048He gassed his chicken because it knew what he choked his chicken to? That seems wasteful. Better to bring the chicken in on the fun.
>>64390864Why don't you post a picture of this large chicken you gassed to death for us OP?
>>64391067>Better to bring the chicken in on the fun.Oh, he did, but then it wanted hush money, or it was going to expose him for doing something that's only legal in West Virginia.
>>64390864Uh-oh. I sense another gradual "I fucked up, /k/" admission thread coming our way. Include me in the screencaps, ok?
I just mixed some bleach with vinegar and no green gas! I don't think this chemistry works so good.
>>64391067>Better to bring the chicken in on the funKinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.
>>64390896Ah, alright, it's a shame the big chicken goes to waste, but I will drop it off at the local landfill. Does chlorine-affected chicken corpse alert police dogs? Or does it mask the scent of flesh?
>>64390895I cannot show any pictures, it's just a very large and girthy chicken, and it's laying in a fetal position on the ground.
>>64391128>in a fetal position Is that so
>>64390864Eat it, you fucking retard.
>>64391126Its not a chicken at all, is it op?Who did you kill?
>/k/ooking with /k/
Lurking...
>>64390864Someone want to report the murder to the FBI pls?
I drink water that is contaminated with carbon dioxide.
>>64391152There was no murder, as it was just a large chicken I legally aqquired.
>>64391133Yes, it's arms/wings are splayed out on the ground and legs folded.
>>64391137It is a chicken. A very large chicken, but a chicken still, which I legally got a hold of.
>>64391006No, I was outside the gas cloud, and the big chicken was inside. I waited until wind swept the cloud downhill.
>>64391101I have not made any mistakes except not preparing for a way to dispose of the large chicken. I thought the corpse would be fine to eat and mill the rest.
Post the chicken you coward
How big was the chicken exactly?
Y'all niggers are posting in a troll thread.I swear summer just never stopped.
>>64391315omg you blew my mindtell it to reddit next
>>64391315Post chicken and timestamp
>Plato claims man is a "featherless biped">Diogenes responds by tossing a plucked chicken at him>Thus a chicken sans plucking ≈ a manWhat else is also approximately a man? A woman!Therefore OP gassed a woman to death.
>>64391231Either you were doing some back yard "wooden doors don't work on gas chambers" testing, you fucked up in a spectacular way, or there's been an industrial accident. Come on man explain what's going on at least and then we can tell you what to do with the chicken.
>>64391315We know retard, it's funny to play along with. Do you know what fun is?
wtf is going on in this threadwhat is happening in OP's image
>>64391406Weird looking chicken
>>64391152Not your personal snitch, do it yourself you homo.
>>64391226>which I legally got a hold of.Ahhahahaha why the fuck would you even specify that lmao wtf is going on in this thread
>>64390864OP fess up so you can be in the screenshot montage. Did your erotic WW1 trench warfare fetish play go horribly wrong?
>>64391406OP gassed a hooker and is trying to figure out how to dispose of the body
>>64390864The "chicken" is contaminated and if you plan to consume it or handle it in a way that is not disposing of it, it must be decontaminated. Put that chicken in a contractor bag that is sealed tight and burry it 6 feet underground.>>64390896>biohazardactually a chemical hazard, if the chicken had AIDS or something it'd be a biohazard
>>64391812You shouldn't eat hookers, they often have STDs
>>64392175The entire reason you cook meats, is so that you kill whatever bacteria or disease is in the meat (though I'm not sure it applies to tape worms), so you could in theory eat (not eat out) a well-done hooker corpse
Don't worry anon. Your poor chicken died as the chlorine gas reacted with moisture in its lungs, forming hydrochloric acid, destroying the lung tissue. Good news for you, the meat has effectively neutralized the acid, the chlorine reacted with some sodium to rock salt or calcium into calcium chloride, both safe to eat in moderation.Enjoy your chicken meat. No need to add extra salt, already done.
REMINDER:Not your woman?Not your concern.Have fun OP.
>>64392254>Imperfect/residuals do not existYou could be doing these reactions in a glass beakers and get other products.
>>64392324Your stomach produces hydrochloric acid anyway. The byproducts in the poisoned chicken are the same as those happening in your digestive system when you eat the meat.